2013 version 2.0 Wales vs England bickering thread.

[Biltong]

First topic message reminder :

Carry on your bickering here.

I was going to summarise the previous thread, but going through a thousand posts and ultimately it ends on goats, sheep on your 18th brithday that hangs around longer than strippers doesn't say much for the rest of the content.

Enjoy.

[Peter Seabiscuit Wheeler]

I thought youd gone to bed? I can send Jimpy to keep you company if you want?

[100%beefy]

Ah its the historical slam winners bickering thread where you respond to posts without even having read them. Glad we got that sorted, I seem to have joined the wrong argument :oops:

You want the full half hour?

[Jimpy]

I thought youd gone to bed? I can send Jimpy to keep you company if you want?

Thanks, but no thanks, he's almost certainly already stuck inside View and his minging wife will be back home to take over after that.

[Luckless Pedestrian]

Cockfosters.

[100%beefy]

I thought youd gone to bed? I can send Jimpy to keep you company if you want?

Thanks, but no thanks, he's almost certainly already stuck inside View and his minging wife will be back home to take over after that.

Jimpy, you know why I am so fat...cos every time i shag your non existent wife she gives me a biscuit.

[Jimpy]

I thought youd gone to bed? I can send Jimpy to keep you company if you want?

Thanks, but no thanks, he's almost certainly already stuck inside View and his minging wife will be back home to take over after that.

Jimpy, you know why I am so fat...cos every time i shag your non existent wife she gives me a biscuit.

Hey, slow down son, View will have finished with your kids in a bit.

[100%beefy]

I thought youd gone to bed? I can send Jimpy to keep you company if you want?

Thanks, but no thanks, he's almost certainly already stuck inside View and his minging wife will be back home to take over after that.

Jimpy, you know why I am so fat...cos every time i shag your non existent wife she gives me a biscuit.

Hey, slow down son, View will have finished with your kids in a bit.

I bet you ate yours when you saw what they looked like

[fa0019]

whats the point of asking a question which you already know the answer to?

Shaping a question to fit your argument doesn't mean that you're right.... its just that you're trying to base your argument around your own beliefs.

Has England outpeformed Wales in the 6N.... of course they have.

England beat Ireland and France.
Wales lost to Ireland and beat France.

Thats simple truth, no statistics on points, tries scored etc etc, injuries etc.

Since last years competition the spread in ranking points between England and Wales has been +4.3 ranking points in England's favour. They have been better since last years 6N and inc. this tournament also, no way of getting around that.

But if you want to shape your argument

in last 12 months - England have been better, current tourn. and ranking points spread prove that.

in last 5 years - Wales have been better (won 2 GS, 1 RWC SF and won 4/7 vs ENG).

in last 10 years - England. England have 9/15 wins vs. Wales. 2 6N titles (1 GS), 2 RWC final appearances (1 win, 1 loss). Wales have 3 GS, not quite the same.

Pro Era (since 1996) - England have 5 6N titles to Wales 3. 15/22 wins. Not to mention a record at the RWC of (QF,W,F,QF) compared to (QF, QF, Pools, SF).

Amateur Era - Wales shade this. 22 5N titles to ENG 21 titles (although they have 11 GS compared to Wales 8). Wales also have more wins 48 compared to 41 to England.

All time - England shade this given their better record in the pro era. 56 wins to Wales 55. 26 titles to Wales 25 and 1 RWC to Wales none.

happy? Who is better... who cares.

[Peter Seabiscuit Wheeler]

Cockfosters.

Changing at Bakerloo etc etc

[Peter Seabiscuit Wheeler]

whats the point of asking a question which you already know the answer to?

Was that rhetorical?

[100%beefy]

Thanks fa0019 you killjoy, you've turned a ridiculous immature bicker into a serious debate. What a waste of time.

[fa0019]

just another way of stealing your thunder. If you want to use baseless shaped facts to back up your comments, don't be surprised if someone comes out and proves them to be what they are.

[Peter Seabiscuit Wheeler]

every time i shag your non existent wife she gives me a biscuit.

[LondonTiger]

every time i shag your non existent wife she gives me a biscuit.

Is it a real biscuit?

If so what type?

