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Post by Pal Joey Thu 16 May 2013, 11:31 pm

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

I confessed all my sins, it took days
that's longer than both of the Krays
I was not forgiven
To Hell you'll be driven
where you'll watch Prescott doing ballets


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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 07 Jun 2013, 9:41 pm

Laugh

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Post by Guest Fri 07 Jun 2013, 9:44 pm

I once saw a flasher in pink

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Post by Kenny Fri 07 Jun 2013, 9:48 pm

I once saw a flasher in pink
Who was smaller then you may think
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Post by Guest Fri 07 Jun 2013, 9:49 pm

I once saw a flasher in pink
Who was smaller then you may think
In so many ways

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Post by Kenny Fri 07 Jun 2013, 9:52 pm

I once saw a flasher in pink
Who was smaller then you may think
In so many ways
over several days
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Post by Guest Fri 07 Jun 2013, 9:57 pm

I once saw a flasher in pink
Who was smaller then you may think
In so many ways
over several days
Now he's living his life in the Clink

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Post by Kenny Fri 07 Jun 2013, 10:47 pm

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Post by Kenny Fri 07 Jun 2013, 10:47 pm

I felt the hand of my shoulder squeeze tight
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Post by Guest Fri 07 Jun 2013, 11:10 pm

I felt the hand of my shoulder squeeze tight
As I shifted myself through the night

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Post by Kenny Fri 07 Jun 2013, 11:15 pm

I felt the hand of my shoulder squeeze tight
As I shifted myself through the night
Then whisper was spoke in my ear
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Post by Guest Fri 07 Jun 2013, 11:17 pm

I felt the hand of my shoulder squeeze tight
As I shifted myself through the night
Then whisper was spoke in my ear
Which told me quite clear

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Post by Kenny Fri 07 Jun 2013, 11:23 pm

I felt the hand of my shoulder squeeze tight
As I shifted myself through the night
Then whisper was spoke in my ear
Which told me quite clear
That if was to stay anally retentive i was in for a fight
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Post by Guest Fri 07 Jun 2013, 11:26 pm

Yahoo

Lets clench both our fists and just swing

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Post by Kenny Fri 07 Jun 2013, 11:29 pm

Lets clench both our fists and just swing
Said Sinatra to his old mate Bing
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Post by Guest Fri 07 Jun 2013, 11:30 pm

Lets clench both our fists and just swing
Said Sinatra to his old mate Bing
We're leaving today

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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 07 Jun 2013, 11:31 pm

Lets clench both our fists and just swing
Said Sinatra to his old mate Bing
We're leaving today
To do it Oooouuuurrrrr waayyyyy music

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Post by Kenny Fri 07 Jun 2013, 11:34 pm

Lets clench both our fists and just swing
Said Sinatra to his old mate Bing
We're leaving today
To do it Oooouuuurrrrr waayyyyy music
and with Bowie we'll both have a fling
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Post by Guest Fri 07 Jun 2013, 11:39 pm

Laugh

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Post by Kenny Fri 07 Jun 2013, 11:43 pm

Do you believe that there's Life on Mars ?
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Post by JuliusHMarx Fri 07 Jun 2013, 11:45 pm

Do you believe that there's Life on Mars ?
Or that there's dust in Ziggy's stars?

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Post by Kenny Fri 07 Jun 2013, 11:49 pm

Do you believe that there's Life on Mars ?
Or that there's dust in Ziggy's stars?
We could ask The Jean Genie
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Post by Galted Sat 08 Jun 2013, 1:17 pm

Do you believe that there's Life on Mars ?
Or that there's dust in Ziggy's stars?
We could ask The Jean Genie
or Jack from The Sweeney

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Post by Pal Joey Sat 08 Jun 2013, 1:43 pm

Do you believe that there's Life on Mars ?
Or that there's dust in Ziggy's stars?
We could ask The Jean Genie
or Jack from The Sweeney
Even Barby from Love Thy Neighbour(s)

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Post by Guest Sat 08 Jun 2013, 1:43 pm

Laugh

Home and Away is da sh!t

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Post by Pal Joey Sat 08 Jun 2013, 1:45 pm

