The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Guest Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:49 am

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seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:I'm trying to help Sean, genuinely believe eliminating such phrases from your vocabulary might assist you.

I am very polite in real life. Helped a blind lady on a train yesterday.

She wanted to get into a taxi though

by **Union Cane** Wed 23 Sep 2015, 2:38 pm

Its all over the front page.

by Alistair Wed 23 Sep 2015, 2:41 pm

She's a bit shagged now, ever since Gianni from 'enders got his hands on 'er.

Beppe wasn't happy.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 23 Sep 2015, 2:42 pm

Fury is kind of Keith chegwin funny.

by Alistair Wed 23 Sep 2015, 2:45 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Fury is kind of Keith chegwin funny.

So, not funny?

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 23 Sep 2015, 2:49 pm

Alistair wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Fury is kind of Keith chegwin funny.

So, not funny?

No - hint of amusement but you know he stole someone else's joke.

by Alistair Wed 23 Sep 2015, 2:52 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Alistair wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Fury is kind of Keith chegwin funny.

So, not funny?

No - hint of amusement but you know he stole someone else's joke.

I always thought he was an unfunny, fat, arrogant, cockwomble.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 23 Sep 2015, 2:53 pm

Alistair wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Alistair wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Fury is kind of Keith chegwin funny.

So, not funny?

No - hint of amusement but you know he stole someone else's joke.

I always thought he was an unfunny, fat, arrogant, cockwomble.

Then you met tophat?

by Rowley Wed 23 Sep 2015, 2:53 pm

Alistair wrote:
Hibbz wrote:
By the way what are Man Utd's redeeming features?

They honestly don't have any.

Ryan Giggs sh*gged his brothers missus, which is pretty funny however you choose to look at it.

by Alistair Wed 23 Sep 2015, 2:55 pm

Rowley wrote:
Alistair wrote:
Hibbz wrote:
By the way what are Man Utd's redeeming features?

They honestly don't have any.

Ryan Giggs sh*gged his brothers missus, which is pretty funny however you choose to look at it.

That's more the person than the club though.

by Rowley Wed 23 Sep 2015, 2:59 pm

OK Alistair, they are not Liverpool, that is a redeeming feature.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 23 Sep 2015, 3:01 pm

Rowley wrote:OK Alistair, they are not Liverpool, that is a redeeming feature.

SerialDave will kill you

by Alistair Wed 23 Sep 2015, 3:05 pm

Rowley wrote:OK Alistair, they are not Liverpool, that is a redeeming feature.

Are you really trying to find reasons to 'like' Manchester United?

For shame, Rowley.

by Rowley Wed 23 Sep 2015, 3:07 pm

You asked, I have to field the questions when they come.

by Alistair Wed 23 Sep 2015, 3:08 pm

I didn't ask. I answered.

by Hibbz Wed 23 Sep 2015, 3:10 pm

I thought Chegwin was quite funny on big breakfast. Then again I though Johnny Vaughan was funny then and look at him now? C0ckwombler Extraordinaire.

Van Outen then Sean, what do your minge reading skills lead you to believe?

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 23 Sep 2015, 3:10 pm

Then you were corrected

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 23 Sep 2015, 3:14 pm

Hibbz wrote:I thought Chegwin was quite funny on big breakfast. Then again I though Johnny Vaughan was funny then and look at him now? C0ckwombler Extraordinaire.

Van Outen then Sean, what do your minge reading skills lead you to believe?

seanmichaels wrote:Van Outen? is that all ? I can outen a tank.

by Alistair Wed 23 Sep 2015, 3:15 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Then you were corrected

I dispute this fact.

There is nothing remotely appealing or redeeming about them. With a fat headed, granny banging, foul mouthed toss piece as Captain, that dutch f*cknugget as manager.

Liverpool are hardly a fair comparison, as they are just as hated as United.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 23 Sep 2015, 3:22 pm

Alistair wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Then you were corrected

I dispute this fact.

There is nothing remotely appealing or redeeming about them. With a fat headed, granny banging, foul mouthed toss piece as Captain, that dutch f*cknugget as manager.

