The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Alistair Wed 27 Apr - 14:43

First topic message reminder :

Great idea, Rick. Like windscreen wipers on a duck's butt.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 20 May - 10:45

Just learned about Albert Fish after reading the Yorkshire Ripper thread.

Did a bit of research. Blimey. He was one sick puppy.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 20 May - 10:59

Yes he was Tino, I inadvertently know quite a bit about him.

When they tried to electrocute him he shorted it out due to needles in gentleman's area

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 20 May - 11:02

Happy hassan day boys nice even 7 pounds. That's all members of this family born on a Friday. I should have put a bet on it.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 20 May - 11:03

Congrats mate! I shall inform the appropriate authorities.

Glad everything went well!

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 20 May - 11:04

rick_dagless wrote:I inadvertently know quite a bit about him.

How so?

I can understand Serial having intimate knowledge of him but why would you?

During my research, I also (metaphorically) stumbled upon Andrei Chikatilo. He is another chap that needed some time on the naughty step.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 20 May - 11:05

ShahenshahG wrote:Happy hassan day boys nice even 7 pounds. That's all members of this family born on a Friday. I should have put a bet on it.

Well done, Shah. Congrats to you and all the wives.

Lovely stuff.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 20 May - 11:10

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:I inadvertently know quite a bit about him.

How so?

I can understand Serial having intimate knowledge of him but why would you?

During my research, I also (metaphorically) stumbled upon Andrei Chikatilo. He is another chap that needed some time on the naughty step.

Quite a few friends are morbidly obsessed with various serial killers, and I appear to have picked up quite a bit of knowledge by osmosis to be honest... And yes the butcher of Rostov was a bit silly...

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 20 May - 11:18

ShahenshahG wrote:Happy hassan day boys nice even 7 pounds. That's all members of this family born on a Friday. I should have put a bet on it.

Yay!

by **superflyweight** Fri 20 May - 11:35

JuliusHMarx wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Happy hassan day boys nice even 7 pounds. That's all members of this family born on a Friday. I should have put a bet on it.

Yay!

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Well done Shah and Mrs Shah.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 20 May - 11:49

Cheers boyos. He doesn't even look like a prisoner of war which is a plus. Waiting in the mat ward waiting for them to come out of recovery. I'd better avoid smoking before I go in.

by Guest Fri 20 May - 12:39

Afternoon notches. Congrats to Shah and Mrs Shah (insert relevant number here)
All you serial killer addicts.... WELCOME

by Guest Fri 20 May - 12:41

rick_dagless wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Depends on the hair...

Surely you chest?

These jokes may have some legs

ear ear

by Rowley Fri 20 May - 13:19

Congratulations Shah, how many is that now, does Tina need to get the plumbing rewired?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 20 May - 14:53

Just two. I don't think he can rewire them

by Guest Fri 20 May - 15:06

In the same way people fix their television by hitting it repeatedly, perhaps Tina's 'nads can be fixed with the application of a boot to the troubled area

by Rowley Fri 20 May - 15:11

ShahenshahG wrote:Just two. I don't think he can rewire them

Good, steffan will approve.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 20 May - 16:59

That they can't be rewired? Planning on one more but I'm hoping for triplets

by **Galted** Fri 20 May - 17:29

Congratulations, Shah. Would like to post something a bit funnier or wittier or more awe-inspiring but I'm no Tino or Julius or Jeff.

by **Galted** Fri 20 May - 17:30

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Just learned about Albert Fish after reading the Yorkshire Ripper thread.

Did a bit of research. Blimey. He was one sick puppy.

The worst of it was the letter he wrote to Grace's idiot mother and she having to get her son to read it out to her.

by Guest Fri 20 May - 17:39

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Just learned about Albert Fish after reading the Yorkshire Ripper thread.

Did a bit of research. Blimey. He was one sick puppy.

The worst of it was the letter he wrote to Grace's idiot mother and she having to get her son to read it out to her.

