Re: Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:53 pm

First topic message reminder :

I'll lick any SOB in the room
Said Jordan, lifting the gloom

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:08 am

Wlad will do nout but jab
And Vitali, doubtless, will blab
But can Haye, like Sanders
( Since both are big landers )

by **Union Cane** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:10 am

Wlad will do nout but jab
And Vitali, doubtless, will blab
But can Haye, like Sanders
Put him down with left handers
Or will he scuttle around like a crab

by Guest Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:03 am

May i draw your attention to the music cup

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:15 am

May i draw your attention to the music cup
Please do, at least till the number of ' views ' is up

by Guest Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:17 am

May i draw your attention to the music cup
Please do, at least till the number of ' views ' is up
You should get on and vote

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:22 am

May i draw your attention to the music cup
Please do, at least till the number of ' views ' is up
You should get on and vote
Of course, I take note

by Guest Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:29 am

May i draw your attention to the music cup
Please do, at least till the number of ' views ' is up
You should get on and vote
Of course, I take note
Vote for 2Pac and Dre, they know what's up!

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:30 am

But where do we find it, KB ?

by **Union Cane** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:31 am

But where do we find it, KB ?
The pair of you have totally lost me...

by Guest Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:34 am

But where do we find it, KB ?
The pair of you have totally lost me...
I'll get you a link

by Guest Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:35 am

But where do we find it, KB ?
The pair of you have totally lost me...
I'll get you a link
https://www.606v2.com/t3548-music-cup-round-7-hip-hop - Just click and then blink

by **Union Cane** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:36 am

But where do we find it, KB ?
The pair of you have totally lost me...
I'll get you a link
https://www.606v2.com/t3548-music-cup-round-7-hip-hop - Just click and then blink.
I'm more Collins and Idol (Billy)

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:36 am

But where do we find it, KB ?
The pair of you have totally lost me...
I'll get you a link
https://www.606v2.com/t3548-music-cup-round-7-hip-hop - Just click and then blink
Consider it done, then, by me.

by **Union Cane** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:39 am

You seem to have missed Cypress Hill

by Guest Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:40 am

You seem to have missed Cypress Hill
I know, Insane in the Membrane was ill

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:40 am

You seem to have missed Cypress Hill
I know, Insane in the Membrane was ill
Does he need medication ?

by Guest Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:42 am

You seem to have missed Cypress Hill
I know, Insane in the Membrane was ill
Does he need medication ?
No, it's just an exaggeration

by **Union Cane** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:45 am

You seem to have missed Cypress Hill
I know, Insane in the Membrane was ill
Does he need medication ?
No, it's just an exaggeration
Learning "Yoof-speak" takes a great deal of skill

by Benelio Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:03 pm

Old man Sugar Shane

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:03 pm

Old man Sugar Shane
Is younger again

by coxy0001 Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:05 pm

Old man Sugar Shane
Is younger again
His last oppo lost to a reality TV boxer

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:15 pm

Old man Sugar Shane
Is younger again
His last oppo lost to a reality TV boxer
This one doesn't scan and we have less chance of success than does Janis Joplin's de toxer

by Guest Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:23 pm

Old man Sugar Shane
Is younger again
His last oppo lost to a reality TV boxer
This one doesn't scan and we have less chance of succcess than does Janis Joplin's de toxer
If she were alive,I'd imagine the concept of a de toxer would completely fox 'er

by Guest Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:35 pm

Once again Windy I sense,
Loose structure is making you tense.
The anepestic meter scheme
(If you know what I mean)
Doth elude some,their lines are weak,hence..

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:41 pm

Agree andy, though never terse
I'm frustrated by irregular verse
However, it's best
To take this in jest
Or it could become tiresome, or worse

by **Union Cane** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 2:15 pm

In a departure from what was the norm
We now converse in Limerick form
I'm no longer forlorn
As this thread is reborn
The response though may still be lukewarm

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 2:37 pm

Azania is getting up my nose

by **Fists of Fury** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 2:38 pm

Azania is getting up my nose
Is modern nutrition better, who knows?

by **Union Cane** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 2:40 pm

Azania is getting up my nose
Is modern nutrition better, who knows?
His repetitive drivel

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 2:41 pm

Azania is getting up my nose
Is modern nutrition better, who knows?
His repetitive drivel
And usual piffle

by **Fists of Fury** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 2:42 pm

Azania is getting up my nose
Is modern nutrition better, who knows?
His repetitive drivel
And usual piffle
Gets more evident as 606v2 grows

by **Fists of Fury** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 2:42 pm

Will this limerick thread ever come to an end?

by **Union Cane** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 2:44 pm

Will this limerick thread ever come to an end?
For a month now its been the 'in' trend

by **Fists of Fury** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 2:45 pm

Will this limerick thread ever come to an end?
For a month now its been the 'in' trend
With Windy, Union and Fists

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 2:46 pm

Will this limerick thread ever come to an end?
For a month now its been the 'in' trend
With Windy, Union and Fists
We've frequently taken the p**s

by **Fists of Fury** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 2:47 pm

Will this limerick thread ever come to an end?
For a month now its been the 'in' trend
With Windy, Union and Fists
We've frequently taken the p**s
We never meant to offend

by **Fists of Fury** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 2:48 pm

Great weather this weekend, any plans?

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 2:49 pm

Great weather this weekend, any plans?
Check up on my prostate gland

by **Fists of Fury** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 2:51 pm

Great weather this weekend, any plans?
Check up on my prostate gland
That one made me laff

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 2:55 pm

Great weather this weekend, any plans?
Check up on my prostate gland
That one made me laff
Which is better, by half

by **Fists of Fury** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 2:56 pm

Great weather this weekend, any plans?
Check up on my prostate gland
That one made me laff
Which is better, by half
Shame, I thought you'd be spending it with the Grans

by **Union Cane** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 2:58 pm

I'm taking the kids to see 'Hop'

by **Fists of Fury** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 2:59 pm

I'm taking the kids to see 'Hop'
Maybe an icecream, from the shop?

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 3:00 pm

I'm taking the kids to see 'Hop'
Maybe an icecream, from the shop?
Or a lightheavyweight fight ?

by **Union Cane** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 3:01 pm

I'm taking the kids to see 'Hop'
Maybe an icecream, from the shop?
Or a lightheavyweight fight ?
They're on too late at night

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 3:05 pm

I'm taking the kids to see 'Hop'
Maybe an icecream, from the shop?
Or a lightheavyweight fight ?
They're on too late at night
And you mustn't get their mum in a strop

by Guest Thu 21 Apr 2011, 3:23 pm

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 3:27 pm

by **Union Cane** Thu 21 Apr 2011, 4:19 pm

A lively young damsel named Menzies
Inquired: "Do you know what this thenzies?"
Her aunt, with a gasp,
Replied: "It's a wasp,
And you're holding the end where the stenzies."

by Guest Thu 21 Apr 2011, 4:20 pm

The featherweight Pedroza

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