The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:I'm trying to help Sean, genuinely believe eliminating such phrases from your vocabulary might assist you.

I am very polite in real life. Helped a blind lady on a train yesterday.

She wanted to get into a taxi though

My comment was designed to hurt you. It did not require me to be privy to any of your bellendishness.

Alistair wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Alistair wrote:You listen to sh*t music.

I wouldn't expect you to understand it.

Understand it? You listen to music, Rowley. You form an emotional connection with music. You don't understand it.

Your passion for integrity in forum based competitions and ironfisted rule following is undermined by your blatant snobbery.

This is what people who don't understand it say, it's akin to someone who never wins saying "it's not the winning that matters, it's the taking part".

ShahenshahG wrote:

Alistair wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Alistair wrote:You listen to sh*t music.

I wouldn't expect you to understand it.

Understand it? You listen to music, Rowley. You form an emotional connection with music. You don't understand it.

Your passion for integrity in forum based competitions and ironfisted rule following is undermined by your blatant snobbery.

This is what people who don't understand it say, it's akin to someone who never wins saying "it's not the winning that matters, it's the taking part".

Is that what you say at the beheadings you attend?

I'll have you know I have extraordinary taste in music. It spans both generations and genres (obviously not METAL, which I have inevitably grown out of)

Rowley wrote:I'll have you know I have extraordinary taste in music. It spans both generations and genres (obviously not METAL, which I have inevitably grown out of)

I'm sorry, i'm sorry. All i read was 'I'm a snob. A snob, a snob, a snob'.

Good, important that you can understand subtext.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Alistair wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Alistair wrote:You listen to sh*t music.

I wouldn't expect you to understand it.

Understand it? You listen to music, Rowley. You form an emotional connection with music. You don't understand it.

Your passion for integrity in forum based competitions and ironfisted rule following is undermined by your blatant snobbery.

This is what people who don't understand it say, it's akin to someone who never wins saying "it's not the winning that matters, it's the taking part".

Is that what you say at the beheadings you attend?

Only if its caused by a headbutt.

I hope the argument between Alistair and Jeff doesn't get any worse. I'd hate to have to post a warning in red. For Jeff's sake I prefer to stick to some kind of blue.

Rowley wrote:Good, important that you can understand subtext.

I won't fall for your compliments, Rowley.

There is no subject Jules cannot do puns on. For the philistines on here that was a jazz based pun. It referenced Miles Davis' seminal album Kind Of Blue.

I've forgotten what we were arguing over anyway.

Rowley wrote:There is no subject Jules cannot do puns on. For the philistines on here that was a jazz based pun. It referenced Miles Davis' seminal album Kind Of Blue.

It's also a very fluid album. It's a seminal, fluid album.

I was arguing because I only have one day left at work and need to kill time. Can't comment on your behalf.

Rowley wrote:There is no subject Jules cannot do puns on. For the philistines on here that was a jazz based pun. It referenced Miles Davis' seminal album Kind Of Blue.

You've ruined it by pointing it out. Let whoever gets it enjoy it and whoever doesn't, figure it out.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Rowley wrote:There is no subject Jules cannot do puns on. For the philistines on here that was a jazz based pun. It referenced Miles Davis' seminal album Kind Of Blue.

It's also a very fluid album. It's a seminal, fluid album.

See what you're saying Shah but did not want such a good pun only being appreciated by the limited number of people who would have picked up on the reference. It deserved better. Also wanted to enjoy patronising people.

Rowley wrote:I was arguing because I only have one day left at work and need to kill time. Can't comment on your behalf.

I was trying to finish my Subway that i really didn't need after eating 3 slices of Domino's prior to that.

Procrastinating it's probably the best word to describe this.

Miles Davis was apparently a complete b@stard.

Once read that someone approached him when he was getting on in years to tell him that their mother knew Miles when he was younger. He asked for the mother's name and once it was given, replied "yeah, I f*cked the bitch".

I have just spoken to the biggest cnut of a client I have come across in 8 years. What a cnut. I am going to sh!t on his doorstep.

