The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 08 Mar 2016, 10:59 am

First topic message reminder :

rick_dagless wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Tino wrote:Why would they advise not to kill them? Not that anyone listens I guess but why would they advise that?

They keep the mosquito, cockroach, silverfish, etc... numbers in check. They are always open for spider donations from the general public for venom milking purposes.

Good answer. Very well said.

Cheers TLD, I learnt from the best...

I know that, but I just find it odd that there is actually specific advice on the subject.

It must be fact you actually have an arthropod world worth talking about.

by Guest Thu 17 Mar 2016, 1:03 pm

Being part of the Magic Circle means never divulging how your tricks are done but the biggest secret Daniels has kept has been his f*cking wife's age. Even now I have no f*cking idea how old she is!

by **superflyweight** Thu 17 Mar 2016, 1:26 pm

She's 57.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 17 Mar 2016, 1:28 pm

superflyweight wrote:She's 57.

In her f*cking dreams.

by **superflyweight** Thu 17 Mar 2016, 1:30 pm

In your f*cking dreams.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 17 Mar 2016, 3:25 pm

Super'ed
Flied
Weighted

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 17 Mar 2016, 5:59 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Well played Shah...

Thanks mate, I thought it had gone over everyone's head as usual

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BnUOfWRghc

You'll enjoy this

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Mar 2016, 6:49 am

Happy Friday Notches.

Morning Trippy TLD, all well in the antipodes?

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 Mar 2016, 7:09 am

Morning Shah.

Yes, all's well in the Far South East. Another week over and looking forward to the weekend already.

How are things up your end?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Mar 2016, 7:39 am

Pretty good although the net seems to be a bit of a bitch today. Taking ages to load and reload. Will reset router and be back in 15 I hope in the mean time....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL0OQTIYqws

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 Mar 2016, 7:46 am

A Phil Collins reggae mix... l*l
Love a bit of reggae but can't stand PC except for one or two tracks with Genesis

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Mar 2016, 7:58 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:A Phil Collins reggae mix... l*l
Love a bit of reggae but can't stand PC except for one or two tracks with Genesis

Don't let Jeff hear you write that, LD. He loves Phil Collins. Don't start him off talking about him, he is worse than me with insects.

Morning all.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Mar 2016, 8:07 am

Jeff is a bit rabid about Phil Collins, remember the time when Ziggler dissed him and Jeff retaliated by f*rting through his letterbox while playing something in the air tonight?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Mar 2016, 8:10 am

ShahenshahG wrote:Jeff is a bit rabid about Phil Collins, remember the time when Ziggler dissed him and Jeff retaliated by f*rting through his letterbox while playing something in the air tonight?

Jeff has P H I L C L L I N S

Tattooed across his backside so TSMR told me. He was made up, he saved some cash not having to have the O inked in.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Mar 2016, 8:14 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Jeff is a bit rabid about Phil Collins, remember the time when Ziggler dissed him and Jeff retaliated by f*rting through his letterbox while playing something in the air tonight?

Jeff has P H I L C L L I N S

Tattooed across his backside so TSMR told me. He was made up, he saved some cash not having to have the O inked in.

It was also fortuitous because it forced him to learn how to turn the tap while his hands were occupied with the saxophone

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 Mar 2016, 8:36 am

Not doubting his talent or anything but it all got a bit too much in the 80s after Live Aid... he was all over the airwaves back then. Really disliked Sussudio... and other meaningless tracks which seemed to be re-hashes of other similar songs created in 5 minutes on a mixer. Elton John was doing the same thing - "copping out". Also, he's simply not my cup of tea when it comes to music or sound in general. A bit floppy and shallow.

Too mushy for me. Prefer artists with more edge and more cerebral or crafty lyrics with different meaning.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Mar 2016, 9:01 am

In truth I didn't realise it was Phil collins songs! I just listened to the reggae in the evening to relax before bed in the absence of Kush over the last few weeks. I sometimes get an anticipation high.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 Mar 2016, 9:06 am

Read that great book - A Short Walk in the Hindu Kush a while back. Very descriptive stuff!

It may not even have been Phil Collins. With all these new overdubs of old songs... it's hard to tell what is what sometimes. Some very loose interpretations going around at the moment. Some are just plain annoying; some more of genuine reference to a time gone by.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Mar 2016, 9:23 am

I'll have a look at it once I get the chance. Have been viewing lots of crafting videos lately, new ones and going over old ones that amazed me at the time. Have lost the urge to read!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyUkYJeZtW4&list=PLbcDk7UUy_DyzCXnBO6ejmPwqh-0CHlwT

Stuff like this. Love watching things develop.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 Mar 2016, 9:40 am

Fantastic stuff.

