The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
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The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....
Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)
One only though!
Here was the last one...
The 80's TV was the sh!t
It was Hit after Hit
Keep out of the black
or say it with me .......CrackerJack !
You've missed out on the speed boat you twit!
For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....
Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)
One only though!
Here was the last one...
The 80's TV was the sh!t
It was Hit after Hit
Keep out of the black
or say it with me .......CrackerJack !
You've missed out on the speed boat you twit!
Last edited by Kenny on Sat Jul 13, 2013 12:20 am; edited 1 time in total
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
I wish they would bring Bullseye back
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
I wish they would bring Bullseye back
On a sunday, it was a good crack
On a sunday, it was a good crack
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
I wish they would bring Bullseye back
On a sunday, it was a good crack
As we sat down to our roast
On a sunday, it was a good crack
As we sat down to our roast
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
I wish they would bring Bullseye back
On a sunday, it was a good crack
As we sat down to our roast
With Jimbo the host
On a sunday, it was a good crack
As we sat down to our roast
With Jimbo the host
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
I wish they would bring Bullseye back
On a sunday, it was a good crack
As we sat down to our roast
With Jimbo the host
The darts Phil would just understack
On a sunday, it was a good crack
As we sat down to our roast
With Jimbo the host
The darts Phil would just understack
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
Kenny the truth is we're old
I prefer to think we're just Bad and Bold
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
Kenny the truth is we're old
I prefer to think we're just Bad and Bold
Our slippers await
I prefer to think we're just Bad and Bold
Our slippers await
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
Kenny the truth is we're old
I prefer to think we're just Bad and Bold
Our slippers await
And the sign on the gate
I prefer to think we're just Bad and Bold
Our slippers await
And the sign on the gate
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
Kenny the truth is we're old
I prefer to think we're just Bad and Bold
Our slippers await
And the sign on the gate
Say's "them veterans don't do as their told"
I prefer to think we're just Bad and Bold
Our slippers await
And the sign on the gate
Say's "them veterans don't do as their told"
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
I was never one for following the rules
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
I was never one for following the rules
But I love working on market stalls
But I love working on market stalls
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
I was never one for following the rules
But I love working on market stalls
where I sell fruit and drugs
But I love working on market stalls
where I sell fruit and drugs
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I was never one for following the rules
But I love working on market stalls
where I sell fruit and drugs
To these tracksuited mugs
But I love working on market stalls
where I sell fruit and drugs
To these tracksuited mugs
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
I was never one for following the rules
But I love working on market stalls
where I sell fruit and drugs
To these tracksuited mugs
And the teachers in the local schools
But I love working on market stalls
where I sell fruit and drugs
To these tracksuited mugs
And the teachers in the local schools
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I watched the fall of a brotherhood
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I watched the fall of a brotherhood
I an way that truly no other could
I an way that truly no other could
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I watched the fall of a brotherhood
I an way that truly no other could
and laughed 'til I cried
I an way that truly no other could
and laughed 'til I cried
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I watched the fall of a brotherhood
In a way that truly no other could
and laughed 'til I cried
As the lodge-keeper died
In a way that truly no other could
and laughed 'til I cried
As the lodge-keeper died
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I watched the fall of a brotherhood
In a way that truly no other could
and laughed 'til I cried
As the lodge-keeper died
cos the weird handshakes gave me wood
In a way that truly no other could
and laughed 'til I cried
As the lodge-keeper died
cos the weird handshakes gave me wood
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
I pictured a pink pony pumping
I envisaged a brown beaver bumping
I envisaged a brown beaver bumping
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I pictured a pink pony pumping
I envisaged a brown beaver bumping
Two badgers eloped
I envisaged a brown beaver bumping
Two badgers eloped
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
I pictured a pink pony pumping
I envisaged a brown beaver bumping
Two badgers eloped
With a sow hogged tied and roped
I envisaged a brown beaver bumping
Two badgers eloped
With a sow hogged tied and roped
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
I pictured a pink pony pumping
I envisaged a brown beaver bumping
Two badgers eloped
With a sow hogged tied and roped
I questioned if they where bronies
I envisaged a brown beaver bumping
Two badgers eloped
With a sow hogged tied and roped
I questioned if they where bronies
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
I pictured a pink pony pumping
I envisaged a brown beaver bumping
Two badgers eloped
With a sow hogged tied and roped
whilst an Elephant trampled a pumpkin
I envisaged a brown beaver bumping
Two badgers eloped
With a sow hogged tied and roped
whilst an Elephant trampled a pumpkin
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
Your two minutes late!
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Your two too minutes late!
Doesn't matter to me cos I'm great!
Doesn't matter to me cos I'm great!
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Your two too minutes late!
Doesn't matter to me cos I'm great!
After all she was a blind date
Doesn't matter to me cos I'm great!
After all she was a blind date
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Your two too minutes late!
Doesn't matter to me cos I'm great!
After all she was a blind date
You're impossible to work with mate!
Doesn't matter to me cos I'm great!
After all she was a blind date
You're impossible to work with mate!
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Your two too minutes late!
Doesn't matter to me cos I'm great!
After all she was a blind date
You're impossible to work with mate!
Freek's raging with hate!
Doesn't matter to me cos I'm great!
After all she was a blind date
You're impossible to work with mate!
Freek's raging with hate!
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
I think Bull really needs to observe
the integrity of rhyming we serve
the integrity of rhyming we serve
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I think Bull really needs to observe
the integrity of rhyming we serve
Is it difficult? NO!
the integrity of rhyming we serve
Is it difficult? NO!
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
I think Bull really needs to observe
the integrity of rhyming we serve
Is it difficult? NO!
it just f***s up the flow
the integrity of rhyming we serve
Is it difficult? NO!
it just f***s up the flow
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I think Bull really needs to observe
the integrity of rhyming we serve
Is it difficult? NO!
it just f***s up the flow
Plus I hate that he's not yet a perv
the integrity of rhyming we serve
Is it difficult? NO!
it just f***s up the flow
Plus I hate that he's not yet a perv
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
There are no better tutors than we
We're on top of the limerick tree
We're on top of the limerick tree
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
There are no better tutors than we
We're on top of the limerick tree
Looking down on the field
We're on top of the limerick tree
Looking down on the field
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Re: The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread
There are no better tutors than we
We're on top of the limerick tree
Looking down on the field
with middle fingers revealed
We're on top of the limerick tree
Looking down on the field
with middle fingers revealed
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There are no better tutors than we
We're on top of the limerick tree
Looking down on the field
with middle fingers revealed
Aint it time we received our degree?
We're on top of the limerick tree
Looking down on the field
with middle fingers revealed
Aint it time we received our degree?
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It would be a school of Hard Knocks
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It would be a school of Hard Knocks
No place for prom queens or jocks
No place for prom queens or jocks
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It would be a school of Hard Knocks
No place for prom queens or jocks
just the best of the best
No place for prom queens or jocks
just the best of the best
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It would be a school of Hard Knocks
No place for prom queens or jocks
just the best of the best
We've all passed the test
No place for prom queens or jocks
just the best of the best
We've all passed the test
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It would be a school of Hard Knocks
No place for prom queens or jocks
just the best of the best
We've all passed the test
this nearly rhymes with "pithy mopokes"
No place for prom queens or jocks
just the best of the best
We've all passed the test
this nearly rhymes with "pithy mopokes"
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