The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Great idea, Rick. Like windscreen wipers on a duck's butt.

Just learned about Albert Fish after reading the Yorkshire Ripper thread.

Did a bit of research. Blimey. He was one sick puppy.

Yes he was Tino, I inadvertently know quite a bit about him.

When they tried to electrocute him he shorted it out due to needles in gentleman's area

Happy hassan day boys nice even 7 pounds. That's all members of this family born on a Friday. I should have put a bet on it.

Congrats mate! I shall inform the appropriate authorities.

Glad everything went well!

rick_dagless wrote:I inadvertently know quite a bit about him.

How so?

I can understand Serial having intimate knowledge of him but why would you?

During my research, I also (metaphorically) stumbled upon Andrei Chikatilo. He is another chap that needed some time on the naughty step.

ShahenshahG wrote:Happy hassan day boys nice even 7 pounds. That's all members of this family born on a Friday.  I should have put a bet on it.

Well done, Shah. Congrats to you and all the wives.

Lovely stuff.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:I inadvertently know quite a bit about him.

How so?

I can understand Serial having intimate knowledge of him but why would you?

During my research, I also (metaphorically) stumbled upon Andrei Chikatilo.  He is another chap that needed some time on the naughty step.

Quite a few friends are morbidly obsessed with various serial killers, and I appear to have picked up quite a bit of knowledge by osmosis to be honest... And yes the butcher of Rostov was a bit silly...

ShahenshahG wrote:Happy hassan day boys nice even 7 pounds. That's all members of this family born on a Friday.  I should have put a bet on it.

Yay!

JuliusHMarx wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Happy hassan day boys nice even 7 pounds. That's all members of this family born on a Friday.  I should have put a bet on it.

Yay!

Well done Shah and Mrs Shah.

Cheers boyos. He doesn't even look like a prisoner of war which is a plus. Waiting in the mat ward waiting for them to come out of recovery. I'd better avoid smoking before I go in.

Afternoon notches. Congrats to Shah and Mrs Shah (insert relevant number here)
All you serial killer addicts.... WELCOME

rick_dagless wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Depends on the hair...

Surely you chest?

These jokes may have some legs

ear ear

Congratulations Shah, how many is that now, does Tina need to get the plumbing rewired?

Just two. I don't think he can rewire them

In the same way people fix their television by hitting it repeatedly, perhaps Tina's 'nads can be fixed with the application of a boot to the troubled area

ShahenshahG wrote:Just two. I don't think he can rewire them

Good, steffan will approve.

That they can't be rewired? Planning on one more but I'm hoping for triplets

Congratulations, Shah. Would like to post something a bit funnier or wittier or more awe-inspiring but I'm no Tino or Julius or Jeff.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Just learned about Albert Fish after reading the Yorkshire Ripper thread.

Did a bit of research.  Blimey.  He was one sick puppy.

The worst of it was the letter he wrote to Grace's idiot mother and she having to get her son to read it out to her.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Just learned about Albert Fish after reading the Yorkshire Ripper thread.

Did a bit of research.  Blimey.  He was one sick puppy.

The worst of it was the letter he wrote to Grace's idiot mother and she having to get her son to read it out to her.

I have MACABRE's album with "Mr Albert Fish..." on it and there's the line

"He took little 12yr old Grace Budd home"
"And then he sawed right through her bones"
"With carrots and Onions he made a stew"
"Her body parts were also used"

I recently downloaded a copy and they'd changed they lyrics to

"He took a little 12yr old girl home"

Strange that a band who've made a career out of such a gruesome subject matter should feel compelled to alter lyrics and re-record a track for fear of causing offence.

DAVE667 wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Just learned about Albert Fish after reading the Yorkshire Ripper thread.

Did a bit of research.  Blimey.  He was one sick puppy.

The worst of it was the letter he wrote to Grace's idiot mother and she having to get her son to read it out to her.

I have MACABRE's album with "Mr Albert Fish..." on it and there's the line

"He took little 12yr old Grace Budd home"
"And then he sawed right through her bones"
"With carrots and Onions he made a stew"
"Her body parts were also used"

I recently downloaded a copy and they'd changed they lyrics to

"He took a little 12yr old girl home"

Strange that a band who've made a career out of such a gruesome subject matter should feel compelled to alter lyrics and re-record a track for fear of causing offence.

Probably in case they got sued by the descendants. The bit they changed was the least offensive.

Galted wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Just learned about Albert Fish after reading the Yorkshire Ripper thread.