Even with the power hammer it can be quite exhausting.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Mar 2016, 9:56 am

My keyboard should arrive soon. Going to try and learn how to play some simple pieces with this yousician app. Maybe alleviate the boredom abit and see if I can charm the little ones to bed with it too.

by Adam D Fri 18 Mar 2016, 11:06 am

This is my favourite book at the moment:

https://www.faberbooks.com/aviance

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Mar 2016, 11:20 am

Adam D wrote:This is my favourite book at the moment:

...? Where is the link? Or is that the joke?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Mar 2016, 12:02 pm

https://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.burlexe.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Victoria-Pendleton-Cyclist.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.burlexe.com/olympic-heroes-victoria-pendleton-cyclist/&h=975&w=525&tbnid=DOpeDnqLOwcSaM:&tbnh=160&tbnw=86&docid=9uzAKM4jariTXM&itg=1&usg=__plnqbBQ_-zhHg50cQWDu72N9tUY=

Good Lord

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Mar 2016, 12:05 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:https://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.burlexe.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Victoria-Pendleton-Cyclist.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.burlexe.com/olympic-heroes-victoria-pendleton-cyclist/&h=975&w=525&tbnid=DOpeDnqLOwcSaM:&tbnh=160&tbnw=86&docid=9uzAKM4jariTXM&itg=1&usg=__plnqbBQ_-zhHg50cQWDu72N9tUY=

Good Lord

I bloody love you, Shah.

by Guest Fri 18 Mar 2016, 12:13 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:https://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.burlexe.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Victoria-Pendleton-Cyclist.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.burlexe.com/olympic-heroes-victoria-pendleton-cyclist/&h=975&w=525&tbnid=DOpeDnqLOwcSaM:&tbnh=160&tbnw=86&docid=9uzAKM4jariTXM&itg=1&usg=__plnqbBQ_-zhHg50cQWDu72N9tUY=

Good Lord

I bloody love you, Shah.

Oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Afternoon all

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Mar 2016, 12:17 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:https://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.burlexe.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Victoria-Pendleton-Cyclist.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.burlexe.com/olympic-heroes-victoria-pendleton-cyclist/&h=975&w=525&tbnid=DOpeDnqLOwcSaM:&tbnh=160&tbnw=86&docid=9uzAKM4jariTXM&itg=1&usg=__plnqbBQ_-zhHg50cQWDu72N9tUY=

Good Lord

I bloody love you, Shah.
Oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Afternoon all

Afternoon Serial.

by Rowley Fri 18 Mar 2016, 12:18 pm

Just in the interests of avoiding doubt I should perhaps clarify my position on Phil Collins.

He is a cu*t, of the highest order, not just a cu*t but a short arsed tax avoiding cu*t of the highest order. He serves one purpose on the earth and that is to make me view Queen perhaps a little less harshly than I normally would.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Mar 2016, 12:19 pm

Rowley wrote:Just in the interests of avoiding doubt I should perhaps clarify my position on Phil Collins.

He is a cu*t, of the highest order, not just a cu*t but a short arsed tax avoiding cu*t of the highest order. He serves one purpose on the earth and that is to make me view Queen perhaps a little less harshly than I normally would.

So is the tattoo thing not true?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Mar 2016, 12:29 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:https://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.burlexe.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Victoria-Pendleton-Cyclist.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.burlexe.com/olympic-heroes-victoria-pendleton-cyclist/&h=975&w=525&tbnid=DOpeDnqLOwcSaM:&tbnh=160&tbnw=86&docid=9uzAKM4jariTXM&itg=1&usg=__plnqbBQ_-zhHg50cQWDu72N9tUY=

Good Lord

I bloody love you, Shah.

Of the many reason's you love me which is it this time?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Mar 2016, 12:32 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Just in the interests of avoiding doubt I should perhaps clarify my position on Phil Collins.

He is a cu*t, of the highest order, not just a cu*t but a short arsed tax avoiding cu*t of the highest order. He serves one purpose on the earth and that is to make me view Queen perhaps a little less harshly than I normally would.

So is the tattoo thing not true?

If he denies it, his denial should be categorised in the "I.DID.NOT.HAVE.SEX.WITH.THAT.WOMAN" folder.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Mar 2016, 12:33 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:https://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.burlexe.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Victoria-Pendleton-Cyclist.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.burlexe.com/olympic-heroes-victoria-pendleton-cyclist/&h=975&w=525&tbnid=DOpeDnqLOwcSaM:&tbnh=160&tbnw=86&docid=9uzAKM4jariTXM&itg=1&usg=__plnqbBQ_-zhHg50cQWDu72N9tUY=

Good Lord

I bloody love you, Shah.
Oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Afternoon all

Afternoon Daverunner

by Guest Fri 18 Mar 2016, 12:39 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Just in the interests of avoiding doubt I should perhaps clarify my position on Phil Collins.

