The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:I'm trying to help Sean, genuinely believe eliminating such phrases from your vocabulary might assist you.

I am very polite in real life. Helped a blind lady on a train yesterday.

She wanted to get into a taxi though

Mornin all

Fist.

Early, rICk.

Good morning to you.

Wet dahn sarf.

Pleasant up here, starting to get autumnal though, which is nice...

Did you see the Tyson Fury presser?

I saw it crackers.

Wetter than Sonia Jackson at a brass band concert down here.

rick_dagless wrote:Pleasant up here, starting to get autumnal though, which is nice...

Did you see the Tyson Fury presser?

Saw snippets on Sky Sports News but not the whole thing.

I wonder what Homourless Halfwit Hammersmith Harrier thought of it all?

Are you trying to insult his honour or his humour?

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Are you trying to insult his honour or his humour?

Not sure really. Just generally being insulting.

Your badge is excellent, by the way.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Your badge is excellent, by the way.

Adam on top form recently. He's found his calling.

People:

Spoiler:

Eid Mubarak Shah, morning to the rest of you.

Morning Jeff.

Morning Tina, are we well?

Wonderful, thanks.

You?

seanmichaels wrote:People:

Spoiler:

Somebody Andolphson

Steady as Tina, penultimate day at work.

Rowley wrote:Steady as Tina, penultimate day at work.

You having a farewell do or not?

Tomorrow night, so tomorrow may be unproductive even by my standards.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:People:

Spoiler:

Somebody Andolphson

It is good but it is not right.

Surprised Jeff hasn't got the musician.

seanmichaels wrote:People:

Spoiler:

Finnant Dragoson.

Google's 'search by image' is great.

Rowley wrote:Tomorrow night, so tomorrow may be unproductive even by my standards.

I have 3 leaving do's. 2nd next week on a fecking wednesday. Thursday could be interesting as I intend to get blind.

Dolph
Finn
Z
Glare

Very clever, sean.

Morning.

Alistair wrote:Very clever, sean.

Morning.

Putting the pictures in the wrong order was fiendishly clever.

I actually have a dating update. I may go out for a drink with a shameless bit of old school (50, mini skirt and knee high boots). Boat is a bit weathered, but the rest of the package is in good nick.

seanmichaels wrote:I may go out for a drink with a shameless bit of old school

Your House Master?

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I may go out for a drink with a shameless bit of old school

Your House Master?

Nah, some rich divorcee

seanmichaels wrote:I actually have a dating update. I may go out for a drink with a shameless bit of old school (50, mini skirt and knee high boots). Boat is a bit weathered, but the rest of the package is in good nick.

May.

That's not an update, that's you highlighting your inability to make a decision. I got some last night, so I can no longer sympathise with you.

Sort your sh*t out and get laid for god sake.

Alistair wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I actually have a dating update. I may go out for a drink with a shameless bit of old school (50, mini skirt and knee high boots). Boat is a bit weathered, but the rest of the package is in good nick.

May.

That's not an update, that's you highlighting your inability to make a decision. I got some last night, so I can no longer sympathise with you.

Sort your sh*t out and get laid for god sake.

Bit random on a Wednesday night. Did you pay?

seanmichaels wrote:

Alistair wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I actually have a dating update. I may go out for a drink with a shameless bit of old school (50, mini skirt and knee high boots). Boat is a bit weathered, but the rest of the package is in good nick.

May.

That's not an update, that's you highlighting your inability to make a decision. I got some last night, so I can no longer sympathise with you.

Sort your sh*t out and get laid for god sake.

Bit random on a Wednesday night. Did you pay?

Nah, the better half bought me a KFC.

Rowley wrote:Eid Mubarak Shah, morning to the rest of you.

Khair Mubarak to you all and morning tino

On a Wednesday, that is a game changer. Who gets some on a Wednesday. It's like having Callum Best on the forum.

I was more interested in the KFC.

Was it a large bucket?

seanmichaels wrote:Was it a large bucket?

Probably not as large as your 50 something divorcee, sean.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Rowley wrote:Eid Mubarak Shah, morning to the rest of you.

Khair Mubarak to you all and morning tino

What have you got planned for the day Shah? Nightmare getting to work today, bit of a worship centre at the end of the road. Was I not such a nice guy could have been like a racist version of Death Race 2000.

Rowley wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Rowley wrote:Eid Mubarak Shah, morning to the rest of you.

Khair Mubarak to you all and morning tino

What have you got planned for the day Shah? Nightmare getting to work today, bit of a worship centre at the end of the road. Was I not such a nice guy could have been like a racist version of Death Race 2000.

Day in bed smoking weed while my family all go out. First holiday this year and my body has decided I ought not move all week.

Was just watching the classic 'Burning Down the House' collaboration between Tom Jones and Nina Persson of The Cardigans, she was stunning back then. Not so much now. Shame.

What a track.

Indeed. As is 'Mama Told Me Not to Come'.

Alistair wrote:Was just watching the classic 'Burning Down the House' collaboration between Tom Jones and Nina Persson of The Cardigans, she was stunning back then. Not so much now. Shame.

Wendy James from Transvision Vamp. She was responsible for emptying a lot of teenagers sacks back in the day. Oh baby.....

Spoiler:

I was never bothered with her Sean, think because I hated her music that much it kind of put me off her.

The music was alright. Better than any of the cr@p out nowadays. Thought I'd give Radio 1 breakfast show a run last week. Turned it off after 3 songs. Tripe.

Was in love with Gwen StefanI Kristen kreuk or the lead singer of Eternal. Was also obsessed with seven of nine.

ShahenshahG wrote:Was in love with Gwen StefanI Kristen kreuk or the lead singer of Eternal. Was also obsessed with seven of nine.

Smallville bird?

I think so oriental looking one.

Googled Kreuk. Tenapenny.

Yeah, she was ok.

Going back a bit, the blonde from Under Siege, Elena Eleniak (?) was tidy. As was/is the wonderful Amber Newman.

Eleniak a tidy all round package especially with the short hair.

Can anyone join in the fit women banter or just closet homos like Sean?

Alicia Silverstone. Heather Graham.