The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 08 Mar 2016, 10:59 am

First topic message reminder :

rick_dagless wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Tino wrote:Why would they advise not to kill them? Not that anyone listens I guess but why would they advise that?

They keep the mosquito, cockroach, silverfish, etc... numbers in check. They are always open for spider donations from the general public for venom milking purposes.

Good answer. Very well said.

Cheers TLD, I learnt from the best...

I know that, but I just find it odd that there is actually specific advice on the subject.

It must be fact you actually have an arthropod world worth talking about.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 7:44 am

Goths chicks do tend to be very hot or very fat, and not much in between...

Life is ok here so far to be fair, starting to feel a bit more like summer in the evening now and it is light when I am getting to work, feeling less like a mole now.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 7:57 am

Not Fat per se more like Tall and well built. I know the feeling, it's nice to wake up to light in the morning's too. Less tripping over stuff and more awake when driving. Think i'll have a hot pastry today. Then i'll go to the gym for a couple of hours today while it is empty. Back to my irritating morning and evening shifts this week, so can't completely avoid leaving in the dark but for you at least dont have to risk the wrath of serial Rick.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 8:05 am

Ah, they are a specific subset, more metal than goth normally, did theyt hav massive boots on? I am sure SERIAL would clear it up if he were here.

I still leave in the dark so SERIAL is a real threat, but when I get into work I get some daylight from the car to the building so getting better...

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 8:07 am

Er... I don't quite know what the f*ck i was rambling on about there.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 8:23 am

I wouldn't worry too much mate, there is no one around to notice you going mental at this time in the morning.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 8:32 am

Bloody hell - Shah's gone mental.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 8:33 am

Think the stalkerish little W*nker is here or hereabouts. Probably writing all this down in his little red book.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 8:35 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Bloody hell - Shah's gone mental.

Thanks mate, just be happy you won't be alone as well as senile

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 8:40 am

Morning Jules.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 9:13 am

Morning daggles.

Can't wait for Tino's CC 3.0. Should be arriving any decade now.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 9:15 am

What a feckin dead day.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 9:25 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Morning daggles.

Can't wait for Tino's CC 3.0. Should be arriving any decade now.

Must be due Jules, maybe that's why we don't see him so often nowadays, he is in concept meetings and putting it through some UAT and SIT prior to release.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 9:31 am

rick_dagless wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Morning daggles.

Can't wait for Tino's CC 3.0. Should be arriving any decade now.

Must be due Jules, maybe that's why we don't see him so often nowadays, he is in concept meetings and putting it through some UAT and SIT prior to release.

More like JRAT and SH*T

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 10:02 am

Another one I should have kept to myself. I need a break I think

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 10:03 am

You need to start using your inside voice maybe Shah?

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 10:24 am

I don't like it rick. It tells me to kill infidels. You're being a bit like duty voting for ukip or a turkey voting for christmas.

by Guest Tue 05 Apr 2016, 10:32 am

Aye up Cuppers,

Shah, tell me the names of the bands they have emblazoned on their t-shirts, jackets, bags etc. I'll tell you if they're Got, metal emo or that I have no idea what sh!t the kidz are listening to today

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 10:46 am

Morning DAVE, is one acceptably well?

by Guest Tue 05 Apr 2016, 10:51 am

I can't complain Rick (I've been banned from doing so at home and at work) Hate my job and colleagues, wife's crackers at the minute and my kids can't decide if they're mad or not. Been alcohol free for over a week now and am not sure if this new clarity of thought is a good thing or a bad thing

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 11:19 am

Hmm, sounds like you are the wrong side of sober mate... Like Klatchian coffee if you read Terry Pratchett.

