The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Great idea, Rick. Like windscreen wipers on a duck's butt.

Galted wrote:Chloe Madeley and Brian May have been successfully c*nted with a smattering of support.

The legend that is Galted

Rowley wrote:Thank you for May Galted. I am truly appreciative.

My pleasure. Hope it makes up for the shower of Villa-flavoured sh*te we've had this season.

DAVE667 wrote:

Galted wrote:Chloe Madeley and Brian May have been successfully c*nted with a smattering of support.

The legend that is Galted

Excellent news, I shall be less terrified walking in the dark knowing that you're less angry than usual.

The weird thing Galted is the way Villa have been relegated is probably the best way. We have been so staggeringly inept all season I kind of accepted we were going down in about November. From that point pretty much nothing that has happened has been a massive disappointment because my expectations have been so low.

Think it would be worse to be going into the last game of the season with some hope and have it cruelly dashed, we were put out of our misery early doors.

I don't feel too differently, it's more a relief than a disappointment. At least next season will be interesting.

Happy birthday Adam Sandler

I had to check it wasn't sandlers birthday!

Cheers!

Happy birthday, Adam. I've had birthdays before so if you need any advice just ask.

FIST NOTCHES

Morning Ritalin Rick and Tofranil TLD

Come up to meet you
Tell you I'm sorry
You don't know how lovely you are
I had to find you
Tell you I need you
Tell you I set you apart

Tell me your secrets
And ask me your questions
Oh let's go back to the start
Running in circles; coming up tails
Heads on a science apart

Nobody said it was easy
It's such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it would be this hard
Oh take me back to the start

I was just guessing at numbers and figures
Pulling your puzzles apart
Questions of science; science and progress
Do not speak as loud as my heart

Tell me you love me
Come back and haunt me
Oh and I rush to the start
Running in circles, chasing our tails
Coming back as we are

Nobody said it was easy
Oh it's such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it would be so hard
I'm going back to the start

Good weekends?

Morning mate, I had a very good bank holiday weekend cheers.

You?

Excellent news, what you get upto? Mine was not too shabby until now actually. My triceps and shoulders are absof*ckinglutely killing. On a positive note the work is beginning ot tell on my body and progress is good but falling behind on the piano so could be a little better. Have you got anything planned for your 6666th post?

https://youtu.be/aAdtUDaBfRA

Morning all.

Morning Rowley, not bad, not great but tolerable. Did the birthday celebrations go well? Did you do a sex? If so, How did you find the energy to do both TSMR and TBMW?

It was a lovely evening Shah. Generally a good weekend

ShahenshahG wrote:Excellent news, what you get upto? Mine was not too shabby until now actually. My triceps and shoulders are absof*ckinglutely killing. On a positive note the work is beginning ot tell on my body and progress is good but falling behind on the piano so could be a little better. Have you got anything planned for your 6666th post?

Morning mate, I was out with friends on Friday, and chilled on Saturday, then football Sunday (watching) and relaxing yesterday.

Nothing planned mate, did not even notice such a thing, but if I get time I will have think. But with being off on Friday I will be chasing my tail workwise today I suspect.

Why are your arms in pain? Gym?

Morning Jeffers

rick_dagless wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Excellent news, what you get upto? Mine was not too shabby until now actually. My triceps and shoulders are absof*ckinglutely killing. On a positive note the work is beginning ot tell on my body and progress is good but falling behind on the piano so could be a little better. Have you got anything planned for your 6666th post?

Morning mate, I was out with friends on Friday, and chilled on Saturday, then football Sunday (watching) and relaxing yesterday.

Nothing planned mate, did not even notice such a thing, but if I get time I will have think.  But with being off on Friday I will be chasing my tail workwise today I suspect.

Why are your arms in pain? Gym?

Morning Jeffers

Yeah, I've just realised Ramadan starts in the first week of June so gotta get in some serious hard work before then so maintenance is worthwhile. I'll be visiting the gym at 1 am every other day and knocking back heavy doses of slow release proteins.

What's the craic with Ramadan in places with 24 hour daylight/nightime cycles, like Iceland etc.?

