The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Alistair Wed 27 Apr 2016, 2:43 pm

First topic message reminder :

Great idea, Rick. Like windscreen wipers on a duck's butt.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 10 May 2016, 7:10 am

Morning Shah, Jeff, TLD (if he is back from sabbatical)

Fist notches...

by Rowley Tue 10 May 2016, 7:20 am

https://youtu.be/dz50N2_tCCg

Morning he who have no dag.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 10 May 2016, 7:29 am

Good tune Jeff but the hyphen inappropriately placed within the song title puts me off....

Morning mate.

by Rowley Tue 10 May 2016, 7:47 am

It's a fair point Rick. I have soured on Curtis Mayfield since juleps pointed out some of the grammatical flaws in his titling. Where is shah, might check the news for tales of foiled plots and dawn raids.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 10 May 2016, 7:50 am

Morning bitches. Knackered again. Going to go gym and wear my fecking body out then avoid taking a nap today. I'm getting tired of staying up half the night only to fall asleep an hour before work.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 10 May 2016, 7:51 am

Rowley wrote:It's a fair point Rick. I have soured on Curtis Mayfield since juleps pointed out some of the grammatical flaws in his titling. Where is shah, might check the news for tales of foiled plots and dawn raids.

Sounds like you could be on point for the dawn raid thing, as Shah seems pretty tired...

Morning Shah.

by Rowley Tue 10 May 2016, 7:53 am

how long of Ramadan is left shah, you've only just started haven't you?

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 10 May 2016, 7:56 am

Na it starts 7th June, it's the Khan fight that fecked me up, I should have slept then woken up to watch it instead of staying up the whole day from 6 am. Been playing catch up ever since.

by Rowley Tue 10 May 2016, 7:58 am

I watched it in the morning, is a very unusual occurrence for me to stay up for a fight, the enthusiasm or matches aren't really there any more.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 10 May 2016, 8:02 am

Good morning.

A cockroach can live for up to 3 weeks without its head.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 10 May 2016, 8:03 am

Me too actually but my little brother is a dopey little sh*t and my mum won't let him go out and watch the early morning fights with his mates because they're even more dopey than him. Hence, mum pestering me to stop him going off the rails and my brother pestering me to pay for the fights, pay for the food, drink etc etc. I'll remember to sleep before the fight next time.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 10 May 2016, 8:14 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

A cockroach can live for up to 3 weeks without its head.

Not a patch on you who can live the rest of your life without your balls. That is commonly known Tino. Put some bloody effort in

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 10 May 2016, 8:17 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

A cockroach can live for up to 3 weeks without its head.

Not a patch on you who can live the rest of your life without your balls. That is commonly known Tino. Put some bloody effort in

I have balls. In fact, one of your wives was tea bagging me last night.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 10 May 2016, 8:23 am

Dave the chicken lasted for about a year and a half without it's head...

Morning Tino, not sure you have the mechanism for tea bagging correct but I admire the sentiment.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 10 May 2016, 8:25 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

A cockroach can live for up to 3 weeks without its head.

Not a patch on you who can live the rest of your life without your balls. That is commonly known Tino. Put some bloody effort in

I have balls. In fact, one of your wives was tea bagging me last night.

Dunking you in and out of a barrel isn't tea bagging, Tino.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 10 May 2016, 8:27 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

A cockroach can live for up to 3 weeks without its head.

Not a patch on you who can live the rest of your life without your balls. That is commonly known Tino. Put some bloody effort in

I have balls. In fact, one of your wives was tea bagging me last night.

Great spot rick

laughing

my wife doesn't have balls. It must have been my dad you were thinking of.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 10 May 2016, 8:35 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

A cockroach can live for up to 3 weeks without its head.

Not a patch on you who can live the rest of your life without your balls. That is commonly known Tino. Put some bloody effort in

I have balls. In fact, one of your wives was tea bagging me last night.

Great spot rick

my wife doesn't have balls. It must have been my dad you were thinking of.

It was pretty dark in the room.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 10 May 2016, 8:39 am

rick_dagless wrote:Good tune Jeff but the hyphen inappropriately placed within the song title puts me off....

Morning mate.

That's a clever joke, right?

by **Pal Joey** Tue 10 May 2016, 10:18 am

I guess it is for some but not me. I find it quite dis-Grace-ful.

