The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Great idea, Rick. Like windscreen wipers on a duck's butt.

Alistair wrote:You've got two cultures muddled there, Shah.

In one Cup

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Alistair wrote:You've got two cultures muddled there, Shah.

In one Cup

Splicing things up.

https://youtu.be/r-LD2v3EDFw

Classic 60s mod.

Rowley wrote:https://youtu.be/r-LD2v3EDFw

Classic 60s mod.

Nice one, Jeff.

Good morning.

The weight of all the termites in the world outweigh the weight of all humans 10 to 1.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:https://youtu.be/r-LD2v3EDFw

Classic 60s mod.

Nice one, Jeff.

Good morning.

The weight of all the termites in the world outweigh the weight of all humans 10 to 1.

Excluding Toppy.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:https://youtu.be/r-LD2v3EDFw

Classic 60s mod.

Nice one, Jeff.

Good morning.

The weight of all the termites in the world outweigh the weight of all humans 10 to 1.

Excluding Toppy.

Yep, he was the anomaly in the formula.

Morning all...

No idea what number I am in but I will go for 5th, notches.

Morning rick.

The little light on my phone is flashing, as if I have a text waiting to be read, or a missed call. But when I check, there's nothing. Why is that?

Morning Jules

Could be an email or another type of notification that is set within your phone.

I often get them, for example, from BBC sport when alerts go through, but I also get when I reach pre-set data usage alerts etc...

So it could be a number of things, have you had the phone long?  Or updated/installed any applications recently?

Seems to have stopped now - might have been some sort of informational message that an app/apps had automatically updated. Troubled times for the Luddite in me.

Either that or the phone company is monitoring you Jules...

One of my friends had her kids convinced for years that the flashing red light on the internal burglar alarms was a "Father Christmas Cam" where he looked to see if you were good or bad. So when they were in the hall or out of sight they behaved. Worked a treat near Christmas time.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Seems to have stopped now - might have been some sort of informational message that an app/apps had automatically updated. Troubled times for the Luddite in me.

Congrats Tino. I knew you'd avenge yourself one day.

Morning Notches

Sun is shining and the birds are singing. What a lovely day. All good in the hood?

ShahenshahG wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Seems to have stopped now - might have been some sort of informational message that an app/apps had automatically updated. Troubled times for the Luddite in me.

Congrats Tino. I knew you'd avenge yourself one day.

Morning Notches

Sun is shining and the birds are singing. What a lovely day. All good in the hood?

I don't know - I'm not wearing a hood.

Morning Shah, the hood is indeed good, but wish I was outside rather than stuck in here to be honest, how is sprogwatch going?

Still refusing to come out adding weight to tinos claim yesterday. Probably afraid of the midwife.

rick_dagless wrote:Either that or the phone company is monitoring you Jules...

One of my friends had her kids convinced for years that the flashing red light on the internal burglar alarms was a "Father Christmas Cam" where he looked to see if you were good or bad.  So when they were in the hall or out of sight they behaved.  Worked a treat near Christmas time.

Still works on my two kids...and my wife

DAVE667 wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Either that or the phone company is monitoring you Jules...

One of my friends had her kids convinced for years that the flashing red light on the internal burglar alarms was a "Father Christmas Cam" where he looked to see if you were good or bad.  So when they were in the hall or out of sight they behaved.  Worked a treat near Christmas time.

Still works on my two kids...and my wife

They probably think it is some kind of laser targeting system DAVE... Afternoon.

Can you not tempt it out with some chicken or something Shah?

Possibly some swan foie gras mixture offered in a bowl made from Stag horn while wearing sandals. Problem is tino is reluctant to lend me these things.

Get the sandals from Galted

I want him to come out not batten down the hatches.

DAVE667 wrote:Get the sandals from Galted

l*l out loud.

BBQ pork baguette, chips, pint of milk 7/01

rick_dagless wrote:BBQ pork baguette, chips, pint of milk 7/01

F*cking hell Rick, that must be good...seven points out of a possible one point

It was some cow juice I tell you! Back up north today so thought I would take advantage.

(and possibly feck up my lunch grade but that is by the by)

rick_dagless wrote:BBQ pork baguette, chips, pint of milk 7/01

You're back up to second on my all time favourite list.

Was the milk skimmed in any way whatsoever?

Blue top super, so no, though not gold top, as could not get hold of it here.

