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STOKE CITY FC BE SCARED

Manager: Viva
Crybaby/Moaner/Legend: Azzy Mahmood

25 MAN SQUAD

Goalkeepers
GK Carlos Kameni
GK Alex Smithies


Defenders
RB Lorenzo Di Silvestri
RB Wes Brown
CB Simon Kjaer
CB Younes Kaboul
CB Jan Vertonghen
CB Michael Dawson
CB Jonathan Woodsman
LB Benoit Tremoulinas
LB Phil Neville

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Midfielders

RM Stuart Downing
RM Jeffery Farfan
RM
DM Angelo Palombo
CM
DM Owen Hargeaves
DM
CAM
CM Riccardo Montolivo
CM Anderson Hernanes
AM Mathieu Valbuena
LM Matthew Etherington
LM Ashely Young
LM Andreas Guardado








Forwards
ST
ST
ST Harry Kane
ST Alvaro Negredo

REST OF THE SQUAD

GK Dida FREE
GK Roy Caroll FREE



Players In
Matias Fernandez - PEX 1
Riccardo Montolivo - PEX 1
Benoit Tremoulinas - PEX 1
Ledley King - £4.5m - Sunderland
Roger Johnson - Sunderland FC - £6.5m
Fabio Quagliarella - Napoli FC - £10m
Carlos Kameni - Espanyol - £4.5m
Lorenzo Di Silvestri - Everton - £7m
Andrea Guardado - Blackburn Rovers - PEX 2
Angelo Palombo - Sampdoria - £7m
Owen Hargreaves - Frees - £4m
Raheem Sterling- Unattached - £500k
Jeffery Farfan - Schalke - £12m
Ashely Young - Aston Villa - £30m
Renato Augusto - Birmingham City - £15m
Oscar Carodozo - Sunderland £5m loan
Adam Forshaw - Everton - £500k
Mikel Arteta - Sunderland - £9.25m
Simon Kjaer - Everton - £18m
Marvin Martin - Sochaux - £7m
Lewis Holtby - Sunderland - £500k LOAN
Mario Gotze - Spurs - £1m LOAN
Anderson Hernanes - Spurs - £16m
Michael Dawson - Spurs - £16m
Mathieu Valbuena - Marseille - £15m
Alvaro Negredo + £2m PEX 3
Stuart Downing - Valencia - £20m
Jan Vertonghen - Everton - £11m plus Raheem Sterling PEX4

Players Out
Seamus Coleman - Sunderland - PEX 1
Taye Taiwo - Sunderland - PEX 1
Ivan Rakitic - Sunderland - PEX 1
Graham Dorrans - WBA - £4m
Matthew Upson - Wolverhampton Wanderers - £8m
Grafite - £6m - Releases
Carlton Cole - £4m - Releases
Robbie Keane - £4m - Wolverhampton Wanderers
Niko Krancjar - Rubin Kazan - £9.5m
Diniyar Bilyaletdinov - Blackburn Rovers + £5m PEX 2
Joey Barton - Newcastle - £7m
Andreas Isaksson - Espanyol - £4.5m
Steven Caulker - Swansea - £4m
Cacau - Werder Bremen - £10m
Mat ias Fernandez - Sporting Lisbon - £12m
Renato Augusto - Man City - £20m
Jermaine Pennant - Releases - £1.5m
Jean Makoun - Everton - £500k Loan back end of season
Mikel Arteta - Sevilla - £15.5m
Roger Johnson - Arsenal - £12.5m
Ledley King - £6m - Bolton
Adam Forshaw - Southampton - £1.5m
Marvin Martins - Birmingham City - PEX 3
Fabio Quagliarella - Napoli - £12m
Raheem Sterling - Everton - PEX 4
Jean Makoun - Genoa - £5m


SPONSOR

The following companies have approached your club in regards to a Sponsorship deal.
You may only accept one deal. If the target is met the extra will be paid out at the end of the season.

