The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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rick_dagless wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:Why would they advise not to kill them? Not that anyone listens I guess but why would they advise that?

They keep the mosquito, cockroach, silverfish, etc... numbers in check. They are always open for spider donations from the general public for venom milking purposes.

Good answer. Very well said.

Cheers TLD, I learnt from the best...

I know that, but I just find it odd that there is actually specific advice on the subject.

It must be fact you actually have an arthropod world worth talking about.

You make a mistake assuming all Jazz is soothing. The seventies Jazz Fusion as heard on Miles Davis' Live-Evil is most challenging and would never be described as soothing.

Rowley wrote:You make a mistake assuming all Jazz is soothing. The seventies Jazz Fusion as heard on Miles Davis' Live-Evil is most challenging and would never be described as soothing.

FFS even someone as crass as Denise wouldn't be stupid enough to advise relaxing in a warm bath with a musical cacophony as accompaniment. You may as well suggest sitting in a bath of hot vinegar with deep cuts to your legs whilst listening to The Monolith Deathcult (all of which seem preferable to bathing whilst listening to jazz, surrounded by candles as your fluffy bunny slippers warm on the radiator)

Rowley wrote:You make a mistake assuming all Jazz is soothing. The seventies Jazz Fusion as heard on Miles Davis' Live-Evil is most challenging and would never be described as soothing.

Why do you insist on using a capital 'J'? Do you do it just to annoy me? If so, it works.

It should be j*zz.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:You make a mistake assuming all Jazz is soothing. The seventies Jazz Fusion as heard on Miles Davis' Live-Evil is most challenging and would never be described as soothing.

Why do you insist on using a capital 'J'?  Do you do it just to annoy me?  If so, it works.

It should be j*zz.

Just because Sean is away often doesn't mean you should become the resident c*mbucket

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:You make a mistake assuming all Jazz is soothing. The seventies Jazz Fusion as heard on Miles Davis' Live-Evil is most challenging and would never be described as soothing.

Why do you insist on using a capital 'J'?  Do you do it just to annoy me?  If so, it works.

It should be j*zz.

Just because Sean is away often doesn't mean you should become the resident c*mbucket

Speak to Tina like that again and suffer the consequences!!!!!!

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:You make a mistake assuming all Jazz is soothing. The seventies Jazz Fusion as heard on Miles Davis' Live-Evil is most challenging and would never be described as soothing.

Why do you insist on using a capital 'J'?  Do you do it just to annoy me?  If so, it works.

It should be j*zz.

Just because Sean is away often doesn't mean you should become the resident c*mbucket

Speak to Tina like that again and suffer the consequences!!!!!!

Sick him, Serial. Sick balls.

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:You make a mistake assuming all Jazz is soothing. The seventies Jazz Fusion as heard on Miles Davis' Live-Evil is most challenging and would never be described as soothing.

Why do you insist on using a capital 'J'?  Do you do it just to annoy me?  If so, it works.

It should be j*zz.

Just because Sean is away often doesn't mean you should become the resident c*mbucket

Speak to Tina like that again and suffer the consequences!!!!!!

He's a c*mbucket.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:You make a mistake assuming all Jazz is soothing. The seventies Jazz Fusion as heard on Miles Davis' Live-Evil is most challenging and would never be described as soothing.

Why do you insist on using a capital 'J'?  Do you do it just to annoy me?  If so, it works.

It should be j*zz.

Just because Sean is away often doesn't mean you should become the resident c*mbucket

Speak to Tina like that again and suffer the consequences!!!!!!

Sick him, Serial.  Sick balls.

You really are going for Sean's spot.

Although watching you treat Serial like a dog is amusing, stop it lest Jr overreads and I'm the last one left.

I'm not Ronnie Corbett.

I was on holiday in Reykjavik with the family.

Galted and I will swap stories.

JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm not Ronnie Corbett.

I was on holiday in Reykjavik with the family.

Galted and I will swap stories.

I love you, Julius.

I had to rent swimming trunks at the Blue Lagoon as mine were in my luggage which was stuck at the airport.

I saw whales, Galted. Up close.

And stood at the very edge of North America.

And had all my luggage.

That qualifies as a "wow" (the whales. Up close.)

I asked someone at the airport where to wait for the shuttle to the Blue Lagoon. He managed to explain that he didn't speak any English so I asked him again using the exact same words and he still didn't know what I was talking about.

