The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Great idea, Rick. Like windscreen wipers on a duck's butt.

Morning Jeff...

Buenos dias, buenas notches.

Good morning.

Male millipedes have special "sex" legs called gonopods.  If a female is receptive to his advances, the male uses specially modified legs to transfer his spermatophore, or sperm packet, to her. She receives the sperm in her vulvae, just behind her second pair of legs. In most millipede species, the gonopods replace the legs on the 7th segment. You can usually tell if a millipede is male or female by examining this segment. A male will have short stumps in place of his legs, or no legs at all.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

Male millipedes have special "sex" legs called gonopods.  If a female is receptive to his advances, the male uses specially modified legs to transfer his spermatophore, or sperm packet, to her. She receives the sperm in her vulvae, just behind her second pair of legs. In most millipede species, the gonopods replace the legs on the 7th segment. You can usually tell if a millipede is male or female by examining this segment. A male will have short stumps in place of his legs, or no legs at all.

Males after Tinos own heart.

Much better fact today tino,

It is a great start to the day gents, well played.

Morning Tino/Shah

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

Male millipedes have special "sex" legs called gonopods.  If a female is receptive to his advances, the male uses specially modified legs to transfer his spermatophore, or sperm packet, to her. She receives the sperm in her vulvae, just behind her second pair of legs. In most millipede species, the gonopods replace the legs on the 7th segment. You can usually tell if a millipede is male or female by examining this segment. A male will have short stumps in place of his legs, or no legs at all.

Males after Tinos own heart.

Much better fact today tino,

Thought you'd like that. Must be some Sean related gags we can link to this as well.

Morning riCk.

I am just glad I now know the word "gonopods" I have no idea how I will use this information, but I am going to try to use it wisely.

rick_dagless wrote:I am just glad I now know the word "gonopods" I have no idea how I will use this information, but I am going to try to use it wisely.

Bloody right, I am going to use it as much as I can in the future.

I managed to get velvet ants into the limerick thread so may start there.

Morning Ricko, sorry I had to rush off, the soon to be surplus one was crying and disturbing the wife. Fine work on the limerick thread.

Do we have a little Hassan now?

Doc is hoping to operate around midday but she wasn't sure so gotta drop the wife back off around 11 ish. I'm not sure if I admire his stubbornness or despise his sloth.

Is this one coming out of the sunroof then?

I would go for stubbornness mate, you are going to need the backup in the long run.

rick_dagless wrote:I managed to get velvet ants into the limerick thread so may start there.

Tino would weep with joy at our latest effort.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:I managed to get velvet ants into the limerick thread so may start there.

Tino would weep with joy at our latest effort.

I don't know why we bother sometimes Jules, it was excellent work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54AFmwSSqbc

Enjoy bitches, i'm off to the hospital.

Ta ra

rick_dagless wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:I managed to get velvet ants into the limerick thread so may start there.

Tino would weep with joy at our latest effort.

I don't know why we bother sometimes Jules, it was excellent work.

Just read it.

Excellent work.

ShahenshahG wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54AFmwSSqbc

Enjoy bitches, i'm off to the hospital.

Ta ra

Good luck to you and the missus (whichever one it is)

JuliusHMarx wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54AFmwSSqbc

Enjoy bitches, i'm off to the hospital.

Ta ra

Good luck to you and the missus (whichever one it is)

I know he's in a rush, but that's disappointing...then again, maybe it's a suggestion. Who knows the minds of these heathens from hot countries (and Luton)?

Our canteen counter exploded today, so burger and chips from a greasy van, and, for the first time in ages, a can of Tizer. 8.5/10

Told you i'd sort it out for you rick, wire the 2 million to the usual account

Thanks for the well wishes it's been postponed again to 7 am tomorrow owing to an influx of emergencies

Thanks mate, wire, wired...

Think the sprog is milking it now mate

If he's hiding in a cave now, what will he be like when he's the head of a major terrorist organization hell bent on destroying Western Civilization?

Probably be chilling in the police station sitting next to you confident in the assertion that you're too lazy to grass him up

Not too lazy, Shah, just very busy.

Looks like Flipper may be one post away from another tantrum.

I'm on it!!!!

Oi, Tina, naff off.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Oi, Tina, naff off.

Stay on here, we are much nicer than the nasty boys on the footy board.

We are worried about you, that's all.

They got to me the other day bless my heart. But today has been about poking at them for fun.

I forgot about the Test, your name has reminded me. Quite the result that

Phucking hell

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03tmgvv

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Oi, Tina, naff off.

Stay on here, we are much nicer than the nasty boys on the footy board.

We are worried about you, that's all.

Speak for yourself

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Oi, Tina, naff off.

Stay on here, we are much nicer than the nasty boys on the footy board.

We are worried about you, that's all.

Speak for yourself

They make me laugh on the footy board. It's comedy gold. People lose all sorts of perspective on life.

It says something, Serial, when you come across as the the calmest man on the board.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Oi, Tina, naff off.

Stay on here, we are much nicer than the nasty boys on the footy board.

We are worried about you, that's all.

Speak for yourself

They make me laugh on the footy board.  It's comedy gold.  People lose all sorts of perspective on life.

It says something, Serial, when you come across as the the calmest man on the board.

Makes for double the fun

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Oi, Tina, naff off.

Stay on here, we are much nicer than the nasty boys on the footy board.

We are worried about you, that's all.

Speak for yourself

They make me laugh on the footy board.  It's comedy gold.  People lose all sorts of perspective on life.

It says something, Serial, when you come across as the the calmest man on the board.

Makes for double the fun

I'll have you know that I'm serenity personified...if "serenity" is another word for being very obnoxious and close to tipping point

Morning notches,

I assume Shah is waiting devotedly by the wife's bed mopping her brow.

so morning Jeff/Tld

Sitting on the bog smoking a cigarette actually. Wife is actually pretty mortally terrified cool and doesn't want me by the bedside. Will be dropping her off in 15 minutes with her mate who has been pale and gaunt ever since she was emotionally blackmailed into the duty.All well with you?

https://youtu.be/iwWoGJXrPyk

Morning notches. Some classic 80s guitar pop today, will send Jules into the weekend happy.

Good morning.

The oldest known animal to have lived on land is the arthropod Pneumodesmus newmani. Fossil evidence of this species consists of a single specimen that was discovered in 2004 in Scotland. Pneumodesmus newmani is classified as a millipede and is thought to have lived 428 million years ago, during the Late Silurian Period.

I wonder if Pneumodesmus newmani had sex legs or if they evolved over time.

How does this compare to the oldest known animal to have lived in the sea? Presumably Pneumodesmus Newmani is much younger?

Asking for a friend.

superflyweight wrote:How does this compare to the oldest known animal to have lived in the sea?  Presumably Pneumodesmus Newmani is much younger?

Asking for a friend.  

Does your friend have google?

I don't like to enquire about personal ailments.

Rowley wrote:https://youtu.be/iwWoGJXrPyk

Morning notches. Some classic 80s guitar pop today, will send Jules into the weekend happy.

Thanks Jeff.

Tino's Christmas present - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-36313958

JuliusHMarx wrote:Tino's Christmas present - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-36313958

Thanks Jules.  I heard about this on the radio this morning.  Fascinating stuff.

Someone nearly as clever as Jules wrote:You can experience a similar effect by "rubbing a balloon on your hair then sticking it to a wall"

SerialDAVE can't.

Depends on the hair...

rick_dagless wrote:Depends on the hair...

rick_dagless wrote:Depends on the hair...

Surely you chest?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Depends on the hair...

Surely you chest?

These jokes may have some legs