He is a cu*t, of the highest order, not just a cu*t but a short arsed tax avoiding cu*t of the highest order. He serves one purpose on the earth and that is to make me view Queen perhaps a little less harshly than I normally would.

So is the tattoo thing not true?

Oh no, it's definitely true it's just that his hatred of Collins overshadows the fact that he got the tattoo just in case he ever had a day where he didn't think Collins was enough of a c*nt.

My new target for c*nting is Chloe Madeley....sick to death of her posting selfies of her gym honed body whilst claiming that she's not bothered what people think about her. Right love, course you're not. Your dumb alcoholic mother made a crass statement re Ched Evans which resulted in stupid ****s making horrific comments about you and you've also been the victim of cruel jibes about you appearance after appearing on Dancing on Ice or some other show. However, rather than accept the fact that you're an attractive and NORMALLY PROPORTIONED young women with a great many more advantages than a lot of people, you've decided to let the taunts of a bunch of c*nts force you to undergo a grueling fitness regime, which despite its results does nothing more than remind you everyday that b*stards have forced you to the gym again rather than you deciding to live a normal life and ignore them.

This, I'm afraid, when coupled with your arrogance and protestations that their taunts mean nothing to you despite the fact they obviously do, marks you out as silly c*nt. I wish it wasn't the case and you took a stand against cyber bullies and inspired other young women to be happy with themselves but you, as much as cyber bullies and trolls, are part of the problem.

Put the weights down love, pick up a cake once in a while....you'll be a lot happier!

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Mar 2016, 1:04 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Just in the interests of avoiding doubt I should perhaps clarify my position on Phil Collins.

He is a cu*t, of the highest order, not just a cu*t but a short arsed tax avoiding cu*t of the highest order. He serves one purpose on the earth and that is to make me view Queen perhaps a little less harshly than I normally would.

So is the tattoo thing not true?
Oh no, it's definitely true it's just that his hatred of Collins overshadows the fact that he got the tattoo just in case he ever had a day where he didn't think Collins was enough of a c*nt.

My new target for c*nting is Chloe Madeley....sick to death of her posting selfies of her gym honed body whilst claiming that she's not bothered what people think about her. Right love, course you're not. Your dumb alcoholic mother made a crass statement re Ched Evans which resulted in stupid ****s making horrific comments about you and you've also been the victim of cruel jibes about you appearance after appearing on Dancing on Ice or some other show. However, rather than accept the fact that you're an attractive and NORMALLY PROPORTIONED young women with a great many more advantages than a lot of people, you've decided to let the taunts of a bunch of c*nts force you to undergo a grueling fitness regime, which despite its results does nothing more than remind you everyday that b*stards have forced you to the gym again rather than you deciding to live a normal life and ignore them.

This, I'm afraid, when coupled with your arrogance and protestations that their taunts mean nothing to you despite the fact they obviously do, marks you out as silly c*nt. I wish it wasn't the case and you took a stand against cyber bullies and inspired other young women to be happy with themselves but you, as much as cyber bullies and trolls, are part of the problem.

Put the weights down love, pick up a cake once in a while....you'll be a lot happier!

Beautiful stuff, Serial.

Poetic.

by Rowley Fri 18 Mar 2016, 1:07 pm

On more upbeat news than Collins the sweetly attractive older lady at work has worn the dress that gives me a bit of a twinge today. That is always a welcome distraction.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 18 Mar 2016, 1:17 pm

Rowley wrote:On more upbeat news than Collins the sweetly attractive older lady at work has worn the dress that gives me a bit of a twinge today. That is always a welcome distraction.

Like a hamstring twinge or the start of a stiffy?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Mar 2016, 1:21 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:On more upbeat news than Collins the sweetly attractive older lady at work has worn the dress that gives me a bit of a twinge today. That is always a welcome distraction.

Like a hamstring twinge or the start of a stiffy?

