Re: Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

by **HumanWindmill** Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:53 pm

First topic message reminder :

I'll lick any SOB in the room
Said Jordan, lifting the gloom

by **Union Cane** Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:23 am

The featherweight Pedroza
Couldn't pay the whore so he owes 'er

by **HumanWindmill** Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:31 am

The featherweight Pedroza
When called by a fan ' big head poser '

by Guest Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:36 am

The featherweight Pedrosa
When called by a fan "big head poser"
Replied "That I am

by **HumanWindmill** Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:38 am

The featherweight Pedrosa
When called by a fan "big head poser"
Replied "That I am
Then laid out the fan

by Guest Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:46 am

The featherweight Pedrosa
When called by a fan "big head poser"
Replied "That I am"
Then laid out a fan
I nearly choked on my samosa.

by Benelio Fri Apr 22, 2011 2:10 am

The featherweight Pedroza
Was a changing room exposer

by Guest Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:08 pm

The featherweight Pedroza
Was a changing room exposer,
B, "it's all in the timing"
Not whining 'bout rhyming criming
But we've mentioned this problem before,huh?

by **Union Cane** Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:27 pm

The limericks thread appears dead

by **88Chris05** Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:29 pm

The limericks thread appears dead
"Well let's revive it!" 88Chris said

by Michaels, Sean Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:31 pm

The limericks thread appears dead
"Well let's revive it!" 88Chris said
With the return of seanmichaels

by **Union Cane** Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:33 pm

The limericks thread appears dead
"Well let's revive it!" 88Chris said
With the return of seanmichaels
(These things go in cycles)

by **HumanWindmill** Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:34 pm

The limericks thread appears dead
"Well let's revive it!" 88Chris said
With the return of seanmichaels
(These things go in cycles)
We'll never put this one to bed

by **HumanWindmill** Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:36 pm

In the old days a pet teradactyl

by Michaels, Sean Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:40 pm

In the old days a pet teradactyl
would be kept in a brown leather satchel.....

by **88Chris05** Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:42 pm

In the old days a pet teradactyl
would be kept in a brown leather satchel
Does that fit regulation?

by Michaels, Sean Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:44 pm

In the old days a pet teradactyl
would be kept in a brown leather satchel
Does that fit regulation?
Or cause consternation?

by **HumanWindmill** Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:45 pm

In the old days a pet teradactyl
would be kept in a brown leather satchel
Does that fit regulation?
Or cause consternation?
Both, if we're being factual

by Michaels, Sean Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:49 pm

There was a young man from Barking

by **HumanWindmill** Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:51 pm

There was a young man from Barking
Who dented his Fiesta while parking

by **Union Cane** Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:01 pm

There was a young man from Barking
Who dented his Fiesta while parking
His foot missed the brake

by **HumanWindmill** Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:03 pm

There was a young man from Barking
Who dented his Fiesta while parking
His foot missed the brake
A common mistake

by **Union Cane** Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:05 pm

There was a young man from Barking
Who dented his Fiesta while parking
His foot missed the brake
A common mistake
The pensioner's leg had bad marking

by **HumanWindmill** Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:06 pm

How well I recall Alan Minter

by **Union Cane** Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:07 pm

How well I recall Alan Minter
He's not fought now for many a winter

by **HumanWindmill** Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:09 pm

How well I recall Alan Minter
He's not fought now for many a winter
Got undone by Hagler

by **Union Cane** Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:17 pm

How well I recall Alan Minter
He's not fought now for many a winter
Got undone by Hagler
Beat Griffith (touched waggler?)

by **HumanWindmill** Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:20 pm

How well I recall Alan Minter
He's not fought now for many a winter
Got undone by Hagler
Beat Griffith (touched waggler?)
Before the middleweight crown became splintered

by **Union Cane** Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:24 pm

Is the Playstation Network still down?

by coxy0001 Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:25 pm

Is the Playstation Network still down?
Says the lazy git in a dressing gown

by **HumanWindmill** Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:26 pm

Is the Playstation Network still down?
Said Grandma, adjusting her gown

by **Union Cane** Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:19 pm

Is the Playstation Network still down?
Says the lazy git in a dressing gown
It was crusty inside

by **HumanWindmill** Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:21 pm

Is the Playstation Network still down?
Says the lazy git in a dressing gown
It was crusty inside
And I'm quite sure I spied

by **Union Cane** Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:25 pm

Is the Playstation Network still down?
Says the lazy git in a dressing gown
It was crusty inside
And I'm quite sure I spied
A mark that was yellowish brown

by **Union Cane** Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:43 pm

So, anyone going to Hamburg?

by **HumanWindmill** Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:47 pm

So, anyone going to Hamburg?
Said a chap from our synagogue, Sam Berg

by **Union Cane** Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:33 pm

So, anyone going to Hamburg?
Said a chap from our synagogue, Sam Berg
How much is a ticket already?

by coxy0001 Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:37 pm

So, anyone going to Hamburg?
Said a chap from our synagogue, Sam Berg
How much is a ticket already?
So many £s my legs are unsteady

by **Union Cane** Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:39 pm

So, anyone going to Hamburg?
Said a chap from our synagogue, Sam Berg
How much is a ticket already?
So many £s my legs are unsteady
I'll watch on telly with a cuppa and some battenburg

by Guest Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:44 pm

My biscuit of choice is Garibaldi

by **HumanWindmill** Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:46 pm

My biscuit of choice is Garibaldi
Which I buy, very cheaply, at Aldi

by coxy0001 Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:48 pm

My biscuit of choice is Garibaldi
Which I buy, very cheaply, at Aldi
Does the pension stretch that far?

by **Union Cane** Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:49 pm

My biscuit of choice is Garibaldi
Which I buy, very cheaply, at Aldi
Does the pension stretch that far?
Only if you don't go in the car

by **HumanWindmill** Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:52 pm

My biscuit of choice is Garibaldi
Which I buy, very cheaply, at Aldi
Does the pension stretch that far?
Only if you don't go in the car
I hitch a ride with my pal, Dee

by Michaels, Sean Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:54 pm

Just picked up 8 cans at Aldi quite cheaply

by The Galveston Giant Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:55 pm

Just picked up 8 cans at Aldi quite cheaply
If i'm honest, i do it weekly

by **HumanWindmill** Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:56 pm

Just picked up 8 cans at Aldi quite cheaply
At Tesco the price went up steeply

by **HumanWindmill** Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:57 pm

Just picked up 8 cans at Aldi quite cheaply
If i'm honest, i do it weekly
I recycle the cans

by Michaels, Sean Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:10 pm

Just picked up 8 cans at Aldi quite cheaply
If i'm honest, i do it weekly
I recycle the cans
into pots and pans
but its the lager that touches me deeply.

by **Union Cane** Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:12 pm

Just picked up 8 cans at Aldi quite cheaply
If i'm honest, i do it weekly
I recycle the cans
And the beer (through my glans)

by **Union Cane** Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:13 pm

Botheration, I'm too slow again

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