[nobbled]

every time i shag your non existent wife she gives me a biscuit.

Is it a real biscuit?

If so what type?

A Seabiscuit?

[Peter Seabiscuit Wheeler]

every time i shag your non existent wife she gives me a biscuit.

Is it a real biscuit?

If so what type?

A Seabiscuit?

*whinnies*

[gregortree]

Shagging a non existent woman ? Sounds like a skinny onanist.
Queens Park, via Bushey Hampton Wick.

[Glas a du]

Call that bickering

[Peter Seabiscuit Wheeler]

Mornington Cresent

[gregortree]

Arse nal

[100%beefy]

just another way of stealing your thunder. If you want to use baseless shaped facts to back up your comments, don't be surprised if someone comes out and proves them to be what they are.

baseless shaped facts? Not at all

England's only retort is to quote IRB rankings, RWC results and how you have won more 6 Nations titles or been more consistent coming 2nd ( )

3 Slams in the last 8 years...I'd say that was great base to start from and lets compare it again shall we...how many do England have?

3-0 in the last 10 years

1-0 in the last 3 years

Wales are current GS champions

More Slams than any all the home Unions combined

Oh but England have come 2nd lots so well done for that

And England are top of the table at the moment again so doubly well done

All utterly baseless facts.

[100%beefy]

just another way of stealing your thunder. If you want to use baseless shaped facts to back up your comments, don't be surprised if someone comes out and proves them to be what they are.

baseless shaped facts? Not at all

England's only retort is to quote IRB rankings, RWC results and how you have won more 6 Nations titles or been more consistent coming 2nd ( )

3 Slams in the last 8 years...I'd say that was great base to start from and lets compare it again shall we...how many do England have?

3-0 in the last 10 years

1-0 in the last 3 years

Wales are current GS champions

More Slams than any all the home Unions combined

Oh but England have come 2nd lots so well done for that

And England are top of the table at the moment again so doubly well done

All utterly baseless facts.

come on fa0019, can see you are online, your silence is thunderous, lets be having you

[fa0019]

Beefy

What are you talking about?

It was a retort to your assertion that Wales were playing better than England in this years 6N and that they had a better time since the last 6N. Which is rubbish... Just like your earlier comment mocking the fact that so many English players are indeed foreign. Btw Wales started 5 foreign born players on the weekend, compared to Englands 3.

What I said was that that is clearly not true given the fact that a) ENG are the only team unbeaten in this years 6N and b) the spread in ranking points between ENG and WAL has moved +4.0 ranking points in ENG favour. If that ain't clearcut I don't know what is.

Wales have certainly the better record over the last five years. That is undisputed as whilst their overall performance in terms of head to heads and total wins is near identical Wales have won the title 2 times and England 1.

Please accept my apologises for not replying earlier... Whilst people are shown as being online... they may not actually be viewing the site, rather the session has not been closed.

On a personal note, I'd rather win the title 5 times in a row and have the odd slam thrown in then win 2 slams and then come 4th every other time..... just my own personal preference but each to their own.

[sickofwendy]

Hobnob ?

[Guest]

The only notable thing England did in the last 12 months was beat NZ beyond that it was business as usual.

[mystiroakey]

I take it you havent bveen watching us play. your scared view. you know you are..

I am gonna actually feel A LITTLE BIT GUTTED when england are the dominant world force again.. Gonna feel for me home neighbours a little bit then..

[100%beefy]

I take it you havent bveen watching us play. your scared view. you know you are..

I am gonna actually feel A LITTLE BIT GUTTED when england are the dominant world force again.. Gonna feel for me home neighbours a little bit then..

neighbours?....you mean the inhabitants of venus and mars?

[Luckless Pedestrian]

Nice photo of Courtney Lawes doing Dylan Hartley on the Beeb:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/rugby-union/21595808

I wonder if there's a link between their new love affair and their poor performances against France...

[mystiroakey]

Yes beefyhorse. You are my neighbour. I am no alien being

[100%beefy]

just another way of stealing your thunder. If you want to use baseless shaped facts to back up your comments, don't be surprised if someone comes out and proves them to be what they are.

Just forget it, the guy (removed). Can't wait for the next witty retort to this post.

