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The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy
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Are you still undecided? Are you someone who – pummelled by weeks of claim and counter-claim – has been left exhausted and annoyed? Have you been looking for answers, yet all you’ve encountered are insults and exaggeration?
Maybe you’re so fed up you think to hell with it, let’s throw caution to the wind and vote Brexit. Imagine, however, what happens next. Imagine how you will feel on 24 June?
Having woken on Friday to the news we’re quitting the EU, you will assume that those who persuaded you to take that leap of faith have a plan about what to do next.
So imagine how dismayed you will feel when you discover, instead, that Nigel Farage, Michael Gove and Boris Johnson can’t agree among themselves what life outside the EU looks like? They may be united by a ferocious loathing of the EU, but they have no shared plan for the future.
Gridlock
So you will look towards our leaders in Westminster to sort out the mess. Instead, they argue among themselves: the Conservatives descend into a bloody leadership election; Parliament enters years of constitutional gridlock trying to extricate itself from the intricate legal stitching which binds us to the EU and gives us access to world markets.
Then you discover just how unprepared the Government is – that there simply aren’t enough trade negotiators in Whitehall, for instance, with the expertise to renegotiate 50 or so international trade accords.
As politicians bicker, you become increasingly unnerved by what’s happening in the economy, too: overseas investors take fright; money flows out of the country; our credit rating is slashed; the interest on our borrowing goes up; unemployment rises; sterling tanks; prices in the shops go up.
Nicola Sturgeon soon announces that preparations have started for a second independence referendum, claiming it is the only way to keep Scotland in the EU. And this time most commentators think that she will win.
Still, at least they will finally sort out our borders, right? After all, ending mass immigration was the Brexiteers biggest claim of all.
So imagine how you’ll feel when you discover that they don’t have a plan for that either? Some argue for a new land border between Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland to stop EU immigrants coming in through the “back door”. Others that a new border would harm the peace in Northern Ireland. The Australian points system which they advocate is no solution either – it has led to immigration levels twice as high as in the UK.
Panic
Panic starts to spread among the 1.3 million Brits who live, study and retire elsewhere in the EU. Spanish politicians start to complain about paying for public services used by British pensioners. If we start excluding Spanish doctors and nurses, why should they keep paying for our pensioners?
And then there’s that faintly queasy feeling you get when you see Donald Trump on the TV, visiting the UK on Friday, declaring his joy at the Brexit vote.
Meanwhile Angela Merkel invites President Obama to an emergency summit to discuss the fallout – the UK is, of course, excluded from what soon emerges as the new “special relationship” between the US and Germany.
The Brexiteers say you will “regain control”. But it won’t feel like that. Instead, the economy lurches to recession; there’s upheaval in Westminster; no plan to allay concerns about immigration; another referendum in Scotland; a steep slide in Britain’s standing in the world.
Our wonderful country adrift – not in control. And for what? Nigel, Michael and Boris still won’t be able to tell you why.
Mystic Clegg
Maybe you’re so fed up you think to hell with it, let’s throw caution to the wind and vote Brexit. Imagine, however, what happens next. Imagine how you will feel on 24 June?
Having woken on Friday to the news we’re quitting the EU, you will assume that those who persuaded you to take that leap of faith have a plan about what to do next.
So imagine how dismayed you will feel when you discover, instead, that Nigel Farage, Michael Gove and Boris Johnson can’t agree among themselves what life outside the EU looks like? They may be united by a ferocious loathing of the EU, but they have no shared plan for the future.
Gridlock
So you will look towards our leaders in Westminster to sort out the mess. Instead, they argue among themselves: the Conservatives descend into a bloody leadership election; Parliament enters years of constitutional gridlock trying to extricate itself from the intricate legal stitching which binds us to the EU and gives us access to world markets.
Then you discover just how unprepared the Government is – that there simply aren’t enough trade negotiators in Whitehall, for instance, with the expertise to renegotiate 50 or so international trade accords.
As politicians bicker, you become increasingly unnerved by what’s happening in the economy, too: overseas investors take fright; money flows out of the country; our credit rating is slashed; the interest on our borrowing goes up; unemployment rises; sterling tanks; prices in the shops go up.
Nicola Sturgeon soon announces that preparations have started for a second independence referendum, claiming it is the only way to keep Scotland in the EU. And this time most commentators think that she will win.
Still, at least they will finally sort out our borders, right? After all, ending mass immigration was the Brexiteers biggest claim of all.
So imagine how you’ll feel when you discover that they don’t have a plan for that either? Some argue for a new land border between Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland to stop EU immigrants coming in through the “back door”. Others that a new border would harm the peace in Northern Ireland. The Australian points system which they advocate is no solution either – it has led to immigration levels twice as high as in the UK.
