The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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seanmichaels wrote:

Rowley wrote:I'm trying to help Sean, genuinely believe eliminating such phrases from your vocabulary might assist you.

I am very polite in real life. Helped a blind lady on a train yesterday.

She wanted to get into a taxi though

seanmichaels wrote:Freeview?

Yep, I think you still get 15 minutes before the subscription starts.

You can crack one off the wrist in 15 minutes can't you?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Freeview?

Yep, I think you still get 15 minutes before the subscription starts.

You can crack one off the wrist in 15 minutes can't you?

Surely the internet has killed off those channels by now?

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Freeview?

Yep, I think you still get 15 minutes before the subscription starts.

You can crack one off the wrist in 15 minutes can't you?

Surely the internet has killed off those channels by now?

Probably. I was just trying to be funny.

Captain Sensible.

Morning all.

Morning Union.

where have you bummers been all day?

As prime time boxing was owned by the scud channels, we got paid something like £1 every time that someone paid for the Ppv boxing (we made about £3 total from it). 

However a delightful side effect was that we also got paid 50p each time someone paid for television x (or when Sean paid for red hot mums). We made much more from that! Just goes to show that this site is full of Waankers. Both figuratively and literally.

That would have been Jeff after a soothing radox bath had got him in the mood.

Beats me why anyone would pay for that sort of thing in this day and age.

"This day and age", Christ, I sound like me Dad.

Union Cane wrote:"This day and age", Christ, I sound like me Dad.

He used to watch porn the old-fashioned way?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Union Cane wrote:"This day and age", Christ, I sound like me Dad.

He used to watch porn the old-fashioned way?

Aye, sock on hampton and everything.

Poised, waiting for the adverts to finish, trembling in anticipation, hoping that the second half of Eurotrash would have boobs in it.

Union Cane wrote:Poised, waiting for the adverts to finish, trembling in anticipation, hoping that the second half of Eurotrash would have boobs in it.

With the sound down so that the fake accents didn't throw one off one's stride.

superflyweight wrote:

Union Cane wrote:Poised, waiting for the adverts to finish, trembling in anticipation, hoping that the second half of Eurotrash would have boobs in it.

With the sound down so that the fake accents didn't throw one off one's stride.  

This man knows.

May I kiss you Jane?

Aren't you the king of England?

Instagib in me briefs.

Fist Bitches.

Been on the smoke again Shah? I thought it was fog outside but this may explain it...

Morning mate

Sicond

Morning Rick the Stick

Been watching "The Tudors" with my colleague. Insanely hornalizing series. Luckily me colleague's a minger so I'm not tempted to sin.

How are things with you mate?

Not bad cheers, daft busy at work at the moment, but away at for a couple of days with Mrs D Thursday/Friday so hoping for some down time which will be nice.

You up to owt?

Just settling back into the routine. Hadn't used my legs for the last week so after yesterday they were stiff, trying to stretch em out while keeping balance on my chair. Our busy periods are usually in the evening.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svd4fe8HEZI

You'll enjoy this series if you haven't seen em already. Take the edge of your workload

Haha nice one, I have seen some of these are they are usually quality.

My legs are aching as I have started running again still taking it fairly easy but enjoying it again...

Can't run anymore. My knees can't take it Going to get back to fitness the old fashioned way. Slave driving.

You will get a lot done that way as well Shah, so it is a win win!

The downside is that the Jamaicans will want compensation

ShahenshahG wrote:The downside is that the Jamaicans will want compensation

Jamaica? No, she went of her own accord!

Start the day with a bang!

You're welcome.

One of the new guys at work looks like Ted Bundy. He's also from Vermont.

Moonlight on Vermont, affected everybody.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Moonlight on Vermont, affected everybody.

Moonshine and Vermouth usually gets me.

Morning all, off to harrogate shortly with TSMR, don't want to assume but doing a sex is not beyond the realms of possibility

Rowley wrote:Morning all, off to harrogate shortly with TSMR, don't want to assume but doing a sex is not beyond the realms of possibility

What is so special about Harrogate that makes you think that?

And for the record, I got some last night. On a Monday night! A Monday!

It is very nice I'm assured, we are staying over. Hotels and booze always help.

Rowley wrote:It is very nice I'm assured, we are staying over. Hotels and booze always help.

Good luck then.

Resist the temptation to scream at the people queuing, yes F*CKING QUEUING, outside Betty's teashop, "It's only a cup of tea and cream scone you w*nkers, get a f*cking life. No-one waits 45 minutes to sit down and eat a f*cking scone. C*NTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Cheers Tina, congratulations to you on getting some on a Monday, and on the birth of your next child in nine months.

ShahenshahG wrote:The downside is that the Jamaicans will want compensation

A can of Red Stripe and a tip for the 2:30 at Kempton should suffice

DAVE667 wrote:Resist the temptation to scream at the people queuing, yes F*CKING QUEUING, outside Betty's teashop, "It's only a cup of tea and cream scone you w*nkers, get a f*cking life. No-one waits 45 minutes to sit down and eat a f*cking scone. C*NTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

SerialDAVE at his very finest.

Rowley wrote:and on the birth of your next child in nine months.

Not the way we finished off, Jeff.

Crude.

Feckin'ell. Everyone is getting some but me.

seanmichaels wrote:Feckin'ell. Everyone is getting some but me.

Business as usual then

ShahenshahG wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Feckin'ell. Everyone is getting some but me.

Business as usual then

l*l.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:and on the birth of your next child in nine months.

Not the way we finished off, Jeff.

Face, chest or arse?

Dr Shoe wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:and on the birth of your next child in nine months.

Not the way we finished off, Jeff.

Face, chest or arse?

Or lightbulb?

Dr Shoe wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:and on the birth of your next child in nine months.

Not the way we finished off, Jeff.

Face, chest or arse?

On her Christian Louboutin shoes actually. I was thinking of you at the time.

Dr Shoe wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:and on the birth of your next child in nine months.

Not the way we finished off, Jeff.

Face, chest or arse?

It's Rowley, how can you distinguish between the three?

oh ffs. too much detail

Small of the back or side of thighs?

Just to keep up the sexy vibe, I can confirm that I did get to do a sex on Friday and as payment I had to paint the fence in the back garden on Saturday.