The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by kingraf Tue 16 Sep 2014, 1:47 pm

First topic message reminder :

Headed to the dam this weekend. God I've missed it. Girlfriend's never been and I'm undecided on whether to take her or not.

by Guest Fri 26 Sep 2014, 3:41 pm

seanmichaels wrote:i'm terribly bored today....

Smear your face with gravy and run round the town centre screaming "Death to the Western infidels AIEEEEEE AIEEEEE" and I guarantee your day will get very interesting VERY f*cking quickly

by **Union Cane** Fri 26 Sep 2014, 3:42 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
You could also replace the words "Vin Diesel" with "Jonjo Shelvey" although I don't have the raging alopecia that Shelvey has and my face isn't as pointy (and doesn't look slightly yellow in some lights) although we do share the same loathing of Alex Ferguson

Ah, I see

Spoiler:

I LOLled'ed out loud at this.

by **superflyweight** Fri 26 Sep 2014, 3:45 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
You could also replace the words "Vin Diesel" with "Jonjo Shelvey" although I don't have the raging alopecia that Shelvey has and my face isn't as pointy (and doesn't look slightly yellow in some lights) although we do share the same loathing of Alex Ferguson

Ah, I see

Spoiler:

Is that the front man/troll of Norwegian outfit, Mortiis? Or MORTIIS for Dave.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 26 Sep 2014, 3:53 pm

Speaking of frontmen, my favourite slaphead:

Spoiler:

He has the same disease as me.

by Guest Fri 26 Sep 2014, 3:55 pm

superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
You could also replace the words "Vin Diesel" with "Jonjo Shelvey" although I don't have the raging alopecia that Shelvey has and my face isn't as pointy (and doesn't look slightly yellow in some lights) although we do share the same loathing of Alex Ferguson

Ah, I see

Spoiler:

Is that the front man/troll of Norwegian outfit, Mortiis? Or MORTIIS for Dave.

It could well be although Shelvey does look more like him/it. Haven't heard from Mortiis since the pyrotechnics set his prosthetic nose on fire during a gig. Sorry to break it to you like that but yes, it was a stunt nose

Anyway, off home and look forward to the outpourings of anguish/unmitigated glee over the Smith/Abraham result on Saturday

by Guest Fri 26 Sep 2014, 3:56 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Speaking of frontmen, my favourite slaphead:

Spoiler:

He has the same disease as me.

Being a c*nt isn't a disease sean, it's a lifestyle choice....one I'm happy with by the way!

by **seanmichaels** Fri 26 Sep 2014, 3:58 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Speaking of frontmen, my favourite slaphead:

Spoiler:

He has the same disease as me.
Being a c*nt isn't a disease sean, it's a lifestyle choice....one I'm happy with by the way!

check out his hand, he is a celebrity KTS sufferer

Spoiler:

by **Galted** Fri 26 Sep 2014, 4:03 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Windows 5'10 14st
Jeff 5'9 16st
Galted 5'5 15st
LB 6'0 13st
Kingraf 5'3 9.5st
Jules 5'11 9st
Super 5'1 12st
Rick 5'8 10st
Truss 5-3 18st
Dave 6'0 18st
Toppy 6'3 24st

6'2 and 14st - I'm the ideal height and weight for a sex god.

Going to Brittany for the weekend, just been to Tesco to buy some crisps for the ferry journey. You can imagine my consternation when I got to the tills and discovered that the vegetable flavour I was buying was actually made entirely out of non-potato vegetables! £3.14 as well so they went back on the shelf. This is what happens when you legalize gayness.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 26 Sep 2014, 4:13 pm

Galted wrote:6'2 and 14st - I'm the ideal height and weight for a sex god.

Which must make it all the more disappointing for you that you're not a sex god.

by **Galted** Fri 26 Sep 2014, 4:16 pm

The answer to that is both "f*ck you" and "yes".

by Rowley Fri 26 Sep 2014, 4:17 pm

I have a beard not a goatee. Goatees are beards for spineless idiots and the French. I am neither of those things. Do love a bit of jazz though.

by **Union Cane** Fri 26 Sep 2014, 4:20 pm

Rowley wrote:I have a beard not a goatee. Goatees are beards for spineless idiots and the French. I am neither of those things. Do love a bit of jazz though.

