The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **Pal Joey** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 8:33 am

First topic message reminder :

seanmichaels wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Buenos días, los tres amigos.

I was caught up somewhere in the Milky Bar Way yesterday.

a dime for your thoughts?

Sometimes when this place gets kind of empty
Sound of their breath fades with the light

Are you hoping Michael Cadbury plays a scorcher tonight? It's just starting here.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 29 Jan 2015, 4:01 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm not allowed to talk about snow.

Not even if you let him play on his console?

Informer, you know say Daddy Snow me, I'm gonna blame
A licky boom-boom down
'Tective man says Daddy Snow stabbed someone down the lane
A licky boom-boom down
Informer

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 4:02 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm not allowed to talk about snow.

All I ever get at home is "you know nothing about snow. Pathetic. Snow is when you can't open the front door and your whole car is buried for 2 months". Yadda yadda yadda.

Mrs Windows doesnt understand the concept of a garage?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 29 Jan 2015, 4:07 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm not allowed to talk about snow.

All I ever get at home is "you know nothing about snow. Pathetic. Snow is when you can't open the front door and your whole car is buried for 2 months". Yadda yadda yadda.

Mrs Windows doesnt understand the concept of a garage?

They don't have garages in the wilds of Canada.

They have massive sheds full of pelts and shotguns. And quite a few severed animal heads.

by Rowley Thu 29 Jan 2015, 4:12 pm

I don't have a garage.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 4:12 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm not allowed to talk about snow.

All I ever get at home is "you know nothing about snow. Pathetic. Snow is when you can't open the front door and your whole car is buried for 2 months". Yadda yadda yadda.

Mrs Windows doesnt understand the concept of a garage?

They don't have garages in the wilds of Canada.

They have massive sheds full of pelts and shotguns. And quite a few severed animal heads.

I see where your son gets it from.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 4:13 pm

Rowley wrote:I don't have a garage.

It used to be a garage, now its a prison

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 29 Jan 2015, 4:13 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm not allowed to talk about snow.

All I ever get at home is "you know nothing about snow. Pathetic. Snow is when you can't open the front door and your whole car is buried for 2 months". Yadda yadda yadda.

Mrs Windows doesnt understand the concept of a garage?

They don't have garages in the wilds of Canada.

They have massive sheds full of pelts and shotguns. And quite a few severed animal heads.

I see where your son gets it from.

You'd like my father-in-laws shed. A little bit of imagination and it could be an ISIS stronghold.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 4:17 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm not allowed to talk about snow.

All I ever get at home is "you know nothing about snow. Pathetic. Snow is when you can't open the front door and your whole car is buried for 2 months". Yadda yadda yadda.

Mrs Windows doesnt understand the concept of a garage?

They don't have garages in the wilds of Canada.

They have massive sheds full of pelts and shotguns. And quite a few severed animal heads.

I see where your son gets it from.

You'd like my father-in-laws shed. A little bit of imagination and it could be an ISIS stronghold.

Is that where junior was concieved?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 29 Jan 2015, 4:21 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm not allowed to talk about snow.

All I ever get at home is "you know nothing about snow. Pathetic. Snow is when you can't open the front door and your whole car is buried for 2 months". Yadda yadda yadda.

Mrs Windows doesnt understand the concept of a garage?

They don't have garages in the wilds of Canada.

They have massive sheds full of pelts and shotguns. And quite a few severed animal heads.

I see where your son gets it from.

You'd like my father-in-laws shed. A little bit of imagination and it could be an ISIS stronghold.

Is that where junior was concieved?

No idea. I'll check with his father and report back.

by **Union Cane** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 4:22 pm

Snowing in the East.

Cue idiots crashing and making my journey home twice as long.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 4:23 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm not allowed to talk about snow.

All I ever get at home is "you know nothing about snow. Pathetic. Snow is when you can't open the front door and your whole car is buried for 2 months". Yadda yadda yadda.

Mrs Windows doesnt understand the concept of a garage?

They don't have garages in the wilds of Canada.

They have massive sheds full of pelts and shotguns. And quite a few severed animal heads.

No.

I see where your son gets it from.

You'd like my father-in-laws shed. A little bit of imagination and it could be an ISIS stronghold.

Is that where junior was concieved?

No idea. I'll check with his father and report back.

No

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 29 Jan 2015, 4:24 pm

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 29 Jan 2015, 4:24 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm not allowed to talk about snow.

All I ever get at home is "you know nothing about snow. Pathetic. Snow is when you can't open the front door and your whole car is buried for 2 months". Yadda yadda yadda.