Panic
Panic starts to spread among the 1.3 million Brits who live, study and retire elsewhere in the EU. Spanish politicians start to complain about paying for public services used by British pensioners. If we start excluding Spanish doctors and nurses, why should they keep paying for our pensioners?
And then there’s that faintly queasy feeling you get when you see Donald Trump on the TV, visiting the UK on Friday, declaring his joy at the Brexit vote.
Meanwhile Angela Merkel invites President Obama to an emergency summit to discuss the fallout – the UK is, of course, excluded from what soon emerges as the new “special relationship” between the US and Germany.
The Brexiteers say you will “regain control”. But it won’t feel like that. Instead, the economy lurches to recession; there’s upheaval in Westminster; no plan to allay concerns about immigration; another referendum in Scotland; a steep slide in Britain’s standing in the world.
Our wonderful country adrift – not in control. And for what? Nigel, Michael and Boris still won’t be able to tell you why.
Mystic Clegg
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Tino, I have lost confidence in your ability to lead the Culture Cup to CC 3.0.
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Tino is a man of great integrity and personal principles, but we cannot move forward with him as leader.
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I am one of Tina's staunchest supporters but even I have to concur with the general consensus that, concerning all matters CC3 related, he's about as much use as t!ts on a snake.
Morning all, especially Tina who is still definitely my favourite.
Morning all, especially Tina who is still definitely my favourite.
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DAVE667 wrote:I am one of Tina's staunchest supporters but even I have to concur with the general consensus that, concerning all matters CC3 related, he's about as much use as t!ts on a snake.
Morning all, especially Tina who is still definitely my favourite.
So quite useful then, surely a t*tjob in a convenient place would allow you to compare your length to a snake to impress the ladies? Plus Anansi stories would surely be an eye opener for the kids.
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The Culture Cup should leave 606v2, it supplies mods and quality posters to the site but receives nothing but name changes and restrictive legislation in exchange.
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You're an idiot.........ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:I am one of Tina's staunchest supporters but even I have to concur with the general consensus that, concerning all matters CC3 related, he's about as much use as t!ts on a snake.
Morning all, especially Tina who is still definitely my favourite.
So quite useful then, surely a t*tjob in a convenient place would allow you to compare your length to a snake to impress the ladies? Plus Anansi stories would surely be an eye opener for the kids.
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DAVE667 wrote:You're an idiot.........ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:I am one of Tina's staunchest supporters but even I have to concur with the general consensus that, concerning all matters CC3 related, he's about as much use as t!ts on a snake.
Morning all, especially Tina who is still definitely my favourite.
So quite useful then, surely a t*tjob in a convenient place would allow you to compare your length to a snake to impress the ladies? Plus Anansi stories would surely be an eye opener for the kids.
F*ck you you stupid yank b*stard
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Belgian pr!ck!ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:You're an idiot.........ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:I am one of Tina's staunchest supporters but even I have to concur with the general consensus that, concerning all matters CC3 related, he's about as much use as t!ts on a snake.
Morning all, especially Tina who is still definitely my favourite.
So quite useful then, surely a t*tjob in a convenient place would allow you to compare your length to a snake to impress the ladies? Plus Anansi stories would surely be an eye opener for the kids.
F*ck you you stupid yank b*stard
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DAVE667 wrote:Belgian pr!ck!ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:You're an idiot.........ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:I am one of Tina's staunchest supporters but even I have to concur with the general consensus that, concerning all matters CC3 related, he's about as much use as t!ts on a snake.
Morning all, especially Tina who is still definitely my favourite.
So quite useful then, surely a t*tjob in a convenient place would allow you to compare your length to a snake to impress the ladies? Plus Anansi stories would surely be an eye opener for the kids.
F*ck you you stupid yank b*stard
I see Jo has been talking about me. She ate Chocolat belge off my nob and I ate chips off her back. The CC watched and rejoiced. The seed for a second referendum was planted and if the petition gathers enough votes i'll do her up the wrong un.
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I sense that rick has been killed because he taunted the leave voters who cant go on holiday.
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Who is Jo and would it be worth her time for the tiniest smidgeon of chocolate you'd have been able to apply to your todger. Angels dancing on the head of a pin would have gone hungry with the amount of chocolate applied to that non-area, but again, who is Jo?ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Belgian pr!ck!ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:You're an idiot.........ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:I am one of Tina's staunchest supporters but even I have to concur with the general consensus that, concerning all matters CC3 related, he's about as much use as t!ts on a snake.
Morning all, especially Tina who is still definitely my favourite.
