The Culture Cup round 6

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Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:Decided to treat myself to a 3-piece variety meal but the Wrap-It-Up is between work & the KFC so you can probably imagine what happened.

Your Hi-Techs started to squeek?

Probably but I was too hungry to notice.  Almost broke into a run as I approached the Wrap-It-Up.

Have you ever been to Tamada by the way?  Georgian restaurant off Abbey Road.  Went there for my birthday and found no reason to complain.

I'm not really a London person. Occasionally Putney or Clapham to see mates or Lords for the cricket.

If Georgian food is anything like Estonian fayre I may give it a miss.

DAVE667 wrote:although the looks of confusion/utter disgust from my wife spoiled my enjoyment somewhat.

Would not automatically assume that was related to the snack Dave.

seanmichaels wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:5 chicken legs, 500g of butter. 40 minutes in the oven

500g? that is 2 packs?

yeah

Rowley wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:although the looks of confusion/utter disgust from my wife spoiled my enjoyment somewhat.

Would not automatically assume that was related to the snack Dave.

Whereas I'm far too arrogant/stupid/stupidly arrogant to think it could be anything else

Has anyone heard from Rowley since he antagonised the 667Killer yesterday?

False alarm, he's debating with 4L on Off-Topic. Unless the 667Killer's craftily assumed his identity and Rowley's been turned into a lampshade or pigfeed.

I think he's large enough to have been turned into both.

Bit harsh Julius, I have lost 1 and half pound since last week. I am within touching distance of being able to buy clothes from normal shops soon.

Jacamo shares are dropping as we speak...

Terrible situation going on at Southampton football club.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Terrible situation going on at Southampton football club.

Bloody Swiss.....

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Terrible situation going on at Southampton football club.

Bloody Swiss.....

Nice one.

Went to Uni in Southampton and used to live near the Dell. There was a live evening match and tennis balls kept landing on the pitch. Turned out it was students from the house down the road whacking them over the stand from their back yard.

You and I have lived similar existences, seany. I also went to Uni on the south coast. Portsmouth, for me.

We are a similar age, have similar aged partners, both like boxing, rugby and cricket and have both left a trail of broken hearts behind us.

We could be brothers.

Tina what is with this online obsession with claiming people as brothers, first it was superfly and now Sean. Suggests something is missing from your life.

I would claim you as well, but that would be grossly overrating my opinion of you.

Rowley wrote:Tina what is with this online obsession with claiming people as brothers, first it was superfly and now Sean. Suggests something is missing from your life.

If seanmichaels is what is missing from his life, he needs serious help.

I would rather have a kidney missing from my life.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:You and I have lived similar existences, seany.  I also went to Uni on the south coast.  Portsmouth, for me.

We are a similar age, have similar aged partners, both like boxing, rugby and cricket and have both left a trail of broken hearts behind us.

We could be brothers.

I like an evening meal though.....

Have always found portsmouth a bit bleak looking. Remember school days playing rugby / cricket at the grammar school and st john's southsea. Bird turd everywhere and in the winter the fields invariably had puddles.

Adam D wrote:

Rowley wrote:Tina what is with this online obsession with claiming people as brothers, first it was superfly and now Sean. Suggests something is missing from your life.

If seanmichaels is what is missing from his life, he needs serious help.

I would rather have a kidney missing from my life.

Is that a euphimism?

seanmichaels wrote:

Have always found portsmouth a bit bleak looking.

I was only there a year. Southsea was a sh*thole though.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I would claim you as well, but that would be grossly overrating my opinion of you.

I have a lot going for me Tina, own a lot of films, varied and interesting music collection and a quantity of boxing books that whilst falling short of a library almost certainly qualifies as a collection.

Rowley wrote:
varied and interesting music collection

Just nothing from the 1970's onwards. Roses notwithstanding.

Pretty accurate in all fairness that Tina.

I went to the Portsmouth historic dockyard near the end of last year. Most interesting.

Galted wrote:I went to the Portsmouth historic dockyard near the end of last year.  Most interesting.

Good place to pick up vulnerable east european women i expect....

Galted wrote:I went to the Portsmouth historic dockyard near the end of last year.  Most interesting.

Hopefully more interesting than that post.

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:I went to the Portsmouth historic dockyard near the end of last year.  Most interesting.

