The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Feb 20, 2015 6:37 pm

First topic message reminder :

We've all missed Tino this week. Everyone has said so, and I'd be putting this on record even if it weren't the thread split post. No, I would be, honestly.

by **seanmichaels** Thu Feb 26, 2015 12:37 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:4 Is probably cirrocumulonimbus

not cirrocumonyourlips?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Feb 26, 2015 12:41 pm

Cirrocumulus & Rattus Norvegicus - Shah.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Feb 26, 2015 12:52 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:4 Is probably cirrocumulonimbus

not cirrocumonyourlips?

No, not cirrocumupurbum either

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Feb 26, 2015 1:26 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:4 Is probably cirrocumulonimbus

not cirrocumonyourlips?

No, not cirrocumupurbum either

Good heavens, what's happened to this place.

You're better than this Jules. Leave the exposing of Sean's benderness to people like me.

by **seanmichaels** Thu Feb 26, 2015 1:45 pm

Affurs:

Spoiler:

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Feb 26, 2015 1:47 pm

Cliff richards

by **seanmichaels** Thu Feb 26, 2015 1:48 pm

incorrect although i have edited it

by **seanmichaels** Thu Feb 26, 2015 1:49 pm

and you should have a significant advantage on this one....

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Feb 26, 2015 1:52 pm

You've put a footballer in it.

You bastard.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Feb 26, 2015 1:52 pm

Footballer looks like Sun Ji Hai or Ji Sung Park

by **seanmichaels** Thu Feb 26, 2015 1:53 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Footballer looks like Sun Ji Hai

they do tend to look the same.......

incorrect though

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Feb 26, 2015 1:54 pm

Jihadi John.

by **seanmichaels** Thu Feb 26, 2015 1:54 pm

cheat.

by **superflyweight** Thu Feb 26, 2015 1:55 pm

Damn your fast fingers Tina.

by **seanmichaels** Thu Feb 26, 2015 1:55 pm

let's see your workings?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Feb 26, 2015 1:55 pm

Ji Sun Park then

by Rowley Thu Feb 26, 2015 1:57 pm

Fantastic on here today.

by **seanmichaels** Thu Feb 26, 2015 1:57 pm

JI sung park
matt HARDY
JOHN the baptist

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Feb 26, 2015 1:57 pm

seanmichaels wrote:let's see your workings?

I only really have 2.

The last picture must be John the Baptist. Then it was the dig at Shah.

Jihadi John has just been uncovered.

It has your MO all over it.

by Rowley Thu Feb 26, 2015 1:59 pm

Who is Matt Hardy?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Feb 26, 2015 2:00 pm

Rowley wrote:Who is Matt Hardy?

Indeed.

by **seanmichaels** Thu Feb 26, 2015 2:01 pm

A WRASSLER. Part of the Hardy Boys.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Feb 26, 2015 2:04 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Who is Matt Hardy?

Indeed.

It's a painter with a big c0 ck thus named in seans phone to distinguish him from men from other professions with big c0cks

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Feb 26, 2015 2:06 pm

seanmichaels wrote:A WRASSLER. Part of the Hardy Boys.

Here's the proof. There's a whole bunch of em.

by kingraf Thu Feb 26, 2015 2:31 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:
kingraf wrote:Oops, PM just escaped my clutches.

You really gave him a mauling the other day! Actually, a few maulings. That was quite impressive!

He really put his foot in it didn't he? The stats you provided (the farmer's ones and the other ones) proved your point fairly well. You certainly blew several lazy stereotype notions out of the water.

That bit where you said you woke up with some loon standing in the corner of your room with a machete (or was it just a knife?) must have been a chilling experience for you.

I reckon you should run for President... when the time is right.

Indeed... It was a rather comprehensive beatdown. Felt it as I read it. Generally leave the good beatdowns for Champagne Socialist, but he's no longer with us, and I felt like taking Truss to task.

The loon bit wasn't as scary as some would think. I'd literally just woken, and I don't remember any emotions, like fear or anything. I didn't even think "There's a man wielding a machete, and no one else in the house is making a noise, has he killed them". Just "How the fu.ck am I gonna get out of here?".

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Feb 26, 2015 3:33 pm

kingraf wrote:

The loon bit wasn't as scary as some would think. I'd literally just woken, and I don't remember any emotions, like fear or anything. I didn't even think "There's a man wielding a machete, and no one else in the house is making a noise, has he killed them". Just "How the fu.ck am I gonna get out of here?".

You woke up and there was a man in your room holding a big weapon?

by **superflyweight** Thu Feb 26, 2015 3:40 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
kingraf wrote:

The loon bit wasn't as scary as some would think. I'd literally just woken, and I don't remember any emotions, like fear or anything. I didn't even think "There's a man wielding a machete, and no one else in the house is making a noise, has he killed them". Just "How the fu.ck am I gonna get out of here?".

You woke up and there was a man in your room holding a big weapon?

Sean. School. 10 guys holding weapons.

You put the sentence together.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Feb 26, 2015 4:00 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
kingraf wrote:

The loon bit wasn't as scary as some would think. I'd literally just woken, and I don't remember any emotions, like fear or anything. I didn't even think "There's a man wielding a machete, and no one else in the house is making a noise, has he killed them". Just "How the fu.ck am I gonna get out of here?".

You woke up and there was a man in your room holding a big weapon?

Sean. School. 10 guys holding weapons.

You put the sentence together.

Do you think Raf could have given him a lethal blow if he was attacked?