TalkTalk would like you to consider their proposal for a season long sponsorship of the club:

Initial Sum: £6m
Bonus: £6m per win, £3m per draw
Target: Top 5
If met: £6m


BUDGET: £6m



Money In
£250k Predo game
£250k winning a league match
£500k Predo game
£250k winning a league match
£250k Predo game
£500k Predo game
£4m runners up in predo game
£250k predo game
£500k predo game
£20m for betting with Nadeem on boxing match Haye vs Klitshko
£2m for get a draw with Birmingham City GW 1 sponsor money
£4m for get a win against Fulham GW 3 sponsor money
£500k predo game
£4m for getting a win against Birmingham in the cup sponsor money
£2.5m for coming third in predo game final standings
£1m for predo game
£4m for getting a win against Spurs in the cup sponsor money
£2m for getting Hero the Birmingham City job
£1m for Hero doing her first set of tactics
£3m for doing the lawyers list
£1m for Hero doing her second set of tactics
£2m for drawing with Sunderland sopnsor money
£6m for winning the cup
£4m for win against Bolton sponsor money
£1m for hero doing her third and final set of tactics
£2m for drawing with Aston Villa sponsor money
£250k for predos

Hi Afro, yeah I do have a few positions I think I can improve on, I will pm you them in 5 mins.

You can be my new scout.

What's the deal with Huddlestone? I really don't get it.

Even in Serie B, Palombo is better than Huddlestone (who won't be playing at all now Spurs have Parker and Modric for CM).

But yes Suarez > Young, Bent = Young and Mata is better than all three of them

Huddlestone is a very good player, pundits think he is the best passer in the premier league (not sure about that!), but Huddlestone will still get good game time. I would be shocked if Modric is still at Spurs after Jan because his attitude stank!

That wasn't a threat about Cahill. I was pointing out that the deal would give you cash to bring in Cahill and also that I would pull out of trying to buy him thus paving the way for you to sign him.

Your alone in rating Young higher than Suarez. You have been saying for the last 5 years until he joined Utd that Young is a 1 trick pony who can only bomb up the wing cut in and smash it towards goal, your words not mine.

If I can bring in a top striker at the end of the season then I might come back in with an offer including Bent.

Benzema is not that great. He might score a few for Real this season but that's because they stuff everybody they play, IMO Higuain is a better striker. Benzema has the potential to get better though.

I have loads of cash and will have a cash injection from my sponsor as it is impossible for me to finish outside of the top 2 now. I don't need to drop out of the race for Cahill to save some cash.

Alright mate, would you do a p/ex deal for Martin? I am interested in him but can't pay 15m.

I'm still interested in MM, cash wise I can't do anything but I'm willing to do something player wise.

no deal viva is i rate hazard at 30mill. And your are offering 21mill which falls below my valuation.

Kaboul = 10mill

Deal on Martin

Good singing Afellay, you've done well with your team.

thanks, just a case of trying to find the right balance now

Podolski + £10M = Ashley Young?

yeah i think tiote is gonna be a good buy, i was gonna wait to try and go for lucas, but i know both you and smarts are also interested, and i just dont have the cash to compete with either of you

Last week I was in Birmingham so I went to this restaurant called Lahore Karahi in Ladypool road. Fat bargain, 17 of us ate with starters, mains, tea etc and only came to £87 :O you can't get bargains like that in Cardiff!!!

Ladypool Rd is pure Asian, I had never been there before. Pure bargains to be had in the eaterys though, I went Leicester on the weekend and saw similar prices for food but the best was the barbers £3.50 per cut lol

In Cardiff your paying a straight 10 buck for a haircut and thats from the Kurds! You know damm well those Kurds aint got no haircutting qualification boyyyyyyy!

Have you been to that Lahore restaurant on Ladypool Road? It's opposite a small car park, food is nice. Best not to talk about it though as I'm fasting one of the 6 Shawwal today.

I don't think that is the one, it has a pretty large sitting area and an upstairs, didn't see a TV. However there are two of them together, 1 of them a sit down restaurant and across the road another Lahore Karahi(think they owned by the same place) but it's more of a fast food or take away one so you might be talking about that one.

I am interested in:

RB Lorenzo Di Silvestri
CB Simon Kjaer
CB Younes Kaboul
CB Michael Dawson
LB Benoit Tremoulinas
RM Jeffery Farfan
CM Riccardo Montolivo
CM Anderson Hernanes
AM Mathieu Valbuena
LM Matthew Etherington
LM Ashely Young
ST Alvaro Negredo

Anything possible?