Liverpool are hardly a fair comparison, as they are just as hated as United.

You've acknowledged that it is a fact.

You have been pw*ed by Jeff

by Alistair Wed 23 Sep 2015, 3:24 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Alistair wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Then you were corrected

I dispute this fact.

There is nothing remotely appealing or redeeming about them. With a fat headed, granny banging, foul mouthed toss piece as Captain, that dutch f*cknugget as manager.

Liverpool are hardly a fair comparison, as they are just as hated as United.

You've acknowledged that it is a fact.

You have been pw*ed by Jeff

Well played.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 23 Sep 2015, 3:27 pm

Hibbz wrote:I thought Chegwin was quite funny on big breakfast. Then again I though Johnny Vaughan was funny then and look at him now? C0ckwombler Extraordinaire.

Van Outen then Sean, what do your minge reading skills lead you to believe?

Bald as a coot.

by Alistair Wed 23 Sep 2015, 3:32 pm

seanmichaels wrote:
Hibbz wrote:I thought Chegwin was quite funny on big breakfast. Then again I though Johnny Vaughan was funny then and look at him now? C0ckwombler Extraordinaire.

Van Outen then Sean, what do your minge reading skills lead you to believe?

Bald as a coot.

Enough about you, what about DVO?

by Hibbz Wed 23 Sep 2015, 3:37 pm

It's as ferocious as a coot as well I'd hazard a guess. I'd be put off by the thought that ar$efish from Jamiroquai had been there myself.

Do you think he wears a woollen johnny to match the one on his other head?

by Rowley Wed 23 Sep 2015, 3:42 pm

I feel the same about Katy Perry Hibbz. Russell Brand has soiled her. Am sure she is gutted a fat middle aged idiot is not willing to sleep with her but such is life.

by Alistair Wed 23 Sep 2015, 3:46 pm

Rowley wrote:I feel the same about Katy Perry Hibbz. Russell Brand has soiled her. Am sure she is gutted a fat middle aged idiot is not willing to sleep with her but such is life.

Yes, but just cause she won't sleep with sean doesn't mean you've not got a chance.

by Rowley Wed 23 Sep 2015, 3:48 pm

I can't do it Alistair, besides she is not in the top five so to do so would constitute cheating on TSMR.

by Alistair Wed 23 Sep 2015, 3:49 pm

Rowley wrote:I can't do it Alistair, besides she is not in the top five so to do so would constitute cheating on TSMR.

Who is the Top 5, dare i ask?

by **seanmichaels** Wed 23 Sep 2015, 3:50 pm

Alistair wrote:
Rowley wrote:I feel the same about Katy Perry Hibbz. Russell Brand has soiled her. Am sure she is gutted a fat middle aged idiot is not willing to sleep with her but such is life.

Yes, but just cause she won't sleep with sean doesn't mean you've not got a chance.

Don't knock it son. I am in the fortunate position of being attractive both to young and old. Good solid age.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 23 Sep 2015, 3:51 pm

1. Barrymore
2. Deschanel
3. Love
4. Judd
5. Mirren

by Alistair Wed 23 Sep 2015, 3:52 pm

seanmichaels wrote:1. Barrymore
2. Deschanel
3. Love
4. Judd
5. Mirren

Drew
Zooey
Courtney
Ashley
Dame Helen

?

by Rowley Wed 23 Sep 2015, 3:53 pm

Alistair wrote:
Rowley wrote:I can't do it Alistair, besides she is not in the top five so to do so would constitute cheating on TSMR.

Who is the Top 5, dare i ask?

