The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Sonia is looking trim again, might be worth another crack?

I'm comfortable with my approach of not eating as much as I was when I was on holiday.

Probably the safest option super, and most likely won't end up with you getting all defensive about your sexuality and stuff...

Chicken, leek and potato pie. Spicy wedges, sweetcorn, mixed veg.

Lemon sponge for afters.

F*cking ace. 9.12214/10.

And no c*nt came and sat with me. All in all, almost the perfect lunch.

rick_dagless wrote:Probably the safest option super, and most likely won't end up with you getting all defensive about your sexuality and stuff...

Have you been on the ear piercing thread/ Raf revealed that he didn't have pierced ears but did have a pair of clip on diamond studs. What a cockwomble!

super wrote:Have you been on the ear piercing thread/ Raf revealed that he didn't have pierced ears but did have a pair of clip on diamond studs. What a cockwomble!

He does himself no favours that lad, and comes across as a stone cold atrocity at times...

Can I assume the diamond studs are for his ears...

I had a piece of my birthday cake for lunch. The best birthday cake ever!

Doesn't look like a huge amount of room for Mrs Windows to pop up out of it topless.

superflyweight wrote:Doesn't look like a huge amount of room for Mrs Windows to pop up out of it topless.  

I think Mrs Windows had that figurine of Groucho balanced between her boobs. She came home with icing all over them.

I am not letting a thread be michealsed by boobies.

Bog off, fly. I don't have diamond earrings. I have cubic zirconia earrings. I don't have anything diamond. Not even my watches have one diamond on them. I bought those earrings to take a stand against the blood diamond fiasco in Sierra Leone. Or Zimbabwe. I can't quite remember what the sales lady told me

JuliusHMarx wrote:

I had a piece of my birthday cake for lunch. The best birthday cake ever!

How was the party, Jules?

It's this Saturday Tino.

JuliusHMarx wrote:It's this Saturday Tino.

Shall I bring some red or white?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:It's this Saturday Tino.

Shall I bring some red or white?

Either is fine, thanks.

Not ether though

kingraf wrote:Bog off, fly. I don't have diamond earrings. I have cubic zirconia earrings.

Whew, that's a relief. For a moment there I thought you must look like a right tw@t.

If you work really hard on your isomers , you can get some nice you can get reasonable ethanol from dimethyl ether, Rick.

Could be an ideal beverage for a birthday then Raf, depends on your intentions I guess.

Tino, you sly dog, you never did reply to my comment about the Libertines at Glastonbury. Did you get a chance to have a look?

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Tino, you sly dog, you never did reply to my comment about the Libertines at Glastonbury. Did you get a chance to have a look?

I don't recall seeing a comment about the Libertines at Glastonbury. What was it?

Afternoon all.

Afternoon Jeff. You get stuck in the bath this morning?

Busy at work superfly. Just found out this morning we are all up for redundancy, so thought it appropriate to look a little busy.

Not good news Jeff. Hope it all works out well.

Sorry to hear that Jeffo. send me your cv and ill try and get you a job in the chip shop should the worst happen.

Cheers, not overly concerned. Been thinking of getting something new for a while anyway and looking on line employers seem pretty keen on candidates with an exhaustive knowledge of obscure black heavyweights from the early 20th century and useless pop music trivia. Fairly sure I have a skill set that will not see me struggle for too long.

Rowley wrote:Cheers, not overly concerned. Been thinking of getting something new for a while anyway and looking on line employers seem pretty keen on candidates with an exhaustive knowledge of obscure black heavyweights from the early 20th century and useless pop music trivia. Fairly sure I have a skill set that will not see me struggle for too long.

I'm on the edge of walking, Jeff. We could go into business together?

With your skill set and my comprehensive knowledge of global conflicts between 1914 and 1982 and arthropods, there must be something we can do together.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Cheers, not overly concerned. Been thinking of getting something new for a while anyway and looking on line employers seem pretty keen on candidates with an exhaustive knowledge of obscure black heavyweights from the early 20th century and useless pop music trivia. Fairly sure I have a skill set that will not see me struggle for too long.

I'm on the edge of walking, Jeff.  We could go into business together?

With your skill set and my comprehensive knowledge of global conflicts between 1914 and 1982 and arthropods, there must be something we can do together.

NHS success stories bring a tear to my eye

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Cheers, not overly concerned. Been thinking of getting something new for a while anyway and looking on line employers seem pretty keen on candidates with an exhaustive knowledge of obscure black heavyweights from the early 20th century and useless pop music trivia. Fairly sure I have a skill set that will not see me struggle for too long.

I'm on the edge of walking, Jeff.  We could go into business together?

