The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Rowley Wed Sep 03, 2014 2:32 pm

First topic message reminder :

Too early I think, story of my life as TSMR will testify.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Sep 08, 2014 2:13 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
sean wrote:It is a bit like a gooch then

Very apt, but the gooch is not as stinky.

I think I may have worked it out, now.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Sep 08, 2014 2:15 pm

gooch

Gooch, A.K.A. "grundle" is the area that attaches ones sac to ones ass-hole.

When i play sports, i have to powder my gooch to prevent extreme amounts of irritating sweat.

by **Union Cane** Mon Sep 08, 2014 2:16 pm

Cultural zenith reached.

by Rowley Mon Sep 08, 2014 2:38 pm

Union Cane wrote:Cultural zenith reached.

Seems appropriate that it was Sean that got us there as well.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Sep 08, 2014 2:54 pm

Anybody got any tips for a decent charcoal for BBQ's? B&Q do a jack daniels one but it is a bit pricey...

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Sep 08, 2014 2:55 pm

seanmichaels wrote:B&Q do a jack daniels one but it is a bit pricey...

I'll use my staff discount and get you some on the cheap.

by Rowley Mon Sep 08, 2014 3:00 pm

Pensioners get a 25% discount on Wednesdays Sean. I would suggest you try to be nice to Julius, see if he will nip in for you.

by **Union Cane** Mon Sep 08, 2014 3:02 pm

Need to get rid of the grass out the front of my house, as dogs keep sh!tting on it.

Unsure whether to go for stones, gravel or bark, or perhaps something else that I haven't thought of yet.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Sep 08, 2014 3:03 pm

Union Cane wrote:Need to get rid of the grass out the front of my house, as dogs keep sh!tting on it.

Unsure whether to go for stones, gravel or bark, or perhaps something else that I haven't thought of yet.

An air rifle.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Sep 08, 2014 3:03 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:B&Q do a jack daniels one but it is a bit pricey...

I'll use my staff discount and get you some on the cheap.

need it for tonight. thanks all the same. what is your return policy on wrenches by the way?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Sep 08, 2014 3:05 pm

Union Cane wrote:Need to get rid of the grass out the front of my house, as dogs keep sh!tting on it.

Unsure whether to go for stones, gravel or bark, or perhaps something else that I haven't thought of yet.

Don't go for bark. Your bark is worse than their sh1te.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Sep 08, 2014 3:05 pm

Union Cane wrote:Need to get rid of the grass out the front of my house, as dogs keep sh!tting on it.

Unsure whether to go for stones, gravel or bark, or perhaps something else that I haven't thought of yet.

How big an area are we talking?

by **Union Cane** Mon Sep 08, 2014 3:05 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Need to get rid of the grass out the front of my house, as dogs keep sh!tting on it.

Unsure whether to go for stones, gravel or bark, or perhaps something else that I haven't thought of yet.

An air rifle.

Tempted mate, believe me. Either that or a foot up the arse. They always wait till I'm not looking though. Bastards.

by Adam D Mon Sep 08, 2014 3:08 pm

If I could draw your attention to the boxing section and a thread that I have just posted about mass debating.

Thanks to Rowley to be very quick at mass debating entry.

by **Union Cane** Mon Sep 08, 2014 3:09 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Need to get rid of the grass out the front of my house, as dogs keep sh!tting on it.

Unsure whether to go for stones, gravel or bark, or perhaps something else that I haven't thought of yet.

How big an area are we talking?

Haven't measured it yet, was going to do it at the weekend but went up north instead. I would say probably about 2m deep by about 10m along. That's 20 sqm innit. Just looked at B&Q, 1 bag of stones if like £7 and covers 0.3sqm. So I would need 67 bags, which would be £469.00. That doesn't include the fabric and the pins and all that.

F*ck me, I'll stick with the dog turds.

by Rowley Mon Sep 08, 2014 3:27 pm

Union Cane wrote:which would be £469.00. That doesn't include the fabric and the pins and all that.

F*ck me, I'll stick with the dog turds.

You can take the man out of the north and all that.

by **seanmichaels** Mon Sep 08, 2014 3:33 pm

10 metres is longer than you think.

Put a picket fence round the area in question and plant some shrubs around it

by **Union Cane** Mon Sep 08, 2014 3:44 pm

Was just an estimate, its probably nowhere near that. I will get my measurer out this evening.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Sep 08, 2014 3:52 pm

seanmichaels wrote:10 metres is longer than you think.