I have MACABRE's album with "Mr Albert Fish..." on it and there's the line

"He took little 12yr old Grace Budd home"
"And then he sawed right through her bones"
"With carrots and Onions he made a stew"
"Her body parts were also used"

I recently downloaded a copy and they'd changed they lyrics to

"He took a little 12yr old girl home"

Strange that a band who've made a career out of such a gruesome subject matter should feel compelled to alter lyrics and re-record a track for fear of causing offence.

by **Galted** Fri 20 May - 17:45

DAVE667 wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Just learned about Albert Fish after reading the Yorkshire Ripper thread.

Did a bit of research. Blimey. He was one sick puppy.

The worst of it was the letter he wrote to Grace's idiot mother and she having to get her son to read it out to her.
I have MACABRE's album with "Mr Albert Fish..." on it and there's the line

"He took little 12yr old Grace Budd home"
"And then he sawed right through her bones"
"With carrots and Onions he made a stew"
"Her body parts were also used"

I recently downloaded a copy and they'd changed they lyrics to

"He took a little 12yr old girl home"

Strange that a band who've made a career out of such a gruesome subject matter should feel compelled to alter lyrics and re-record a track for fear of causing offence.

Probably in case they got sued by the descendants. The bit they changed was the least offensive.

by Guest Fri 20 May - 17:51

Galted wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Just learned about Albert Fish after reading the Yorkshire Ripper thread.

Did a bit of research. Blimey. He was one sick puppy.

The worst of it was the letter he wrote to Grace's idiot mother and she having to get her son to read it out to her.
I have MACABRE's album with "Mr Albert Fish..." on it and there's the line

"He took little 12yr old Grace Budd home"
"And then he sawed right through her bones"
"With carrots and Onions he made a stew"
"Her body parts were also used"

I recently downloaded a copy and they'd changed they lyrics to

"He took a little 12yr old girl home"

Strange that a band who've made a career out of such a gruesome subject matter should feel compelled to alter lyrics and re-record a track for fear of causing offence.

Probably in case they got sued by the descendants. The bit they changed was the least offensive.

Thing is it was released in the late 80's early 90's

there's also a defunct band called British band called Screamin Daemon who's did an album calle "the Decline of the English Murder " (very Orwellian I'm sure you'll agree) and they have a song called "the Brady Bunch" (to the tune of Teddy Bear's Picnic) with the lyrics

If you go onto the Moors today you're in for a big surprise
If you go onto the Moors today you'll never believe your eyes
For every copper that ever there was is digging up holes in the ground because
They still can't find the missing child they murdered

by **Galted** Fri 20 May - 17:53

DAVE667 wrote:
Galted wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Just learned about Albert Fish after reading the Yorkshire Ripper thread.

Did a bit of research. Blimey. He was one sick puppy.

The worst of it was the letter he wrote to Grace's idiot mother and she having to get her son to read it out to her.
I have MACABRE's album with "Mr Albert Fish..." on it and there's the line

"He took little 12yr old Grace Budd home"
"And then he sawed right through her bones"
"With carrots and Onions he made a stew"
"Her body parts were also used"

I recently downloaded a copy and they'd changed they lyrics to

"He took a little 12yr old girl home"

Strange that a band who've made a career out of such a gruesome subject matter should feel compelled to alter lyrics and re-record a track for fear of causing offence.