The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy - Page 17 Beard-mugshot1

by kingraf Fri 26 Sep 2014, 4:24 pm

I concur Geoff. I've never had a goatee, but I'm sure they suck and such.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 29 Sep 2014, 6:51 am

Fist - All went a bit Cosmo/Bella/Goodhousekeeping in here at the end of last week...

by kingraf Mon 29 Sep 2014, 7:33 am

Hmm... if we have a good day, with someone having had some personal drama and/or be a dead C-list celebrity to drive us forward, it could be thread split day.
Morning Rick

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 29 Sep 2014, 7:38 am

Morning Raf, not sure we have anything momentus to keep us going, unless you count the Ryder cup, and we know that if golf starts getting discussed then Jeff and Tino will throw their toys out of the pram...

by **Union Cane** Mon 29 Sep 2014, 8:08 am

I painted the shed at the weekend.

That should do it.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 29 Sep 2014, 8:10 am

Good morning fellas.

Europe going well, rick? Saw something on it yesterday.

Really warm here today... low 30s. Same again tomorrow. Covered in a mixture of muck and cement dust. The bricklayer is quite a character - hardly understand what he's saying most of the time but his work is not bad at all. Fussy bastard... which is a good thing in that trade.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 29 Sep 2014, 8:13 am

Union wrote:I painted the shed at the weekend.

Rock and Roll Union... What shade? Or did you knock out a pleasing watercolour of your garden storage?

TLD wrote:Europe going well, rick? Saw something on it yesterday.

We spanked the yanks comprehesively TLD...

by **Union Cane** Mon 29 Sep 2014, 8:19 am

I actually preservativeriseded it, but I wasn't sure whether that is a real word.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 29 Sep 2014, 8:21 am

Union Cane wrote:I actually preservativeriseded it, but I wasn't sure whether that is a real word.

Way to go. Doing the same type of thing selecting durable, low maintenance and inedible materials.

Termites are a big problem here. Smile

by **seanmichaels** Mon 29 Sep 2014, 8:26 am

Had a bit of DIY going on yesterday and saturday evening. Log store almost complete but I ran out of pallet and some gippos at the garden centre had nicked all the worthwhile remaining ones.

Watched a bit of X factor at times. Jees, some people need their heads testing. And Cheryl Cole, she has ideas above her station, the fithy racist.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 29 Sep 2014, 8:27 am

To be fair Union, the "Shed Debate" has actually provoked more conversation that I thought it would, so fair play...

by Rowley Mon 29 Sep 2014, 8:56 am

Union Cane wrote:I actually preservativeriseded it, but I wasn't sure whether that is a real word.

I need to re-roof mine soon, should have done it the other week when I was off, but chose to ignore it in the hope it would go away. It hasn't.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:04 am

Jeff wrote:I need to re-roof mine soon, should have done it the other week when I was off, but chose to ignore it in the hope it would go away. It hasn't.

Why would you want your shed roof to go away, maybe the gippos round seans way can assist?

by kingraf Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:06 am

Also did a spot painting this weekend. Pitch markings, and such.

by Rowley Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:09 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Jeff wrote:I need to re-roof mine soon, should have done it the other week when I was off, but chose to ignore it in the hope it would go away. It hasn't.

Why would you want your shed roof to go away, maybe the gippos round seans way can assist?

I didn't Rick, just wanted the rather unpleasant work to actually go away. I do, however, realise that was never going to happen. All I am doing by delaying is making it more likely I will have to do the work in inclement weather.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:11 am

Jeff wrote:All I am doing by delaying is making it more likely I will have to do the work in inclement weather.

I know that feeling, I can effectively justify my lack of endeavour on pretty much any climate... Too hot, too cold, too wet, too dry etc.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:14 am

kingraf wrote:Also did a spot painting this weekend. Pitch markings, and such.

That is the worst part of what I do. Creases, field restrictions etc. Lovely day at the ground yesterday. Shorts and T-Shirt weather. Just shaving the squares prior to getting the Graden GS04 on them on thursday.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:23 am

I went to London Zoo yesterday. What a lovely day. Actually got hot rather than just warm.

Had a lovely wander through Regents Park afterwards in the early evening sunshine.

What a perfect way to spend a Sunday.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:29 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I went to London Zoo yesterday. What a lovely day. Actually got hot rather than just warm.

Had a lovely wander through Regents Park afterwards in the early evening sunshine.

What a perfect way to spend a Sunday.

Nice. Do they have a good collection of anthroponds at london zoo?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:33 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I went to London Zoo yesterday. What a lovely day. Actually got hot rather than just warm.

Had a lovely wander through Regents Park afterwards in the early evening sunshine.

What a perfect way to spend a Sunday.

Nice. Do they have a good collection of anthroponds at london zoo?

They sure do, Seany. There was even a spider talk going on at 15:00. Me and the twins sat there engrossed as we learned more about Mexican red kneed tarantulas and black widows. Great stuff.

