The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Jul 2013, 12:16 am

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

The 80's TV was the sh!t
It was Hit after Hit
Keep out of the black
or say it with me .......CrackerJack !
You've missed out on the speed boat you twit!

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Jul 2013, 12:19 am

I wish they would bring Bullseye back

by Guest Sat 13 Jul 2013, 12:26 am

I wish they would bring Bullseye back
On a sunday, it was a good crack

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Jul 2013, 12:27 am

I wish they would bring Bullseye back
On a sunday, it was a good crack
As we sat down to our roast

by Guest Sat 13 Jul 2013, 12:29 am

I wish they would bring Bullseye back
On a sunday, it was a good crack
As we sat down to our roast
With Jimbo the host

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Jul 2013, 12:33 am

I wish they would bring Bullseye back
On a sunday, it was a good crack
As we sat down to our roast
With Jimbo the host
The darts Phil would just understack

by Guest Sat 13 Jul 2013, 12:38 am

Kenny the truth is we're old

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Jul 2013, 12:41 am

Kenny the truth is we're old
I prefer to think we're just Bad and Bold

by Guest Sat 13 Jul 2013, 12:43 am

Kenny the truth is we're old
I prefer to think we're just Bad and Bold
Our slippers await

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Jul 2013, 12:46 am

Kenny the truth is we're old
I prefer to think we're just Bad and Bold
Our slippers await
And the sign on the gate

by Guest Sat 13 Jul 2013, 12:50 am

Kenny the truth is we're old
I prefer to think we're just Bad and Bold
Our slippers await
And the sign on the gate
Say's "them veterans don't do as their told"

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Jul 2013, 12:52 am

I was never one for following the rules

by Guest Sat 13 Jul 2013, 1:02 am

I was never one for following the rules
But I love working on market stalls

by **Galted** Sat 13 Jul 2013, 10:09 am

I was never one for following the rules
But I love working on market stalls
where I sell fruit and drugs

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Jul 2013, 10:14 am

I was never one for following the rules
But I love working on market stalls
where I sell fruit and drugs
To these tracksuited mugs

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 13 Jul 2013, 10:49 am

I was never one for following the rules
But I love working on market stalls
where I sell fruit and drugs
To these tracksuited mugs
And the teachers in the local schools

by Bull Sat 13 Jul 2013, 10:57 am

I watched the fall of a brotherhood

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 13 Jul 2013, 11:04 am

I watched the fall of a brotherhood
I an way that truly no other could

by **Galted** Sat 13 Jul 2013, 11:06 am

I watched the fall of a brotherhood
I an way that truly no other could
and laughed 'til I cried

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 13 Jul 2013, 11:13 am

I watched the fall of a brotherhood
In a way that truly no other could
and laughed 'til I cried
As the lodge-keeper died

by **Galted** Sat 13 Jul 2013, 12:18 pm

I watched the fall of a brotherhood
In a way that truly no other could
and laughed 'til I cried
As the lodge-keeper died
cos the weird handshakes gave me wood

by Guest Sat 13 Jul 2013, 12:33 pm

I pictured a pink pony pumping

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 13 Jul 2013, 1:16 pm

I pictured a pink pony pumping
I envisaged a brown beaver bumping

by Guest Sat 13 Jul 2013, 1:23 pm

I pictured a pink pony pumping
I envisaged a brown beaver bumping
Two badgers eloped

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Jul 2013, 2:22 pm

I pictured a pink pony pumping
I envisaged a brown beaver bumping
Two badgers eloped
With a sow hogged tied and roped

by Bull Sat 13 Jul 2013, 2:24 pm

I pictured a pink pony pumping
I envisaged a brown beaver bumping
Two badgers eloped
With a sow hogged tied and roped
I questioned if they where bronies

by Guest Sat 13 Jul 2013, 2:26 pm

I pictured a pink pony pumping
I envisaged a brown beaver bumping
Two badgers eloped
With a sow hogged tied and roped
whilst an Elephant trampled a pumpkin

by Bull Sat 13 Jul 2013, 2:29 pm

Your two minutes late!

by Guest Sat 13 Jul 2013, 2:32 pm

Your two too minutes late!
Doesn't matter to me cos I'm great!

by Bull Sat 13 Jul 2013, 2:35 pm

Your two too minutes late!
Doesn't matter to me cos I'm great!
After all she was a blind date

by Guest Sat 13 Jul 2013, 2:39 pm

Your two too minutes late!
Doesn't matter to me cos I'm great!
After all she was a blind date
You're impossible to work with mate!

by **Galted** Sat 13 Jul 2013, 3:20 pm

Your two too minutes late!
Doesn't matter to me cos I'm great!
After all she was a blind date
You're impossible to work with mate!
Freek's raging with hate!

by Guest Sat 13 Jul 2013, 3:30 pm

I think Bull really needs to observe

by **Galted** Sat 13 Jul 2013, 4:30 pm

I think Bull really needs to observe
the integrity of rhyming we serve

by Guest Sat 13 Jul 2013, 4:33 pm

I think Bull really needs to observe
the integrity of rhyming we serve
Is it difficult? NO!

by **Galted** Sat 13 Jul 2013, 4:41 pm

I think Bull really needs to observe
the integrity of rhyming we serve
Is it difficult? NO!
it just f***s up the flow

by Guest Sat 13 Jul 2013, 4:45 pm

I think Bull really needs to observe
the integrity of rhyming we serve
Is it difficult? NO!
it just f***s up the flow
Plus I hate that he's not yet a perv

by **Galted** Sat 13 Jul 2013, 5:41 pm

by Guest Sat 13 Jul 2013, 6:14 pm

There are no better tutors than we

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 13 Jul 2013, 6:40 pm

There are no better tutors than we
We're on top of the limerick tree

by Guest Sat 13 Jul 2013, 6:44 pm

There are no better tutors than we
We're on top of the limerick tree
Looking down on the field

by **Galted** Sat 13 Jul 2013, 6:53 pm

There are no better tutors than we
We're on top of the limerick tree
Looking down on the field
with middle fingers revealed

by Guest Sat 13 Jul 2013, 7:06 pm

There are no better tutors than we
We're on top of the limerick tree
Looking down on the field
with middle fingers revealed
Aint it time we received our degree?

by **Kenny** Sun 14 Jul 2013, 10:11 am

bravo

by **Kenny** Sun 14 Jul 2013, 10:12 am

It would be a school of Hard Knocks

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 15 Jul 2013, 11:19 am

It would be a school of Hard Knocks
No place for prom queens or jocks

by **Kenny** Mon 15 Jul 2013, 11:58 am

It would be a school of Hard Knocks
No place for prom queens or jocks
just the best of the best

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 15 Jul 2013, 12:38 pm

It would be a school of Hard Knocks
No place for prom queens or jocks
just the best of the best
We've all passed the test

by **Galted** Mon 15 Jul 2013, 12:57 pm

It would be a school of Hard Knocks
No place for prom queens or jocks
just the best of the best
We've all passed the test
this nearly rhymes with "pithy mopokes"

by **Kenny** Mon 15 Jul 2013, 2:53 pm

very good

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