Mrs Windows doesnt understand the concept of a garage?

They don't have garages in the wilds of Canada.

They have massive sheds full of pelts and shotguns. And quite a few severed animal heads.

No.

I see where your son gets it from.

You'd like my father-in-laws shed. A little bit of imagination and it could be an ISIS stronghold.

Is that where junior was concieved?

No idea. I'll check with his father and report back.

No

That explains a few things about him.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 4:27 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm not allowed to talk about snow.

All I ever get at home is "you know nothing about snow. Pathetic. Snow is when you can't open the front door and your whole car is buried for 2 months". Yadda yadda yadda.

Mrs Windows doesnt understand the concept of a garage?

They don't have garages in the wilds of Canada.

They have massive sheds full of pelts and shotguns. And quite a few severed animal heads.

No.

I see where your son gets it from.

You'd like my father-in-laws shed. A little bit of imagination and it could be an ISIS stronghold.

Is that where junior was concieved?

No idea. I'll check with his father and report back.

No

That explains a few things about him.

Aye, in truth I had a little sympathy for you and wondered why your son was 90% arssehole. I wonder no longer

by **Union Cane** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 4:32 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Union Cane wrote:Snowing in the East.

Cue idiots crashing and making my journey home twice as long.

Due date soon?

Let's hope you're not snowed in and have to deliver him yourself.

2 weeks today.

Don't say that, it would be yucky on my new carpet.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 29 Jan 2015, 4:34 pm

Union Cane wrote:
Don't say that

Noted.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 4:39 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:

Aye, in truth I had a little sympathy for you and wondered why your son was 90% arssehole. I wonder no longer

I'll also be seeing you in court by the way.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 4:41 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:

Aye, in truth I had a little sympathy for you and wondered why your son was 90% arssehole. I wonder no longer

I'll also be seeing you in court by the way.

I said i'd like to bomb the judiciary not bum them.

by Rowley Thu 29 Jan 2015, 4:42 pm

Everyone is going to court. Superfly will be overworked. When someone decides to sue me I'll be using Rick. That is not a reflection on Superfly's competency, which I am sure is perfectly adequate, but even allowing for the pot incident Rick is a Man of the North and as such deserves loyalty.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 29 Jan 2015, 4:43 pm

Rowley wrote:Everyone is going to court. Superfly will be overworked. When someone decides to sue me I'll be using Rick. That is not a reflection on Superfly's competency, which I am sure is perfectly adequate, but even allowing for the pot incident Rick is a Man of the North and as such deserves loyalty.

I'll be hiring proper lawyers.

by **Union Cane** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 4:44 pm

What's all this court stuff about?

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 4:45 pm

Rowley wrote:Everyone is going to court. Superfly will be overworked. When someone decides to sue me I'll be using Rick. That is not a reflection on Superfly's competency, which I am sure is perfectly adequate, but even allowing for the pot incident Rick is a Man of the North and as such deserves loyalty.

He not only doesnt have a whippet, he flaunts it in his nickname...do you really want such a perverse exhibitionist to represent you?

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 4:45 pm

Union Cane wrote:What's all this court stuff about?

https://www.606v2.com/t57381p100-pacquiao-and-khan-meet-discuss-possible-fight#2908875

by Rowley Thu 29 Jan 2015, 4:46 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Everyone is going to court. Superfly will be overworked. When someone decides to sue me I'll be using Rick. That is not a reflection on Superfly's competency, which I am sure is perfectly adequate, but even allowing for the pot incident Rick is a Man of the North and as such deserves loyalty.

I'll be hiring proper lawyers.

Not all of us have the means you have at your disposal Tina.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 4:49 pm

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Everyone is going to court. Superfly will be overworked. When someone decides to sue me I'll be using Rick. That is not a reflection on Superfly's competency, which I am sure is perfectly adequate, but even allowing for the pot incident Rick is a Man of the North and as such deserves loyalty.

I'll be hiring proper lawyers.

Not all of us have the means you have at your disposal Tina.

Nor a preferred law firm which has been used frequently by spirited family members

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 29 Jan 2015, 4:50 pm

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Everyone is going to court. Superfly will be overworked. When someone decides to sue me I'll be using Rick. That is not a reflection on Superfly's competency, which I am sure is perfectly adequate, but even allowing for the pot incident Rick is a Man of the North and as such deserves loyalty.

I'll be hiring proper lawyers.

Not all of us have the means you have at your disposal Tina.

