The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Alistair Wed 09 Sep 2015, 3:00 pm

First topic message reminder :

Rowley wrote:Why yes, Alistair, upon reflection I do believe i have been somewhat ignorant and uneducated in my stance on JFK and it is possible there was more than one shooter.

Thanks.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:44 pm

I don't offer anyone a choice. The modern Dolphin Ziggler is attracted by panicked breathing and the scent of fear.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu 17 Sep 2015, 12:44 pm

On that note, I'm glad Dave is back. He scares the bejesus out of most people and it really gets my motor running.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 17 Sep 2015, 1:01 pm

Hero wrote:I presume it's Syria based?

Incorrect. The answer is Julian Assange.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 17 Sep 2015, 1:29 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Hero wrote:I presume it's Syria based?

Incorrect. The answer is Julian Assange.

Please to explain. You know I can be a thicko at times.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 17 Sep 2015, 1:33 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Hero wrote:I presume it's Syria based?

Incorrect. The answer is Julian Assange.

Please to explain. You know I can be a thicko at times.

Gimme shelter - Ecuader Embassy
Down Under - He is an Aussie
Shade of Pale - he is virtually albino
Keep on runnin - he is on the run
Suicide Blonde - ref to his albinoism

by **Pal Joey** Thu 17 Sep 2015, 1:46 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:
Hero wrote:I presume it's Syria based?

Incorrect. The answer is Julian Assange.

Please to explain. You know I can be a thicko at times.

Gimme shelter - Ecuader Embassy
Down Under - He is an Aussie
Shade of Pale - he is virtually albino
Keep on runnin - he is on the run
Suicide Blonde - ref to his albinoism

That all makes perfect sense now.
By the way... do you think he might be digging a tunnel with some Ecuadorian cutlery? He's been in hiding for quite some time now.
My bet is that he will surface near Calais sometime in April 2017.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 17 Sep 2015, 1:49 pm

Seems a strange existence....

by **Pal Joey** Thu 17 Sep 2015, 1:56 pm

He's aged terribly...

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 17 Sep 2015, 2:54 pm

Sh*t on here today.

by Rowley Thu 17 Sep 2015, 2:55 pm

Completely michaelised.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 17 Sep 2015, 2:57 pm

Good quiz.

by **seanmichaels** Thu 17 Sep 2015, 2:59 pm

Been to the boozer every night this week to try to get a chick. Am I being unrealistis trying to cop off between the hours of 4.30-7pm?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 17 Sep 2015, 3:00 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Been to the boozer every night this week to try to get a chick. Am I being unrealistis trying to cop off between the hours of 4.30-7pm?

I don't think you really needed to add the time frame at the end of that sentence.

by Rowley Thu 17 Sep 2015, 3:01 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Been to the boozer every night this week to try to get a chick. Am I being unrealistis trying to cop off between the hours of 4.30-7pm?

I don't think you really needed to add the time frame at the end of that sentence.

SOL

by Rowley Thu 17 Sep 2015, 3:02 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Been to the boozer every night this week to try to get a chick. Am I being unrealistis trying to cop off between the hours of 4.30-7pm?

May I suggest dropping the word chick from your vocabulary may help your quest?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 17 Sep 2015, 3:03 pm

Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Been to the boozer every night this week to try to get a chick. Am I being unrealistis trying to cop off between the hours of 4.30-7pm?

May I suggest dropping the word chick from your vocabulary may help your quest?

'Cop off' as well.

Who the hell uses that anymore?

by Alistair Thu 17 Sep 2015, 3:42 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Been to the boozer every night this week to try to get a chick. Am I being unrealistis trying to cop off between the hours of 4.30-7pm?

Disappointing.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu 17 Sep 2015, 4:56 pm

Alistair wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Been to the boozer every night this week to try to get a chick. Am I being unrealistis trying to cop off between the hours of 4.30-7pm?

Disappointing.

There were bigger issues than spelling in that post.

by **Galted** Thu 17 Sep 2015, 5:17 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Been to the boozer every night this week to try to get a chick. Am I being unrealistis trying to cop off between the hours of 4.30-7pm?

Did you try OKCupid? If it's still like it was you don't have to pay and you get to see photos. And if you get enough responses you get upgraded so you get a better quality of gash. I wouldn't even bother bullsh1tting with your profile, they go for funny b@stards. I used to get loads of emails and texts though the adulation tended to die down a bit when I showed them photos of me that were clearer than the one I used for my profile.

by Rowley Thu 17 Sep 2015, 5:19 pm

Galted wrote: they go for funny b@stards.

Don't worry Sean, am sure some will still like you.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu 17 Sep 2015, 5:20 pm

Its good advice though, OKCupid is crawling with it. PlentyofFish is a lower standard but more birds.