Good place to pick up vulnerable east european women i expect....

Most women were sensibly dressed grannies so it was more up Tino's street.

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:I went to the Portsmouth historic dockyard near the end of last year.  Most interesting.

Hopefully more interesting than that post.  

Touch and go as to which is the most interesting but housing the wreck of the Mary Rose probably sways it in favour of the dockyard.

Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:I went to the Portsmouth historic dockyard near the end of last year.  Most interesting.

Good place to pick up vulnerable east european women i expect....

Most women were sensibly dressed grannies so it was more up Tino's street.

I've never said they have to be sensibly dressed.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:I went to the Portsmouth historic dockyard near the end of last year.  Most interesting.

Good place to pick up vulnerable east european women i expect....

Most women were sensibly dressed grannies so it was more up Tino's street.

I've never said they have to be sensibly dressed.

Perhaps the grannies dress more sluttily at the Southampton historic dockyards, just reporting back on what I saw.

In hindsight, I think that is the reason I left Uni early. All the females were under the age of 40.

When you're in your mid-forties you reckon you'll be going for women your own age or fifty-somethings?

As long as I can still get it up, I'll be happy.

In my mid twenties I ended up with some old girls. Think mid 50's was my record.

I've always wondered that about men who go for older women, if there's an age where they just think, "nuh".

Michelle Pfeiffer turns 56 this year, I definitely would.

Galted wrote:Michelle Pfeiffer turns 56 this year, I definitely would.

Yeah, me too.

Even straight after you'd had a go. That is how lovely she is.

Helen Mirren would be filth.

I would straight after you'd had a go after I'd had a go if she were wearing slippers and a shawl she'd knitted herself.

Would be a fun day out for the Culture Cup Club.

And Anne Robinson for that matter.

Galted wrote:I would straight after you'd had a go after I'd had a go if she were wearing slippers and a shawl she'd knitted herself.

Would be a fun day out for the Culture Cup Club.

Pfeiffer, that is.

Galted wrote:I would straight after you'd had a go after I'd had a go if she were wearing slippers and a shawl she'd knitted herself.

Would be a fun day out for the Culture Cup Club.

Julius would sit there tutting about the yoof of today, telling us to wear protection.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:I would straight after you'd had a go after I'd had a go if she were wearing slippers and a shawl she'd knitted herself.

Would be a fun day out for the Culture Cup Club.

Julius would sit there tutting about the yoof of today, telling us to wear protection.

It genuinely scares me to think what michaels would be up to.

This all seems to have gone a bit rapey. No way Michelle consents with any of you lot.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:I would straight after you'd had a go after I'd had a go if she were wearing slippers and a shawl she'd knitted herself.

Would be a fun day out for the Culture Cup Club.

Julius would sit there tutting about the yoof of today, telling us to wear protection.

It genuinely scares me to think what michaels would be up to.

I'd be downstairs having a beer watching Return of the Jedi on her 96 inch screen.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:I would straight after you'd had a go after I'd had a go if she were wearing slippers and a shawl she'd knitted herself.

Would be a fun day out for the Culture Cup Club.

Julius would sit there tutting about the yoof of today, telling us to wear protection.

It genuinely scares me to think what michaels would be up to.

He would be sat in a pile of cider cans with some left over beef bourguignon dribbling out of the corner of his mouth.

superflyweight wrote:This all seems to have gone a bit rapey.  No way Michelle consents with any of you lot.  

Don't you dare call her by her first name.

You don't know her.

superflyweight wrote:This all seems to have gone a bit rapey.  No way Michelle consents with any of you lot.  

That's "Ms Pfeiffer" to you.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:This all seems to have gone a bit rapey.  No way Michelle consents with any of you lot.  

Don't you dare call her by her first name.

You don't know her.

You tell him, Tino.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:I would straight after you'd had a go after I'd had a go if she were wearing slippers and a shawl she'd knitted herself.

Would be a fun day out for the Culture Cup Club.

Julius would sit there tutting about the yoof of today, telling us to wear protection.

It genuinely scares me to think what michaels would be up to.

He would be sat in a pile of cider cans with some left over beef bourguignon dribbling out of the corner of his mouth.

That was me last night. I have a scintillating hangover today.....

There is a f*cking line, superfly, and you are dangerously close to stepping over it.

I don't care if you're a lawyer or not.