The Culture Cup round 6

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rick_dagless wrote:http://io9.com/5982701/ultrasound-makes-sonoluminescent-bubbles

I think it is a grey ground Julius rather than black and white, so we may agree to disagree on this one

You could be right. If only you'd stuck to sonoluminescence, it definitely would have merited a round of applause. As it is, I'm not sure my conscient will allow it.

I never liked Rod Hull.

I dont think this has the depth of the previous efforts Galted.

I can only imagine the comments, hopefully none prompting a career as "Emo Laureate"

 

If you get your mouse just right, you can turn this emoticon from an inanely grinning face into a black toothed, slightly deranged looking face.

You have to get the tip of your mouse just right of centre on the white teeth to effect the dramatic change.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I never liked Rod Hull.

I think you're confusing "emus" and "emos", Julius.

Emus are a type of bird found in Australia or in the case of Emu (note the use of capitalisation to indicate a proper noun), on the lap of Jimmy Savile lookalike, Rod Hull.

Emos are a type of particularly pointless person who spend their time writing poems about how they're going to slash their wrists and kill themselves because everyone hates or ignores them without ever actually slashing their wrists, which is why everyone hates or ignores them. Another word for "emo" is "c*nt".

rick_dagless wrote:I dont think this has the depth of the previous efforts Galted.

I can only imagine the comments, hopefully none prompting a career as "Emo Laureate"

  

It's quite easy telling which ones I've already posted as they're all so different and original.

Tino is rife with pareidolia...

Mind the windows Tino. wrote: 

If you get your mouse just right, you can turn this emoticon from an inanely grinning face into a black toothed, slightly deranged looking face.

You have to get the tip of your mouse just right of centre on the white teeth to effect the dramatic change.

I thought it was a wind-up but you're right. Excellent work.

Galted wrote:It's quite easy telling which ones I've already posted as they're all so different and original.

Each unobfuscated in their own emotion

rick_dagless wrote:Tino is rife with pareidolia...

How dare you. I have never touched up a child in my life.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote: 

If you get your mouse just right, you can turn this emoticon from an inanely grinning face into a black toothed, slightly deranged looking face.

You have to get the tip of your mouse just right of centre on the white teeth to effect the dramatic change.

I thought it was a wind-up but you're right.  Excellent work.

It's good, isn't it. Amazing how just one black tooth can turn a friendly face into something monstrous.

I bet that is why kids run away from seany.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:I never liked Rod Hull.

I think you're confusing "emus" and "emos", Julius.

Emus are a type of bird found in Australia or in the case of Emu (note the use of capitalisation to indicate a proper noun), on the lap of Jimmy Savile lookalike, Rod Hull.

Emos are a type of particularly pointless person who spend their time writing poems about how they're going to slash their wrists and kill themselves because everyone hates or ignores them without ever actually slashing their wrists, which is why everyone hates or ignores them.  Another word for "emo" is "c*nt".

I've always liked Emo Philips.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
I bet that is why kids run away from seany.  

Kids love me. Chilled out, slightly inebriated, uncle Michaels.

BEING MISERABLE AND WANTING TO CHOP UP YOUR WRISTS

BY GALTED copyright 2014

I feel the pain all the time, want to cut myself up
They mock me, 'cos I drink peppermint tea in a cup
They mock me as well 'cos of the way that I dress
Say because I wear Wolfskin I'm a great southern jess
And to make it even worse they claim that my gore-tex
Makes me repulsive to members of the gash-equipped sex

No-one hears me crying for help all the time
My only salvation is putting words into rhyme
They all hate me and won't give a sh1t if I die
My dad didn't see when I once scored a try

They know who they are, the ones who all mock
That b'stard from Luton and the miserable jock
Dagless and Rowley (though I now call him Jeff)
Tino and Julius (who is old and, thus, deaf)

I'm stuck at my desk though I'm dying for a crap
I got mushroom risotto instead of a wrap
I asked sean micheals to slash my left wrist
But he f*cked it all up because he was p1ssed
I'm soon off to Cannon Street station again
This time I'll lie down in front of the train

Ha ha ha ha. Brilliant. Post it on a self harming website. Truly genius.

Galted wrote:
I'm soon off to Cannon Street station again
This time I'll lie down in front of the train

Can you wait till I have got home? It just causes such aggro for all other commuters when people jump on the tracks.

thanks, michaels, I am really tempted to but don't know what to do about the user names

thanks, Tino, that's really sweet of you

Galted wrote:Dagless and Rowley (though I know call him Jeff)

Feel bad dropping a spelling bomb on something you have clearly put some effort into but surely this needs to be now.

