Re: Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:53 pm

First topic message reminder :

I'll lick any SOB in the room
Said Jordan, lifting the gloom

by coxy0001 Thu 28 Apr 2011, 4:11 pm

Union, which would you spray first?

by **Union Cane** Thu 28 Apr 2011, 4:14 pm

Union, which would you spray first?
The one which my willy best nursed

by John Bloody Wayne Thu 28 Apr 2011, 4:16 pm

I was mentioned in regard to a prince?

by **Union Cane** Thu 28 Apr 2011, 4:23 pm

Union, which would you spray first?
The one which my willy best nursed
( http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/princess-eugenie-bikini.jpg )
I've just had a crisis

by coxy0001 Thu 28 Apr 2011, 4:26 pm

Union, which would you spray first?
The one which my willy best nursed
I've just had a crisis
Poked yourself in the iris?

by Michaels, Sean Thu 28 Apr 2011, 4:26 pm

Union, which would you spray first?
The one which my willy best nursed
I've just had a crisis
wondering which is the nice sis?

by **Union Cane** Thu 28 Apr 2011, 4:27 pm

Union, which would you spray first?
The one which my willy best nursed
I've just had a crisis
Poked yourself in the iris?
My shopping is fully submersed

by coxy0001 Thu 28 Apr 2011, 4:32 pm

Union, was that even relevant

by **HumanWindmill** Thu 28 Apr 2011, 4:39 pm

Union, was that even relevant
Or was it, perhaps, a pink elephant ?

by **Fists of Fury** Thu 28 Apr 2011, 4:40 pm

Union, was that even relevant
Or was it, perhaps, a pink elephant ?.
Either which way

by Michaels, Sean Thu 28 Apr 2011, 4:42 pm

Union, was that even relevant
Or was it, perhaps, a pink elephant ?.
Either which way
come the end of the day

by Michaels, Sean Thu 28 Apr 2011, 4:42 pm

Union, was that even relevant
Or was it, perhaps, a pink elephant ?.
Either which way
come the end of the day
a princess is gonna have a smelly c*nt

by coxy0001 Thu 28 Apr 2011, 4:44 pm

Sean, you missed out entering their bum

by Michaels, Sean Thu 28 Apr 2011, 4:44 pm

Sean, you missed out entering their bum
dear coxy that is being saved for their mum

by **Union Cane** Thu 28 Apr 2011, 4:45 pm

Sean, you missed out entering their bum
dear coxy that is being saved for their mum
You chaps go too far

by Michaels, Sean Thu 28 Apr 2011, 4:51 pm

Sean, you missed out entering their bum
dear coxy that is being saved for their mum
You chaps go too far
so save the cigar
and give her a bit of your thumb

(ten pin bowling like)

cheers chaps, it's been fun. have a good one

by Guest Sat 30 Apr 2011, 2:07 pm

"Kate/bikini" reaps rewards in a 'net search

by **HumanWindmill** Sat 30 Apr 2011, 2:18 pm

"Kate/bikini" reaps rewards in a 'net search
For those who might offer her a wet perch

by Guest Sat 30 Apr 2011, 2:44 pm

"Kate/bikini"reaps erwards in a 'net search
For those who might offer her a wet perch
They're firm,and they're shapely

by **HumanWindmill** Sat 30 Apr 2011, 2:46 pm

"Kate/bikini"reaps erwards in a 'net search
For those who might offer her a wet perch
They're firm,and they're shapely
And impress us all greatly

by Guest Sat 30 Apr 2011, 2:57 pm

"Kate/bikini" reaps rewards in a net search
for those who might offer her a wet perch
They're firm,and they're shapely
And impress us all greatly
There was much Kleenex left at the church

by **Union Cane** Wed 04 May 2011, 8:58 am

Three days with no limericks? What next?

by **Fists of Fury** Wed 04 May 2011, 9:07 am

Three days with no limericks? What next?
D4 producing some sensical text?

by **Union Cane** Wed 04 May 2011, 9:14 am

Three days with no limericks? What next?
D4 producing some sensical text?
Now that'll never 'appen

