Has Anyone Been To Reykjavik?

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Rowley wrote:The very fact that you know the name of it should ensure you are below me for ever more.

I agree.

1) Fists
2) michaels
3) Womble
4) me
5) superfly
6) Jeff
7) Wingrove

Guess my attempt to ridicule the resident northerners has backfired, how quickly the hunter becomes the hunted.

I am actually fond of you, Galted, and that is more than I can say for every other southerner I know.

Granted, that would almost certainly change if we ever met but it's a start.

That's really sweet, Tino, if we had a more private thread I may have admitted to being quite fond of you as well.

You're right with the "if we ever met" bit though, most people think I'm a right f*****g obnoxious c**t.

Galted wrote:That's really sweet, Tino, if we had a more private thread I may have admitted to being quite fond of you as well.

You're right with the "if we ever met" bit though, most people think I'm a right f*****g obnoxious c**t.

do you work in IT for a bank?

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:That's really sweet, Tino, if we had a more private thread I may have admitted to being quite fond of you as well.

You're right with the "if we ever met" bit though, most people think I'm a right f*****g obnoxious c**t.

do you work in IT for a bank?

Might do.

Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:That's really sweet, Tino, if we had a more private thread I may have admitted to being quite fond of you as well.

You're right with the "if we ever met" bit though, most people think I'm a right f*****g obnoxious c**t.

do you work in IT for a bank?

Might do.

I was beginning to get worried I may know you but you don't cycle to work and you don't have a girlfriend (or cat)?

I don't cycle to work but I walk so damn fast in my Hi-Tecs that I give the impression I may be cycling.

Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:That's really sweet, Tino, if we had a more private thread I may have admitted to being quite fond of you as well.

You're right with the "if we ever met" bit though, most people think I'm a right f*****g obnoxious c**t.

do you work in IT for a bank?

Might do.

Hi Tec and a job in IT, where does the queue start for the ladies?

Don't forget the Gore-Tex/Jack Wolfskin.

Galted wrote:Don't forget the Gore-Tex/Jack Wolfskin.

God only knows I have tried.

Rowley wrote:

Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:That's really sweet, Tino, if we had a more private thread I may have admitted to being quite fond of you as well.

You're right with the "if we ever met" bit though, most people think I'm a right f*****g obnoxious c**t.

do you work in IT for a bank?

Might do.

Hi Tec and a job in IT, where does the queue start for the ladies?

Right behind the queue for overweight, northern, boxing geeks who let illegal immigrants in for cash.

Yeah! Have some of that!

2. galt
To murder a man without knowing.
I galted the president.

4. Galt
Galt is David. He is recognised by the idiotic things he does and how silly he is. He often acts mutant like and is extremely influential on others around him. Approach with caution.
"Here comes the GALT!"

5. galt
to murder some one and not know it.
I like so galted my friend because i was to sleepy.

6. galt
1.) the action of spraying or splashing someone with any kind of bodily fluid.
I was about to finish and I decided to galt on her chin.

Glate

2. when someone sh!ts on your face and smears it with a recently dead mouse

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Glate

Is this how Glated got his name?

Almost, it was from sh!tting out a recently dead hamster and smearing it on someone's face.

 

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:That's really sweet, Tino, if we had a more private thread I may have admitted to being quite fond of you as well.

You're right with the "if we ever met" bit though, most people think I'm a right f*****g obnoxious c**t.

do you work in IT for a bank?

Might do.

Hi Tec and a job in IT, where does the queue start for the ladies?

Right behind the queue for overweight, northern, boxing geeks who let illegal immigrants in for cash.

That was just cruel Tina.

Yeah, sorry, you're not a geek.

I am fond of you as well even though you annoy me from time to time.

And me?

Yes, you also annoy me from time to time.

You don't ever annoy me Tina, you do not register enough on my consciousness to stir such a strong emotional response in me.

You're not kidding me, Jeff.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Yes, you also annoy me from time to time.

Missus probably finds me more annoying. She punched me this morning where I broke 2 ribs a while back. She was temporarily blinded and swinging in the dark but still smarts.

Only joking Tina, I do have a soft spot for you, a displaced northerner is still preferable to a southerner. Michaels I am conflicted about, my gut instinct is to hate him because his username is a wrestler. However as our resident celebrity shagger I do like to live my life vicariously thorough him.

