The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 09 Jun 2015, 7:56 am

First topic message reminder :

5. Civic

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 08 Jul 2015, 10:06 am

I found out recently that the Hanson song MMMbop was about the boys punching a meditating Buddhist monk

by Guest Wed 08 Jul 2015, 10:09 am

Thought that was the Dalai Lama Drama Ding Dong

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 08 Jul 2015, 10:11 am

DAVE wrote:Thought that was the Dalai Lama Drama Ding Dong

That was the 'B' side,

Apparently when the Dalai Lama has his teeth done, he never has anaesthetic, this is because he trancends dental medication

by Adam D Wed 08 Jul 2015, 10:12 am

superflyweight wrote:I almost sliced the top of my thumb off last week chopping carrots whilst drunk. Shah is most certainly to blame.

Carrots? Can you please hand in your Scotland Membership card at the door please.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 08 Jul 2015, 10:23 am

As an April Fools' Day joke in 2010, HANSON covered the song "WAIT AND BLEED" by the heavy METAL band SLIPKNOT.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 08 Jul 2015, 10:25 am

In May 2013, they launched their own beer: Mmmhops. The Hanson brothers partnered with craft beer company Mustang Brewing to create the drink as their way of raising a toast to their 21st anniversary.

by **superflyweight** Wed 08 Jul 2015, 10:35 am

Adam D wrote:
superflyweight wrote:I almost sliced the top of my thumb off last week chopping carrots whilst drunk. Shah is most certainly to blame.

Carrots? Can you please hand in your Scotland Membership card at the door please.

I thought they were strangely coloured chips.

by **superflyweight** Wed 08 Jul 2015, 10:36 am

superflyweight wrote:
Adam D wrote:
superflyweight wrote:I almost sliced the top of my thumb off last week chopping carrots whilst drunk. Shah is most certainly to blame.

Carrots? Can you please hand in your Scotland Membership card at the door please.

I thought they were strangely coloured chips.

and I was very drunk so Scotland should be proud.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 08 Jul 2015, 10:38 am

I find myself disappointed . I thought you were inflicting genocide on the gingers but no you're talking about actual carrots.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 08 Jul 2015, 10:39 am

Shah, am I correct in thinking that a portion of Iranians are natural copper tops?

by **Pal Joey** Wed 08 Jul 2015, 10:45 am

rick_dagless wrote:No excuse from the Antipodes, TLD should pull his finger out to be honest...

If only that pomadee person was around with their crazy kitchen talk.

Did you hear about this little beauty?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-06-21/spider-expert-hails-medicinal-possibilities-from-nt-tarantulas/6560978

Also some updates on the way spiders travel through the air the other day. Fascinating stuff.
The put their 2 front legs up vertically and use them as a sail to glide along their merry way.
I heard some landed in NZ. They sort of freeze (or go into some low energy torpor), then defrost coming down from higher altitudes and get the spinneret ready and primed to latch onto something when they sense a bit of land or a tree branch or something.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 08 Jul 2015, 10:50 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:
I heard some landed in NZ. They sort of freeze (or go into some low energy torpor), then defrost coming down from higher altitudes and get the spinneret ready and primed to latch onto something when they sense a bit of land or a tree branch or something.

We have that over here except they are from Africa and hide in the landing gear. Also not as good as at landing as the spiders seem to be.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 08 Jul 2015, 10:55 am

seanmichaels wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
I heard some landed in NZ. They sort of freeze (or go into some low energy torpor), then defrost coming down from higher altitudes and get the spinneret ready and primed to latch onto something when they sense a bit of land or a tree branch or something.

We have that over here except they are from Africa and hide in the landing gear. Also not as good as at landing as the spiders seem to be.

Yeah, I know. Their iPhones seem to throw them off balance.
Or they trip over their untied Nike Air Max 1 Premium shoelaces onto some cardboard boxes as that Customs guy opens the lorry door unexpectedly.

That such poor and desperate folk will go to extreme lengths just to get Ashes tickets. I feel so sorry for them all.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 08 Jul 2015, 11:01 am

Is windows in Taipei?

by Adam D Wed 08 Jul 2015, 11:13 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:They sort of freeze (or go into some low energy torpor), then defrost coming down from higher altitudes and get the spinneret ready and primed to latch onto something when they sense a bit of land or a tree branch or something.

So like Spiderman? or would that be Spiderspiderman?

by **Pal Joey** Wed 08 Jul 2015, 11:17 am

Hi Adam,
Yes like spiderman. Or Spiderspiderman.
I think they got the idea from their tiny ancestors and successfully copied and perfected it.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 08 Jul 2015, 11:20 am

Tino popped up in the football section last night. It was extremely uncomfortable

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 08 Jul 2015, 11:22 am

D'Zig wrote:Tino popped up in the football section last night. It was extremely uncomfortable

See earlier discussions Dolph...

That was the conclusion we came to.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 08 Jul 2015, 11:28 am

Just had a look. I was all set to give him some conversation later, but he's screwed himself with this bravado.