Charlize Theron and Eva Mendez are definitely in there. Not too sure on the other three, and also to answer so quickly with all five suggests I have really given the topic a lot of thought, which is a bit tragic. As an aside we saw Jamie Redknapp at a fight, who TSMR loves. I told her to go off and try her luck, as he is in her top five, so in the unlikely event Eva goes drinking round Rotherham I am completely in the clear to go an weave my magic with no fear of repercussions.

by Hibbz Wed 23 Sep 2015, 3:54 pm

seanmichaels wrote:1. Barrymore
2. Deschanel
3. Love
4. Judd
5. Mirren

Snigger. Alright up the back?

by Rowley Wed 23 Sep 2015, 3:54 pm

Surely we're not all going to leave the Barrymore comment hanging without one of us saying Michael. Come on, who wants this one?

by Rowley Wed 23 Sep 2015, 3:55 pm

Good work Hibbz. Hate to see an opportunity go begging.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 23 Sep 2015, 3:56 pm

That should have been beneath you.

by Hibbz Wed 23 Sep 2015, 3:57 pm

Like Withe & Shaw Rowley.

by Rowley Wed 23 Sep 2015, 3:58 pm

You've just made a largely unprecedented move up the league table Hibbz. From someone I forgot to include last time to top five is remarkable stuff.

by Hibbz Wed 23 Sep 2015, 4:02 pm

A badge and a top 5 placing!! It really has been an incredible and wonderful week.

by **Union Cane** Wed 23 Sep 2015, 4:03 pm

seanmichaels wrote:1. Barrymore
2. Deschanel
3. Love
4. Judd
5. Mirren

1. Michael
2. Didier
3. Peter N'D
4. Trump
5. St.

by Alistair Wed 23 Sep 2015, 4:04 pm

Union Cane wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:1. Barrymore
2. Deschanel
3. Love
4. Judd
5. Mirren

3. Peter N'D
.

l*l

by Hibbz Wed 23 Sep 2015, 4:08 pm

Union Cane wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:1. Barrymore
2. Deschanel
3. Love
4. Judd
5. Mirren

1. Michael
2. Didier
3. Peter N'D
4. Trump
5. St.

Amusing.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 23 Sep 2015, 4:38 pm

Does he know Peter Ndlovu?

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 23 Sep 2015, 4:39 pm

Talking about people who should be drafted into the CC

Pr4wn wrote:Also, under the recipes section, it should read "indulge your inner gourmand".

Gourmet is an adjective

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 23 Sep 2015, 5:01 pm

He's a bit too strict dolphin or is he just being a bitch to tophat.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 23 Sep 2015, 5:53 pm

TopHat specifically, I believe. And I believe that based on very good reasoning!

Tino telling all about the integrity of the Culture Cup 2.0. There was a sudden change in voting pattern towards the end when Hero's picks were more obvious. No rules broken, but definitely an interest in who may beat Hero and what their pick might be.

by **Galted** Wed 23 Sep 2015, 5:59 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:TopHat specifically, I believe. And I believe that based on very good reasoning!

Tino telling all about the integrity of the Culture Cup 2.0. There was a sudden change in voting pattern towards the end when Hero's picks were more obvious. No rules broken, but definitely an interest in who may beat Hero and what their pick might be.

And there was a campaign throughout the "competition" to deny me any votes. I took it on the chin and just got on with it in silence because I'm not one to complain or level accusations but it was inevitable that, at some stage, the truth would be revealed.

by **Hero** Wed 23 Sep 2015, 6:03 pm

There was clearly a ABH campaign towards the end of CC2.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 23 Sep 2015, 6:05 pm

Galted wrote:
Dolphin Ziggler wrote:TopHat specifically, I believe. And I believe that based on very good reasoning!

Tino telling all about the integrity of the Culture Cup 2.0. There was a sudden change in voting pattern towards the end when Hero's picks were more obvious. No rules broken, but definitely an interest in who may beat Hero and what their pick might be.

And there was a campaign throughout the "competition" to deny me any votes. I took it on the chin and just got on with it in silence because I'm not one to complain or level accusations but it was inevitable that, at some stage, the truth would be revealed.

I don't want to go into the details, but Tino has been known to pay money from the CC "Christmas Party Fund" to ensure you get no votes.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 23 Sep 2015, 6:07 pm

Hero wrote:There was clearly a ABH campaign towards the end of CC2.

But enough about what that child did to Tino...

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 23 Sep 2015, 7:23 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:
Hero wrote:There was clearly a ABH campaign towards the end of CC2.

But enough about what that child did to Tino...

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