The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Guest Fri 06 Nov 2015, 12:22 pm

First topic message reminder :

The Loaded Dog wrote:I haven't seen Altar of Plagues but my dentist reckons they're OK.

It's disappointing on so many levels, LD.

by Rowley Tue 24 Nov 2015, 9:09 pm

It is almost certainly copyright infringement or libel or some such thing Galted. Ask rick or superfly (probably Rick) to look into it for you, you can probably sue him for a lot of money, or as much money as you are likely to get off a Yorkshireman, which is not all that much on reflection.

by **Galted** Tue 24 Nov 2015, 9:30 pm

Cheers, Jeff. Normally I'd just set SerialDave on the cause of annoyance but I'm not sure he does self-harm.

by Rowley Tue 24 Nov 2015, 9:37 pm

He is into Metal, which is pretty much the same as EMO, so I would be confident he does self harm.

by **Galted** Tue 24 Nov 2015, 10:15 pm

You mean like Bon Jovi and Europe and similar ensembles? Perhaps he writes poetry too.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 24 Nov 2015, 10:24 pm

Galted wrote:You mean like Bon Jovi and Europe and similar ensembles? Perhaps he writes poetry too.

No, he means like BON JOVI and EUROPE.

by **Galted** Tue 24 Nov 2015, 10:31 pm

And REM and INXS.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 25 Nov 2015, 6:30 am

Fist.

Morning Rick the Pick

Mild rainy morning with a little bit of cold to accompany

All well?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 25 Nov 2015, 6:33 am

All well here mate, though could happily go back...

Cold and windy here, and people calling Wednesday "hump day" which is annoying, but barring that...

How are you doing?

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 25 Nov 2015, 6:59 am

Hump day?! Are they commemorating pass the sean day?

Not bad. Bored as feck and tired with it. Gotta go pick up a banger today to tide me over for a few months but the f*cker who is selling the focus to me has been disqualified so no tax/insurance on car. Can't even test drive the thing.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 25 Nov 2015, 7:07 am

It is an annoying phrase which seems to have permeated into general language....

I have another busy day which is good as it makes it fly by but definitely getting an early night tonight...

May just book a meeting room out and go sleep in it

by Rowley Wed 25 Nov 2015, 7:26 am

I am only working four days this week so today is not hump day. It is however the evening we visit TSMR's granddad so is very much extreme racism day.

Morning all.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 25 Nov 2015, 7:34 am

Rowley wrote:I am only working four days this week so today is not hump day. It is however the evening we visit TSMR's granddad so is very much extreme racism day.

Morning all.

Doesn't he mind that you're undermining his whole ethos?

by Rowley Wed 25 Nov 2015, 7:47 am

Probably. His theories on the subject are not particularly underpinnned by the most solid research if truth be told.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 25 Nov 2015, 7:54 am

Good morning.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 25 Nov 2015, 7:55 am

Morning Tino.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 25 Nov 2015, 8:02 am

Morning Jeff/Tino

by **seanmichaels** Wed 25 Nov 2015, 8:05 am

Morning. 24 years ago yesterday my favourite bummer died. 10 years ago today Georgie Best died.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 25 Nov 2015, 8:35 am

Too easy.

Like Sean's bumhole according to Galted

by Rowley Wed 25 Nov 2015, 8:36 am

seanmichaels wrote:Morning. 24 years ago yesterday my favourite bummer died.

Your house master?

by **seanmichaels** Wed 25 Nov 2015, 8:45 am

Mr Farrokh Bulsara aka Mr Freddie Mercury.

Spoiler:

by Adam D Wed 25 Nov 2015, 8:45 am

Im guessing Larry Lurex

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 25 Nov 2015, 9:01 am

Galted wrote:And REM and INXS.

Morning all.

Nice one Galted. Didn't want it to be overlooked.

by Guest Wed 25 Nov 2015, 9:32 am

Rowley wrote:Probably. His theories on the subject are not particularly underpinnned by the most solid research if truth be told.

It never stopped the National Front, British National Party or Britain First. He's a man before and ahead of (but most behind) the times
And don't think I haven't noticed the REM INXS jibes from certain posters....I'm displeased.

Thankfully it wasn't Tina or Super...they're much nicer people than some I could mention...like GALTED.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 25 Nov 2015, 10:32 am

Bit of a tight squeeze in Trap 1 on the first floor. After adopting a rather cramped position I've ended up pi55ing under the seat and down my trouser leg.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 25 Nov 2015, 10:41 am

seanmichaels wrote:Bit of a tight squeeze in Trap 1 on the first floor. After adopting a rather cramped position I've ended up pi55ing under the seat and down my trouser leg.

