The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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rick_dagless wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:Why would they advise not to kill them? Not that anyone listens I guess but why would they advise that?

They keep the mosquito, cockroach, silverfish, etc... numbers in check. They are always open for spider donations from the general public for venom milking purposes.

Good answer. Very well said.

Cheers TLD, I learnt from the best...

I know that, but I just find it odd that there is actually specific advice on the subject.

It must be fact you actually have an arthropod world worth talking about.

rick_dagless wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Afternoon brethren, busy here today, thankfully I can sleep tonight in my big old toddler free bed and recoup some sleep tonight.

Mrs Dagless away for the week then?

Conjugal visit for a Mr A Johnson

You do know that's seans alias on plentyoffishinmybum.com

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Afternoon brethren, busy here today, thankfully I can sleep tonight in my big old toddler free bed and recoup some sleep tonight.

Mrs Dagless away for the week then?

Conjugal visit for a Mr A Johnson

You do know that's seans alias on plentyoffishinmybum.com

I thought it was #filltheholeinmygarden

rick_dagless wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Afternoon brethren, busy here today, thankfully I can sleep tonight in my big old toddler free bed and recoup some sleep tonight.

Mrs Dagless away for the week then?

Conjugal visit for a Mr A Johnson

You do know that's seans alias on plentyoffishinmybum.com

I thought it was #filltheholeinmygarden

That was TLD in a drun ken state. The aforementioned serbian is now stuck learning how to make swimming pools in what he thinks he thinks is an Australian courting ritual.

I should get some sort of award for this Adam. There has been a 90% reduction in offensive content over the past few days.

The remaining 10% is filled up by humour. You deserve another award for that too.

Good Morning ya blooming bastards.

89% reduction in offensive content. Now say something funny again Shah.

This'll give you a giggle if nothing else will.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZzBd41NuZw

Morning Talcous TLD and Renegade Rick, how are we this fine foggy/rainy morning/evening?

Some nice looking Indian bird there. Like the one with the innocent yet cheeky face.

That describes half of Indian women TLD. Any more rain or back to the heat now exacerbated by humidity?

ShahenshahG wrote:That describes half of Indian women TLD. Any more rain or back to the heat now exacerbated by humidity?

Rain overnight for the last few days. Much more bearable during the day. A definite change towards autumn according to the experts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5UBRXOHTuM

nostalgia trip this morning.

My feckin shoulder is killing today, right in the blade. Think I either slept awkwardly or there was a draft during the night. Excruciating pain every time I jar it.

Morning fine gents glorious morn here today, and last day in before a long weekend.

How are we both (shoulder aside)

Morning all. Anybody fancy going to see Stevie Wonder with me this summer. TSMR is busy.

Fine thanks Tino.

Bank holiday long weekend is it?

Just read an article about a golden orb weaver which has been found in NZ. The owner likes it but unfortunately it has a slim chance of surviving the winter there.

The Loaded Dog wrote:Fine thanks Tino.

Bank holiday long weekend is it?

Just read an article about a golden orb weaver which has been found in NZ. The owner likes it but unfortunately it has a slim chance of surviving the winter there.

I knew TLd only recognised us by the times we turned up here

Rowley, I would be honoured but Stevie is a busy man, I don't think he'll be able to see me.

rick_dagless wrote:Morning fine gents glorious morn here today, and last day in before a long weekend.

How are we both (shoulder aside)

Nostalgic, Rickoshine. How the devil are ye?

Good morning all.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning all.

Hi Rick.

Only Stevie Wonder didn't see my mistake above... and Frank Sinatra Jnr obviously.

Anyone seen Jules around this morning?

Morning Tino, 5 of us today. What the hell is going on?

ShahenshahG wrote:Morning Tino, 5 of us today. What the hell is going on?

Both my bosses are out today. One of them on holiday and one of them sick (f*cking Southerners). So I'm in charge.

There are going to be some serious changes at my work today. At least for 24 hours.

You should have let us know earlier we'd all be in your office now on 15 year contracts.

ShahenshahG wrote: You should have let us know earlier we'd all be in your office now on 15 year contracts.

I didn't know sicknote was going phone up pretending to be ill again.

We aren't allowed to meet anyway. You know the rules, Shah.

Get a northern charter in place Tino!

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote: You should have let us know earlier we'd all be in your office now on 15 year contracts.

I didn't know sicknote was going phone up pretending to be ill again.

We aren't allowed to meet anyway.  You know the rules, Shah.

We wouldn't meet, you just leave the contracts in the office, we'd come in and sign them then we'd all take turns hunting for the Italian bird at Galted's local lunch place.

rick_dagless wrote:Get a northern charter in place Tino!

We are all having barm cakes and stew for lunch. Washed down with a pint of bitter.