You'd have loved Regents Park. All the beautiful people congregating in one place. Not many clothes on some of them either.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:37 am

Not a massive fan of parks and stuff. I prefer back gardens. Spent £20 on bird food yesterday

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:40 am

seanmichaels wrote:Not a massive fan of parks and stuff. I prefer back gardens.

Do you have lots of semi-naked socialites in your back garden then?

by trottb Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:41 am

Went to a few vineyards yesterday then a cider farm for lunch. It was splendid.

Public holiday here today (celebrating the Queen's birthday) so I've been at the royal show. I'm not quite sure what is royal about pig racing, sheep shearing or wood chopping, but, it was all fairly entertaining.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:43 am

trottb wrote:Went to a few vineyards yesterday then a cider farm for lunch. It was splendid.

Public holiday here today (celebrating the Queen's birthday) so I've been at the royal show. I'm not quite sure what is royal about pig racing, sheep shearing or wood chopping, but, it was all fairly entertaining.

Trott! You're still alive. What a joy on a Monday morning.

Where is 'here'?

by **superflyweight** Mon 29 Sep 2014, 9:57 am

Daughter had a full-on meltdown in Linlithgow High Street yesterday afternoon. Perfect storm of being hungry, tired, bored and having a summer cold resulted in a tantrum that lasted for about 45 minutes and her screaming and hitting me as people tried to ignore us.

What a perfect way to spend a Sunday afternoon.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:01 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Not a massive fan of parks and stuff. I prefer back gardens.

Do you have lots of semi-naked socialites in your back garden then?

Not really. Have a couple of lesbians and a 90 year old widower as neighbours. Told her I'd take her to Church on remembrance sunday after a few beers on friday night. Regreting it slightly now.

by **Union Cane** Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:27 am

Rowley wrote:
Union Cane wrote:I actually preservativeriseded it, but I wasn't sure whether that is a real word.

I need to re-roof mine soon, should have done it the other week when I was off, but chose to ignore it in the hope it would go away. It hasn't.

I also need to re-roof mine, although only on one side, which is annoying as they only sell roofing felt in 8 metre lengths and I only need 2 metres.

by **Union Cane** Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:29 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Not a massive fan of parks and stuff. I prefer back gardens.

Do you have lots of semi-naked socialites in your back garden then?

Not really. Have a couple of lesbians and a 90 year old widower as neighbours. Told her I'd take her to Church on remembrance sunday after a few beers on friday night. Regreting it slightly now.

Her? The lesbian? Which one? Or do you mean him? Or is the widower a woman? (That would be a widow.)

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:31 am

Union wrote:I also need to re-roof mine, although only on one side, which is annoying as they only sell roofing felt in 8 metre lengths and I only need 2 metres.

Culture club shed roof pool? Better buying in bulk.

by **Union Cane** Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:31 am

Cup, rick, Culture Cup.

by **seanmichaels** Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:33 am

Buy a couple of bitumen corrugated sheets 950x2000. 10 minute job and looks 10x better

by **Union Cane** Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:36 am

seanmichaels wrote:Buy a couple of bitumen corrugated sheets 950x2000. 10 minute job and looks 10x better

Good advice Percy, I'll look into that.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:38 am

Union wrote:Cup, rick, Culture Cup.

Right you are Union...

by Rowley Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:46 am

Have already purchased the felt, adhesive and nails so cannot follow Sean's advice. Just need the motivation to actually do it now.

by **superflyweight** Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:53 am

Shed on here today.

by **Union Cane** Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:55 am

If you have 2 metres left you could send it over to me. Not that I imagine you would have made such a miscalculation, you tight northern git.

I also have an arthropod story from the weekend, I was out playing golf and strayed off the fairway to the right on the par 5 4th.

I was trudging through the rough and was engulfed by a swarm of ~~daddy long legses~~ ~~daddy long legs's~~ ~~daddies long legs~~ crane flies, the were literally thousand of them, they rose up like a cloud of gangly out of control long legged flies and were trying to get in my ears and my mouth and up my trousers and everything. I have good hand speed for a heavyweight so managed to knock a few of them spark out, but after playing my shot I had to run like a big girl because it wasn't very nice. It was a proper swarm, a bit like the swarm of bees in that Michael Caine film about a swarm of bees, can't remember what it was called though.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 29 Sep 2014, 10:57 am

Union wrote:Michael Caine film about a swarm of bees, can't remember what it was called though.

The Waspinator?

by **seanmichaels** Mon 29 Sep 2014, 11:00 am

Tino, do you need a shed or do the outhouses provide you with all your storage needs?

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