There isn't a day that goes by that I don't wonder why you're a single man.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 25 Nov 2015, 10:45 am

I managed to towel it down with some soapy water. No harm done.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 25 Nov 2015, 10:49 am

seanmichaels wrote:Bit of a tight squeeze in Trap 1 on the first floor. After adopting a rather cramped position I've ended up pi55ing under the seat and down my trouser leg.

Easily done sean. Not that I've ever done, nor have I ever heard any other reports of it, but for your sake I'll assume it happens to people every day.

by **superflyweight** Wed 25 Nov 2015, 11:24 am

seanmichaels wrote:Bit of a tight squeeze in Trap 1 on the first floor. After adopting a rather cramped position I've ended up pi55ing under the seat and down my trouser leg.

How did the guy you were in there with react?

by **seanmichaels** Wed 25 Nov 2015, 11:32 am

Do you want a knuckle sandwich or what?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 25 Nov 2015, 11:35 am

seanmichaels wrote:Do you want a 5 knuckle shuffle or what?

by **seanmichaels** Wed 25 Nov 2015, 11:53 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Do you want a 5 knuckle shuffle or what?

Yes, but I would prefer to be noshed off by a tramp first thing in the morning.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 25 Nov 2015, 11:56 am

Wladimir Klitschko has arrived an hour early for his workout at Dusseldorf airport so we are now being treated to the curious sight of the champion sitting ringside watching the challenger Tyson Fury go through his paces, while gentle airport muzak is piped in over the top.

It gets weirder and weirder and weirder...

Especially when Fury finished off his public workout by serenading Klitschko with a 'version' of Bette Midler's 'Wind Beneath My Wings'.

by Rowley Wed 25 Nov 2015, 12:22 pm

Would have thought it would be difficult for the boxing board to find a subject I care less about than Mayweather, but the ongoing obsession with projected, rumoured or actual Pay Per View figures suggests I was wrong to underestimate the resourcefulness of the board.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 25 Nov 2015, 12:30 pm

A lot of the boxing board are forces of nature in social discussions, but it just so happens that long term thermodynamic entropy is no fun at parties

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Wed 25 Nov 2015, 12:47 pm

Just popping by, see that Sean is Wee weeing on himself nowadays. Really don't know what to say to that.

by Guest Wed 25 Nov 2015, 1:12 pm

Sean = PMSPAS (p!ssed myself p!ssing and sh!tting)

by Guest Wed 25 Nov 2015, 1:13 pm

Or Sean = NOBAT (noshed off by a tramp)

by **seanmichaels** Wed 25 Nov 2015, 1:14 pm

I was actually wiping my arris. Serves me right for multi tasking.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 25 Nov 2015, 1:15 pm

Sean = DNAB (definitely not a bummer)

by **seanmichaels** Wed 25 Nov 2015, 1:16 pm

Was watching the Freddie Mercury tribute concert last night and forgot they did Bohemian Rhapsody with Elton John and AXL ROSE. Thought about Dave when he was letting rip.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 25 Nov 2015, 1:18 pm

windows - KTFOBAK

by **seanmichaels** Wed 25 Nov 2015, 1:19 pm

Dave - SKS

by Guest Wed 25 Nov 2015, 1:37 pm

Sean = DIAB (Definitely is a bummer)

by Guest Wed 25 Nov 2015, 1:39 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Was watching the Freddie Mercury tribute concert last night and forgot they did Bohemian Rhapsody with Elton John and AXL ROSE. Thought about Dave when he was letting rip.

Thought you'd be too busy thinking about being noshed off by Freddie and Elton dressed as tramps to pay attention to someone breaking wind onstage

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 25 Nov 2015, 1:42 pm

Sean = SCBABAJKLWPTAWEGDA (Sean can't be a bummer as Jurgen Klopp lookalikes who p*ss themselves are what every girl dreams about)

by Guest Wed 25 Nov 2015, 1:53 pm

SCBABAETHMBAJKLWPHWHASTIAWAWSLSETSBWTHSANH

(Sean can be a bummer as even though he may be a Jurgen Klopp lookalike who p!sses himself whilst having a sh!t there isn't a woman alive with such low self esteem that she'd be willing to have Sean anywhere near her)

by **seanmichaels** Wed 25 Nov 2015, 1:53 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Was watching the Freddie Mercury tribute concert last night and forgot they did Bohemian Rhapsody with Elton John and AXL ROSE. Thought about Dave when he was letting rip.
Thought you'd be too busy thinking about being noshed off by Freddie and Elton dressed as tramps to pay attention to someone breaking wind onstage

We used to wind up the house div at Uni with silly questions about bummery. ie would you rather get your backdoor smashed in for a minute off Barrymore, or spend the whole night being kissed and carressed by John and furnish (but no penetration).

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 25 Nov 2015, 1:53 pm

You win.

Sean = MB (massive bummer)

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 25 Nov 2015, 2:04 pm

Will Ferrell = C

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 25 Nov 2015, 2:05 pm

l*l out loud

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