Click to see whale pic

That would qualify as close. Puts to shame the seal I saw at Eastbourne.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDpe5w6fntc&ebc=ANyPxKqEoyGKDw4N5uivMnAHTXNneHKOZloz9jzcisRFkAzYCEw3CbStY1wxvSbS2vl0wofNDjcxmDZ6QTfPpmFDgOdnUoVNNw

This is how you should react when you lose Tino.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Click to see whale pic

looks like a discarded car tyre

DAVE667 wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Click to see whale pic

looks like a discarded car tyre

You're probably seeing it's future Serial. The Japanese will get it one day.

FIST NOTCHES.

Morning Tentative TLD and Reprobate Rick, Happy 35th I hope?

Miserable warm night, struggled to sleep. Poor England and Stokes.

In the heat of the day down in Mobile Alabama
Working on the railroad with the steel driving hammer
I gotta get some money to buy some brand new shoes
Tryin' to find somebody to take away these blues
"She don't love me" hear them singing in the sun
Payday's coming and my work is all done

Well, in the evening when the sun is sinking low
All day I been waiting for the whistle to blow
Sitting in a tee pee built right on the tracks
Rolling them bones until the foreman comes back
Pick up you belongings boys and scatter about
We've got an off-schedule train comin' two miles out

Everybody's scrambling, running around
Picking up their money, tearing the tee pee down
Foreman wants to panic, 'bout to go insane
Trying to get the workers out the way of the train
Engineer blows the whistle loud and long
Can't stop the train, have to let it roll on

Morning Shah, top weekend cheers mate, how was yours?

Sick

Serene my friend, serene. Lots of piano and not enough aggro. What you get upto, did you watch the match?

I was at the horse racing on Saturday so did not see much football and then was just chilling on Saturday, which was needed after 2 hectic days to be fair.

Saw Fielding in the boxing in an awful fight, and not much else.

My wife asked me if I was having an affair with a woman from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch. I said: 'How can you say such a thing?'

Wet and miserable turd. Morning notches and belated birthday wishes Rick.

Not a cricket fan but gotta feel for Stokes, still no worse than the Gareth Southgate etc missing vital penalties (although Southgate didn't get six f*cking goes at it!!!!!!!!!)

Hard to say if Callum Smith has a chance at the SM crown given the guy he fought looked like a lightweight. Thought Diego Corrales had being reincarnated. Hard to believe this time next week AJ could be HW Champion although part of me wants to see him fail if for no other reason that it will make Eddie Hearn feel like sh!t. Genuinely like AJ but the way Eddie fawns over him reminds of the crush Warren had on Amir Khan.

Cheers DAVE and good morning.

Very good Shah, I am equally impressed that you can spell it to be honest.

I do feel for Sokes as the batting was woeful.

Can I also add what an absolute cockwomble Adrian Broner is...

rick_dagless wrote:Cheers DAVE and good morning.

Very good Shah, I am equally impressed that you can spell it to be honest.

I do feel for Sokes as the batting was woeful.

Can I also add what an absolute cockwomble Adrian Broner is...

FFS Rick he just copies and pastes from Google. Do you think he types out all those songs every morning?

Re Broner, be careful as TRUSS will leap to his defence on the grounds that you're clearly a c*nt who hates Americans despite is being glaringly obvious to al,l that irrespective of nationality, Broner would always be a c*ckwomblec*ntstardfrigtard

Good mourning all and happy Bert's day, Rick.

Poor Stokes indeed. Hell of a finish from Brathwaite.

So we finally wound the clocks back during the weekend.
Have you guys gone forward.... or what?

Cheers TLD are you well? We jumped forward in time last week.

As for Broner, when you can position yourself as a more dislikeable persona the FMJ then by jove you are a tool. At least Mayweather can back it up...

Morning all. I'm not Joe Medicine Crow.

Fine thanks rick.
Lots happening here this week.

Thank God, Jules.
I'm not Bob Ellis I'm sure you'll be pleased to know... even if you've never heard of him.

I'm glad you not Bob Ellis TLD, or Adrian Broner - neither or both of whom may be dead. I've never heard of either of them.

Wishful thinking re Broner.

Adrian Boner l#l

Got my eyes tested again on the weekend but I still keep reading between the lines.

ShahenshahG wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:The next one is in 2020 in Australia. Why the 4 year gap I wonder?

