Cian Healy - cited

by little_badger Mon Feb 11, 2013 4:05 pm

First topic message reminder :

In other news the Pope is a Catholic (for now at least).

Espnscrum has the hearing set for Wednesday. Predictions on a post card. He may well live to regret a few moments of madness.

by Peter Seabiscuit Wheeler Mon Feb 18, 2013 3:30 pm

Im pretty sure posting for the sake of it is against forum rules. Can anyone confirm?

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon Feb 18, 2013 3:35 pm

by Effervescing Elephant Mon Feb 18, 2013 3:46 pm

Happy page 14, well done PSW. Bubbly

by gregortree Mon Feb 18, 2013 3:47 pm

Anybody Cian it yet ?

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon Feb 18, 2013 3:48 pm

by doctor_grey Mon Feb 18, 2013 5:45 pm

This is what I like about 606v2:
We go from a slightly contentious discussion about a stamp to something along the lines of:
"Two Props in a Bed with their Foot Fetishes"

Not too bad.
Not too bad at all.

by gregortree Mon Feb 18, 2013 6:18 pm

Not too bad, but:
Cole is not too Cian on Best though.

by Glas a du Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:04 pm

Some things are Best left unsaid.

by lostinwales Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:08 pm

This thread needs careful stud-y

by yappysnap Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:44 pm

Busy stud-y-ing?

by aucklandlaurie Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:50 pm

Did Cian Healy appeal? I thought an Irish newspaper said he going to...

by **Pal Joey** Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:02 pm

... do a quick hot-shoe-shuffle to the Stars In Their Eyes judges to plead his case.

by Glas a du Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:58 pm

But Warren I though you said you wanted Youngs as hooker...

by RubyGuby Mon Feb 18, 2013 11:10 pm

Glas a du wrote:But Warren I though you said you wanted Youngs as hooker...

He said he wanted a young hooker - easy mistake thumbsup

by doctor_grey Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:02 am

Thought he wanted a French Hooker...............

by **George Carlin** Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:06 am

Apparently despite the citing, Bruno Toniolli give Cian a '10'.

by Glas a du Tue Feb 19, 2013 7:09 am

And made a hand gesture of elaborately cupping his balls. Perhaps he knew something we don't?

by nobbled Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:22 am

Cole the philatelist.

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:44 am

George Carlin wrote:Apparently despite the citing, Bruno Toniolli give Cian a '10'.

He'd rather have given him something else.

by Breadvan Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:58 am

Cian Healys in what band?

by **George Carlin** Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:01 am

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:
George Carlin wrote:Apparently despite the citing, Bruno Toniolli give Cian a '10'.

He'd rather have given him something else.

Dance lessons? Advice on how to evenly apply a spray tan? Can't think what else you might be referring to. Apparently Bruno has a cracking cha-cha-cha. Erm

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:06 am

A handshake. Bruno Tonioli would rather have given Cian Healy a handshake.

by **George Carlin** Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:14 am

Q. What is Cian's favourite Broadway musical?

A. Stomp.

by Submachine Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:42 am

GunsGerms wrote:
Jimpy wrote:
GunsGerms wrote:
mystiroakey wrote:with each other sooner perhaps?

They will be sharing a room in Australia. You heard it here first. Healy can give him a nice foot massage if it gets sore.

Which you'd condone no doubt.

Eh, Jimpy not sure about you but I wouldnt normally give other dudes foot massages. I would definitely condone them sharing a room though. As a unit they could be extremely destructive.

This got very Pulp Fictiony all of a sudden.

"ehhh, you know what they put on English Ankles in Dublin instead of socks?"
"What?"
"Cian Healy"

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:49 am

See, this whole thing was just a misunderstanding. Cian Healy obviously thought that a foot massage is a massage administered using the feet.

by doctor_grey Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:58 am

Luckless,
Are you saying its all about the love?

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:00 am

Doctor, Healy would have preferred there to be soft panpipe music and scented candles, but he saw Dan Cole lying there and couldn't help himself.

by doctor_grey Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:03 am

So the question is did he see Cole's ankle first? Or did he see Cole's cute bum laying there on the ground looking all sweaty and nice.............

sorry, i just vomited.

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:07 am

Is 'vomited' a euphemism? Wink

by doctor_grey Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:08 am

Arrrrrgh.
Just vomited for real..........................

by **George Carlin** Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:18 am

I've heard that one of Dan Cole's hobbies is philately.

by **LondonTiger** Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:45 am

New evidence has come to light that should exonerate Cian.

Dylan Hartley used to give Dan Cole foot massages when they were babies:

http://quanha.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/foot-massage.jpg

by **George Carlin** Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:50 am

They've each become a lot less, well, 'Asian' as they've grown up, Tiger.

by GunsGerms Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:51 am

This has started out as quite a heated debate to a fairly homo erotic thread.

According to some haters rugby can be quite homo erotic at times. Im a back but because Im tall I was occasionally drafted into the second row.

Always found it fairly uncomfortable giving the prop a reach around when binding at the scrum. Anyone else have any thoughts on this?

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:53 am

Yes, sometimes, late at night...

by GunsGerms Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:55 am

Luckless Pedestrian wrote:Yes, sometimes, late at night...

Thats pretty funny. Should have known I wouldnt get a serious answer given the giddy tone that has evolved on this thread.

by Submachine Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:05 pm

Always hated that dawning realisation that I had a handfull of meat and two veg when making the desperation tackle on a stepper. Kind of squidgy then solidity. Like cornflour and water.

by Glas a du Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:03 pm

George Carlin wrote:I've heard that one of Dan Cole's hobbies is philately.

Whereas Healy likes Michael Flatley?

by SecretFly Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:15 pm

Submachine wrote:Always hated that dawning realisation that I had a handfull of meat and two veg when making the desperation tackle on a stepper. Kind of squidgy then solidity. Like cornflour and water.

Can you prove it was meat? Where's your DNA profile?

by Submachine Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:43 pm

Prove it was meat? I couldn't even prove it was accidental.

by **rodders** Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:20 pm

Submachine wrote:Always hated that dawning realisation that I had a handfull of meat and two veg when making the desperation tackle on a stepper. Kind of squidgy then solidity. Like cornflour and water.

Absolutely.

The only thing worse is the sinking feeling you get when you realise that the clean break you are about to make as a result of a lovely shimmy and pirouette might just be at the expense of losing the crown jewels.....

by R!skysports Tue Feb 19, 2013 4:38 pm

Eeeerrr what is this thread..........

Shocked

by Glas a du Tue Feb 19, 2013 4:44 pm

Sex. It's all about sex. Everything on these boards eventually boils down to the LCD - sex.

by lostinwales Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:12 pm

I just thought it was a manly thread about manly men doing manly things?

by R!skysports Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:20 pm

Ok, as long is it about sex - Shocked

I did hear that their balls do bounce funny

by **George Carlin** Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:38 pm

Glas a du wrote:
George Carlin wrote:I've heard that one of Dan Cole's hobbies is philately.

Whereas Healy likes Michael Flatley?

He certainly doesn't like stamp collecting as much as Cole. drumroll

by yappysnap Tue Feb 19, 2013 7:41 pm

lostinwales wrote:I just thought it was a manly thread about manly men doing manly things?

I feel like Rick Mayall should be kicking a door down about now

by Glas a du Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:22 pm

Male bondage.

by yappysnap Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:36 pm

Some type of typing tourrets there Glas?

by Glas a du Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:26 pm

CNUT! TAWT!

No.

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