The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **Pal Joey** Wed 28 Jan 2015, 8:33 am

First topic message reminder :

seanmichaels wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Buenos días, los tres amigos.

I was caught up somewhere in the Milky Bar Way yesterday.

a dime for your thoughts?

Sometimes when this place gets kind of empty
Sound of their breath fades with the light

Are you hoping Michael Cadbury plays a scorcher tonight? It's just starting here.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 1:42 pm

kingraf wrote:No racist... I quite like the look of a young Michael Holding. Would have copied the side burns and such if my facial hair wasn't so damn patchy.

Hah Michaels! The only thing I've had whitened are my teeth.

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by **seanmichaels** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 1:51 pm

I wonder if Jeff got snowed in?

by kingraf Thu 29 Jan 2015, 1:59 pm

Holy phuck, Dennis Rodman looks a mess at the moment... Cavorting with Dictators, especially ones with crappy hairstyles is not good for your overall health

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 2:02 pm

seanmichaels wrote:I wonder if Jeff got snowed in?

He's probably punished TSMR for cavorting with a snowman and is hammering away in his smithy to create a shorter chain

by Guest Thu 29 Jan 2015, 2:13 pm

If she was welded to the sink like any decent Northern woman should be, he wouldn't have all this trouble. That's what you get for trying to be progressive, listening to jazz and consorting with Southerners

by **seanmichaels** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 2:15 pm

I'd quite like a northern bird. Had training the other day and there was a lovely buxom lady from Nottingham who came down. Lovely star tattoos on her wrists....

by **Union Cane** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 2:17 pm

seanmichaels wrote:I'd quite like a northern bird. Had training the other day and there was a lovely buxom lady from Nottingham who came down. Lovely star tattoos on her wrists....

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by Guest Thu 29 Jan 2015, 2:18 pm

I appreciate why you'd like them Sean, they are some of the finest women know to mankind but it's the possible diluting/infecting of the gene pool that we Northerners object to

by Guest Thu 29 Jan 2015, 2:19 pm

Union, I'm concerned about the stain on that photo...what HAVE you been doing with pictures of Galtova?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 2:19 pm

Nottingham isn't The North sean. It's in the Midlands - which is roughly in the middle of the land.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 2:24 pm

DAVE667 wrote:I appreciate why you'd like them Sean, they are some of the finest women know to mankind but it's the possible diluting/infecting of the gene pool that we Northerners object to

My genes are as northern as anyone's.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 2:25 pm

DAVE667 wrote:Union, I'm concerned about the stain on that photo...what HAVE you been doing with pictures of Galtova?

Looks like one of those poo prints you get in public toilets.

by **Union Cane** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 2:29 pm

I'll take your word for that, Sean.

by Guest Thu 29 Jan 2015, 2:35 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:I appreciate why you'd like them Sean, they are some of the finest women know to mankind but it's the possible diluting/infecting of the gene pool that we Northerners object to

My genes are as northern as anyone's.

Well they aren't as Northern as mine

by **seanmichaels** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 2:37 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:I appreciate why you'd like them Sean, they are some of the finest women know to mankind but it's the possible diluting/infecting of the gene pool that we Northerners object to

My genes are as northern as anyone's.
Well they aren't as Northern as mine

Selby is further north than Bradford.

by Guest Thu 29 Jan 2015, 2:38 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:I appreciate why you'd like them Sean, they are some of the finest women know to mankind but it's the possible diluting/infecting of the gene pool that we Northerners object to

My genes are as northern as anyone's.
Well they aren't as Northern as mine

Selby is further north than Bradford.

You can put a pig in a Stable sean, doesn't make it a horse!!
My Mum's from Durham and my Dad is Santa Claus...it's a northern as it gets

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 29 Jan 2015, 2:40 pm

Northern top trumps, brilliant.

I've p*ssed in a sink

Superfly is a jock and he has also p*ssed in a sink. Superfly wins.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 2:45 pm

I see your peed in a sink and raise you chips and gravy last night.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 2:53 pm

seanmichaels wrote:I see your peed in a sink and raise you chips and gravy last night.

