Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

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I'll lick any SOB in the room
Said Jordan, lifting the gloom

A bet Kate M would be too brittle

A bet Kate M would be too brittle
To take it without some spittle

A bet Kate M would be too brittle
To take it without some spittle

(i am shocked windy, very good though)

A bet Kate M would be too brittle
To take it without some spittle
Thats the future Queen

A bet Kate M would be too brittle
To take it without some spittle
Thats the future Queen
with an arid bean?

A bet Kate M would be too brittle
To take it without some spittle
Thats the future Queen
with an arid bean?
It's her duty to swallow a little

Well this is all getting quite primal

Well this is all getting quite primal
what's the charge? it's hardly a crime pal

Well this is all getting quite primal
what's the charge? it's hardly a crime pal
Not our fault she's horny

Well this is all getting quite primal
what's the charge? it's hardly a crime pal
Not our fault she's horny.
As she says 'oh Wills, you've torn me'

Well this is all getting quite primal
what's the charge? it's hardly a crime pal
Not our fault she's horny.
As she says 'oh Wills, you've torn me'
You are so much bigger than Lionel

One wonders if Prince Phillip gets a go?

One wonders if Prince Phillip gets a go?.
He'd probably make a faux pas, so no

One wonders if Prince Phillip gets a go?.
He'd probably make a faux pas, so no
but what of his right?

One wonders if Prince Phillip gets a go?.
He'd probably make a faux pas, so no
but what of his right?
To creep, in the night

One wonders if Prince Phillip gets a go?.
He'd probably make a faux pas, so no
but what of his right?
To creep, in the night
or at least get a cursory blow?

Don't know why, but I rather like Anne

One wonders if Prince Phillip gets a go?.
He'd probably make a faux pas, so no
but what of his right?
To creep, in the night
or at least get a cursory blow?

hahahahahahahahaha

Don't know why, but I rather like Anne
But it be like sticking it in a rusty old can

Don't know why, but I rather like Anne
But it be like sticking it in a rusty old can
you may even get splinters

Don't know why, but I rather like Anne
But it be like sticking it in a rusty old can
you may even get splinters
So said Bernie Winters

Don't know why, but I rather like Anne
But it be like sticking it in a rusty old can
you may even get splinters
So said Bernie Winters.
Only to find out she was a man

Prince Phillip is naturally a fan of Greek Love

Prince Phillip is naturally a fan of Greek Love
If it's not sliding in, give a shove

Prince Phillip is naturally a fan of Greek Love
If it's not sliding in, give a shove
The Athenian way

Prince Phillip is naturally a fan of Greek Love
If it's not sliding in, give a shove
The Athenian way
Said Jean Baptiste Pierre Antoine de Monet (Remember him?)

Prince Phillip is naturally a fan of Greek Love
If it's not sliding in, give a shove
The Athenian way
Said Jean Baptiste Pierre Antoine de Monet (Remember him?)
How could we forget ? Heavens above !

In my day we used vaseline

In my day we used vaseline
to lube up the mother of the queen?

In my day we used vaseline
to lube up the mother of the queen?
I doubt she'd need that

In my day we used vaseline
to lube up the mother of the queen?
I doubt she'd need that
Uses the tongue of her cat

In my day we used vaseline
to lube up the mother of the queen?
I doubt she'd need that
Uses the tongue of her cat
If not careful you could damage her spleen

I hear Zara Phillips is dirty

I hear Zara Phillips is dirty
She humps it after being flirty

I hear Zara Phillips is dirty
She humps it after being flirty
She has horse-riders thighs

I hear Zara Phillips is dirty
She humps it after being flirty
She has horse-riders thighs
Covering her eyes

I hear Zara Phillips is dirty
She humps it after being flirty
She has horse-riders thighs
Covering her eyes
She'll be dirtier the other side of thirty

I've often been tempted to pork


(keep it royal chaps, hint hint)

I'd be tempted to pork
Prince Andrew, the Duke of York

(was that the one?)

I've often been tempted to pork
Prince Andrew, the Duke of York
with his rugby player build

I've often been tempted to pork
Prince Andrew, the Duke of York
with his rugby player build
I'm sure I'd be thrilled

I've often been tempted to pork
Prince Andrew, the Duke of York
with his rugby player build
I'm sure I'd be thrilled
to see him with a 'John Wayne' walk

I've often been tempted to pork
Prince Andrew, the Duke of York
with his rugby player build
I'm sure I'd be thrilled
To get past his anal cork?

So, Beatrice or Eugenie?

So, Beatrice or Eugenie?
Both would be wet n creamy

(Sorry!)

So, Beatrice or Eugenie?
why not both i must query?

So, Beatrice or Eugenie?
why not both i must query?
with one on each index

So, Beatrice or Eugenie?
why not both i must query?
with one on each index
tearing off their spandex

So, Beatrice or Eugenie?
why not both i must query?
with one on each index
tearing off their spandex
I'd squirt on them out of my weenie