Probably in case they got sued by the descendants. The bit they changed was the least offensive.
Thing is it was released in the late 80's early 90's

there's also a defunct band called British band called Screamin Daemon who's did an album calle "the Decline of the English Murder " (very Orwellian I'm sure you'll agree) and they have a song called "the Brady Bunch" (to the tune of Teddy Bear's Picnic) with the lyrics

If you go onto the Moors today you're in for a big surprise
If you go onto the Moors today you'll never believe your eyes
For every copper that ever there was is digging up holes in the ground because
They still can't find the missing child they murdered

I really really really wish that that hadn't made me laugh.

by Guest Fri 20 May - 18:28

They really were a very funny band

by **Galted** Fri 20 May - 19:58

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoR1QehRZeE

Sorry, Jeff, but SerialDAVE made me do it.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 20 May - 20:54

Congratulations to you Shah and the missus. Hassan, Hassan!

by Rowley Mon 23 May - 7:22

https://youtu.be/WhOSWsgx6g0

First notches

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 23 May - 7:23

Morning Jeff.

How was the weekend?

Sick

by Rowley Mon 23 May - 7:28

Not too bad Rick. Pretty quiet, watched the Haye fight Saturday, which was genuinely akin to taking mushrooms. How was yours?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 23 May - 7:33

Pretty good to be honest, chilled on Friday, went out to one of the local towns on Saturday, caught up with the boxing on Sunday, all in all a pretty darn good one.

Think I am getting old as the year seems to be flying past.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 23 May - 8:46

Good morning.

Of all animal groups, arthropods are the most diverse and their diversity is due in no small part to the diversity of one subgroup, the insects. Scientists approximate that there may be as many as 30 million species of insects alive today. To date, over one million have been identified. The success of arthropods has been attributed to their versatile exoskeleton, the process of metamorphosis, and their metameric body structure.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 23 May - 8:56

Morning Tino, good fact, and I had to look up the correct definition of metameric, so I have learned something today.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 23 May - 8:58

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Tino, good fact, and I had to look up the correct definition of metameric, so I have learned something today.

Cheers riCk.

I had to look up the correct definition of 'the' so you're not alone.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 23 May - 9:04

Good weekend mate?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 23 May - 9:07

rick_dagless wrote:Good weekend mate?

Yep, pretty good thanks. The cricket season has started which is great as I get to take my eldest to his matches on a Sunday. Sat in the sun watching cricket in the middle of a lovely little village for a few hours. Doesn't get much better.

You?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 23 May - 9:15

Yeah it was a good one mate, glad the summer is breaking out, I will be at Download pretty soon so will be nice if it didn't p155 it down for a change

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 23 May - 9:17

rick_dagless wrote:Yeah it was a good one mate, glad the summer is breaking out, I will be at Download pretty soon so will be nice if it didn't p155 it down for a change

When is Download?

Who are you looking forward to seeing?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 23 May - 9:19

rick_dagless wrote:Morning Tino, good fact, and I had to look up the correct definition of metameric, so I have learned something today.

I never metameric I didn't like.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 23 May - 9:44

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Yeah it was a good one mate, glad the summer is breaking out, I will be at Download pretty soon so will be nice if it didn't p155 it down for a change

When is Download?

Who are you looking forward to seeing?

About 2 1/2 weeks away, quite looking forward to Nightwish, Alien Ant Farm, Halestorm, Shinedown, Iron Maiden, and many others...

Good effort Jules.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 23 May - 10:02

rick_dagless wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Yeah it was a good one mate, glad the summer is breaking out, I will be at Download pretty soon so will be nice if it didn't p155 it down for a change

When is Download?

Who are you looking forward to seeing?

About 2 1/2 weeks away, quite looking forward to Nightwish, Alien Ant Farm, Halestorm, Shinedown, Iron Maiden, and many others...

Good effort Jules.

I've heard of Alien Ant Farm and Iron Maiden. The rest are a mystery.

by Guest Mon 23 May - 10:24

Morning Notches,

Download is generally drivel aimed at da kidz who wouldn't know decent metal if it punched them in the f*cking face. Thankfully Rick is there to add a bit of sense and maturity to the proceedings...all he needs to do is rid himself of the notion that watching Alien Ant Farm constitutes having a good time. Hard to tell which member of that band needs killing first. The singer or the fat gurning c*nt on the bass.