Did you eat them afterwards?

by Guest Thu 29 Jan 2015, 2:55 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I see your peed in a sink and raise you chips and gravy last night.

Did you eat them afterwards?

What do you think he washed the chips and gravy down with?

by **seanmichaels** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 2:55 pm

A nice mellow red actually.

by Guest Thu 29 Jan 2015, 2:57 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Northern top trumps, brilliant.

I've p*ssed in a sink

Superfly is a jock and he has also p*ssed in a sink. Superfly wins.

SUPER doesn't win as A? He's a SCOT and B/ he draws the line at sh!tting in the sink claiming it makes the washing up more difficult

AHA...hoisted by your own petard as no self respecting Northerner would wash up

by Guest Thu 29 Jan 2015, 2:58 pm

seanmichaels wrote:A nice mellow red actually.

And you claim to be Northern?!?!?! C*nt!!!!

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 29 Jan 2015, 2:59 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Northern top trumps, brilliant.

I've p*ssed in a sink

Superfly is a jock and he has also p*ssed in a sink. Superfly wins.
SUPER doesn't win as A? He's a SCOT and B/ he draws the line at sh!tting in the sink claiming it makes the washing up more difficult

AHA...hoisted by your own petard as no self respecting Northerner would wash up

Your missus is from my side of the Pennines isn't she?

She must be a good solid lass. Did you headbutt her in a mosh pit and fall in love that way?

by **seanmichaels** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 3:00 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:A nice mellow red actually.
And you claim to be Northern?!?!?! C*nt!!!!

6 cans before, bottle of red after. can't drink lager after food.

by Guest Thu 29 Jan 2015, 3:01 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Northern top trumps, brilliant.

I've p*ssed in a sink

Superfly is a jock and he has also p*ssed in a sink. Superfly wins.
SUPER doesn't win as A? He's a SCOT and B/ he draws the line at sh!tting in the sink claiming it makes the washing up more difficult

AHA...hoisted by your own petard as no self respecting Northerner would wash up

Your missus is from my side of the Pennines isn't she?

She must be a good solid lass. Did you headbutt her in a mosh pit and fall in love that way?

No, we bonded after watching the Queen laughing as a black man was mauled by a Police dog

by Guest Thu 29 Jan 2015, 3:02 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:A nice mellow red actually.
And you claim to be Northern?!?!?! C*nt!!!!

6 cans before, bottle of red after. can't drink lager after food.

Lager? Like I said...c*nt!!!!!!!!!!!

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 29 Jan 2015, 3:02 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Northern top trumps, brilliant.

I've p*ssed in a sink

Superfly is a jock and he has also p*ssed in a sink. Superfly wins.
SUPER doesn't win as A? He's a SCOT and B/ he draws the line at sh!tting in the sink claiming it makes the washing up more difficult

AHA...hoisted by your own petard as no self respecting Northerner would wash up

Your missus is from my side of the Pennines isn't she?

She must be a good solid lass. Did you headbutt her in a mosh pit and fall in love that way?
No, we bonded after watching a Queen tribute act at G.A.Y

by Guest Thu 29 Jan 2015, 3:04 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Northern top trumps, brilliant.

I've p*ssed in a sink

Superfly is a jock and he has also p*ssed in a sink. Superfly wins.
SUPER doesn't win as A? He's a SCOT and B/ he draws the line at sh!tting in the sink claiming it makes the washing up more difficult

AHA...hoisted by your own petard as no self respecting Northerner would wash up

Your missus is from my side of the Pennines isn't she?

She must be a good solid lass. Did you headbutt her in a mosh pit and fall in love that way?
No, we bonded after watching a QUEEN tribute act at G.A.Y

by Rowley Thu 29 Jan 2015, 3:10 pm

Not snowed in Sean, just stupendously busy at work.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 3:17 pm

trottb wrote:
Coxy001 wrote:
trottb wrote:Poxy, my phone is playing up what did your PM say?

