Cian Healy - cited

by little_badger Mon 11 Feb 2013, 4:05 pm

First topic message reminder :

In other news the Pope is a Catholic (for now at least).

Espnscrum has the hearing set for Wednesday. Predictions on a post card. He may well live to regret a few moments of madness.

by **LondonTiger** Sun 17 Feb 2013, 8:07 pm

And we make it to Page 13

by Glas a du Sun 17 Feb 2013, 8:47 pm

It's an omen ghost

by MrsP Sun 17 Feb 2013, 9:21 pm

Surely we wouldn't have made it to page 13 if LT hadn't posted to say we had made it to page 13?

Although, maybe we were only supposed to be on page 12 but we were told we had to post on page 13 anyway.

by Glas a du Sun 17 Feb 2013, 9:27 pm

That's metaphysics for you.

by Gibson Sun 17 Feb 2013, 11:15 pm

MrsP wrote:Surely we wouldn't have made it to page 13 if LT hadn't posted to say we had made it to page 13?

Although, maybe we were only supposed to be on page 12 but we were told we had to post on page 13 anyway.

That's deep. Far too heavy for me.

by MrsP Sun 17 Feb 2013, 11:59 pm

Gibson wrote:
MrsP wrote:Surely we wouldn't have made it to page 13 if LT hadn't posted to say we had made it to page 13?

Although, maybe we were only supposed to be on page 12 but we were told we had to post on page 13 anyway.

That's deep. Far too heavy for me.

To be fair Gibbo, that's not really a good indicator of depth now, is it?

Whistle

by doctor_grey Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:13 am

Of course, we could keep thos going until Healy's ban is over.
So.....how's the weather?????

by MrsP Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:19 am

Or, we could at least keep it going till Healy's ban starts!

Very Happy

by Glas a du Mon 18 Feb 2013, 7:57 am

Heally's ban? Is that what this thread is about...

by **Pal Joey** Mon 18 Feb 2013, 8:13 am

They've banned Halley's comet?

Metaphysically impossible I would have thought...

by gregortree Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:23 am

When do Healy and Cole next play against each other ?

by mystiroakey Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:30 am

with each other sooner perhaps?

by GunsGerms Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:31 am

mystiroakey wrote:with each other sooner perhaps?

They will be sharing a room in Australia. You heard it here first. Healy can give him a nice foot massage if it gets sore.

by Jimpy Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:33 am

GunsGerms wrote:
mystiroakey wrote:with each other sooner perhaps?

They will be sharing a room in Australia. You heard it here first. Healy can give him a nice foot massage if it gets sore.

Which you'd condone no doubt. Whistle

by **LondonTiger** Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:36 am

GunsGerms wrote:
mystiroakey wrote:with each other sooner perhaps?

They will be sharing a room in Australia. You heard it here first. Healy can give him a nice foot massage if it gets sore.

Oh dear. Not sure I can get that image out of my head.

by mystiroakey Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:37 am

well that would be a start. cant beat a foot massage. I would hope Healy wouldnt snap during it. Hopefully there will be no irish folk music on the go at the time. Maybe some enya would be ok to sooth them both

by GunsGerms Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:38 am

Jimpy wrote:
GunsGerms wrote:
mystiroakey wrote:with each other sooner perhaps?

They will be sharing a room in Australia. You heard it here first. Healy can give him a nice foot massage if it gets sore.

Which you'd condone no doubt.

Eh, Jimpy not sure about you but I wouldnt normally give other dudes foot massages. I would definitely condone them sharing a room though. As a unit they could be extremely destructive.

by gregortree Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:43 am

So they'll play with each other ....in Australia... in a hotel room....errrr

by **LondonTiger** Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:44 am

mystiroakey wrote:well that would be a start. cant beat a foot massage. I would hope Healy wouldnt snap during it. Hopefully there will be no irish folk music on the go at the time. Maybe some enya would be ok to sooth them both

Enya playing.
Cole naked with just a small white towel to protect his modesty.
Healy in a little white uniform takes Dan's foot gently into his hands and starts to rub in the baby oil.

I think I may just need some brain bleach.

by nobbled Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:48 am

LondonTiger wrote:
mystiroakey wrote:well that would be a start. cant beat a foot massage. I would hope Healy wouldnt snap during it. Hopefully there will be no irish folk music on the go at the time. Maybe some enya would be ok to sooth them both

Enya playing.
Cole naked with just a small white towel to protect his modesty.
Healy in a little white uniform takes Dan's foot gently into his hands and starts to rub in the baby oil.

I think I may just need some brain bleach.