Anyway, RIP Nick Menza, never a huge Megadeth fan but dropping dead of a heart attack at 51 whilst on stage with your new band, whilst heartbreakingly tragic, is as metal as F*CK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 23 May - 11:18

Morning feckers. Thanks TLD. Baby is a good baby, sleeps through the night and indicates when he is hungry by suckling his thumb and when he is sh*tting by grunting followed by a sigh of relief. Dead weekend as on baby watch but I'm enjoying the uninterrupted sleep. Haye is a slag and your link was sh*t. Your fact was pretty good tino as was your quip Jules. . Will catch you guys later. Wife going into meltdown over being peed on by the unruly hooligan.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 23 May - 12:31

DAVE667 wrote:Morning Notches,

Download is generally drivel aimed at da kidz who wouldn't know decent metal if it punched them in the f*cking face. Thankfully Rick is there to add a bit of sense and maturity to the proceedings...all he needs to do is rid himself of the notion that watching Alien Ant Farm constitutes having a good time. Hard to tell which member of that band needs killing first. The singer or the fat gurning c*nt on the bass.

Anyway, RIP Nick Menza, never a huge Megadeth fan but dropping dead of a heart attack at 51 whilst on stage with your new band, whilst heartbreakingly tragic, is as metal as F*CK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I shall do my best SERIAL.

Megadeath are on at Download also, I will be checking them out having never seen them live. Rammstein are also on, but after trying to watch them 3 times now and giving up as their fans are generally C**ts.

Though I have a soft spot for the pop punk nu-metal stuff of the mid-late 90's .

Glad to hear sprog watch is going well Shah.

Cheese and ham cob (whatever the f**k a cob is) and salt and vinegar crisps, 4/10

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 23 May - 12:33

Any j*zz on at Download?

by Guest Mon 23 May - 12:34

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Any j*zz on at Download?

Nope, just lots of w*nk!

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 23 May - 12:50

Can I assume you wont be going to the Leeds "Big Disco" event (with the worlds largest disco ball) SERIAL?

Don't wish to contravene cup rules.

How was the Brudenel?

by Guest Mon 23 May - 13:30

Not going to the Bru until November Rick, please try and keep abreast of my comings and goings. If you need to know what's what, ask Tina. Whilst I flatter myself to think he's "interested" in what I do, he's one of the few people who at least appears to be paying attention.

by **Galted** Mon 23 May - 13:37

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Yeah it was a good one mate, glad the summer is breaking out, I will be at Download pretty soon so will be nice if it didn't p155 it down for a change

When is Download?

Who are you looking forward to seeing?

About 2 1/2 weeks away, quite looking forward to Nightwish, Alien Ant Farm, Halestorm, Shinedown, Iron Maiden, and many others...

Good effort Jules.

I've heard of Alien Ant Farm and Iron Maiden. The rest are a mystery.

I've also only heard of Alien Ant Farm and Iron Maiden. The rest are also a mystery to me. It's like we're the same person.

by **Galted** Mon 23 May - 13:38

DAVE667 wrote:

Anyway, RIP Nick Menza, never a huge Megadeth fan but dropping dead of a heart attack at 51 whilst on stage with your new band, whilst heartbreakingly tragic, is as metal as F*CK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Excellent use of "heartbreakingly".

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 23 May - 13:42

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Yeah it was a good one mate, glad the summer is breaking out, I will be at Download pretty soon so will be nice if it didn't p155 it down for a change

When is Download?

Who are you looking forward to seeing?

About 2 1/2 weeks away, quite looking forward to Nightwish, Alien Ant Farm, Halestorm, Shinedown, Iron Maiden, and many others...

Good effort Jules.

I've heard of Alien Ant Farm and Iron Maiden. The rest are a mystery.

I've also only heard of Alien Ant Farm and Iron Maiden. The rest are also a mystery to me. It's like we're the same person.

We also have foreign partners are both blessed with fantastic dress sense.

But I have never been to Reykjavik.

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