Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

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I'll lick any SOB in the room
Said Jordan, lifting the gloom

Steffan is here from south Wales

Steffan is here from south Wales
With Rocky quotes us he regales

Steffan is here from south Wales
With Rocky quotes us he regales
Interesting chap

Steffan is here from south Wales
With Rocky quotes us he regales
Interesting chap
Full of Nationalist pap

Steffan is here from south Wales
With Rocky quotes us he regales
Interesting chap
Full of Nationalist pap
about your calzaghes, your Kinnocks and Bale's

Undefeated superstar Sven Ottke

Undefeated superstar Sven Ottke
question his skill and he'd clock yer

Undefeated superstar Sven Ottke
question his skill and he'd clock yer
An ATG for sure

Undefeated superstar Sven Ottke
question his skill and he'd clock yer
An ATG for sure
You know the future?

Undefeated superstar Sven Ottke
question his skill and he'd clock yer
An ATG for sure
You know the future?
I do : for my tea : pizza : Dr Oetker

Union, the finish was poor

Union, the finish was poor
He will bounce back, I am sure

Union, the finish was poor
He will bounce back, I am sure
You rhyme summat with Ottke

Union, the finish was poor
He will bounce back, I am sure
You rhyme summat with Ottke
someone find me a doctor

Union, the finish was poor
He will bounce back, I am sure
You rhyme summat with Ottke
( The requirement is not ' key ' )

Union, the finish was poor
He will bounce back, I am sure
You rhyme summat with Ottke
( The requirement is not ' key ' ) / someone find me a doctor
Poor attempts, its that way to the door.

The phenomenon that is Gary Mason's 3rd leg

The phenomenon that is Gary Mason's 3rd leg
Was said to have been his preferred peg

The phenomenon that is Gary Mason's 3rd leg
Was said to have been his preferred peg
Enough to fill a wizards sleeve

The phenomenon that is Gary Mason's 3rd leg
Was said to have been his preferred peg
Enough to fill a wizards sleeve
He scared the girls of Tel Aviv

The phenomenon that is Gary Mason's 3rd leg
Was said to have been his preferred peg
Enough to fill a wizards sleeve
He scared the girls of Tel Aviv
Till someone tattooed on the word ' Meg '

That's the oddest line I've heard yet

That's the oddest line I've heard yet
Said the ventriloquist with his hand up a vet

That's the oddest line I've heard yet
Said the ventriloquist with his hand up a vet
His puppet was Rambo?

That's the oddest line I've heard yet
Said the ventriloquist with his hand up a vet
His puppet was Rambo?
With a mullett and cross bow? (the only other thing that ryhmes would be banned - a bit like the marmalade)

That's the oddest line I've heard yet
Said the ventriloquist with his hand up a vet
His puppet was Rambo?
With a mullett and cross bow?
Did his lips move ? You bet !

Very odd things, wooden dummies

Very odd things, wooden dummies
along with northeners and brummies

Very odd things, wooden dummies
along with northeners and brummies
Not to mention the French

Very odd things, wooden dummies
along with northeners and brummies
Not to mention the French
With their horrible stench

Very odd things, wooden dummies
along with northeners and brummies
Not to mention the French
With their horrible stench
Which is something between sour and plummy

Which reminds me of a ref called Dave Paris

Which reminds me of a ref called Dave Paris
Its not Paris, Sean, its actually Parris

Which reminds me of a ref called Dave Paris
Its not Paris, Sean, its actually Parris
So I missed out an R!

Which reminds me of a ref called Dave Paris
Its not Paris, Sean, its actually Parris
So I missed out an R!
Not the first time, by farrr

Which reminds me of a ref called Dave Paris
Its not Paris, Sean, its actually Parris
So I missed out an R!
Not the first time, by farrr
Going thin on top, but hairy 'arris

You finished that with a discription of my ex........

You finished that with a discription of my ex........
Name of Debbie, though some call her ' Tex '

You finished that with a discription of my ex........
Name of Debbie, though some call her ' Tex '
her bosom was flat

You finished that with a discription of my ex........
Name of Debbie, though some call her ' Tex '
her bosom was flat
And as for her t**t

You finished that with a discription of my ex........
Name of Debbie, though some call her ' Tex '
her bosom was flat
And as for her t**t
it hung like the jowls of a T-Rex

There was a young man from Nantucket

There was a young man from Nantucket
whose todger was so long he could suck it

There was a young man from Nantucket
whose todger was so long he could suck it
He was a bit of a silly dreamer

There was a young man from Nantucket
whose todger was so long he could suck it
He was a bit of a silly dreamer
And once broke his femur

There was a young man from Nantucket
whose todger was so long he could suck it
He was a bit of a silly dreamer
And once broke his femur
Whilst trying to climb in a bucket

Some good limericks above lads, for sure

Some good limericks above lads, for sure
Each with a certain allure

Some good limericks above lads, for sure
Each with a certain allure
From Jordan's Bristols

Some good limericks above lads, for sure
Each with a certain allure
From Jordan's Bristols.
To Mason's pistol