Deeply disturbing! Shocked

by mystiroakey Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:53 am

by gregortree Mon 18 Feb 2013, 10:54 am

Having thought this through carefully.
I think I preferred it when they played against each other.

by Peter Seabiscuit Wheeler Mon 18 Feb 2013, 11:08 am

Just stick a hooker inbetween them and its fine.

by mystiroakey Mon 18 Feb 2013, 11:10 am

Peter Seabiscuit Wheeler wrote:Just stick a hooker inbetween them and its fine.

by GunsGerms Mon 18 Feb 2013, 11:12 am

Peter Seabiscuit Wheeler wrote:Just stick a hooker inbetween them and its fine.

Yes I think that would be Best.

by gregortree Mon 18 Feb 2013, 11:17 am

GunsGerms wrote:
Peter Seabiscuit Wheeler wrote:Just stick a hooker inbetween them and its fine.

Yes I think that would be Best.

now that is funny Pete and Germs.

by mystiroakey Mon 18 Feb 2013, 11:21 am

yeah some classic stuff for a monday morning..

by doctor_grey Mon 18 Feb 2013, 11:21 am

Truly funny.
Where do we go from here?

by **Pal Joey** Mon 18 Feb 2013, 11:22 am

Was Healy on Gatland's Christmas card list?

by Peter Seabiscuit Wheeler Mon 18 Feb 2013, 11:23 am

doctor_grey wrote:Truly funny.
Where do we go from here?

page 14?

by **George Carlin** Mon 18 Feb 2013, 11:34 am

Peter Seabiscuit Wheeler wrote:
doctor_grey wrote:Truly funny.
Where do we go from here?

page 14?

I don't think I'd be too Cian on this thread going on for much longer.

by gregortree Mon 18 Feb 2013, 11:34 am

3 in a bed = troilism

by GunsGerms Mon 18 Feb 2013, 11:40 am

George Carlin wrote:
Peter Seabiscuit Wheeler wrote:
doctor_grey wrote:Truly funny.
Where do we go from here?

page 14?
I don't think I'd be too Cian on this thread going on for much longer.

Its a bit of a pain in the leg alright.

by gregortree Mon 18 Feb 2013, 11:41 am

Old King Cole was a very merry soul and a very merry soul was he,
He called for his prop in the middle of the night and he called for his front row three......
Now every hooker had a very fine .........and a very fine ......... had she
Whistle

etc

by gregortree Mon 18 Feb 2013, 11:42 am

Do we Healy have to keep this going ?

by Peter Seabiscuit Wheeler Mon 18 Feb 2013, 11:55 am

Time to stamp it out? Give us all a break? Its not worth getting that ex cited over.

by gregortree Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:16 pm

yes, I sick of the cite of it

by **LondonTiger** Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:18 pm

Of course should the hooker not be the Best available, but instead be Hartley we could really be in a jam.

by Peter Seabiscuit Wheeler Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:20 pm

Lesson to be learnt, if you see and Irishman with his fingers in your jampot dont try and lick them clean for him.

by A World Cup and 3 Finals Mon 18 Feb 2013, 12:31 pm

This thread has ended up in a place it really shouldn't have and deserves, quite frankly whatever it gets even if it's potentially thread ending! Whistle

by Glas a du Mon 18 Feb 2013, 1:01 pm

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=2CQLAhNlbfQ&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D2CQLAhNlbfQ&gl=GB&client=mv-vf-uk&safesearch=always

by Glas a du Mon 18 Feb 2013, 1:09 pm

And one for the Tribunal Chair

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=qvJoW3SvSRU&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DqvJoW3SvSRU&gl=GB&client=mv-vf-uk&safesearch=always

by Glas a du Mon 18 Feb 2013, 2:49 pm

There. That's that sorted Very Happy

by **George Carlin** Mon 18 Feb 2013, 2:58 pm

There was a tuneful sound eminating from the England treatment room last week.

Cole was apparently singing in the sprain.

by Peter Seabiscuit Wheeler Mon 18 Feb 2013, 2:59 pm

Look we have covered this now no more posts please

by Peter Seabiscuit Wheeler Mon 18 Feb 2013, 2:59 pm

Not even if you are trying to push it to 14 pages

by **George Carlin** Mon 18 Feb 2013, 3:02 pm

I'm not sure....

by **George Carlin** Mon 18 Feb 2013, 3:02 pm

...that's really....

by **George Carlin** Mon 18 Feb 2013, 3:03 pm

...fair, PSW.

by **LondonTiger** Mon 18 Feb 2013, 3:15 pm

Next post is the winner Very Happy

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