Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

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I'll lick any SOB in the room
Said Jordan, lifting the gloom

We should return to our theme, pugilism
Instead of discussing who Jill isn't
How about who Jill is?
Won't that kill this ?
It could certainly cause a schism.

We should return to our theme, pugilism
Instead of discussing who Jill isn't
How about who Jill is?
Won't that kill this ?
It might, but I've always liked antidisestablishmentarianism

Antidisestablishmentarianism

Antidisestablishmentarianism
It could certainly cause a schism

Antidisestablishmentarianism
It could certainly cause a schism
Church of England in Scotland?

Antidisestablishmentarianism
It could certainly cause a schism
Church of England in Scotland?
It would all go to pot, man !

Antidisestablishmentarianism
It could certainly cause a schism
Church of England in Scotland?
It would all go to pot, man !
Solve it all by making everyone follow atheism

The stamp collection owned by one Mr. Michael Sprott

The stamp collection owned by one Mr. Michael Sprott
Is one of the few remaining things which he has got

The stamp collection owned by one Mr. Michael Sprott
Is one of the few remaining things which he has got
He has a 'Penny Black'

The stamp collection owned by one Mr. Michael Sprott
Is one of the few remaining things which he has got
He has a 'Penny Black'
And a scruffy old mac

The stamp collection owned by one Mr. Michael Sprott
Is one of the few remaining things which he has got
He has a 'Penny Black'
And a scruffy old mac
He can also tie his Johnson in a knot

'His johnson is in a knot!' cried the paramedic

'His johnson is in a knot!' cried the paramedic
Good Heavens ! He must be athletic

'His johnson is in a knot!' cried the paramedic
Good Heavens ! He must be athletic
Its a long one, you see

'His johnson is in a knot!' cried the paramedic
Good Heavens ! He must be athletic
Its a long one, you see
Goes down past his knee

'His johnson is in a knot!' cried the paramedic
Good Heavens ! He must be athletic
Its a long one, you see
Goes down past his knee
Its a large then, not a small or a med dick

King Beer has returned for some fun

Who locked this?

King Beer has returned for some fun
Where on earth did you get that name from?

King Beer has returned for some fun
Where on earth did you get that name from?
I once was Lord Beer

King Beer has returned for some fun
Where on earth did you get that name from?
I once was Lord Beer
Lord Beer? How queer!

King Beer has returned for some fun
Where on earth did you get that name from?
I once was Lord Beer
Lord Beer? How queer!
Believe me, I've seen stranger ones

It's a slighty random story

It's a slighty random story
As random as Glenn McCrory?

It's a slighty random story
As random as Glenn McCrory?
The Geordie, the cruiser ?

It's a slighty random story
As random as Glenn McCrory?
The Geordie, the cruiser ?
No, the bloke down the boozer

It's a slighty random story
As random as Glenn McCrory?
The Geordie, the cruiser ?
No, the bloke down the boozer
Not him, I mean Giuseppe Signori

McRory's state of mind is quite worrisome,

McRory's state of mind is quite worrisome,
Said the striking and elegant John Murray's mum

McRory's state of mind is quite worrisome,
Said the striking and elegant John Murray's mum
I've heard she likes a bit of meat

McRory's state of mind is quite worrisome,
Said the striking and elegant John Murray's mum
I've heard she likes a bit of meat
Looks up the trunks from her ringside seat

McRory's state of mind is quite worrisome,
Said the striking and elegant John Murray's mum
I've heard she likes a bit of meat
Looks up the trunks from her ringside seat
You mucky pups!Ruined another 'un!

Wait 'till we start about Wlads bird

Wait 'till we start about Wlads bird
I heard it's Vit she preferred

Wait til we start about Wlad's bird
I heard it's Vit she preferred
Well, he is mighty and stiff

Wait til we start about Wlad's bird
I heard it's Vit she preferred
Well, he is mighty and stiff
According to Cliff

Wait til we start about Wlad's bird
I heard it's Vit she preffered
Well,he is mighty and stiff
According to Cliff,
And Tom Cruise(well,that's what I heard)

why DID Roberto say "No Mas"?
He was once the king of the Hombres

why DID Roberto say "No Mas"?
He was once the king of the Hombres
But away Sugar ran

why DID Roberto say "No Mas"?
He was once the king of the Hombres
But away Sugar ran
'Twas too much for Duran

why DID Roberto say "No Mas"?
He was once the king of the Hombres
But away Sugar ran
'Twas too much for Duran
Whom some said was yellow as topaz

That's it then, it's on for July second

That's it then, it's on for July second
"He won't know where he is", David reckoned

That's it then, it's on for July second
"He won't know where he is", David reckoned
He'll be taking an army

That's it then, it's on for July second
"He won't know where he is", David reckoned
He'll be taking an army
No doubt they'll be barmy

That's it then, it's on for July second
"He won't know where he is", David reckoned
He'll be taking an army
No doubt they'll be barmy
Especially if the beer houses beckon

Wlad will do nout but jab

Wlad will do nout but jab
And Vitali, doubtless, will blab

Wlad will do nout but jab
And Vitali, doubtless, will blab
But can Haye, like Sanders