Might be lesson here somewhere, though I am generally too hazy to understand what it is. Perhaps it is just that you need to prank a colleague to make them more miserable, like planting some snuff movies on their work device or something, they will see the funny side eventually.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 11:41 am

DAVE667 wrote:Aye up Cuppers,

Shah, tell me the names of the bands they have emblazoned on their t-shirts, jackets, bags etc. I'll tell you if they're Got, metal emo or that I have no idea what sh!t the kidz are listening to today

I think they've thankfully sussed out that devil gear isn't going to go down too well in this household and have just worn black clothes with a rather thick eye liner.

by Guest Tue 05 Apr 2016, 12:01 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Aye up Cuppers,

Shah, tell me the names of the bands they have emblazoned on their t-shirts, jackets, bags etc. I'll tell you if they're Got, metal emo or that I have no idea what sh!t the kidz are listening to today

I think they've thankfully sussed out that devil gear isn't going to go down too well in this household and have just worn black clothes with a rather thick eye liner.

Goths....I sh!t 'em!

by Rowley Tue 05 Apr 2016, 12:23 pm

Why are they living with you Shah, is it some strange reverse diversity quota thing I don't understand or have you moved them in to keep your seven wives on their toes?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 12:28 pm

Here is one for TLD and Tino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUdysuwlJQI

Afternoon Jeffers.

by **superflyweight** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 12:55 pm

Spider beats snake
Shoe beats spider
Massive spade beats snake just to make sure

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 1:01 pm

supes wrote:Massive spade beats snake just to make sure

Racist...

Afternoon superfly dear boy...

Beef salad sarnie, cheese and onion crisps, too many tomatoes next to the bread 5/10

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 1:03 pm

Rowley wrote:Why are they living with you Shah, is it some strange reverse diversity quota thing I don't understand or have you moved them in to keep your seven wives on their toes?

My sisters mates. Shes a daft cow as well.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 05 Apr 2016, 1:04 pm

I'm not Erik Bauersfeld.

It's a trap.

by **superflyweight** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 1:07 pm

Afternoon Rick and everyone else.

Last week of work before a long overdue and much needed holiday. Heading off into the wilds of Scotland for a week where there's no WiFi, 4G, 3G or phone signal (no not Dundee) so that I can't be reached by my boss or by clients. My wife's coming, but she did book it so I can't complain.

by **superflyweight** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 1:10 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm not Erik Bauersfeld.

It's a trap.

I always imagine Jules as an Admiral Akbar type. A wise and learned tactician, a freedom fighter, someone to look up to, a real father figure - with a massive dome head and goggly Frank Warren.

So the filter automatically changes f*sh eyes to Frank Warren?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 1:13 pm

You checked the video out above Tino? (afternoon)

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 05 Apr 2016, 1:19 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm not Erik Bauersfeld.

It's a trap.

I always imagine Jules as an Admiral Akbar type. A wise and learned tactician, a freedom fighter, someone to look up to, a real father figure - with a massive dome head and goggly Frank Warren.

We could all be Star Wars figures.

Me - Han Solo. Smooth dresser, leader, inspirational figure and a massive hit with the ladies
Jules - Admiral Akbar
Sean - Luke Skywalker. A bit of a d*ck who tries to slip it to his sister before being groomed by a old man with a glowing rod.
Jeff - Chewbacca. Hairy back. Say no more.
Shah - Darth Vader. Basically a terrorist mastermind determined to bring down the free world.
SerialDAVE - Boba Fett. A hired gun. A ruthless killer who stops at nothing to bring down his targets
riCK - That bloke who runs the Death Star. A sneak who tricks Princess Leia to reveal the rebel base. Basically what lawyers do to normal people
Galted - C3PO. Tall and thin but a bit of a loser who wets his pants at the first sign of danger
TLD - Lando. Too long in the sun

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 05 Apr 2016, 1:19 pm

rick_dagless wrote:You checked the video out above Tino? (afternoon)

Yes mate. You won't be surprised to learn that I have already seen it.