Now the nice weather is here, I normally up my exercise, usually a fair weather jogger...

12 hours, the nearest country with a sizable Muslim presence or just fast when the people in Mecca do. Lucky sods.

Good morning.

The praying mantis is the only insect that can look behind its shoulders.

ShahenshahG wrote:12 hours, the nearest country with a sizable Muslim presence or just fast when the people in Mecca do. Lucky sods.

Ah, always wondered! The benefits of a multicultural Culture Cup


We have had very similar fact to that recently Tino, or are you clarifying on the last Mantis's fact's grey area?

Morning mate.

rick_dagless wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:12 hours, the nearest country with a sizable Muslim presence or just fast when the people in Mecca do. Lucky sods.

Ah, always wondered!  The benefits of a multicultural Culture Cup


We have had very similar fact to that recently Tino, or are you clarifying on the last Mantis's fact's grey area?

Morning mate.

I've just got a sh*t memory.

Morning. I'm off to the motherland on Thursday. I'll pay homage for you.

Morning all.

What's your authoritative take on Leicester's Premier League title win, Tino?

JuliusHMarx wrote:Morning all.

What's your authoritative take on Leicester's Premier League title win, Tino?

Delighted for them.

How was your long weekend, Julio?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:12 hours, the nearest country with a sizable Muslim presence or just fast when the people in Mecca do. Lucky sods.

Ah, always wondered!  The benefits of a multicultural Culture Cup


We have had very similar fact to that recently Tino, or are you clarifying on the last Mantis's fact's grey area?

Morning mate.

I've just got a sh*t memory.

Morning.  I'm off to the motherland on Thursday.  I'll pay homage for you.

Please do, I was supposed to get over this weekend but was unable, what's the occasion? Or just feeling the pull of the rolling salt flats?

rick_dagless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:12 hours, the nearest country with a sizable Muslim presence or just fast when the people in Mecca do. Lucky sods.

Ah, always wondered!  The benefits of a multicultural Culture Cup


We have had very similar fact to that recently Tino, or are you clarifying on the last Mantis's fact's grey area?

Morning mate.

I've just got a sh*t memory.

Morning.  I'm off to the motherland on Thursday.  I'll pay homage for you.

Please do, I was supposed to get over this weekend but was unable, what's the occasion? Or just feeling the pull of the rolling salt flats?

Funeral again! An old school friend. Third one in 18 months, we are dropping like flies. I'm wondering if I'll be next or getting away from the *ICI/Ineos plant will have saved me.

*I am in no way at all blaming ICI/Ineos for polluting Runcorn and/or the surrounding area so please don't sue Adam.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Morning all.

What's your authoritative take on Leicester's Premier League title win, Tino?

Delighted for them.

How was your long weekend, Julio?

Had better, had worse, I guess.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:12 hours, the nearest country with a sizable Muslim presence or just fast when the people in Mecca do. Lucky sods.

Ah, always wondered!  The benefits of a multicultural Culture Cup


We have had very similar fact to that recently Tino, or are you clarifying on the last Mantis's fact's grey area?

Morning mate.

I've just got a sh*t memory.

Morning.  I'm off to the motherland on Thursday.  I'll pay homage for you.

Please do, I was supposed to get over this weekend but was unable, what's the occasion? Or just feeling the pull of the rolling salt flats?

Funeral again!  An old school friend.  Third one in 18 months, we are dropping like flies.  I'm wondering if I'll be next or getting away from the *ICI/Ineos plant will have saved me.

*I am in no way at all blaming ICI/Ineos for polluting Runcorn and/or the surrounding area so please don't sue Adam.

Can blame BP (or is it Shell?) for that mate, they seem to get blamed for everything...

Went for something mildly libellous for my 6666....

rick_dagless wrote:Went for something mildly libellous for my 6666....

Touting for business at the same time. Clever.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Went for something mildly libellous for my 6666....

Touting for business at the same time.  Clever.

That was the plan, just libellous enough to send Adam into a tizzy, but not that libellous to make for a tough defence.

Morning all, no idea what you're all babbling about....off my nut on cold and flu capsules.

DAVE667 wrote:Morning all, no idea what you're all babbling about....off my nut on cold and flu capsules.