Good morning Rick and everyone else.

Still no sign of autumn. Very odd indeed.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 10 May 2016, 11:05 am

'Sup, LD.

Any interesting spider and/or snake reports from the home of dangerous critters?

by Guest Tue 10 May 2016, 11:10 am

Morning all.. Galted seems determined to lose an eyeball and kidney in a Lebowski related scuffle

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 10 May 2016, 11:13 am

DAVE667 wrote:Morning all.. Galted seems determined to lose an eyeball and kidney in a Lebowski related scuffle

Smash him, Serial. F*ck him up real good.

Eat his heart. Literally, not metaphorically.

by Guest Tue 10 May 2016, 11:18 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Morning all.. Galted seems determined to lose an eyeball and kidney in a Lebowski related scuffle

Smash him, Serial. F*ck him up real good.

Eat his heart. Literally, not metaphorically.

You're sick... I like it

by **Pal Joey** Tue 10 May 2016, 12:19 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:'Sup, LD.

Any interesting spider and/or snake reports from the home of dangerous critters?

A couple of funnel webs a few weeks ago here (the jungle) but nothing of late. Not even the bush turkey.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 10 May 2016, 12:23 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:'Sup, LD.

Any interesting spider and/or snake reports from the home of dangerous critters?

A couple of funnel webs a few weeks ago here (the jungle) but nothing of late. Not even the bush turkey.

We now have a snake at home. A corn snake. Hardly an inland taipan but it's the best we can come up with. He's a nice little fella.

We have a snake and a tarantula so my house is practically as dangerous as Australia.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 10 May 2016, 12:37 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:'Sup, LD.

Any interesting spider and/or snake reports from the home of dangerous critters?

A couple of funnel webs a few weeks ago here (the jungle) but nothing of late. Not even the bush turkey.

We now have a snake at home. A corn snake. Hardly an inland taipan but it's the best we can come up with. He's a nice little fella.

We have kids who regularly beat up on me so my house is practically as dangerous as Australia.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 10 May 2016, 12:39 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:'Sup, LD.

Any interesting spider and/or snake reports from the home of dangerous critters?

A couple of funnel webs a few weeks ago here (the jungle) but nothing of late. Not even the bush turkey.

We now have a snake at home. A corn snake. Hardly an inland taipan but it's the best we can come up with. He's a nice little fella.

We have kids who regularly beat up on me so my house is practically as dangerous as Australia.

Come on Jules, you're better than that.

Leave this kind of thing to Shah.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 10 May 2016, 12:55 pm

First he michaelsed the thread now he's bashing Tino. What a day to be alive, I am being looked up to by Julius.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 10 May 2016, 1:04 pm

Beef salad sandwich, beef Seabrook's crisps, 4/10

by **Pal Joey** Tue 10 May 2016, 1:22 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:'Sup, LD.

Any interesting spider and/or snake reports from the home of dangerous critters?

A couple of funnel webs a few weeks ago here (the jungle) but nothing of late. Not even the bush turkey.

We now have a snake at home. A corn snake. Hardly an inland taipan but it's the best we can come up with. He's a nice little fella.

We have kids who regularly beat up on me so my house is practically as dangerous as Australia.

I nearly slipped over in the mall at lunchtime today. Bloody overly polished steps and my choice of footwear was the probable cause.
This is a dangerous place. Australia.

Reckon I'll leave the ice skates at home tomorrow. It could have been so embarrassing but luckily I only had 2 or 3 steps to go so people must have thought I had some kind of mild walking (or step descending) disability.

by Guest Tue 10 May 2016, 1:40 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Beef salad sandwich, beef Seabrook's crisps, 4/10

Washed down with a hot Bovril, no doubt?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 10 May 2016, 1:41 pm

Yep, then nipped to the toilets for a line of oXo.

by Guest Tue 10 May 2016, 1:59 pm

Surely you crumble it into rolling papers, add tobacco and then er...Shah, help me out here!

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 10 May 2016, 2:11 pm

a little bit of nitroglycerine and then you honour the leader of any given democratic country with the first drag ~~then escape in a burka.~~ then take his wife ~~as a pet lady of loose morals~~ some flowers and apologise saying that you never knew marijuana could hurt any body.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 10 May 2016, 2:44 pm

Sh*t on here today.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 10 May 2016, 3:33 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Sh*t on here today.