Great stuff though.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 1:23 pm

Tino wrote:riCK - That bloke who runs the Death Star. A sneak who tricks Princess Leia to reveal the rebel base. Basically what lawyers do to normal people

Was that Max Von Sydow? If so i'll take it, if not C**t

by **superflyweight** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 1:27 pm

Me - Han Solo. Smooth dresser, leader, inspirational figure and a massive hit with the ladies. killed by his son

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 05 Apr 2016, 1:30 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Me - Han Solo. Smooth dresser, leader, inspirational figure and a massive hit with the ladies. killed by his son

Well played.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 1:34 pm

Can anyone tell me why, when Han Solo gets captured, Lando steals his clothes and wears them?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 05 Apr 2016, 1:39 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Can anyone tell me why, when Han Solo gets captured, Lando steals his clothes and wears them?

Wouldn't you steal that leather waistcoat thing if you had half a chance?

I know Galted would. That would go lovely with his cargo pants.

by Guest Tue 05 Apr 2016, 1:52 pm

Maybe Lando assumed, like Haz does now, that everyone is racist so if he wore a white man's clothes, they'd look at the clothing and think "Oh there goes a sensibly dressed white chap" as opposed to "Hey that ****** just stole a white dude's threads!"

It was the 70's baby, sh!t was different back then

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 1:57 pm

DAVE667 wrote:Maybe Lando assumed, like Haz does now, that everyone is racist so if he wore a white man's clothes, they'd look at the clothing and think "Oh there goes a sensibly dressed white chap" as opposed to "Hey that ****** just stole a white dude's threads!"

It was the 70's baby, sh!t was different back then

Just don't speak Jive and no one will know...

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 2:01 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Maybe Lando assumed, like Haz does now, that everyone is racist so if he wore a white man's clothes, they'd look at the clothing and think "Oh there goes a sensibly dressed white chap" as opposed to "Hey that ****** just stole a white dude's threads!"

It was the 70's baby, sh!t was different back then

Just don't speak Jive and no one will know...

His mamma didn't raise no dummy, he dug that rap.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 2:08 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Me - Han Solo. Smooth dresser, leader, inspirational figure and a massive hit with the ladies. killed by his son

Thanks for filling in during my absence. A case of confiscated whisky is en route once I fake burning it in a fire.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 2:19 pm

Tino. Go and recruit Hoonercat. He's fulfilled half your criteria in driving tophat to a nervous breakdown. Better than raf already.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 05 Apr 2016, 2:27 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Tino. Go and recruit Hoonercat. He's fulfilled half your criteria in driving tophat to a nervous breakdown. Better than raf already.

I have no idea what you are talking about?

by Guest Tue 05 Apr 2016, 2:34 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:Tino. Go and recruit Hoonercat. He's fulfilled half your criteria in driving tophat to a nervous breakdown. Better than raf already.

This is what happens when your argue with someone whose own living wage is in excess of £5000 a week!

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 2:51 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Tino. Go and recruit Hoonercat. He's fulfilled half your criteria in driving tophat to a nervous breakdown. Better than raf already.

I have no idea what you are talking about?

Look on the living wage thread

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 05 Apr 2016, 2:56 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Tino. Go and recruit Hoonercat. He's fulfilled half your criteria in driving tophat to a nervous breakdown. Better than raf already.

I have no idea what you are talking about?

Look on the living wage thread

It's 3 f*cking pages! I'm not reading that.

I can guess the general tone though. TopHat blabbering on about the workshy and poor?

by **superflyweight** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 3:00 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Tino. Go and recruit Hoonercat. He's fulfilled half your criteria in driving tophat to a nervous breakdown. Better than raf already.

I have no idea what you are talking about?

Look on the living wage thread

It's 3 f*cking pages! I'm not reading that.

I can guess the general tone though. TopHat blabbering on about the workshy and poor?

He calls himself a "marketeer" in that thread.

by Rowley Tue 05 Apr 2016, 3:01 pm

It's their own fault for being poor. If they earned more money they would no longer be as poor. Why they can't work this out is beyond me.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 05 Apr 2016, 3:06 pm

Just recruit him. Can't be any worse than raf or that guy we keep forgetting

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