The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Rowley Wed 03 Sep 2014, 2:32 pm

First topic message reminder :

Too early I think, story of my life as TSMR will testify.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 12 Sep 2014, 1:22 pm

Rowley wrote:It is not called the Yew Tree, is the Carnarvon Arms. Tina that is not an invite to be a stalkerish little w*nker.

Ha, it was the Yew Tree that MPW owned, must have upsized. Even scarier is the fact that my old man lived opposite Carnarvon Arms and my step sister worked there....

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 12 Sep 2014, 1:27 pm

superflyweight wrote:All we need to do is phone up the Carnavorn Arms and ask if they have anyone staying with them who shares a name with an infamous mass murderer.

I would hate to the live up to the stalkerish littke w*nker moniker, but I do actually know Jeff's real surname.

I would never reveal it, but only because he knows my jock surname.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 12 Sep 2014, 1:29 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:All we need to do is phone up the Carnavorn Arms and ask if they have anyone staying with them who shares a name with an infamous mass murderer.

I would hate to the live up to the stalkerish littke w*nker moniker, but I do actually know Jeff's real surname.

I would never reveal it, but only because he knows my jock surname.

We all know your real name is Phil McAverty.

by Rowley Fri 12 Sep 2014, 1:30 pm

In all fairness it is not particularly a secret. I have nothing to hide, I claim to be a fat middle aged bloke living in Rotherham with absolutely zero sporting prowess. I have hardly created the most glamourous of alter egos on here.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 12 Sep 2014, 1:32 pm

Rowley wrote:In all fairness it is not particularly a secret. I have nothing to hide, I claim to be a fat middle aged bloke living in Rotherham with absolutely zero sporting prowess. I have hardly created the most glamourous of alter egos on here.

You'll enjoy it down there Jeff. Are you taking in Highclere Castle (Downton Abbey)?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 12 Sep 2014, 1:32 pm

Rowley wrote:In all fairness it is not particularly a secret. I have nothing to hide, I claim to be a fat middle aged bloke living in Rotherham with absolutely zero sporting prowess. I have hardly created the most glamourous of alter egos on here.

You're a bit of a music snob as well.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 12 Sep 2014, 1:33 pm

As an aside I got 'hit on' at work today. Genuinely.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 12 Sep 2014, 1:35 pm

seanmichaels wrote:As an aside I got 'hit on' at work today. Genuinely.

In the same way the girl in the opticians hit on you? Or the girl in the pub that night?

You've got form with this.....

by Rowley Fri 12 Sep 2014, 1:36 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:In all fairness it is not particularly a secret. I have nothing to hide, I claim to be a fat middle aged bloke living in Rotherham with absolutely zero sporting prowess. I have hardly created the most glamourous of alter egos on here.

You're a bit of a music snob as well.

I am not a bit of a music snob. I am a huge music snob. Sean, the Downton place is shut appearently. Never watched the show so it would probably be lost on me.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 12 Sep 2014, 1:39 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:As an aside I got 'hit on' at work today. Genuinely.

In the same way the girl in the opticians hit on you? Or the girl in the pub that night?

You've got form with this.....

Ok, I'll let you decide. Think a 35-40ish, slightly heavy Rusty Lee. As I walked down the stairs she said Hi to which I politely replied. About 2 seconds later she turned around and said 'I always tell everyone you're the handsome dude but I've never had the courage to say it to your face before'.

What do you reckon?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 12 Sep 2014, 1:40 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:As an aside I got 'hit on' at work today. Genuinely.

In the same way the girl in the opticians hit on you? Or the girl in the pub that night?

You've got form with this.....

Ok, I'll let you decide. Think a 35-40ish, slightly heavy Rusty Lee. As I walked down the stairs she said Hi to which I politely replied. About 2 seconds later she turned around and said 'I always tell everyone you're the handsome dude but I've never had the courage to say it to your face before'.

What do you reckon?

She likes Catweazle.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 12 Sep 2014, 1:42 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

She likes Catweazle.

I've cut my hair and my beard is quite trim.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 12 Sep 2014, 1:43 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

She likes Catweazle.

I've cut my hair and my beard is quite trim.

She's definitely after you then. I will get Kim to arrange a threesome.

No-one at work has ever hit on me. I think it may be the jumpers.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 12 Sep 2014, 1:45 pm

I've never been with a black woman before. When I was in Amsterdam and borderline paralytic they tried to push me in to a cubicle with a big mama. I suppose it would be a box to tick.....

by kingraf Fri 12 Sep 2014, 1:46 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

She likes Catweazle.

I've cut my hair and my beard is quite trim.

Funny enough, the highlights have faded away.... Cutting my hair this weekend again.

by **superflyweight** Fri 12 Sep 2014, 1:46 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:As an aside I got 'hit on' at work today. Genuinely.

In the same way the girl in the opticians hit on you? Or the girl in the pub that night?

You've got form with this.....

Ok, I'll let you decide. Think a 35-40ish, slightly heavy Rusty Lee. As I walked down the stairs she said Hi to which I politely replied. About 2 seconds later she turned around and said 'I always tell everyone you're the handsome dude but I've never had the courage to say it to your face before'.

What do you reckon?

Poor girl is clearly mad.

by **superflyweight** Fri 12 Sep 2014, 1:47 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

She likes Catweazle.

I've cut my hair and my beard is quite trim.

She's definitely after you then. I will get Kim to arrange a threesome.

No-one at work has ever hit on me. I think it may be the jumpers.