Only one twinge worth mentioning to rowley. His wallet.

by Rowley Fri 18 Mar 2016, 1:26 pm

The latter I think Tina. It has been that long I'm not sure I recognise the signs.

by **superflyweight** Fri 18 Mar 2016, 1:43 pm

Lest we forget:

The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy - Page 7 Collins_nonce1

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Mar 2016, 1:53 pm

superflyweight wrote:Lest we forget:

Rowley's man love for Collins explained. He probably identifies with him as a true Rotherham lad.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Mar 2016, 2:03 pm

Can I just say that I love that Rowley is in the culture cup, because it's the only way a muslim man can make Pa*do and miserliness jokes about someone else

by Guest Fri 18 Mar 2016, 2:48 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Can I just say that I love that Rowley is in the culture cup, because it's the only way a muslim man can make Pa*do and miserliness jokes about someone else

Ridiculous comment Shah, I think you'll find that in these enlightened cultured times, a person of Muslim faith can roam the streets free, dressed in whatever garb they deem appropriate whilst loudly proclaiming their devotion to their chosen faith (whilst helpfully explaining where all other faiths are going wrong) without fear of contradiction, harassment or accusations of intolerance.

Dunno where you've been hanging out but here in Bradders, every day is like that old Coca Cola advert where they wanted to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Mar 2016, 2:58 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Can I just say that I love that Rowley is in the culture cup, because it's the only way a muslim man can make Pa*do and miserliness jokes about someone else
Ridiculous comment Shah, I think you'll find that in these enlightened cultured times, a person of Muslim faith can roam the streets free, dressed in whatever garb they deem appropriate whilst loudly proclaiming their devotion to their chosen faith (whilst helpfully explaining where all other faiths are going wrong) without fear of contradiction, harassment or accusations of intolerance.

Dunno where you've been hanging out but here in Bradders, every day is like that old Coca Cola advert where they wanted to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.

Lazy self justification from the man who runs Bradford

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Mar 2016, 3:03 pm

Here comes Junior Gong
I'm flying high like superman
And thinking that I run the whole block
I don't know if it's just because
Pinapple kush between my jaws
Has got me feeling like I'm on top
Feeling like I woulda stand up to the cops
And stand up to da bigger heads because de whole a dem a saps
All de talk dem a talk and dem fly make no drop
Nuff ghetto youth cannot escape the trap

by Guest Fri 18 Mar 2016, 4:11 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Can I just say that I love that Rowley is in the culture cup, because it's the only way a muslim man can make Pa*do and miserliness jokes about someone else
Ridiculous comment Shah, I think you'll find that in these enlightened cultured times, a person of Muslim faith can roam the streets free, dressed in whatever garb they deem appropriate whilst loudly proclaiming their devotion to their chosen faith (whilst helpfully explaining where all other faiths are going wrong) without fear of contradiction, harassment or accusations of intolerance.

Dunno where you've been hanging out but here in Bradders, every day is like that old Coca Cola advert where they wanted to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.

Lazy self justification from the man who runs terrified through the streets of Bradford for fear of being mugged, bummed or stabbed

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Mar 2016, 4:15 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Can I just say that I love that Rowley is in the culture cup, because it's the only way a muslim man can make Pa*do and miserliness jokes about someone else
Ridiculous comment Shah, I think you'll find that in these enlightened cultured times, a person of Muslim faith can roam the streets free, dressed in whatever garb they deem appropriate whilst loudly proclaiming their devotion to their chosen faith (whilst helpfully explaining where all other faiths are going wrong) without fear of contradiction, harassment or accusations of intolerance.

Dunno where you've been hanging out but here in Bradders, every day is like that old Coca Cola advert where they wanted to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.

Lazy self justification from the man who runs terrified through the streets of Bradford for fear of being mugged, bummed or stabbed

Don't drag rick into this, no need to pierce the veil of lies he's surrounded himself with. Let him believe that he has us convinced his visits down south are anything but voluntary.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Mar 2016, 4:20 pm

Pendleton has come 5th in the race. Well bloody done.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Mar 2016, 4:40 pm

Roy c de Kock b Abbott - the first entry on the england scorecard

by Guest Fri 18 Mar 2016, 5:05 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Pendleton has come 5th in the race. Well bloody done.

She had a horse, I was on foot...mine was more impressive, she's basically riding a bike with legs and she has medals for riding bikes. I can barely get out of bed in a morning

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 18 Mar 2016, 5:06 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Pendleton has come 5th in the race. Well bloody done.
She had a horse, I was on foot...mine was more impressive, she's basically riding a bike with legs and she has medals for riding bikes. I can barely get out of bed in a morning

Did you finish in the top 5?

by Guest Fri 18 Mar 2016, 5:39 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Pendleton has come 5th in the race. Well bloody done.
She had a horse, I was on foot...mine was more impressive, she's basically riding a bike with legs and she has medals for riding bikes. I can barely get out of bed in a morning

Did you finish in the top 5?

Did she finish in the top 20%?

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