Did a bit of research.  Blimey.  He was one sick puppy.

The worst of it was the letter he wrote to Grace's idiot mother and she having to get her son to read it out to her.

I have MACABRE's album with "Mr Albert Fish..." on it and there's the line

"He took little 12yr old Grace Budd home"
"And then he sawed right through her bones"
"With carrots and Onions he made a stew"
"Her body parts were also used"

I recently downloaded a copy and they'd changed they lyrics to

"He took a little 12yr old girl home"

Strange that a band who've made a career out of such a gruesome subject matter should feel compelled to alter lyrics and re-record a track for fear of causing offence.

Probably in case they got sued by the descendants. The bit they changed was the least offensive.

Thing is it was released in the late 80's early 90's

there's also a defunct band called British band called Screamin Daemon who's did an album calle "the Decline of the English Murder " (very Orwellian I'm sure you'll agree) and they have a song called "the Brady Bunch" (to the tune of Teddy Bear's Picnic) with the lyrics

If you go onto the Moors today you're in for a big surprise
If you go onto the Moors today you'll never believe your eyes
For every copper that ever there was is digging up holes in the ground because
They still can't find the missing child they murdered

DAVE667 wrote:

Galted wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Just learned about Albert Fish after reading the Yorkshire Ripper thread.

Did a bit of research.  Blimey.  He was one sick puppy.

The worst of it was the letter he wrote to Grace's idiot mother and she having to get her son to read it out to her.

I have MACABRE's album with "Mr Albert Fish..." on it and there's the line

"He took little 12yr old Grace Budd home"
"And then he sawed right through her bones"
"With carrots and Onions he made a stew"
"Her body parts were also used"

I recently downloaded a copy and they'd changed they lyrics to

"He took a little 12yr old girl home"

Strange that a band who've made a career out of such a gruesome subject matter should feel compelled to alter lyrics and re-record a track for fear of causing offence.

Probably in case they got sued by the descendants. The bit they changed was the least offensive.

Thing is it was released in the late 80's early 90's

there's also a defunct band called British band called Screamin Daemon who's did an album calle "the Decline of the English Murder " (very Orwellian I'm sure you'll agree) and they have a song called "the Brady Bunch" (to the tune of Teddy Bear's Picnic) with the lyrics

If you go onto the Moors today you're in for a big surprise
If you go onto the Moors today you'll never believe your eyes
For every copper that ever there was is digging up holes in the ground because
They still can't find the missing child they murdered

I really really really wish that that hadn't made me laugh.

They really were a very funny band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoR1QehRZeE

Sorry, Jeff, but SerialDAVE made me do it.

Congratulations to you Shah and the missus. Hassan, Hassan!

https://youtu.be/WhOSWsgx6g0

First notches

Morning Jeff.

How was the weekend?

Sick

Not too bad Rick. Pretty quiet, watched the Haye fight Saturday, which was genuinely akin to taking mushrooms. How was yours?

Pretty good to be honest, chilled on Friday, went out to one of the local towns on Saturday, caught up with the boxing on Sunday, all in all a pretty darn good one.

Think I am getting old as the year seems to be flying past.

Good morning.

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Morning Tino, good fact, and I had to look up the correct definition of metameric, so I have learned something today.

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Tino, good fact, and I had to look up the correct definition of metameric, so I have learned something today.

Cheers riCk.

I had to look up the correct definition of 'the' so you're not alone.

Good weekend mate?

rick_dagless wrote:Good weekend mate?

Yep, pretty good thanks. The cricket season has started which is great as I get to take my eldest to his matches on a Sunday. Sat in the sun watching cricket in the middle of a lovely little village for a few hours. Doesn't get much better.

You?

Yeah it was a good one mate, glad the summer is breaking out, I will be at Download pretty soon so will be nice if it didn't p155 it down for a change

rick_dagless wrote:Yeah it was a good one mate, glad the summer is breaking out, I will be at Download pretty soon so will be nice if it didn't p155 it down for a change

When is Download?

Who are you looking forward to seeing?

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Tino, good fact, and I had to look up the correct definition of metameric, so I have learned something today.

I never metameric I didn't like.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Yeah it was a good one mate, glad the summer is breaking out, I will be at Download pretty soon so will be nice if it didn't p155 it down for a change

When is Download?

Who are you looking forward to seeing?

About 2 1/2 weeks away, quite looking forward to Nightwish, Alien Ant Farm, Halestorm, Shinedown, Iron Maiden, and many others...