There's irony in the name.

Great use of 'vicariously', Jeff.

Yes, him and Galted are a pair. Sean has actually slept with various Z listers whereas Galted pretends to have slept with an A lister. Not sure which effort is worse.

Still not good enough Sean, you only encourage them.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Great use of 'vicariously', Jeff.

Yes, him and Galted are a pair.  Sean has actually slept with various Z listers whereas Galted pretends to have slept with an A lister.  Not sure which effort is worse.

One is at least a c lister.

And does a L'Oreal hair model count?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Great use of 'vicariously', Jeff.

Yes, him and Galted are a pair.  Sean has actually slept with various Z listers whereas Galted pretends to have slept with an A lister.  Not sure which effort is worse.

I once nearly got off with Dave Seaman's cousin, not sure in such exalted company this really registers on the celebrity shagger stakes.

Rowley wrote:Still not good enough Sean, you only encourage them.

I was quite happy as Razzaq until he was banned. Dr Ironsausage wasn't around long enough to be loved though.

I don't have any real celebrity shag stories.

Bit like Galted in that respect.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Great use of 'vicariously', Jeff.

Yes, him and Galted are a pair.  Sean has actually slept with various Z listers whereas Galted pretends to have slept with an A lister.  Not sure which effort is worse.

I once nearly got off with Dave Seaman's cousin, not sure in such exalted company this really registers on the celebrity shagger stakes.

Did she have a tash?

seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:Still not good enough Sean, you only encourage them.

I was quite happy as Razzaq until he was banned. Dr Ironsausage wasn't around long enough to be loved though.

I was me that exposed your Dr Ironsausage alias, wasn't it?

I got you a couple of times from memory.

Yeah but you are best mates with the heavyweight champion of the world and James Bond Tina, you don't need them.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:Still not good enough Sean, you only encourage them.

I was quite happy as Razzaq until he was banned. Dr Ironsausage wasn't around long enough to be loved though.

I was me that exposed your Dr Ironsausage alias, wasn't it?

I got you a couple of times from memory.

You're not doing too much to rid yourself of the little stalkerish w*nker tag Tina.

seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Great use of 'vicariously', Jeff.

Yes, him and Galted are a pair.  Sean has actually slept with various Z listers whereas Galted pretends to have slept with an A lister.  Not sure which effort is worse.

I once nearly got off with Dave Seaman's cousin, not sure in such exalted company this really registers on the celebrity shagger stakes.

:laugh:Did she have a tash?

Never went far enough for me to find out.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:Still not good enough Sean, you only encourage them.

I was quite happy as Razzaq until he was banned. Dr Ironsausage wasn't around long enough to be loved though.

I was me that exposed your Dr Ironsausage alias, wasn't it?

I got you a couple of times from memory.

On the contrary, there was disappointment when you found out Razzaq was Michaels.

I got seany a couple of times, Jack I exposed once as Steven Johnson or something like that and nailed Coxy when he came back as Vulva Equinox.

I was doing your job for you. Perhaps if you paid more attention, you would expose these people yourself.

Yeah, I missed Razzaq but that was the only one.

I preferred him to you anyway.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
I was doing your job for you.  Perhaps if you paid more attention, you would expose these people yourself.

Might still have a green badge if I had been a bit sharper.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I got seany a couple of times, Jack I exposed once as Steven Johnson or something like that and nailed Coxy when he came back as Vulva Equinox.

I was doing your job for you.  Perhaps if you paid more attention, you would expose these people yourself.

He works in immigration.

What happened to the green badge jeff? I must have not been around that day and have only read related comments since.

You are right on being better off not being southern as well. We have got a cockney come geordie at work that constantly has a fan heater on.

So has anyone been? I'm going in December.

No.

Nope.

I went last year.

I went but was only there for a day. The blue lagoon was lovely. I wish I'd been there when Julius went, we could've talked about tennis.

I wish I'd been there when Galted was there. We could've talked about The Dead Kennedys.

I used to know the lyrics to all the songs on Give Me Convenience Or Give Me Death, Frankenchrist and Bedtime For Democracy. I played a pretty mean air guitar too.
If I'd unleashed my talent in Reykjavik I could've been bigger than Bjork.