Even if the guy was coming at him, really hard?

by **seanmichaels** Thu Feb 26, 2015 4:01 pm

We regularly had inter 'dorm' battles in the 3rd and 4th form. They could become rather heated.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Feb 26, 2015 4:02 pm

seanmichaels wrote:We regularly had inter 'dorm' battles in the 3rd and 4th form. They could become rather heated.

Did you skip into the rival dorm and towel whip their naked bottoms?

by Rowley Thu Feb 26, 2015 4:03 pm

seanmichaels wrote:We regularly had inter 'dorm' battles in the 3rd and 4th form. They could become rather heated.

You really don't help yourself on occasions.

by **seanmichaels** Thu Feb 26, 2015 4:05 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Do you think Raf could have given him a lethal blow if he was attacked?

Even if the guy was coming at him, really hard?

If he was forced to, he could. If it was absolutely necessary, if he was being attacked.

by **seanmichaels** Thu Feb 26, 2015 4:07 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:We regularly had inter 'dorm' battles in the 3rd and 4th form. They could become rather heated.

Did you skip into the rival dorm and towel whip their naked bottoms?

when we were 3rd form it would generally be defense. Doors would be barracaded, and the hole where the lock had been removed was used much like an arrow slit for anytning from bb guns of flaming aerosols. Terrific stuff.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Feb 26, 2015 4:07 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Do you think Raf could have given him a lethal blow if he was attacked?

Even if the guy was coming at him, really hard?

If he was forced to, he could. If it was absolutely necessary, if he was being attacked.

And do you think he could do it face to face with a bloke, or would he have to take him from behind?

by **seanmichaels** Thu Feb 26, 2015 4:08 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Do you think Raf could have given him a lethal blow if he was attacked?

Even if the guy was coming at him, really hard?

If he was forced to, he could. If it was absolutely necessary, if he was being attacked.

And do you think he could do it face to face with a bloke, or would he have to take him from behind?

Either ways easy.

by **superflyweight** Thu Feb 26, 2015 4:31 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:We regularly had inter 'dorm' battles in the 3rd and 4th form. They could become rather heated.

Did you skip into the rival dorm and towel whip their naked bottoms?

when we were 3rd form it would generally be defense. Doors would be barracaded, and the hole where the lock had been removed was used much like an arrow slit for anytning from bb guns of flaming aerosols. Terrific stuff.

Is that a euphemism for anal virginity?

by **seanmichaels** Thu Feb 26, 2015 4:32 pm

For fecks sakes.....

Sunday Jazz Buffet Lunch

Every Sunday the already buzzing Brasserie comes alive to the sounds of the fabulously talented 'Jubilee Jazz Trio'... as seen on TV (and radio!)

So whilst you enjoy the mouth-watering delights of the buffet - choose from traditional roasts and seasonal seafood dishes with all the trimmings - the jazz band will keep you entertained - they even do requests!

So if you're celebrating something special (or even if you're not!), book a table at the Sunday Jazz Lunch and enjoy the food and the fun!

by **superflyweight** Thu Feb 26, 2015 4:38 pm

seanmichaels wrote:For fecks sakes.....

Sunday Jazz Buffet Lunch

Every Sunday the already buzzing Brasserie comes alive to the sounds of the fabulously talented 'Jubilee Jazz Trio'... as seen on TV (and radio!)

So whilst you enjoy the mouth-watering delights of the buffet - choose from traditional roasts and seasonal seafood dishes with all the trimmings - the jazz band will keep you entertained - they even do requests!

So if you're celebrating something special (or even if you're not!), book a table at the Sunday Jazz Lunch and enjoy the food and the fun!

You could always ask them to be quiet.

by **seanmichaels** Thu Feb 26, 2015 4:40 pm

I will at £37 without drink. On during the rugby as well.

by **Pal Joey** Thu Feb 26, 2015 9:44 pm

superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:We regularly had inter 'dorm' battles in the 3rd and 4th form. They could become rather heated.

Did you skip into the rival dorm and towel whip their naked bottoms?

when we were 3rd form it would generally be defense. Doors would be barracaded, and the hole where the lock had been removed was used much like an arrow slit for anytning from bb guns of flaming aerosols. Terrific stuff.

Is that a euphemism for anal virginity?

Either that or some crude form of dormitory gloryhole.

OK... let's move on shall we?

by Rowley Fri Feb 27, 2015 8:46 am

Morning all

by **seanmichaels** Fri Feb 27, 2015 9:02 am

Morning Jeff. How is Yorkshire this morning?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Feb 27, 2015 9:10 am

Morning Jeff/sean

My part of Yorkshire is pretty nice today, and the first weekend in ages where nothing is planned... Happy days

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Feb 27, 2015 9:12 am

Good morning.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Feb 27, 2015 9:15 am

rick_dagless wrote:Happy days

Ayyyyyyyy!

by **superflyweight** Fri Feb 27, 2015 9:22 am

Morning all - let the festivities begin ahead of my birthday on Sunday.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Feb 27, 2015 9:27 am

Jules wrote:Ayyyyyyyy! OK

Exactly Jules...

Many Happy returns for the sabbath super... 2 cans of Tennants and the annual kicking of an Englishman?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Feb 27, 2015 9:29 am

superflyweight wrote:Morning all - let the festivities begin ahead of my birthday on Sunday.

Have a good one 'fly. Lots of beer & cake, then change your name to bantamweight.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Feb 27, 2015 9:33 am

superflyweight wrote:Morning all - let the festivities begin ahead of my birthday on Sunday.

37?

by **superflyweight** Fri Feb 27, 2015 9:37 am

Thanks Jules and Tina - I'll be drinking something and kicking someone that's for sure!

37 - age of the Gods. Live fast die old!

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