Cian Healy - cited

by little_badger Mon 11 Feb 2013 - 16:05

First topic message reminder :

In other news the Pope is a Catholic (for now at least).

Espnscrum has the hearing set for Wednesday. Predictions on a post card. He may well live to regret a few moments of madness.

by Peter Seabiscuit Wheeler Mon 18 Feb 2013 - 15:30

Im pretty sure posting for the sake of it is against forum rules. Can anyone confirm?

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 18 Feb 2013 - 15:35

by Effervescing Elephant Mon 18 Feb 2013 - 15:46

Happy page 14, well done PSW. Bubbly

by gregortree Mon 18 Feb 2013 - 15:47

Anybody Cian it yet ?

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 18 Feb 2013 - 15:48

by doctor_grey Mon 18 Feb 2013 - 17:45

This is what I like about 606v2:
We go from a slightly contentious discussion about a stamp to something along the lines of:
"Two Props in a Bed with their Foot Fetishes"

Not too bad.
Not too bad at all.

by gregortree Mon 18 Feb 2013 - 18:18

Not too bad, but:
Cole is not too Cian on Best though.

by Glas a du Mon 18 Feb 2013 - 19:04

Some things are Best left unsaid.

by lostinwales Mon 18 Feb 2013 - 19:08

This thread needs careful stud-y

by yappysnap Mon 18 Feb 2013 - 19:44

Busy stud-y-ing?

by aucklandlaurie Mon 18 Feb 2013 - 19:50

Did Cian Healy appeal? I thought an Irish newspaper said he going to...

by **Pal Joey** Mon 18 Feb 2013 - 22:02

... do a quick hot-shoe-shuffle to the Stars In Their Eyes judges to plead his case.

by Glas a du Mon 18 Feb 2013 - 22:58

But Warren I though you said you wanted Youngs as hooker...

by RubyGuby Mon 18 Feb 2013 - 23:10

Glas a du wrote:But Warren I though you said you wanted Youngs as hooker...

He said he wanted a young hooker - easy mistake thumbsup

by doctor_grey Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 2:02

Thought he wanted a French Hooker...............

by **George Carlin** Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 5:06

Apparently despite the citing, Bruno Toniolli give Cian a '10'.

by Glas a du Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 7:09

And made a hand gesture of elaborately cupping his balls. Perhaps he knew something we don't?

by nobbled Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 8:22

Cole the philatelist.

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 8:44

George Carlin wrote:Apparently despite the citing, Bruno Toniolli give Cian a '10'.

He'd rather have given him something else.

by Breadvan Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 8:58

Cian Healys in what band?

by **George Carlin** Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 9:01

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:
George Carlin wrote:Apparently despite the citing, Bruno Toniolli give Cian a '10'.

He'd rather have given him something else.

Dance lessons? Advice on how to evenly apply a spray tan? Can't think what else you might be referring to. Apparently Bruno has a cracking cha-cha-cha. Erm

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 9:06

A handshake. Bruno Tonioli would rather have given Cian Healy a handshake.

by **George Carlin** Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 9:14

Q. What is Cian's favourite Broadway musical?

A. Stomp.

by Submachine Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 10:42

GunsGerms wrote:
Jimpy wrote:
GunsGerms wrote:
mystiroakey wrote:with each other sooner perhaps?

They will be sharing a room in Australia. You heard it here first. Healy can give him a nice foot massage if it gets sore.

Which you'd condone no doubt.

Eh, Jimpy not sure about you but I wouldnt normally give other dudes foot massages. I would definitely condone them sharing a room though. As a unit they could be extremely destructive.

This got very Pulp Fictiony all of a sudden.

"ehhh, you know what they put on English Ankles in Dublin instead of socks?"
"What?"
"Cian Healy"

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 10:49

See, this whole thing was just a misunderstanding. Cian Healy obviously thought that a foot massage is a massage administered using the feet.

by doctor_grey Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 10:58

Luckless,
Are you saying its all about the love?

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 11:00

Doctor, Healy would have preferred there to be soft panpipe music and scented candles, but he saw Dan Cole lying there and couldn't help himself.

by doctor_grey Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 11:03

So the question is did he see Cole's ankle first? Or did he see Cole's cute bum laying there on the ground looking all sweaty and nice.............

sorry, i just vomited.

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 11:07

Is 'vomited' a euphemism? Wink

by doctor_grey Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 11:08

Arrrrrgh.
Just vomited for real..........................

by **George Carlin** Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 11:18

I've heard that one of Dan Cole's hobbies is philately.

by **LondonTiger** Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 11:45

New evidence has come to light that should exonerate Cian.

Dylan Hartley used to give Dan Cole foot massages when they were babies:

http://quanha.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/foot-massage.jpg

by **George Carlin** Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 11:50

They've each become a lot less, well, 'Asian' as they've grown up, Tiger.

by GunsGerms Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 11:51

This has started out as quite a heated debate to a fairly homo erotic thread.

According to some haters rugby can be quite homo erotic at times. Im a back but because Im tall I was occasionally drafted into the second row.

Always found it fairly uncomfortable giving the prop a reach around when binding at the scrum. Anyone else have any thoughts on this?

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 11:53

Yes, sometimes, late at night...

by GunsGerms Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 11:55

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:Yes, sometimes, late at night...

Thats pretty funny. Should have known I wouldnt get a serious answer given the giddy tone that has evolved on this thread.

by Submachine Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 12:05

Always hated that dawning realisation that I had a handfull of meat and two veg when making the desperation tackle on a stepper. Kind of squidgy then solidity. Like cornflour and water.

by Glas a du Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 13:03

George Carlin wrote:I've heard that one of Dan Cole's hobbies is philately.

Whereas Healy likes Michael Flatley?

by SecretFly Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 13:15

Submachine wrote:Always hated that dawning realisation that I had a handfull of meat and two veg when making the desperation tackle on a stepper. Kind of squidgy then solidity. Like cornflour and water.

Can you prove it was meat? Where's your DNA profile?

by Submachine Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 14:43

Prove it was meat? I couldn't even prove it was accidental.

by **rodders** Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 15:20

Submachine wrote:Always hated that dawning realisation that I had a handfull of meat and two veg when making the desperation tackle on a stepper. Kind of squidgy then solidity. Like cornflour and water.

Absolutely.

The only thing worse is the sinking feeling you get when you realise that the clean break you are about to make as a result of a lovely shimmy and pirouette might just be at the expense of losing the crown jewels.....

by R!skysports Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 16:38

Eeeerrr what is this thread..........

Shocked

by Glas a du Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 16:44

Sex. It's all about sex. Everything on these boards eventually boils down to the LCD - sex.

by lostinwales Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 17:12

I just thought it was a manly thread about manly men doing manly things?

by R!skysports Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 17:20

Ok, as long is it about sex - Shocked

I did hear that their balls do bounce funny

by **George Carlin** Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 17:38

Glas a du wrote:
George Carlin wrote:I've heard that one of Dan Cole's hobbies is philately.

Whereas Healy likes Michael Flatley?

He certainly doesn't like stamp collecting as much as Cole. drumroll

by yappysnap Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 19:41

lostinwales wrote:I just thought it was a manly thread about manly men doing manly things?

I feel like Rick Mayall should be kicking a door down about now

by Glas a du Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 20:22

Male bondage.

by yappysnap Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 20:36

Some type of typing tourrets there Glas?

by Glas a du Tue 19 Feb 2013 - 21:26

CNUT! TAWT!

No.

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