Is that the right tone and language for Sean?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 7:25 am

Fist bitches. Another lovely Autumn morning. Grey skies dotted with blue becoming blue skies dotted with grey. No flights at the moment so you can hear birdsong and the pond water gently lapping against decking........ and some idiot has just driven into the barrier.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Sep 2015, 8:05 am

Morning Shah you zealot.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 8:09 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Morning Shah you zealot.

Morning Tino you asylum seeker.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 8:16 am

'sup benders.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Sep 2015, 8:17 am

seanmichaels wrote:'sup benders.

Alright bummer.

Plans for the weekend?

by **seanmichaels** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 8:20 am

First proper night out tonight in Reading. Supposed to be cutting a hedge on Saturday then seeing my brother and old man in Christchurch on Sunday. Yourself?

Dirty norveners http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-34269315

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 8:26 am

I always said you were on the cutting hedge sean.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Sep 2015, 8:28 am

seanmichaels wrote:First proper night out tonight in Reading. Supposed to be cutting a hedge on Saturday then seeing my brother and old man in Christchurch on Sunday. Yourself?

Dirty norveners http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-34269315

Watch yourself, Jeff!

Woburn safari park tomorrow and then my eldest has his first rugger game of the season Sunday so I'll be off to that.

You might bump into Sonia tonight?

by **seanmichaels** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 8:33 am

Does she live in Reading? Hopefully bump in to something.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Sep 2015, 8:36 am

seanmichaels wrote:Does she live in Reading? Hopefully bump in to something.

No idea. Was more in hope for you.

I think a good rutting would do wonders for your peace of mind.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 8:39 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Does she live in Reading? Hopefully bump in to something.

No idea. Was more in hope for you.

I think a good rutting would do wonders for your peace of mind.

Yeah, it's far better than meeting a nice girl and having a meaningful relationship.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 8:40 am

The thought of the effort required in terms of the deed itself and particularly conversation the morning after is putting me off.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 8:40 am

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Sep 2015, 8:41 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Does she live in Reading? Hopefully bump in to something.

No idea. Was more in hope for you.

I think a good rutting would do wonders for your peace of mind.

Yeah, it's far better than meeting a nice girl and having a meaningful relationship.

He is just coming out of a failed long term relationship. Let the lad enjoy himself.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 8:45 am

I wonder if Helen Mirren will be out in Reading tonight?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Sep 2015, 8:46 am

seanmichaels wrote:I wonder if Helen Mirren will be out in Reading tonight?

I'd do her as well. Not straight after, but I definitely would.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 8:48 am

I have just street viewed her place. Nice gaff

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 8:52 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Does she live in Reading? Hopefully bump in to something.

No idea. Was more in hope for you.

I think a good rutting would do wonders for your peace of mind.

Yeah, it's far better than meeting a nice girl and having a meaningful relationship.

He is just coming out of a failed long term relationship. Let the lad enjoy himself.

Just trying to look out for his best overall interests Tino. To me, sean is like the drunken, gay son I always wished I had.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 8:52 am

I'm not a bummer.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 8:56 am

More of a front end loader, right?

Good morning.

by Rowley Fri 18 Sep 2015, 9:00 am

Morning all.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Sep 2015, 9:00 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Does she live in Reading? Hopefully bump in to something.

No idea. Was more in hope for you.

I think a good rutting would do wonders for your peace of mind.

Yeah, it's far better than meeting a nice girl and having a meaningful relationship.

He is just coming out of a failed long term relationship. Let the lad enjoy himself.

Just trying to look out for his best overall interests Tino. To me, sean is like the drunken, gay son I always wished I had.

Am I like a son to you?

We are coming at this from different angles as I see Sean as the drunken, gay brother I always wished I had.

by Rowley Fri 18 Sep 2015, 9:01 am

I view him as the drunken gay friend I am always glad I never had.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 9:02 am

Bog off Jeff.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 9:03 am

He is like the slow orthodox left arm bowling brother I always wished I had.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Sep 2015, 9:04 am

Rowley wrote:I view him as the drunken gay friend I am always glad I never had.

You're like a brother to me, Jeff.

Slightly fatter and uglier but a brother I still love dearly.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 9:04 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Does she live in Reading? Hopefully bump in to something.

No idea. Was more in hope for you.

I think a good rutting would do wonders for your peace of mind.

Yeah, it's far better than meeting a nice girl and having a meaningful relationship.

He is just coming out of a failed long term relationship. Let the lad enjoy himself.

Just trying to look out for his best overall interests Tino. To me, sean is like the drunken, gay son I always wished I had.

Am I like a son to you?

We are coming at this from different angles as I see Sean as the drunken, gay brother I always wished I had.

You're not like a son to me Tino - it would be like sleeping with my daughter-in-law.

by Rowley Fri 18 Sep 2015, 9:04 am

I thought you already had a fatter and uglier brother Tina.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Sep 2015, 9:05 am

Autumn:

This morning

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