This format must really be struggling... not much real world interest obviously.  

I'll be renting a room In your house TLD. Just don't tell the security services.

Don't worry about the security services.
Just wait in the aircraft cubicle until everyone else disembarks and the catering guys will whisk you through the back gates... and have all your equipment ready to go. I'll be in the beat up old yellow Torana just to the left of the air sock off runway 29. Too eee-a-sy.

Spoiler:

Going back to Jules earlier comment about Joe Medicine Crow.

What a guy (Joe I mean, though I am sure Jules is as well)

Sounds like quite a life although the Casinos, alcohol and solvent abuse issues that are rife amongst his people must have depressed him greatly

rick_dagless wrote:Going back to Jules earlier comment about Joe Medicine Crow.

What a guy (Joe I mean, though I am sure Jules is as well)

We have quite a bit in common. The H in JuliusHMarx actually stands for Holistic.

Tino seems to have gone into hiding since the Mossack Fonseca leak.

DAVE667 wrote:Sounds like quite a life although the Casinos, alcohol and solvent abuse issues that are rife amongst his people must have depressed him greatly

Doesn't look like he will be replaced either, lot of history will go along with him as well.

I think Tino invested all his money in TLD's offshore Pool venture/arthropod enclosure Jules.

We follow both the letter and the spirit of the law - as it currently stands.
Because we do, we have not once in nearly 14 months of operation been charged with any criminal arthropod wrongdoing.

Now if you will excuse us, we have a very busy schedule of spiderling feeding to carry out this lunchtime.

Good morning afternoon.

Tino'ed with a single post. Impressive.

Even given the huge amount of affection I have for Tina I can't find it in my heart to forgive him that particular transgression...unless of course, he's just conquered time travel in order to prevent Mr and Mrs Jackman conceiving Hugh and then slightly Michaelsed the clock upon his return.

One of my banner ads is Holly Willoughby advertising yoghurt milk. I'd like to think I speak on behalf of the majority of men when I say that instead of whoring herself out for every product going, she could substantially increase her income by posing naked and finally doing something people might actually be f*cking interested in.

Afternoon mothercuppers. I see Tino retains the ability to stop conversation with nothing but a greeting. Excellent news TLD. I knew I could rely on you. Welcome back 3l Julio. Hullo Dave. I see you've either killed Rowley or he's still sulking. Rick, ypu know as well as I that the only thing Tino has ever invested in is a headguard/mouth guard supply company. No point trying to confer upon him a financial ingenuity that he clearly doesn't possess.

Rowley is definitely sulking, I don't have any knives long enough to pierce the blubber yardage I envision Rowley to possess

Chelsea appoint Conte as head coach

Way to fight drug allegations Chelsea.

Yeah by having an ex LH World Champion from Liverpool who has slightly changed the spelling of his name and stopped "blacking up"

Fist Notches


Morning Tarassis TLD and Rhyparographic Rick

Beautiful day. Blue sky, sun not completely out yet but maybe a bit o sunshine.


Happiness hit her like a train on a track
Coming towards her stuck still no turning back

She hid it 'round corners and she hid it under beds
She killed it with kisses and from it she fled
With every bubble she sank with her drink
And washed it away down the kitchen sink

The dog days are over
The dog days are done
The horses are coming
So you better run

Run fast for your mother, run fast for your father
Run for your children, for your sisters and brothers
Leave all your love and your longing behind
You can't carry it with you if you want to survive

The dog days are over
The dog days are done
Can you hear the horses?
'Cause here they come

And I never wanted anything from you
Except everything you had and what was left after that too, oh
Happiness hit her like a bullet in the back
Struck from a great height by someone who should know better than that

The dog days are over
The dog days are done
Can you hear the horses?
'Cause here they come

Run fast for your mother, run fast for your father
Run for your children, for your sisters and brothers
Leave all your love and your longing behind
You can't carry it with you if you want to survive

The dog days are over
The dog days are done
Can you hear the horses?
'Cause here they come

The dog days are over
The dog days are done
The horses are coming
So you better run

Morning Shah, how you getting on today, are the ivories tinkling?

Sick

Tinkling and winkling merrily, slow going but i'll get there eventually. Got two Goths staying over in my house. Two of the biggest girls I've ever seen in my life. Tank Abbesses. Seemed sweet enough though. All good otherwise...what about yourself?