Galted wrote:thanks, michaels, I am really tempted to but don't know what to do about the user names

thanks, Tino, that's really sweet of you

I'm happy to waive my royalty fee.

Rowley wrote:

Galted wrote:Dagless and Rowley (though I know call him Jeff)

Feel bad dropping a spelling bomb on something you have clearly put some effort into but surely this needs to be now.

Thanks, Jeff. I have amended it and given you due credit.

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:thanks, michaels, I am really tempted to but don't know what to do about the user names

thanks, Tino, that's really sweet of you

I'm happy to waive my royalty fee.

You're very kind, michaels. I would be more than happy to share any royalties with you, I was more worried about a horde of misery-boll0xes flooding 606 v2 with revenge drivel.

Pure genius Galted...

definitely one for the Rugby board

Don't want to be a grammar Nazi but shouldn't it be typed ?

(Reason for editing : Jeff thoughtfully pointed out that I incorrectly type "now" as "know".)

seanmichaels wrote:Don't want to be a grammar Nazi but shouldn't it be typed ?

(Reason for editing : Jeff thoughtfully pointed out that I incorrectly type "now" as "know".)

Thanks, michaels, I have amended it and given you due credit.

Thanks, dagless. I'm too afraid to post it on the rugby board but will do so on an emo site, will just asterisk out the names.

Galted wrote:will do so on an emo site, will just asterisk out the names.

I feel the comments will be positve, in a really negative manner.

    Galted

Feel free to leave my name on Galted, they may seek me out. I frequently think my circle of friends is both too small and too lacking in variety. This may open up a whole new world to me.

Miserable jock? I'd rather be called a hamptonless c*ck!

superflyweight wrote:hamptonless c*ck

That has to be an oxymoron super?

rick_dagless wrote:

superflyweight wrote:hamptonless c*ck

That has to be an oxymoron super?

Essentially a reverse hermaphrodite.

rick_dagless wrote:

superflyweight wrote:hamptonless c*ck

That has to be an oxymoron super?

He could have just been refering to those people who tuck it between their legs like in silence of the lambs.

seanmichaels wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

superflyweight wrote:hamptonless c*ck

That has to be an oxymoron super?

He could have just been refering to those people who tuck it between their legs like in silence of the lambs.

That's quite a niche category. Pre-op transexual serial killers who like to make manginas while dancing to Goodbye Horses by Q Lazarus.

It's not that niche.

Suspect Super just wanted to show off he knew who the music was by, which was, it pains me to admit, fairly impressive.

Rowley wrote:Suspect Super just wanted to show off he knew who the music was by, which was, it pains me to admit, fairly impressive.

I knew it. I have even raised it on 606v2 before. On the one hit wonder thread.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Suspect Super just wanted to show off he knew who the music was by, which was, it pains me to admit, fairly impressive.

I knew it.  I have even raised it on 606v2 before.  On the one hit wonder thread.

If you dance around to it while pretending to have a mimsy, you better know it's name

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Suspect Super just wanted to show off he knew who the music was by, which was, it pains me to admit, fairly impressive.

I knew it.  I have even raised it on 606v2 before.  On the one hit wonder thread.

If you dance around to it while pretending to have a mimsy, you better know it's name

  

Those were the days, super!

It was a more innocent time, tina - before all this "hampton" vulgarity.

superflyweight wrote:It was a more innocent time, tina - before all this "hampton" vulgarity.  

And way more funny.

Mimsy has a proud place in my vocabulary these days.

One of my teammates still likes to tuck it in and show his curves. Best reaction is usually from later middle aged women.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:It was a more innocent time, tina - before all this "hampton" vulgarity.  

And way more funny.

Mimsy has a proud place in my vocabulary these days.

Is mimsy the act? We call it a mappy.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:It was a more innocent time, tina - before all this "hampton" vulgarity.  

And way more funny.

Mimsy has a proud place in my vocabulary these days.

Is mimsy the act? We call it a mappy.

No, just super's name for a fanny.

I prefer growler or smashed crab.

Oooh it's a bit dry. I prefer a flan.

Desolate on here today.

Fear not super I am here, my erudite comments and general bonhomie will surely lift the mood of the place.

Failing that, we could just try my party piece of misquoting lines from The Office.

I wouldn't mind escaping up her tunnel.

It's a bit boring staying in watching Peak Practice with your life, isn't it?
 
Not for me, I like it.

Chicken and fox?

Bloodbath!

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I wouldn't mind escaping up her tunnel.

Get out! Get out. I mean it. Shame . . . I will not have her tunnel bandied around this office willy nilly.