Is Johnnie Cochran still alive?

by **seanmichaels** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 4:51 pm

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Everyone is going to court. Superfly will be overworked. When someone decides to sue me I'll be using Rick. That is not a reflection on Superfly's competency, which I am sure is perfectly adequate, but even allowing for the pot incident Rick is a Man of the North and as such deserves loyalty.

I'll be hiring proper lawyers.

Not all of us have the means you have at your disposal Tina.

The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy - Page 6 Penn_and_pacino_carlitos_way(1)

by **seanmichaels** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 4:53 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Everyone is going to court. Superfly will be overworked. When someone decides to sue me I'll be using Rick. That is not a reflection on Superfly's competency, which I am sure is perfectly adequate, but even allowing for the pot incident Rick is a Man of the North and as such deserves loyalty.

I'll be hiring proper lawyers.

Not all of us have the means you have at your disposal Tina.

Is Johnnie Cochran still alive?

He's 69 and alive

The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy - Page 6 Jimmy

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 5:07 pm

All this court talk reminds me of my old joke - what do you call a woman who takes a tree-cutter to court?
Sue Pollard

by **Union Cane** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 5:20 pm

Didn't she spell it "Su"?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 5:27 pm

I don't know. Who gives a phuck?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 7:22 am

I'd be happy to represent Jeff, just give me a shout, reasonable rates, I would do it for an interactive and pictoral presentation on boxers who only ever boxed in black and white.

Fist

Morning campers.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 7:58 am

rick_dagless wrote:I'd be happy to represent Jeff, just give me a shout, reasonable rates, I would do it for an interactive and pictoral presentation on boxers who only ever boxed in black and white.

Fist

Morning campers.

Morning Rick what a lovely gesture to start off the day. I would buy Rick a dag from a gypsy.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:06 am

Morning Shah what a lovely gesture to start off the day. I'd buy you a few boxes of ammunition of your choice.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:09 am

Morning TLD what a lovely gesture to start off the day. I'd spend a week doing hard labour for free, helping to build your house.

by **superflyweight** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:18 am

Morning all - I would upload pictures of the hot girl in our office capturing the sheer joy of her parading about in lycra after her morning cycle to work.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:22 am

Morning Jules. What a lovely gesture to start off the day. I'd spend a lifetime following you around and pretty much doing anything you asked such is the esteem I hold you in.

Morning superfly. In return, I would upload a picture of Kim picking out crumbs of various pastries from between her heaving cleavage.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:40 am

I am feeling the love on here today, morning Shah, T-Dog, Jules, super and Tino.

Hope you are all spiffing.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:41 am

rick_dagless wrote:I am feeling the love on here today, morning Shah, T-Dog, Jules, super and Tino.

Hope you are all spiffing.

You in the office today RickO or getting paid handsomely to sit at home?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:46 am

We're all spiffing rick, except Shah, who's spliffing.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:49 am

What lovely gestures to start off the day I would buy Julius a Tino restraining device, TLD can have my polish prisoners and Tino can have a Tino restraining device unlocker.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:50 am

Tino wrote:You in the office today RickO or getting paid handsomely to sit at home?

WFW today Tino mate, so getting someone else to cook for me.

Jules wrote:We're all spiffing rick, except Shah, who's spliffing.

Excellent work Jules, just excellent.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:52 am

Julius, rest assured out of all the infidels I would kill you last there's no need to sneak in posts when I'm not looking

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:07 am

I have killed the spirit of the thread...One less infidel to go although michaelsing the thread is a source of regret

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:14 am

I have a quiz for later, which should perk folk up...

by Guest Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:18 am

Is it a picture quiz featuring naked women of loose morals and even looser knicker elastic and we have to answer the question "Kissed or FIST?"

by **Union Cane** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:20 am

Morning all

I've gone soft, wore a coat to work this morning.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:23 am

DAVE wrote:Is it a picture quiz featuring naked women of loose morals and even looser knicker elastic and we have to answer the question "Kissed or FIST?"

I have a similar "Gash or Tash" round

Union wrote:I've gone soft, wore a coat to work this morning.

But a mans coat Union...

by **Union Cane** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:25 am

Oh yes, a man's coat, not a Jack Foreskin or anything like that though, I think it is from Debenhams.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:29 am

Bad Boys murdered on Wax and kill phuck with me
And get your caps peeled you know, see

Grab your glocks when you see Michaels
Call the cops when you see Michaels, uh
Who shot me, but your punks didn't finish
Now you 'bout to feel the wrath of a menace
n!gga, I hit 'em up!

Morning homies.

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