Galted's dad wrote:You're right, Tino. It is proper sh*t.

It could only be made worse if my cretin of a son made an appearance. Can you believe that he thinks Barton Fink is better than The Big Lebowski? What a f*cking moron. How did something like that come from my overactive jism.

Anyway, thanks for the other night at Stringfellows. You're one crazy f*cker, Tino. I haven't had that much coke and strippers since I missed Galteds 40th birthday party when we went up The View with Charlie Sheen, RIck DAGlesS, Will Ferrell and a midget.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 10 May 2016, 4:17 pm

rick said he had 2 quizzes last week, but only provided one.
Then CC 3.0 unexpectedly failed to materialise.

Is it any wonder this place is in extremis?

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 10 May 2016, 4:55 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:rick said he had 2 quizzes last week, but only provided one.
Then CC 3.0 unexpectedly failed to materialise.

Is it any wonder this place is in extremis?

Be your age

by Guest Tue 10 May 2016, 6:34 pm

Maybe he just tries to see the good in everyone...silly old fool!

by **Galted** Tue 10 May 2016, 7:30 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Sh*t on here today.

Galted's dad wrote:You're right, Tino. It is proper sh*t.

It could only be made worse if my cretin of a son made an appearance. Can you believe that he thinks Barton Fink is better than The Big Lebowski? What a f*cking moron. How did something like that come from my overactive jism.

Anyway, thanks for the other night at Stringfellows. You're one crazy f*cker, Tino. I haven't had that much coke and strippers since I missed Galteds 40th birthday party when we went up The View with Charlie Sheen, RIck DAGlesS, Will Ferrell and a midget.

F*ck you, Dad.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 11 May 2016, 7:04 am

Fist Notches

Morning Rota Rick and Timeless TLD

Just think about it, life in Kingston Town,
Life in Kingston town
She calls out to the man on the street
Sir, can you help me?
Its cold and I´ve no place to sleep
Is there somewhere you can tell me
He walks on, and doesn´t look back
He pretends he can´t hear her
Starts to whistle as he left August Town
Seems embarrassed to be there
Oh, think twice, its just another day for
You and me in Kingston Town
Oh, think twice, its just another day for you
You and me in Kingston Town
Think about it, Life in Kingston town
She calls out to the man on the street
He can see she's been crying
She's got blisters on the soles of her feet
She can't walk but she's trying
Oh, think twice, its just another day for
You and me in Kingstown Town
Oh, think twice, its just another day for you
You and me in Kingstown Town
Just think about it, life in Kingstown Town,
Kingstown Town
Oh lord, is there anything anybody can do
and, Oh lord, there must be something you can say
You can tell by the lines on her face
You can see that she's been there
Probably been moved on from every place
Cos she doesn't fit in there
Oh, think twice, its just another day for
You and me in Kingstown Town
Oh, think twice, its just another day for you
You and me in Kingstown Town
in Kingstown Town
in Kingstown Town
in Kingstown Town
Its another day for you and me
in Kingstown Town
Its another day for you and me
in Kingstown Town

How is one and all?

by Rowley Wed 11 May 2016, 7:30 am

https://youtu.be/BtS0rwQK_pI

Morning one and indeed all.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 11 May 2016, 7:32 am

This one more up than down jeff, like your cholesterol

6/10

by Rowley Wed 11 May 2016, 7:34 am

Tina will love it shah. He is quite needy, he needs the reassurance occasionally.

by Rowley Wed 11 May 2016, 7:37 am

https://youtu.be/Rd70iqK_bsU

Here's a video you might enjoy shah. Love this.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 11 May 2016, 7:40 am

Rowley wrote:https://youtu.be/Rd70iqK_bsU

Here's a video you might enjoy shah. Love this.

That is feckin brilliant, especially with one guy being referred to as dick button half way through,

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 11 May 2016, 8:15 am

Good morning.

A butterfly has its taste receptors in its feet.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 11 May 2016, 9:43 am

Morning Shah, top lyricizing!"

Morning Jeff, decent song!

Morning Tino, good fact...

Morning Jules I didn't get time to post the second quiz, I shall do so this afternoon.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 11 May 2016, 10:00 am

Thank god you're here. I thought the butterfly fact had killed it already.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 11 May 2016, 10:05 am

Yeah I could not let a fact like that michaels it mate...

How are you doing?

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