Jimpy, that's your problem you see, you always have to take things a step too far and have no sense of humour. The cardinal rule is attack th epost not the poster but because you generally don't seem able to convey an argument within your posts you have to resort to frankly offensive comments.

[Biltong]

just another way of stealing your thunder. If you want to use baseless shaped facts to back up your comments, don't be surprised if someone comes out and proves them to be what they are.

Just forget it, the guy quite clearly (removed). Can't wait for the next witty retort to this post.

Well done Jimpy, you managed to get a report on the bickering thread. Unless you have consulted with the poster, I suggest you keep your diagnosis confidential, it is after all doctor patient priviledge, isn't it?

[RDW]

Jimpy - post removed for a fairly bad taste personal insult. Try not to resort to insulting other poster to get your point across eh? RDW

[RDW]

Jimpy has been double teamed from the Mods! I'll leave it with you Biltong.

[Jimpy]

just another way of stealing your thunder. If you want to use baseless shaped facts to back up your comments, don't be surprised if someone comes out and proves them to be what they are.

Just forget it, the guy (removed). Can't wait for the next witty retort to this post.

Jimpy, that's your problem you see, you always have to take things a step too far and have no sense of humour. The cardinal rule is attack th epost not the poster but because you generally don't seem able to convey an argument within your posts you have to resort to frankly offensive comments.

Do look up the word 'Hypocrite' wont you, or don't you think claiming to be so fat because my wife is offering you buscuits after sex offensive?

Do one, there's a good boy.

[Biltong]

Gents, I know this is the bickering thread, but let's keep the level to classy humour, rather than offensive humour.

Jimpy, if you are offended by a post report it, don;t retort, you will only land yourself in trouble.

[Jimpy]

Gents, I know this is the bickering thread, but let's keep the level to classy humour, rather than offensive humour.

Jimpy, if you are offended by a post report it, don;t retort, you will only land yourself in trouble.

I know, sounds a lot like Gowershowerpower though doesn't he.

[100%beefy]

keyboard warrior, always the toughest, move along we're done here

p.s. you aren't married

[Luckless Pedestrian]

If she's non-existent, how can you be offended?

[LondonTiger]

Jimpy,

To me that comment just told me he was admitting to being an "overweight merchant banker".

[Jimpy]

Jimpy,

To me that comment just told me he was admitting to being an "overweight merchant banker".

Thats funny, i'd arrived at pretty much the same conclusion.

[Jimpy]

keyboard warrior, always the toughest, move along we're done here

p.s. you aren't married

Again, I point you towards the word 'hypocrite' in the dictionary.

As you say, move along.

[Biltong]

keyboard warrior, always the toughest, move along we're done here

p.s. you aren't married

. pretty mature mate, not really adding to the conversation.

[Biltong]

Beefy and jimpy, let it go or you will both take a break from the forum, at least try to act mature.

[100%beefy]

keyboard warrior, always the toughest, move along we're done here

p.s. you aren't married

. pretty mature mate, not really adding to the conversation.

Whereas you wading in with your big red pen is of course. This couold hav ebeen dealt with maturely by just removing his offensive post but you have just escalated it with your 'humour' Oh dear. Maybe they are right about the content of Biltong

[Adam D]

To be fair to RDW, if he was to remove offensive posts, 90% of the last two pages would go.

Can you all please play nicely as per RDWs request.

Thanks

[A World Cup and 3 Finals]

Never mind childish bickering I think we should really turn our collective attention to what looks like a potential banana skin against Wales in Cardiff.

England are far the better side, but we shouldn't be complacent as we all know that if Wales beat England they will consider their year a huge success. It's their very own little cup final and you can be sure they will put in an enormous effort to beat us to negate the misery of their inevitable slide further down the rankings.

[Luckless Pedestrian]

That would have been half-funny when we actually were sliding down the rankings...

[A World Cup and 3 Finals]

All in good time LP

[Jimpy]

That would have been half-funny when we actually were sliding down the rankings...

Nope, Wales are stagnant in the rankings - just at the top of the 'second tier' nations.

[LondonTiger]

The slide has been arrested. Beat England and they will be heading up again. This thread will get really toxic over the next 17 days I fear.

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