Home and Away is da sh!t
I'd prefer if my sitcoms were Brit

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Post by Guest Sat 08 Jun 2013, 1:50 pm

Home and Away is da sh!t
I'd prefer if my sitcoms were Brit
Oh I like a good laugh

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Post by Pal Joey Sat 08 Jun 2013, 1:54 pm

Home and Away is da sh!t
I'd prefer if my sitcoms were Brit
Oh I like a good laugh
and me "I'll 'ave an half"

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Post by Galted Sat 08 Jun 2013, 2:07 pm

Home and Away is da sh!t
I'd prefer if my sitcoms were Brit
Oh I like a good laugh
and me "I'll 'ave an half"
I once drank a flaskful of spit

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Post by Pal Joey Sat 08 Jun 2013, 2:10 pm

I've made a few enemies today

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Post by Galted Sat 08 Jun 2013, 2:17 pm

Hug
I've made a few enemies today
the rugby threads should be locked away

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Post by Guest Sat 08 Jun 2013, 2:21 pm

I've made a few enemies today
the rugby threads should be locked away
You're still our mate

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Post by Pal Joey Sat 08 Jun 2013, 2:24 pm

I've made a few enemies today
the rugby threads should be locked away
You're still our mate
Thanks for the non-hate

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Post by Galted Sat 08 Jun 2013, 2:29 pm

I've made a few enemies today
the rugby threads should be locked away
You're still our mate
Thanks for the non-hate
now go and ban those who just won't obey

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Post by Guest Sat 08 Jun 2013, 2:32 pm

thumbsup

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Post by Galted Sat 08 Jun 2013, 2:37 pm

We'll hunt them in packs and attack
we'll Taser their kids in the back

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Post by Guest Sat 08 Jun 2013, 2:52 pm

We'll hunt them in packs and attack
we'll Taser their kids in the back
Then plop on their lawns

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Post by Shot 21 LCFC Sat 08 Jun 2013, 3:10 pm

We'll hunt them in packs and attack
We'll Taser their kids in the back
Then plop on their lawns
Droppin sh*t full of scorn

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Post by Galted Sat 08 Jun 2013, 3:13 pm

We'll hunt them in packs and attack
We'll Taser their kids in the back
Then plop on their lawns
Droppin sh*t full of scorn
then get their pets wasted on crack

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Post by Guest Sat 08 Jun 2013, 3:21 pm

Laugh

We're a gang that you dont wanna cross

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Post by Galted Sat 08 Jun 2013, 3:26 pm

We're a gang that you dont wanna cross
and we take it in turns to be boss

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Post by Guest Sat 08 Jun 2013, 3:37 pm

We're a gang that you dont wanna cross
and we take it in turns to be boss
We launder our cash

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Post by JuliusHMarx Sat 08 Jun 2013, 3:57 pm

We're a gang that you dont wanna cross
and we take it in turns to be boss
We launder our cash
And spout balderdash

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Post by Guest Sat 08 Jun 2013, 4:05 pm

We're a gang that you dont wanna cross
and we take it in turns to be boss
We launder our cash
And spout balderdash
And next week we're on Jonathan Ross

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Post by Kenny Sat 08 Jun 2013, 5:26 pm

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Post by Kenny Sat 08 Jun 2013, 5:28 pm

But in the end we will give them a cuddle
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Post by Guest Sat 08 Jun 2013, 5:30 pm

But in the end we will give them a cuddle
And invite them into our huddle

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Post by Kenny Sat 08 Jun 2013, 5:30 pm

But in the end we will give them a cuddle
And invite them into our huddle
Once there we can really let rip
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Post by Guest Sat 08 Jun 2013, 5:32 pm

But in the end we will give them a cuddle
And invite them into our huddle
Once there we can really let rip
As we work on his hip

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Post by Kenny Sat 08 Jun 2013, 5:34 pm

But in the end we will give them a cuddle
And invite them into our huddle
Once there we can really let rip
As we work on his hip
then drowned grandma in a deep puddle
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Post by Guest Sat 08 Jun 2013, 5:35 pm

Very Happy

There's a dark side to Kenny I see

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