Yorkies are useless. Lyth gone as quick as the old DAVE when the sirens start blazing out.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 08 Jul 2015, 1:13 pm

Firecracker chicken soup which was rubbish, and a prawn sandwich because Wimbledon.

by Rowley Wed 08 Jul 2015, 1:13 pm

We'll have less of the Yorkie criticism you wrestling watching tool.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 08 Jul 2015, 1:18 pm

Bairstow needs to be in for Bell. Ginge for ginge.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 08 Jul 2015, 1:52 pm

Rule I've often heard for Yorkies. Same as the chocolate bar, you would be livid if your daughter came home with one.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 08 Jul 2015, 2:01 pm

wots da big oideeaa

by Guest Wed 08 Jul 2015, 2:06 pm

They're also infinitely more satisfying than anything else currently available hence the reason any sane woman would make that her first and only choice

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 08 Jul 2015, 2:49 pm

DAVE wrote:They're also infinitely more satisfying than anything else currently available hence the reason any sane woman would make that her first and only choice

Please see Joe Root carrying the England cricket team for a reference point...

by **seanmichaels** Wed 08 Jul 2015, 3:04 pm

And my sexual prowess....

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 08 Jul 2015, 3:14 pm

Joe Root is the wonderful exception to the rule. Babyfaced assassins like that are like a needle in a haystack

by **seanmichaels** Wed 08 Jul 2015, 3:50 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Joe Root is the wonderful exception to the rule. Babyfaced assassins like that are like a needle in a haystack

alright jimmy.....

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 08 Jul 2015, 4:08 pm

Whereas you're the babydicked assassin

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 08 Jul 2015, 4:25 pm

I do love Joe ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 09 Jul 2015, 12:38 am

Oi! Tino! Wake up you lazy bugger!

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu 09 Jul 2015, 2:48 am

Just wondering where that special case was.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 09 Jul 2015, 6:19 am

'sup Shah

Fist

by Guest Thu 09 Jul 2015, 7:12 am

Sicond....only awake cos wife sat on my bad foot. Off back to bed when she and the kids have left

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 09 Jul 2015, 7:14 am

Morning DAVE, foot aside, Bradders treating you well?

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 09 Jul 2015, 7:27 am

Morning RicKo

Dead morning and deader evening it looks like. Everyone working from home as tophat has gotten stuck in the tube again

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 09 Jul 2015, 7:36 am

I used to hate travelling to work on the tube, especially the Northern Line, if someone wants to jump, don't ruin my day.

On the plus side looks like it is warming up for the weekend...

by Rowley Thu 09 Jul 2015, 7:44 am

Morning all.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 09 Jul 2015, 7:58 am

Morning Rowley, We had another visitor today who insisted his name was pronounced Rowley, not Rowley. Are you picking up nasty little habits from Tino?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 09 Jul 2015, 8:29 am

Morning Jeffers...

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 09 Jul 2015, 8:45 am

Shah wrote:Morning Rowley, We had another visitor today who insisted his name was pronounced Rowley, not Rowley. Are you picking up nasty little habits from Tino?

Just heard a guy on the radio pronounce it Rowley and not Rowley.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 09 Jul 2015, 9:24 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Shah wrote:Morning Rowley, We had another visitor today who insisted his name was pronounced Rowley, not Rowley. Are you picking up nasty little habits from Tino?

Just heard a guy on the radio pronounce it Rowley and not Rowley.

Was it a posh Southern git? The type who says bath instead of bath?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 09 Jul 2015, 9:26 am

By the way - for all wordplay fans (which I know you all are) - check out my 'Wimbledon Day n' thread titles.
Self-important? Moi?

by Guest Thu 09 Jul 2015, 9:41 am

rick_dagless wrote:Morning DAVE, foot aside, Bradders treating you well?

No...everywhere is hilly which makes walking on crutches an absolute b*stard

by **seanmichaels** Thu 09 Jul 2015, 9:57 am

DAVE667 wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Morning DAVE, foot aside, Bradders treating you well?
No...everywhere is hilly which makes walking on crutches an absolute b*stard

Can't Jeff lend you his bathtub?

by Rowley Thu 09 Jul 2015, 10:03 am

And miss out on the radox and Kenny G Sean, not likely.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 09 Jul 2015, 10:06 am

Jeff wrote:By the way - for all wordplay fans (which I know you all are) - check out my 'Wimbledon Day n' thread titles.

Tabloidesque in their elegance Jeff, you should see if you could freelance for Raf's sports publication...

DAVE wrote:No...everywhere is hilly which makes walking on crutches an absolute b*stard

That is a problem with Yorkshire, everywhere is at the top of a hill, even the stuff at the bottom of the hill is at the top of a hill, it is like a fecking Escher drawing...

by Rowley Thu 09 Jul 2015, 10:13 am

rick_dagless wrote: it is like a fecking Escher drawing...

No that's culture.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 09 Jul 2015, 10:42 am

Jeffers wrote:No(w) that's culture.

We try occasionally...

I wonder if the cricket boards are as bad as the rugby boards during the Ashes?

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