The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Phucking Phirst.

Adam D wrote:

Union Cane wrote:They say you learn something every day, my lesson today is that "We don't have to take our clothes off" was sung by a man.

Bit late with this one but I had exactly the same conversation with someone last night about that song. They were adamant it was a woman.

Step forward my knowledge of Jermaine Jackson...(only for google to reveal it was Jermaine Stewart)

Sounds like a miniature Jermaine (or Micheal) Jackson trapped in a test tube filled with helium gas.

Union Cane wrote:

Adam D wrote:

Union Cane wrote:They say you learn something every day, my lesson today is that "We don't have to take our clothes off" was sung by a man.

Bit late with this one but I had exactly the same conversation with someone last night about that song. They were adamant it was a woman.

Step forward my knowledge of Jermaine Jackson...(only for google to reveal it was Jermaine Stewart)

I was sure it was a woman, but then I saw the video at the weekend and she had a small moustache, which led me to believe she was actually a man.

Philistines.

I've seen women with genuine taches.

seanmichaels wrote:I've seen women with genuine taches.

Can you tell what their front bottom looks like from the state of their tache?

Not the manliest of men...



...and he died of AIDS.

I do believe he may have been one of those quares.

I'd never heard the song but I knew it sung by a man. The reason for this is because Jackson was credited on the album which featured "Clothes Off" by Gym Class Heroes, which sampled "We don't have to clothes off". Same subject matter. But very different thoughts on the matter.

Great picture of Raf.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I've seen women with genuine taches.

Can you tell what their front bottom looks like from the state of their tache?  

The women I'm thinking of would, I suspect, have had a relatively tidy shaped landing strip but there would have been stubble over quite a large area to the surrounds.

is the song ' we don't have to take our clothes off, to have a good time whooo whhoooa'?

seanmichaels wrote:is the song ' we don't have to take our clothes off, to have a good time whooo whhoooa'?

That's the one.

bloody hell.

I don't have a moustache anymore. It irritated me to no end.

My beard is going grey around the neck. Bit worrying.

Also had a full day off the booze yesterday. Visited the Autumn food festival at Wisley.

I fell off the wagon on Saturday, shot a 68 and celebrated with a pint.

Union wrote:I fell off the wagon on Saturday, shot a 68 and celebrated with a pint.

Did you then go home, knock out a prize winning Web Page prior to getting a 5 for and a century for the county side Coxy Union?

i had 9 pints and 2 bottles of red.

had a cricket dinner. won the clubman of the year award for the 3rd time.

seanmichaels wrote:won the clubman of the year award for the 3rd time.

That's for people who are basically sh*t but put in lots of effort.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:won the clubman of the year award for the 3rd time.

That's for people who are basically sh*t but put in lots of effort.

That's your 11809th post.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:won the clubman of the year award for the 3rd time.

That's for people who are basically sh*t but put in lots of effort.

I am sheeet at cricket these days true. I've just been asked to return as skipper for the 1's though. I'd like to but missus will go nuts.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:won the clubman of the year award for the 3rd time.

That's for people who are basically sh*t but put in lots of effort.

That's your 11809th post.

Very witty.

Love your location.

Calling bull.Poopie. I've been playing for a much longer time than you at a higher level. In probably more favourable conditions. I've never shot a 68

kingraf wrote:Calling bull.Poopie. I've been playing for a much longer time than you at a higher level. In probably more favourable conditions. I've never shot a 68

He was on a 9 hole pitch and putt

Nett 68.

Oh but that doesn't count... what's your current handicap?

kingraf wrote:Oh but that doesn't count... what's your current handicap?

autism.

seanmichaels wrote:

kingraf wrote:Oh but that doesn't count... what's your current handicap?

autism.

Club foot.

seanmichaels wrote:

kingraf wrote:Oh but that doesn't count... what's your current handicap?

autism.

Lol.

Of course it counts. The handicap system allows players of differing proficiencies to play against each other on somewhat equal terms, and as you have pointed out you have been playing much longer and at a much higher level than me, so to compare gross scores would be inherently unfair and entirely pointless.

Union Cane wrote:Of course it counts. The handicap system allows players of differing proficiencies to play against each other on somewhat equal terms, and as you have pointed out you have been playing much longer and at a much higher level than me, so to compare gross scores would be inherently unfair and entirely pointless.

It would be a gross mistake.

It doesn't count, u have no issues with the handicap system, but I would never use it to claim a score. I'm currently a four handicap. I'd never shoot a 72 and claim a 68. Nett or otherwise.

Saffas are good cheats. I'm sure you could find a way round it.

Wish I hadn't said anything now. Sheesh.

What is your handicap though?

seanmichaels wrote:Saffas are good cheats. I'm sure you could find a way round it.

Rubbish!
We are better cheats but you guys are Simply the Best. You are Lake Superior in every dam(n) respect.

Anyway, arthropods?

Slice of Pizza and chips... Tasted like pizza and chips.

kingraf wrote:What is your handicap though?

28, according to the website that I put all my scores into.

I would join the club and play more regularly and get a proper handicap but it seems to be full of pricks going on about how low their handicaps are.

Union Cane wrote:I fell off the wagon on Saturday, shot a 96 and celebrated with a pint.

Fixed for you.

rick_dagless wrote:Anyway, arthropods?

I'm here for you, Rick.

Good man Tino, it's turning into a golf thread again...

We need some official rules around here...

rick_dagless wrote:Good man Tino, it's turning into a golf thread again...

We need some official rules around here...

I can cope with most things, Sean's lies about his mingeometer, Julius correcting my grammar and spelling, Galted and his anecdotes about his cat. All of those are fine.

Golf talk is never fine.

The real problem with golf talk is Kim Jong Raf will be along soon to tell us about his 14 hole in ones in one round.

I'd rather talk about Soylent Greens.

Rowley wrote:The real problem with golf talk is Kim Jong Raf will be along soon to tell us about his 14 hole in ones in one round.

All with the wrong end of the club as well.

He doesn't need a caddy. He prefers to jet ski between holes with his pals.

The Loaded Dog wrote:He doesn't need a caddy. He prefers to jet ski between holes with his pals.

Raf doesn't use a caddy. He is that good he only needs one club, and such is his brilliance the other golfists usually carry him round the course on their shoulders.

Phuck you Rowley. I don't even have one hole in one. To be honest it's not really even a goal. I'm just trying to get to scratch.

Not the wrong end Tina, but I'm left handed, so you're not far off.

Rowley wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:He doesn't need a caddy. He prefers to jet ski between holes with his pals.

Raf doesn't use a caddy. He is that good he only needs one club, and such is his brilliance the other golfists usually carry him round the course on their shoulders.

...and that club was personally handcrafted by Ernie Els.
It's a sort of blazing orange colour with his initials modified so as to resemble a stylised silver lightning bolt motif.

kingraf wrote:

Not the wrong end Tina, but I'm left handed, so you're not far off.

Hitler was left handed.

Godwins law.

Hitler was right handed. Da Vinci was left handed. As was god

kingraf wrote:Hitler was right handed. Da Vinci was left handed. As was god

F*ck you.

Hitler was also not tee-total as is often stated. He often drank Champagne with a meal.