You think?

by Rowley Fri 12 Sep 2014, 1:48 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

No-one at work has ever hit on me. I think it may be the jumpers.

Our 19 year old gay receptionist told me he fancied me at the last christmas do. I put it down to the bard.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 12 Sep 2014, 1:48 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

She likes Catweazle.

I've cut my hair and my beard is quite trim.

She's definitely after you then. I will get Kim to arrange a threesome.

No-one at work has ever hit on me. I think it may be the jumpers.

You think?

Either that or the accent. Got to be one of those two things.

by **superflyweight** Fri 12 Sep 2014, 1:48 pm

On the SLW front, Union and I share the same first name.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 12 Sep 2014, 1:49 pm

superflyweight wrote:

Poor girl is clearly mad.

Well she obviously doesn't know I have drink issues.

by **superflyweight** Fri 12 Sep 2014, 1:49 pm

What's Shakespeare got to do with it, jeff?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 12 Sep 2014, 1:49 pm

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

No-one at work has ever hit on me. I think it may be the jumpers.

Our 19 year old gay receptionist told me he fancied me at the last christmas do. I put it down to the bard.

What has Shakespeare got to do with it?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 12 Sep 2014, 1:50 pm

B*llocks. Up yours, superfly.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 12 Sep 2014, 1:50 pm

What has Cacophonix got to do with it Jeff?

by **superflyweight** Fri 12 Sep 2014, 1:52 pm

Suck it, Tina.

That's an obscure reference, Rick. Brilliant though.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 12 Sep 2014, 1:55 pm

superflyweight wrote:Suck it, Tina.

You wish.

Nice badge.

by **superflyweight** Fri 12 Sep 2014, 1:59 pm

I take that badge as a compliment.

If I'd been defending him he'd have been facing 20 to life for murder of his girlfriend and probably facing fresh charges of molesting Mandela's corpse.

by kingraf Fri 12 Sep 2014, 1:59 pm

Is it too much to ask for a badge? Nothing major, something low key like God... Or Son Of Man.

I'll also take "606 African correspondent"

by **superflyweight** Fri 12 Sep 2014, 2:00 pm

Son of Coxy?

by kingraf Fri 12 Sep 2014, 2:02 pm

superflyweight wrote:Son of Coxy?

Beneath me.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 12 Sep 2014, 2:02 pm

I had a badge for a brief period I think...

by Adam D Fri 12 Sep 2014, 2:04 pm

Hope you appreciate the attention to detail on the colours!

by kingraf Fri 12 Sep 2014, 2:06 pm

Adam D wrote:Hope you appreciate the attention to detail on the colours!

Caught my eye immediately. I'll take it.

I see that "Crimes that Shook Britain: Jimmy Savile" is on tonight. Anyone watched it? Worth a look?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 12 Sep 2014, 2:06 pm

superflyweight wrote:Son of Coxy?

That could be anyone. He was a pretty prolific lover.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 12 Sep 2014, 2:09 pm

Tino wrote:That could be anyone. He was a pretty prolific lover.

Could also be a very advanced from of computer AI that he invented in his lunchtime...

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 12 Sep 2014, 2:11 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
Tino wrote:That could be anyone. He was a pretty prolific lover.

Could also be a very advanced from of computer AI that he invented in his lunchtime...

For all his constant bullsh*tting, I do miss Coxy.

He was the easiest person in the world to wind up. Cruel but great sport.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 12 Sep 2014, 2:13 pm

Tino wrote:For all his constant bullsh*tting, I do miss Coxy.

He was the easiest person in the world to wind up. Cruel but great sport.

The level of vitriol when prompted was quite something to behold...

by kingraf Fri 12 Sep 2014, 2:23 pm

kingraf wrote:
Adam D wrote:Hope you appreciate the attention to detail on the colours!

Caught my eye immediately. I'll take it.

I see that "Crimes that Shook Britain: Jimmy Savile" is on tonight. Anyone watched it? Worth a look?

So... no one then?

by **seanmichaels** Fri 12 Sep 2014, 2:23 pm

Think I was serious about going to Froch Kessler with him when it was penned for Monaco.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 12 Sep 2014, 2:26 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Think I was serious about going to Froch Kessler with him when it was penned for Monaco.

You might have been but he wasn't.

He couldn't afford to go to Morrisons, let alone Monaco.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 12 Sep 2014, 2:37 pm

I might quit as a Moderator just to get a better badge.

by **superflyweight** Fri 12 Sep 2014, 2:46 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Think I was serious about going to Froch Kessler with him when it was penned for Monaco.

You might have been but he wasn't.

He couldn't afford to go to ~~Morrisons~~Costco, let alone Monaco.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 12 Sep 2014, 3:06 pm

I'm a costco member. Bloody brilliant place.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 12 Sep 2014, 3:13 pm

Thanks Adam.
It's going to baffle the tennis section though!

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 12 Sep 2014, 3:14 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Thanks Adam.
It's going to baffle the tennis section though!

Yes, thanks Adam.

That is great.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 12 Sep 2014, 3:23 pm

You setting up a strictly thread Tino?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 12 Sep 2014, 3:24 pm

seanmichaels wrote:You setting up a strictly thread Tino?

Yeah, not till it starts though.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 12 Sep 2014, 3:32 pm

what did i watch last weekend?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 12 Sep 2014, 3:34 pm

seanmichaels wrote:what did i watch last weekend?

I have that problem as well.

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