Any quinoa, skinny caramel frappuccinos and bottles of spring water will be resulting in instant dismissal.

Spot on, turn the heating off as well, no sandals FFS

rick_dagless wrote:Spot on, turn the heating off as well, no sandals FFS

Bloody right. No need for heating when Next do such a comprehensive range of jumpers.

Any sandals will result in me placing a call to SerialDAVE.

We're going to see Tino on the news as the city worker who when left in charge for one day,lost his nut and appropriated all the sweets in his office. Then we'll see footage of junior lying on the driveway groaning surrounded by shiny wrappers.

A good time to change the locks, Tino. These should impress the bosses when they return. Some solid northern construction!

Spoiler:

The Loaded Dog wrote:A good time to change the locks, Tino. These should impress the bosses when they return. Some solid northern construction!

Spoiler:

That is a thing of beauty, LD.

Could be big this Tino, get the working ethos changed.

Carpe Diem!

They look thoroughly legal too.

rick_dagless wrote:Could be big this Tino, get the working ethos changed.

Carpe Diem!

I'm just waiting for the first person to utter the phrase 'low hanging fruit' or 'throw it in the thought pond and see what ripples are created'.

There's the door, sunshine. Don't bother clearing your desk.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Spot on, turn the heating off as well, no sandals FFS

Bloody right.  No need for heating when Next do such a comprehensive range of jumpers.

Any sandals will result in me placing a call to SerialDAVE.

Good Idea, he'll appreciate the new sandals after destroying his previous ones chasing his whippet 10 km all around bradford

Shah wrote:
Good Idea, he'll appreciate the new sandals after destroying his previous ones chasing his whippet 10 km all around bradford

They always say that before judging anyone out loud you should walk a mile in their shoes, because then you will be a mile away, and, you will have their shoes...

Tino wrote:I'm just waiting for the first person to utter the phrase 'low hanging fruit' or 'throw it in the thought pond and see what ripples are created'.

There's the door, sunshine. Don't bother clearing your desk.

Run it up a flagpole and see who salutes, turn a tanker like a speedboat.... C**TS

rick_dagless wrote:

Shah wrote:
Good Idea, he'll appreciate the new sandals after destroying his previous ones chasing his whippet 10 km all around bradford

They always say that before judging anyone out loud you should walk a mile in their shoes, because then you will be a mile away, and, you will have their shoes...

Tino wrote:I'm just waiting for the first person to utter the phrase 'low hanging fruit' or 'throw it in the thought pond and see what ripples are created'.

There's the door, sunshine. Don't bother clearing your desk.

Run it up a flagpole and see who salutes, turn a tanker like a speedboat.... C**TS

Using conversion rates, this means that Dave judged 6.2 prostitutes on the weekend and probably won't need those sandals

Alas poor Paul "Julius" Daniels I knew him well.

ShahenshahG wrote:Alas poor Paul "Julius" Daniels I knew him well.

I liked him (drum roll) not a lot but...

And Wizbit was freaky so...

These are pretty clever and cool

http://www.theinspiration.com/2016/02/logos-affected-products-marco-schembri/

ShahenshahG wrote:Alas poor Paul "Julius" Daniels I knew him well.

And now I'm back. Now that's magic!

I used to really fancy Debbie McGee when I a young whippersnapper.

I'd probably still go there now actually.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Alas poor Paul "Julius" Daniels I knew him well.

And now I'm back. Now that's magic!

That's twice we've been disillusioned today

Well played Shah...

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I used to really fancy Debbie McGee when I a young whippersnapper.

I'd probably still go there now actually.

Too soon?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I used to really fancy Debbie McGee when I a young whippersnapper.

I'd probably still go there now actually.

Too soon?

I wouldn't wait too long, so no.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I used to really fancy Debbie McGee when I a young whippersnapper.

I'd probably still go there now actually.

Too soon?

No, but you sounded like sean.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I used to really fancy Debbie McGee when I a young whippersnapper.

I'd probably still go there now actually.

Too soon?

No, but you sounded like sean.

I thought that exact thing when I typed it.

GOSPEL.

So, Debbie. What is it you see in the millionaire Tino?

rick_dagless wrote:So, Debbie.  What is it you see in the millionaire Tino?

l*l out loud.

Afternoon notches...shame about Paul Daniels (we'll, shame is probably the wrong word as I wasn't that fussed about the hanky waving hobbit or his dreadfully dated act) However I think his funeral would be livened up by people thrusting swords into the coffin, sawing it in half and making it float above the congregation before disappearing in a cloud of smoke (which it will do if he's being cremated obviously)

Alright DAVE (when I say that, the internal voice is generally Roger Lloyd Pack)

You should be a funeral planner...

Cut out the middle man too.