A brief respite for the hookers of Yorkshire.

Morning all.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Morning all, no idea what you're all babbling about....off my nut on cold and flu capsules.

A brief respite for the hookers of Yorkshire.

Not really, just more chance of me passing a lie detector test when I say I have no idea what I was doing on any given day

Morning 'stair, SERIAL...

Morning Rick.

Morning Al.

You well?

Morning Tino.

Not bad thank you, yourself? Good weekend?

Alistair wrote:Morning Tino.

Not bad thank you, yourself? Good weekend?

Yep, it was alright thanks. Lots of children related stuff (non Yewtree) but managed to find time to meet a mate for a beer or two yesterday. Sat in the garden of a delightful country pub eating food and drinking beer.

How was yours?

Peanut Butter Sandwiches 7/10

Saw one of my daughter's friends at Nursery this morning. She was wearing a cut-off denim jacket over her dress/outfit. I said that all she needed was a MOTORHEAD patch on the back...her dad nearly flipped the f*ck out. Turns out he's a f*cking God botherer with little or no sense of humour

DAVE667 wrote:Saw one of my daughter's friends at Nursery this morning. She was wearing a cut-off denim jacket over her dress/outfit. I said that all she needed was a MOTORHEAD patch on the back...her dad nearly flipped the f*ck out. Turns out he's a f*cking God botherer with little or no sense of humour

Could have understood if you had said Lost Prophets...

DAVE667 wrote:Saw one of my daughter's friends at Nursery this morning. She was wearing a cut-off denim jacket over her dress/outfit. I said that all she needed was a MOTORHEAD patch on the back...her dad nearly flipped the f*ck out. Turns out he's a f*cking God botherer with little or no sense of humour

That's gone over my head.

Whats motorhead?

Ok that's motorhead. Guitar work is insane but he sounds like he's being forced to sing whiles he is giving birth. It does however suit the music.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Alistair wrote:Morning Tino.

Not bad thank you, yourself? Good weekend?

Yep, it was alright thanks.  Lots of children related stuff (non Yewtree) but managed to find time to meet a mate for a beer or two yesterday.  Sat in the garden of a delightful country pub eating food and drinking beer.

How was yours?

Yeah it was alright, did some gardening, bought a BBQ, took the kids and dogs to the beach yesterday which was nice, albeit miserable weather wise, which in hindsight makes it better.

ShahenshahG wrote:Ok that's motorhead. Guitar work is insane but he sounds like he's being forced to sing whiles he is giving birth. It does however suit the music.

He/God/Lemmy is now dead...however, his vocals are harsh for rock music but relatively tame in the wider metal spectrum.

rick_dagless wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Saw one of my daughter's friends at Nursery this morning. She was wearing a cut-off denim jacket over her dress/outfit. I said that all she needed was a MOTORHEAD patch on the back...her dad nearly flipped the f*ck out. Turns out he's a f*cking God botherer with little or no sense of humour

Could have understood if you had said Lost Prophets...

Cheers Rick, I now plan to have her kidnapped and tattooed with that band logo

DAVE667 wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Saw one of my daughter's friends at Nursery this morning. She was wearing a cut-off denim jacket over her dress/outfit. I said that all she needed was a MOTORHEAD patch on the back...her dad nearly flipped the f*ck out. Turns out he's a f*cking God botherer with little or no sense of humour

Could have understood if you had said Lost Prophets...

Cheers Rick, I now plan to have her kidnapped and tattooed with that band logo

You should definitely do that, and it would be justified...

Speaking of tattooed children check out any of the top 3 adverts for these guys...

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=outpost.com

They won awards for doing them and they are quality

DAVE667 wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Saw one of my daughter's friends at Nursery this morning. She was wearing a cut-off denim jacket over her dress/outfit. I said that all she needed was a MOTORHEAD patch on the back...her dad nearly flipped the f*ck out. Turns out he's a f*cking God botherer with little or no sense of humour

Could have understood if you had said Lost Prophets...

Cheers Rick, I now plan to have her kidnapped and tattooed with that band logo

How old is she? Could you get away with pretending she's that McCann girl?