Alistair wrote:

Rowley wrote:I was arguing because I only have one day left at work and need to kill time. Can't comment on your behalf.

I was trying to finish my Subway that i really didn't need after eating 3 slices of Domino's prior to that.

Procrastinating it's probably the best word to describe this.

Alistair, are you fat?

seanmichaels wrote:

Alistair wrote:

Rowley wrote:I was arguing because I only have one day left at work and need to kill time. Can't comment on your behalf.

I was trying to finish my Subway that i really didn't need after eating 3 slices of Domino's prior to that.

Procrastinating it's probably the best word to describe this.

Alistair, are you fat?

No mate.

Should be, but i'm not.

Careful Alistair.  This is how it starts.

He asks a few questions, makes a few assumptions and the next thing you know, your inbox is bombarded with pictures of his flaccid p*nis..

superflyweight wrote:Miles Davis was apparently a complete b@stard.  

Once read that someone approached him when he was getting on in years to tell him that their mother knew Miles when he was younger.  He asked for the mother's name and once it was given, replied "yeah, I f*cked the bitch".  

I hate how whoever writes about dead celebrities always points how they were caring funny guys when they were complete c*nts.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Careful Alistair.  This is how it starts.

He asks a few questions, makes a few assumptions and the next thing you know, your inbox is bombarded with pictures of his flaccid p*nis..

I got that when i gave him relationship advice.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Careful Alistair.  This is how it starts.

He asks a few questions, makes a few assumptions and the next thing you know, your inbox is bombarded with pictures of his flaccid p*nis..

Typical Michaels put his nob in spam

Quite mettlesome on here today. Verging on truculent as Union would say.

Peter Sellers was a nasty piece of work but I enjoyed a couple of his scenes in The Party.

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No. Phuck off and learn to spell correctly.

Your welcome.

I voted anyway.
Also voted for Tino in the Best New Football Blog.

seanmichaels wrote:I have just spoken to the biggest cnut of a client I have come across in 8 years. What a cnut. I am going to sh!t on his doorstep.

Elaborate?

ShahenshahG wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:I have just spoken to the biggest cnut of a client I have come across in 8 years. What a cnut. I am going to sh!t on his doorstep.

Elaborate?

Don't think it needs to be elaborate. A nice simple sh1t will get the message across.

Ha

I'm now picturing Michaels delicately curling one off and sticking a flag in it.

Union Cane wrote:I'm now picturing Michaels delicately curling one off and sticking a flag in it.

The sh*t spangled banner?

seanmichaels wrote:Where's Galted?

Spoiler:

Idiot.

Union Cane wrote:"Hello 606V2er, Hope your well?"

"Being nominated will help rise the profile of the V2 Fourm and the V2 Journal"

Need to raise their standards if they want to improve their profile. I'd be all fourm it... if it wasn't run by a complete bunch of idiots.

I feel so arse-shammed

The best things in life are free now that I've discovered what you mean to me. The best things in life are free now that we got each other the best things in life are free.

sean wrote:Good. Did you ever watch Game On? Brilliant. They used to call me Matt at University.

Game on that was it, could not remember it...

Morning all

Fist

Morning Rick. Just a brief visit for me as I'm heading to the arse end of sarf larndon

Morning mate, work or pleasure today?

Morning all . Last day at work!

Old man supposed to have an op yesterday but cancelled. They were gonna cement ihqis vertebrae as the spread has caused some to go to mush. Spending morning with him before brother comes to pick him up.

I trust you will remain professional jeffrey

Ah well I hope it goes all well for him sean, my friend had something similar done and swears by it now.

You any plans for the weekend?

Morning Jeffers, F***ing wreck the place, really F**k it up, go out in a blaze of glory!

Day off as result today. Cutting a lawn and a hedge tomorrow then getting arsefaced at a mates for the rugby. Sunday at the cricket club doing pitches

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Jeffers, F***ing wreck the place, really F**k it up, go out in a blaze of glory!

Curl one out on the floor and put a flag in it. A dinners flag

Petrol bomb the CEO's car, Shah will know how...

Good morning.

You can all f*ck off then.