Excellent news Tino!

That is first rate work Rick.

superflyweight wrote:That is first rate work Rick.

Really is.

Amazing how someone drinking a pint of milk can be so heartwarming.

It was the reference to the colour of the top that gladdened by heart.

Worked in the Tesco when I was a student. A woman once asked me what colour semi-skimmed milk was. She don't look too impressed when I replied "off-white".

Do you guys still get milk delivered in glass bottles?

superflyweight wrote:It was the reference to the colour of the top that gladdened by heart.  

riCK's from the north west, it goes without saying that he drinks blue top.

ShahenshahG wrote:Do you guys still get milk delivered in glass bottles?

I don't. But I do buy about a tankers worth a week from the Tesco.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:It was the reference to the colour of the top that gladdened by heart.  

riCK's from the north west, it goes without saying that he drinks blue top.

Do you drink the one percent you southern Nancy.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:It was the reference to the colour of the top that gladdened by heart.  

riCK's from the north west, it goes without saying that he drinks blue top.

Do you drink the one percent you southern Nancy.  

You bloody jihadist.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:It was the reference to the colour of the top that gladdened by heart.  

riCK's from the north west, it goes without saying that he drinks blue top.

Do you drink the one percent you southern Nancy.  

You bloody jihadist.  

Neither of us can deny these accusations.

I don't see the point in diet milk...

I blame the fecking hipsters, and soy milk!! For the sake of f**k

It was made for people like gated rick. So they could water down whole milk and sell 10 times as much. Sadly for the previous generations of galtetudes the scion of their house resorted to snorting condoms and the younger one went into the I.T business.

Bet they sell it in the cereal cafe's

ShahenshahG wrote:It was made for people like gated rick. So they could water down whole milk and sell 10 times as much. Sadly for the previous generations of galtetudes the scion of their house resorted to snorting condoms  and the younger one went into the I.T business.

Who's 'gated rick'?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:It was made for people like gated rick. So they could water down whole milk and sell 10 times as much. Sadly for the previous generations of galtetudes the scion of their house resorted to snorting condoms  and the younger one went into the I.T business.

Who's 'gated rick'?

Tinos offspring by chick dagless

Evening all.

The Giant Anteater eats up to 30 000 ants and termites a day.

Galted wrote:Evening all.

The Giant Anteater eats up to 30 000 ants and termites a day.

Best bug fact ever!

I know you would never dream of doing so Galted, but don't start posting songs. I'm no Tina, I will f&ck you up good and proper whether you're my favourite or not. Your excellent taste in films and love of Villa will not save you.

These ads wont go away Rowley. Use your mighty intellect for all things technical and solve this issue.

The thought never crossed my mind, Jeff, posting songs would be akin to CC blasphemy.

If I was to accidentally post a song I would go so far as to f&ck myself up so that you wouldn't have to wear out your fists.

@ Julius, thanks for your excellent observation.  It's especially rewarding to be recognised in such a way knowing how much work Tino puts into his superb bug facts even if they're sometimes about worms and sometimes a bit f*cking boring.

and repetitive, and common knowledge. You know for a so called expert he only ever posts stuff that we already know. I mentioned a velvet ant to him and nary a sign of recognition. Galted, you must take over those duties

ShahenshahG wrote:and repetitive, and common knowledge. You know for a so called expert he only ever posts stuff that we already know. I mentioned a velvet ant to him and nary a sign of recognition. Galted, you must take over those duties

Thanks, Shah, I shall give this some serious consideration.

Sorry to hear about your velvet ant fact, I just bet it will reappear in a couple of weeks credited to Tino - this is just the sort of craft and cunning of which he's capable.

Would a Velvet ant fact clearly stolen off Shah be better than an original fact that is clearly a bird related fact, as we had the other week?

These are the sort of questions the CC has me wrestling with on a daily basis.

Galted tomorrow's song is going to be especially for you (a song I hope you will enjoy, not the Kylie and Jason song, obviously)

Rowley wrote:Would a Velvet ant fact clearly stolen off Shah be better than an original fact that is clearly a bird related fact, as we had the other week?

These are the sort of questions the CC has me wrestling with on a daily basis.

Galted tomorrow's song is going to be especially for you (a song I hope you will enjoy, not the Kylie and Jason song, obviously)

I didn't know Ray Mears had ever had a song out.