Nothing much, I'll also be seeing you in court by the way.

Think I'm joking?

Think I care?

No doubt you'll be representing yourself. Just one of your many skills. No doubting that you passed the 5 year course in a couple of months.

Tino, unleash the beast

by Rowley Thu 29 Jan 2015, 3:20 pm

Trott is genuinely a funny guy. He is in danger of becoming my new favourite poster.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 29 Jan 2015, 3:21 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
trottb wrote:
Coxy001 wrote:
trottb wrote:Poxy, my phone is playing up what did your PM say?

Nothing much, I'll also be seeing you in court by the way.

Think I'm joking?

Think I care?

No doubt you'll be representing yourself. Just one of your many skills. No doubting that you passed the 5 year course in a couple of months.

Tino, unleash the beast

I can't be bothered. He's not going to react, I've tried twice.

He must have promised Adam to be on his best behavior.

It would mean going back to the boxing board as well. I'm still smarting from being handed it by that mad f*cking leprechaun.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 3:21 pm

Rowley wrote:Trott is genuinely a funny guy. He is in danger of becoming my new favourite poster.

I will be gutted when I lose that position

by Rowley Thu 29 Jan 2015, 3:23 pm

I only pretend to like you on the off chance I will get some work off you Shah.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 29 Jan 2015, 3:25 pm

Rowley wrote:I only pretend to like you on the off chance I will get some work off you Shah.

And so he doesn't blow you up.

by Rowley Thu 29 Jan 2015, 3:26 pm

Dictionary definition of a win, win that Tina.

by Guest Thu 29 Jan 2015, 3:27 pm

Rowley wrote:I only pretend to like you on the off chance I will get some work off you Shah.

Why would you want a job cleaning up the remains of bomb victims after Shah has had his way?

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 3:28 pm

Rowley wrote:I only pretend to like you on the off chance I will get some work off you Shah.

The advice you gave me in pm, i've been doling it out to immigrants for £48 pounds an hour. Not only that i've been giving them discounts ahahahahaahah CRY ROWLEY CRYYYYYYY

by **seanmichaels** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 3:33 pm

Just had a look at the 'Big GC's' twitter. Not much material there.

by Rowley Thu 29 Jan 2015, 3:39 pm

Don't really understand it much, as I said at the time if you're that sensitve about your real identity being revealed don't pick a user name that is essentially your surname, tell people your hobbies and where you live. In terms of investigative work it will hardly take Woodward and Bernstein to get the bottom of that particular riddle will it.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 29 Jan 2015, 3:41 pm

Rowley wrote:Don't really understand it much, as I said at the time if you're that sensitve about your real identity being revealed don't pick a user name that is essentially your surname, tell people your hobbies and where you live. In terms of investigative work it will hardly take Woodward and Bernstein to get the bottom of that particular riddle will it.

My name is actually Tino Windows.

by Rowley Thu 29 Jan 2015, 3:45 pm

Say Angus Tino McWindows and you'd be a bit more accurate.

by **Union Cane** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 3:48 pm

Jock IrnBru Tino Sporran Haggis Windows McDonalds

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 29 Jan 2015, 3:50 pm

Union Cane wrote:Jock IrnBru Tino Sporran Haggis Windows McDonalds

You forgot cholesterol, deep fat fryer and sectarian hatred

by **seanmichaels** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 3:51 pm

bloody snowing here.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 3:54 pm

Snowing here as well

by **seanmichaels** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 3:57 pm

light covering darn sarf

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 29 Jan 2015, 3:57 pm

I'm not allowed to talk about snow.

All I ever get at home is "you know nothing about snow. Pathetic. Snow is when you can't open the front door and your whole car is buried for 2 months". Yadda yadda yadda.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 29 Jan 2015, 4:00 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm not allowed to talk about snow.

Not even if you let him play on his console?

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