5m isn't enough for Barnetta, could use him in a deal for Ash Young though?

Wes Brown = £4M
Valbuena = £5M?

Willing to take them off your hands for £16M.

Me and Hammy did some badboy fair as they come deals!!!

Why would I try and sabotage your deals lol You made plenty of other offers and I didn't outbid you. Just on those 3 players!

Your paranoid lol

Not sure, will leave my offer on the table for now
But I promise you I'm not trying to sabotage all your deals. I was very calculated in the ones I outbidded you on, you will see I didn't outbid you on Fanni for example.

Enquiry only:
Hamsik = Ashley Young.

Because Brahma posted it on his own page and as he is a new manager I was helping him out, problem?lol

Not really as I would be better placed with a new winger than an AM.

Seriously Viva your paranoid. I think/thought the deal was already done and dusted as Andy offered Fellaini for Cahill and Brahma replied saying yes it's a deal. Make Andy an offer if you think that deal isn't complete. I'm not trying to scupper your deals for Cahill I was still in for him as well.

Also why would I prefer Brahma to sign Cahill over you. I don't even know the guy where as we have been bros since year dot!

Mexes and N'Zogbia for Young and Dawson?

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I would do that deal with Gallas, not for Mexes though. Deal?

I would like you to sell me Negredo.

Any of the following tickle your fancy, or are we talking cash?

Mathiru Debuchy
Diedrick Boyata (ENG) (U21)
Carlos Bocanegra
Marcel Jansen
John Flanagan (ENG) (U21)
Martin Montoya (U21)
Timo Gebhart
Zdravko Kuzmanovic
Stephane Sessegnon
Miralem Pjanić (U21)
Adem Ljajic (U21)
Jose Antonio Reyes
Jay Bothroyd (ENG)
Jon Walters

Shawcross is available for 12m

Modric is NFS

I saw a previous offer from andy for shawcross @ 11m, so used that as a basis

tempting, but not quite. sorry

Huddlestone would only leave for £18M the price he was valued at in the deal that brought him to Everton. Good, young English player.

Sandro + Quaresma + 8m
=
Young?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Sergio Aguero £35m

no thanks, not remotely tempted to sell him for only cash

and affellay is only on loan to me, so i will probably need a new lawyers offer to replace him if it isnt too much trouble

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Mate if you are intrested in Ashley Young let me know, cause we brothers I sell him to you at a very cheap discounted price. Respect bro. Let me know ASAP so I can get a TP done please.

Viva why would you want to sell him for? He's playing great for man utd irl so i think your chatting bare Poopie bro that you wanna sell him.

Quaresma + £?m
=
Ashley Young

How much would be required?

I used Quaresma in another deal anyway so it's not to worry

Viva, like the best managers in the world I'm ruthless.
If Mourinho went mad and offerred Utd Cristiano Ronaldo, Ozil and Pepe for Bebe, Carrick and Evans do you think SAF would deal? He would bite mourinhos hand off. He would take a helicopter(despite not knowing how to fly one) and fly them there himself.

I don't see hollow, not hollow, half full or any other type of victory, I just see VICTORY.
And well done on the cup

Up it £7m and you have a deal (cheaper than what Sunderland paid for him)

Alright, screw it

Barnetta/Capel + 22m
=
Young

Enquiry:
Darren Bent = Ashley Young.

Negrado is not better than Darren Bent lol. Darren Bent would score 40 goals in la liga!

But thats fine if you want to keep Ashley Young. Would be willing to add a little cash £10M + Bent = Young. But wouldn't go higher as I feel I'm already quite a way over his value in trying to tempt you to sell.

Young would get into my team, I think he is a very good player yes and not many wingers on his level in the league. He is probably only behind Juan Mata and would be behind Navas if it wasn't for his current form.

That is my best offer so no worries my friend. If Nadeems dad thinks that £24M is real he can buy the whole of Rawalpindi lol

£28m + Connor Wickham for Ashley Young.

Would £30m & Lens tempt you more?

Hugo 'Hot'Rod-allega available if you need a striker that can also run the channels to cover injuries. However my lawyers offer 2 weeks ago was £14M for Hot Rod and I would want the same fee or more to sell.