With your skill set and my comprehensive knowledge of global conflicts between 1914 and 1982 and arthropods, there must be something we can do together.

NHS success stories bring a tear to my eye

l*l

That was pretty good Shah, Jules would be proud. I am pretty certain our business would be a roaring success Tina. Maybe a themed restaurant is the answer, given your brother and me are dangerously fat we must know something about food between us, you're also a bit of a wine buff/snob so I think we have pretty much all angles covered.

What exactly do you do tino something about trading commodities?

Rowley wrote:That was pretty good Shah, Jules would be proud. I am pretty certain our business would be a roaring success Tina. Maybe a themed restaurant is the answer, given your brother and me are dangerously fat we must know something about food between us, you're also a bit of a wine buff/snob so I think we have pretty much all angles covered.

That could work. The only issues I see are you and/or my brother eating too much produce, and the location of our place. You're unlikely to move south and I don't think, despite my wishes, I can persuade Mrs Windows to move north so that leaves Birmingham as the only option. Not sure I fancy that much.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Cheers, not overly concerned. Been thinking of getting something new for a while anyway and looking on line employers seem pretty keen on candidates with an exhaustive knowledge of obscure black heavyweights from the early 20th century and useless pop music trivia. Fairly sure I have a skill set that will not see me struggle for too long.

I'm on the edge of walking, Jeff.  We could go into business together?

With your skill set and my comprehensive knowledge of global conflicts between 1914 and 1982 and arthropods, there must be something we can do together.

NHS success stories bring a tear to my eye

Come to Brum Tino. You and Jeff. I'll ditch my crummy job and we can all work together on a new venture.

Nice one Shah.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Tino, you sly dog, you never did reply to my comment about the Libertines at Glastonbury. Did you get a chance to have a look?

I don't recall seeing a comment about the Libertines at Glastonbury.  What was it?

Nothing special, I'm a very consistent 5/10 commenter. Just thought you'd be happy to see them on stage. Was a good set too, and I quite like the new song.

ShahenshahG wrote:What exactly do you do tino something about trading commodities?

Precious metals, Shah.

I used to trade them happily but the market is now stuffed full of OxBridge graduates who all have wingding maths degrees and are glorified computer programmers. Great at writing complicated algorithms, f*cking useless at buying low, selling high which is fundamentally what we should be doing.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Tino, you sly dog, you never did reply to my comment about the Libertines at Glastonbury. Did you get a chance to have a look?

I don't recall seeing a comment about the Libertines at Glastonbury.  What was it?

Nothing special, I'm a very consistent 5/10 commenter. Just thought you'd be happy to see them on stage. Was a good set too, and I quite like the new song.

I haven't seen it, actually. I might have a look on that youtube tonight.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:What exactly do you do tino something about trading commodities?

Precious metals, Shah.  

I used to trade them happily but the market is now stuffed full of OxBridge graduates who all have wingding maths degrees and are glorified computer programmers.  Great at writing complicated algorithms, f*cking useless at buying low, selling high which is fundamentally what we should be doing.

Sounds like you don't really need to be employed? If you start your own business let me know so I can turn my 19.50 weekly surplus into riches. Iraqi museum pieces are going at an all time low rate and I want to build up a nice collection before we move into Iran. Iranian history is even richer than Iraqs.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote: f*cking useless at buying low, selling high which is fundamentally what we should be doing.

 So that's why Morgan Stanley sacked me. Have always wondered.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote: f*cking useless at buying low, selling high which is fundamentally what we should be doing.

 So that's why Morgan Stanley sacked me. Have always wondered.

It can't have been your personality so it must have been that.

Personal hygiene can never be ruled out.

Rowley wrote:Personal hygiene can never be ruled out.

You should be a model for radox

Michaelsed it.

Nipped the revival in the bud.

Just round up any old Disney merchandise you got, stuff is selling for hundreds at the moment.

I don't want my freedom
There's no reason for living with a broken heart.

This is a tricky situation -
I've only got myself to blame
It's just a simple fact of life
It can happen to anyone -

You win - you lose
It's a chance you have to take with love
Oh yeah - I fell in love
But now you say it's over and I'm falling apart.

It's a hard life
To be true lovers together
To love and live forever in each others hearts -
It's a long hard fight
To learn to care for each other
To trust in one another right from the start
When you're in love -

Phucking love freddie

I have knowledge of Floatels if anyone needs that kind of knowhow in a new venture?

Fist

(morning Shah)

I once worked as part of Ehrud Barak's security detail - that's got to be worth something to the modern consumer.

super wrote:I once worked as part of Ehrud Barak's security detail - that's got to be worth something to the modern consumer.

I am assuming surviving in Dundee gives you all the requisite skills super?

Morning mate