Good effort Jules.

rick_dagless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Yeah it was a good one mate, glad the summer is breaking out, I will be at Download pretty soon so will be nice if it didn't p155 it down for a change

When is Download?

Who are you looking forward to seeing?

About 2 1/2 weeks away, quite looking forward to Nightwish, Alien Ant Farm, Halestorm, Shinedown, Iron Maiden, and many others...

Good effort Jules.

I've heard of Alien Ant Farm and Iron Maiden. The rest are a mystery.

Morning Notches,

Download is generally drivel aimed at da kidz who wouldn't know decent metal if it punched them in the f*cking face. Thankfully Rick is there to add a bit of sense and maturity to the proceedings...all he needs to do is rid himself of the notion that watching Alien Ant Farm constitutes having a good time. Hard to tell which member of that band needs killing first. The singer or the fat gurning c*nt on the bass.

Anyway, RIP Nick Menza, never a huge Megadeth fan but dropping dead of a heart attack at 51 whilst on stage with your new band, whilst heartbreakingly tragic, is as metal as F*CK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Morning feckers. Thanks TLD. Baby is a good baby, sleeps through the night and indicates when he is hungry by suckling his thumb and when he is sh*tting by grunting followed by a sigh of relief. Dead weekend as on baby watch but I'm enjoying the uninterrupted sleep. Haye is a slag and your link was sh*t. Your fact was pretty good tino as was your quip Jules. . Will catch you guys later. Wife going into meltdown over being peed on by the unruly hooligan.

DAVE667 wrote:Morning Notches,

Download is generally drivel aimed at da kidz who wouldn't know decent metal if it punched them in the f*cking face. Thankfully Rick is there to add a bit of sense and maturity to the proceedings...all he needs to do is rid himself of the notion that watching Alien Ant Farm constitutes having a good time. Hard to tell which member of that band needs killing first. The singer or the fat gurning c*nt on the bass.

Anyway, RIP Nick Menza, never a huge Megadeth fan but dropping dead of a heart attack at 51 whilst on stage with your new band, whilst heartbreakingly tragic, is as metal as F*CK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I shall do my best SERIAL.

Megadeath are on at Download also, I will be checking them out having never seen them live. Rammstein are also on, but after trying to watch them 3 times now and giving up as their fans are generally C**ts.

Though I have a soft spot for the pop punk nu-metal stuff of the mid-late 90's .

Glad to hear sprog watch is going well Shah.

Cheese and ham cob (whatever the f**k a cob is) and salt and vinegar crisps, 4/10

Any j*zz on at Download?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Any j*zz on at Download?

Nope, just lots of w*nk!

Can I assume you wont be going to the Leeds "Big Disco" event (with the worlds largest disco ball) SERIAL?

Don't wish to contravene cup rules.

How was the Brudenel?

Not going to the Bru until November Rick, please try and keep abreast of my comings and goings. If you need to know what's what, ask Tina. Whilst I flatter myself to think he's "interested" in what I do, he's one of the few people who at least appears to be paying attention.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Yeah it was a good one mate, glad the summer is breaking out, I will be at Download pretty soon so will be nice if it didn't p155 it down for a change

When is Download?

Who are you looking forward to seeing?

About 2 1/2 weeks away, quite looking forward to Nightwish, Alien Ant Farm, Halestorm, Shinedown, Iron Maiden, and many others...

Good effort Jules.

I've heard of Alien Ant Farm and Iron Maiden.  The rest are a mystery.  

I've also only heard of Alien Ant Farm and Iron Maiden. The rest are also a mystery to me. It's like we're the same person.

DAVE667 wrote:

Anyway, RIP Nick Menza, never a huge Megadeth fan but dropping dead of a heart attack at 51 whilst on stage with your new band, whilst heartbreakingly tragic, is as metal as F*CK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Excellent use of "heartbreakingly".

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Yeah it was a good one mate, glad the summer is breaking out, I will be at Download pretty soon so will be nice if it didn't p155 it down for a change

When is Download?

Who are you looking forward to seeing?

About 2 1/2 weeks away, quite looking forward to Nightwish, Alien Ant Farm, Halestorm, Shinedown, Iron Maiden, and many others...

Good effort Jules.

I've heard of Alien Ant Farm and Iron Maiden.  The rest are a mystery.  

I've also only heard of Alien Ant Farm and Iron Maiden.  The rest are also a mystery to me.  It's like we're the same person.

We also have foreign partners are both blessed with fantastic dress sense.

But I have never been to Reykjavik.