It's about 10 metres, isn't it?

by **seanmichaels** Mon Sep 08, 2014 3:54 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:10 metres is longer than you think.

It's about 10 metres, isn't it?

bog off windows. this is the worst day of my year. have some heart

by **Union Cane** Mon Sep 08, 2014 3:59 pm

*so far

by **Galted** Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:54 pm

Went on the cablecar over the Thames yesterday.

Then I came back.

Was ok.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Sep 08, 2014 10:13 pm

There's a cable car over the Thames?

by **Galted** Mon Sep 08, 2014 11:43 pm

It better have been, I paid £6.60. £13.20 if you include Galtova.

by kingraf Tue Sep 09, 2014 6:14 am

Fist! Quite excited today, giving my first private coaching lesson ever after my u/16s practice. Happy days. Also a little sad though. Went to a mate's yesterday, and lost 5-0 at Fifa14... had to pen a letter of apology for daring to even play him as per house rules when you lose 5-0

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:07 am

Raf wrote:Fist! Quite excited today, giving my first ~~private coaching~~ grooming lesson ever after my u/16s practice. Happy days. Also a little sad though. Went to a mate's yesterday, and lost 5-0 at Fifa14... had to pen a letter of apology for daring to even play him as per house rules when you lose 5-0

Fixed that for you Raf...

Don't play Fifa thankfully as I am rubbish at it and would be writing an awful lot of letters

Sicond

by kingraf Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:50 am

Quite worrying that it took a while to see what you had edited.

Hadn't played Fifa in nearly half a year, and it was only at 4-0 I was alerted to to the rules. I now literally have a place on the wall of shame. Not figuratively, there is an actual wall.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:54 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Raf wrote:Fist! Quite excited today, giving my first ~~private coaching~~ grooming lesson ever after my u/16s practice. Happy days. Also a little sad though. Went to a mate's yesterday, and lost 5-0 at Fifa14... had to pen a letter of apology for daring to even play him as per house rules when you lose 5-0

Fixed that for you Raf...

Don't play Fifa thankfully as I am rubbish at it and would be writing an awful lot of letters

Sicond

I don't play Fifa as I am not 12 years old. Morning Ricko, Rafster.

Rather disappointingly, I have had to come in to work this morning. I was getting used to the home life. Amazing how quick you forget what a cauldron of c*nts London is. Only for a day though so not all bad.

Turd.

by **seanmichaels** Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:57 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rather disappointingly, I have had to come in to work this morning. I was getting used to the home life. Amazing how quick you forget what a cauldron of c*nts London is. Only for a day though so not all bad.

Have you seen Toppy admonishing the homeless yet?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:59 am

Morning Tino/Raf

Must admit I do not miss working in London Tino, the pains in the @55 far outweigh the many benefits...

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:59 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rather disappointingly, I have had to come in to work this morning. I was getting used to the home life. Amazing how quick you forget what a cauldron of c*nts London is. Only for a day though so not all bad.

Have you seen Toppy admonishing the homeless yet?

I can confirm that I haven't seen any sweating, heaving, pulsating blobs of flesh shouting at tramps. So no.

How are you feeling today? Better?

by **seanmichaels** Tue Sep 09, 2014 7:59 am

This made me chuckle this morning. If it ever kicked off on Strictly I imagine it would go along the lines of something like this

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/sep/08/ivan-rovni-gianluca-brambilla-vuelta-fight?CMP=twt_gu

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:01 am

seanmichaels wrote:This made me chuckle this morning. If it ever kicked off on Strictly I imagine it would go along the lines of something like this

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/sep/08/ivan-rovni-gianluca-brambilla-vuelta-fight?CMP=twt_gu

I saw that this morning. Great stuff.

That is how I imagine Union and Jeff would be in a fight.

by **seanmichaels** Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:02 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rather disappointingly, I have had to come in to work this morning. I was getting used to the home life. Amazing how quick you forget what a cauldron of c*nts London is. Only for a day though so not all bad.

Have you seen Toppy admonishing the homeless yet?

I can confirm that I haven't seen any sweating, heaving, pulsating blobs of flesh shouting at tramps. So no.

How are you feeling today? Better?

Quite emotional evening. Aussie's flight was last night - sounds gay but we're almost like brothers, certainly prefer him to my 2.

Anyway yes, better thanks. Still have things to do, look forward to.....