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 04 May 2011, 9:16 am

Three days with no limericks? What next?
D4 producing some sensical text?
Now that'll never 'appen
He'll catch us all nappin'

by **Union Cane** Wed 04 May 2011, 9:19 am

Three days with no limericks? What next?
D4 producing some sensical text?
Now that'll never 'appen
He'll catch us all nappin'
...and criticise Manny. We'd be vexed.

by **Fists of Fury** Wed 04 May 2011, 9:22 am

So Pacquaio/Mosley this weekend..

by **Union Cane** Wed 04 May 2011, 9:26 am

So Pacquaio/Mosley this weekend...
Doom, for Sugar Shane, doth impend

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 04 May 2011, 9:28 am

So Pacquaio/Mosley this weekend...
Doom, for Sugar Shane, doth impend
What will D4 say ?

by **Union Cane** Wed 04 May 2011, 9:34 am

So Pacquaio/Mosley this weekend...
Doom, for Sugar Shane, doth impend
What will D4 say ?
If't goes t'other way

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 04 May 2011, 9:35 am

So Pacquaio/Mosley this weekend...
Doom, for Sugar Shane, doth impend
What will D4 say ?
If't goes t'other way
" Manny dehydrated and weakened. "

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 04 May 2011, 9:36 am

Remember when Marvellous Marvin

by **Union Cane** Wed 04 May 2011, 9:59 am

Remember when Marvellous Marvin
Was put down by Roldan, the Argin

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 04 May 2011, 10:00 am

Remember when Marvellous Marvin
Was put down by Roldan, the Argin
Roldan was hungry

by **Union Cane** Wed 04 May 2011, 10:03 am

Remember when Marvellous Marvin
Was put down by Roldan, the Argin
Roldan was hungry
And rather well hung, he

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 04 May 2011, 10:04 am

Remember when Marvellous Marvin
Was put down by Roldan, the Argin
Roldan was hungry
And rather well hung, he
Wasn't just hungry, but starvin'

by **Union Cane** Wed 04 May 2011, 10:05 am

They're becoming hard work now, these rhymes

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 04 May 2011, 10:24 am

They're becoming hard work now, these rhymes
Writer's block happens at times

by Guest Wed 04 May 2011, 10:26 am

They're becoming hard work now, these rhymes
Writer's block happens at times
Fear not, dear Windy

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 04 May 2011, 10:29 am

They're becoming hard work now, these rhymes
Writer's block happens at times
Fear not, dear Windy
For Paddy McGinty

by **Union Cane** Wed 04 May 2011, 10:41 am

They're becoming hard work now, these rhymes
Writer's block happens at times
Fear not, dear Windy
For Paddy McGinty
Add "Val Doonican Fan" to your crimes

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 04 May 2011, 10:42 am

Dear old Val - is he still alive ?

by **Union Cane** Wed 04 May 2011, 10:47 am

Dear old Val - is he still alive ?
I believe so, though nearly eighty-five

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 04 May 2011, 10:48 am

Dear old Val - is he still alive ?
I believe so, though nearly eighty-five
Ah ! The special years

by **Union Cane** Wed 04 May 2011, 10:54 am

Dear old Val - is he still alive ?
I believe so, though nearly eighty-five
Ah ! The special years
Blood pouring from my ears

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 04 May 2011, 10:57 am

Dear old Val - is he still alive ?
I believe so, though nearly eighty-five
Ah ! The special years
Blood pouring from my ears
Not one we need to revive

by **Union Cane** Wed 04 May 2011, 11:12 am

Not a patch on Crosby or Como

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 04 May 2011, 11:13 am

Not a patch on Crosby or Como
Or Harry, the chap from Kokomo

by **Union Cane** Wed 04 May 2011, 11:15 am

Not a patch on Crosby or Como
Or Harry, the chap from Kokomo
The greatest old crooners

by **HumanWindmill** Wed 04 May 2011, 11:18 am

Not a patch on Crosby or Como
Or Harry, the chap from Kokomo
The greatest old crooners
And silver screen swooners

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