Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

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I'll lick any SOB in the room
Said Jordan, lifting the gloom

Not a patch on Crosby or Como
Or Harry, the chap from Kokomo
The greatest old crooners
And silver screen swooners
'Tis alledged they were, one and all, homo


(Sorry!)

"Idi" Amin Asikainen

"Idi" Amin Asikainen
Knew how to wine 'em and dine 'em

"Idi" Amin Asikainen
Knew how to wine 'em and dine 'em
Fish and chips?

"Idi" Amin Asikainen
Knew how to wine 'em and dine 'em
Fish and chips?
And also prawn dips

"Idi" Amin Asikainen
Knew how to wine 'em and dine 'em
Fish and chips?
And also prawn dips
And for twenty five quid he would sign 'em

Australian Anthony Mundine

Australian Anthony Mundine
Is known to moan and whigne

Australian Anthony Mundine
Is known to moan and whigne
Still calls us Poms

Australian Anthony Mundine
Is known to moan and whigne
Still calls us Poms
He's a fan of One-Bomb's

Australian Anthony Mundine
Is known to moan and whigne
Still calls us Poms
He's a fan of One-Bomb's
Derriere, or so it would seem

While standing alone in the foyer

While standing alone in the foyer
I saw Frochs missus and banged'er

While standing alone in the foyer
I saw Frochs missus and banged'er
The concept of rhyming

While standing alone in the foyer
I saw Frochs missus and banged'er
The concept of rhyming
Of rhythm and timing

While standing alone in the foyer
I saw Frochs missus and banged'er
The concept of rhyming
Of rhythm and timing
Seems beyond Mr Coxy, oyez.

I am back now the wedding is done and dusted

While standing alone in the foyer
I saw Frochs missus and banged'er
The concept of rhyming
Of rhythm and timing
Seems beyond Mr Coxy, oyez.

(have a go at rhyming then get knowhere near it yourself chap!)

I am back now the wedding is done and dusted
The old chap downstairs infected and crusted?

coxy0001 wrote:(have a go at rhyming then get knowhere near it yourself chap!)

'Oyez' rhymes with 'foyer', I don't see what you're meaning there...????

I am back now the wedding is done and dusted
The old chap downstairs infected and crusted?
unfortunately so
i gave beatrice a go

I am back now the wedding is done and dusted
The old chap downstairs infected and crusted?
unfortunately so
i gave beatrice a go
Clearly, you're not to be trusted

It's argued that no one is chinnier

It's argued that no one is chinnier.
Or indeed, any skinnier

It's argued that no one is chinnier.
Or indeed, any skinnier
Than a lightflyweight chap

It's argued that no one is chinnier.
Or indeed, any skinnier
Than a lightflyweight chap
That was known to slap

It's argued that no one is chinnier.
Or indeed, any skinnier
Than a lightflyweight chap
That was known to slap
He's the number one heavy (reverse linear)

Heard some interesting stories about Katsidis

Heard some interesting stories about Katsidis
Who allegedly uttered that greed is

Heard some interesting stories about Katsidis
Who allegedly uttered that greed is
good (sounds like Gecko)

Heard some interesting stories about Katsidis
Who allegedly uttered that greed is
good (sounds like Gecko)
Whose love for art deco

Heard some interesting stories about Katsidis
Who allegedly uttered that greed is
good (sounds like Gecko)
Whose love for art deco
Is greater than that of Syed is

Is it really only half past three?

Is it really only half past three?
Feels so much later, to me

Is it really only half past three?
Feels so much later, to me
what i'd give for a beer

Is it really only half past three?
Feels so much later, to me
what i'd give for a beer
I'd heard that, you queer

Is it really only half past three?
Feels so much later, to me
what i'd give for a beer
I'd heard that, you queer
Are you saying he's AC DC ?

I've been driven to drink by D4 and his drivel

I've been driven to drink by D4 and his drivel
Now there's no need to be that uncivil

I've been driven to drink by D4 and his drivel
Now there's no need to be that uncivil
I'll say, right up front

I've been driven to drink by D4 and his drivel
Now there's no need to be that uncivil
I'll say, right up front
Windy, cheap stunt

I've been driven to drink by D4 and his drivel
Now there's no need to be that uncivil
I'll say, right up front
Windy, cheap stunt
I know, just tell me to swivel

Union, 'twas a cunning escape

Union, 'twas a cunning escape
Making me swear was your jape?

Union, 'twas a cunning escape
Making me swear was your jape?
Just to see how inventive

Union, 'twas a cunning escape
Making me swear was your jape?
Just to see how inventive
As an admin, where's the incentive

Union, 'twas a cunning escape
Making me swear was your jape?
Just to see how inventive
As an admin, where's the incentive
Admin ? Hey, none of that red tape !

You planned, if I may be blunt

You planned, if I may be blunt
Again ? My, you've got some front !

You planned, if I may be blunt
Again ? My, you've got some front !
I could have said plastered