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:03 am

seanmichaels wrote:

Anyway yes, better thanks. Still have things to do, look forward to.....

Glad to hear it.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:12 am

Morning all.
I'm not a badger in Somerset or Gloucestershire.

by **seanmichaels** Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:15 am

I really don't want to annoy you Tino, but I watched the football last night. I listen to a lot of commentary etc but don't watch much nowadays. As such it was the first time I've seen the young Stones chap play. What a player! Reminds me of Paolo Maldini. Elegant footballer.

by kingraf Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:25 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Raf wrote:Fist! Quite excited today, giving my first ~~private coaching~~ grooming lesson ever after my u/16s practice. Happy days. Also a little sad though. Went to a mate's yesterday, and lost 5-0 at Fifa14... had to pen a letter of apology for daring to even play him as per house rules when you lose 5-0

Fixed that for you Raf...

Don't play Fifa thankfully as I am rubbish at it and would be writing an awful lot of letters

Sicond

I don't play Fifa as I am not 12 years old. Morning Ricko, Rafster.

Couldn't handle your kids beating you at something else, could you?

Morning Tina, rick, Julius, Sean.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:26 am

seanmichaels wrote:I really don't want to annoy you Tino, but I watched the football last night. I listen to a lot of commentary etc but don't watch much nowadays. As such it was the first time I've seen the young Stones chap play. What a player! Reminds me of Paolo Maldini. Elegant footballer.

I did have a few cursory glances, it wasn't actually all that bad. Missed the goals though, I couldn't last that long. When I saw this morning that Danny Welbeck had scored a goal I assumed it was in his own net.

Morning Julio.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:29 am

kingraf wrote:

Couldn't handle your kids beating you at something else, could you?

They are normally shooting people or stabbing zombies in the face. What's wrong with Pac-Man or Super Mario Bros.

Kids of today are a brutal lot.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:31 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
kingraf wrote:

Couldn't handle your kids beating you at something else, could you?

They are normally shooting people or stabbing zombies in the face. What's wrong with Pac-Man or Super Mario Bros.

Kids of today are a brutal lot.

It's because the parents are toothless.

by **seanmichaels** Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:33 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
kingraf wrote:

Couldn't handle your kids beating you at something else, could you?

They are normally shooting people or stabbing zombies in the face. What's wrong with Pac-Man or Super Mario Bros.

Kids of today are a brutal lot.

Saw my sort of niece for the first time in a while on Friday night. After a bit of tomfoolery she said she was going to stab and kill me with her knife. After the intial embarrassment I was quite disturbed a 3.5 year old would say such a thing..

by kingraf Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:34 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
kingraf wrote:

Couldn't handle your kids beating you at something else, could you?

They are normally shooting people or stabbing zombies in the face. What's wrong with Pac-Man or Super Mario Bros.

Kids of today are a brutal lot.

Own both Pacman and Mario bros. Slick games. Still haven't finished Pac. Don't own any something games, just Rugby, cricket, UFC and fight Night. In hindsight, probably shouldn't have bought a PS 4.

by kingraf Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:36 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
kingraf wrote:

Couldn't handle your kids beating you at something else, could you?

They are normally shooting people or stabbing zombies in the face. What's wrong with Pac-Man or Super Mario Bros.

Kids of today are a brutal lot.

Saw my sort of niece for the first time in a while on Friday night. After a bit of tomfoolery she said she was going to stab and kill me with her knife. After the intial embarrassment I was quite disturbed a 3.5 year old would say such a thing..

My niece has threatened to kill me a few times. Only five or six... She doesn't scare me.

by **Union Cane** Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:38 am

I'm on a corporate golf day thing today, so just popped on to let you all know that I am not 70% of badgers in Somerset and Gloucestershire, however Julius already did that one. Git.

This could either be inspired or in really bad taste, but I'm not Ashya King.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:38 am

kingraf wrote:

She doesn't scare me.

That's used to be my attitude.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:39 am

Union Cane wrote:I'm on a corporate golf day thing today

Stopped reading after that.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:39 am

Can't beat Galaxian for the arcade or Tetris on the original Game Boy - still have that I think.

by **seanmichaels** Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:44 am

Double Dragon on the Atari ST....

by kingraf Tue Sep 09, 2014 8:44 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:I'm on a corporate golf day thing today

Stopped reading after that.

Played a round a few weeks back. Shot a solid 77 (only six over par). Might have a round tomorrow, if the boss needs me.

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