So quite useful then, surely a t*tjob in a convenient place would allow you to compare your length to a snake to impress the ladies? Plus Anansi stories would surely be an eye opener for the kids.
F*ck you you stupid yank b*stard
I see Jo has been talking about me. She ate Chocolat belge off my nob and I ate chips off her back. The CC watched and rejoiced. The seed for a second referendum was planted and if the petition gathers enough votes i'll do her up the wrong un.
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DAVE667 wrote:Who is Jo and would it be worth her time for the tiniest smidgeon of chocolate you'd have been able to apply to your todger. Angels dancing on the head of a pin would have gone hungry with the amount of chocolate applied to that non-area, but again, who is Jo?ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Belgian pr!ck!ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:You're an idiot.........ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:I am one of Tina's staunchest supporters but even I have to concur with the general consensus that, concerning all matters CC3 related, he's about as much use as t!ts on a snake.
Morning all, especially Tina who is still definitely my favourite.
So quite useful then, surely a t*tjob in a convenient place would allow you to compare your length to a snake to impress the ladies? Plus Anansi stories would surely be an eye opener for the kids.
F*ck you you stupid yank b*stard
I see Jo has been talking about me. She ate Chocolat belge off my nob and I ate chips off her back. The CC watched and rejoiced. The seed for a second referendum was planted and if the petition gathers enough votes i'll do her up the wrong un.
I thought we were roleplaying, your excessive ...... indicated that you had chosen truss.
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Thought TRUSS would have been a better choice for you, given the way you constantly tell us you've eaten your own bodyweight in fish fingers for lunch, you're likely to weigh the same as him...if not more, you fat yank!ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Who is Jo and would it be worth her time for the tiniest smidgeon of chocolate you'd have been able to apply to your todger. Angels dancing on the head of a pin would have gone hungry with the amount of chocolate applied to that non-area, but again, who is Jo?ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Belgian pr!ck!ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:You're an idiot.........ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:I am one of Tina's staunchest supporters but even I have to concur with the general consensus that, concerning all matters CC3 related, he's about as much use as t!ts on a snake.
Morning all, especially Tina who is still definitely my favourite.
So quite useful then, surely a t*tjob in a convenient place would allow you to compare your length to a snake to impress the ladies? Plus Anansi stories would surely be an eye opener for the kids.
F*ck you you stupid yank b*stard
I see Jo has been talking about me. She ate Chocolat belge off my nob and I ate chips off her back. The CC watched and rejoiced. The seed for a second referendum was planted and if the petition gathers enough votes i'll do her up the wrong un.
I thought we were roleplaying, your excessive ...... indicated that you had chosen truss.
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DAVE667 wrote:Thought TRUSS would have been a better choice for you, given the way you constantly tell us you've eaten your own bodyweight in fish fingers for lunch, you're likely to weigh the same as him...if not more, you fat yank!ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Who is Jo and would it be worth her time for the tiniest smidgeon of chocolate you'd have been able to apply to your todger. Angels dancing on the head of a pin would have gone hungry with the amount of chocolate applied to that non-area, but again, who is Jo?ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Belgian pr!ck!ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:You're an idiot.........ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:I am one of Tina's staunchest supporters but even I have to concur with the general consensus that, concerning all matters CC3 related, he's about as much use as t!ts on a snake.
Morning all, especially Tina who is still definitely my favourite.
So quite useful then, surely a t*tjob in a convenient place would allow you to compare your length to a snake to impress the ladies? Plus Anansi stories would surely be an eye opener for the kids.
F*ck you you stupid yank b*stard
I see Jo has been talking about me. She ate Chocolat belge off my nob and I ate chips off her back. The CC watched and rejoiced. The seed for a second referendum was planted and if the petition gathers enough votes i'll do her up the wrong un.
I thought we were roleplaying, your excessive ...... indicated that you had chosen truss.
They are eaten in isolation though Dave, with lunch making just under 1800 calories and breakfast plus the post workout shakes making it about 3000 calories per day. I am a lean mean killing machine plus I have all my hair. This I think is the source of all your envy.
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In the killing machine stakes, I have nothing to fear from you and having hair only leads to detection via DNA so again, I'm not in the least bit envious.ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Thought TRUSS would have been a better choice for you, given the way you constantly tell us you've eaten your own bodyweight in fish fingers for lunch, you're likely to weigh the same as him...if not more, you fat yank!ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Who is Jo and would it be worth her time for the tiniest smidgeon of chocolate you'd have been able to apply to your todger. Angels dancing on the head of a pin would have gone hungry with the amount of chocolate applied to that non-area, but again, who is Jo?ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Belgian pr!ck!ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:You're an idiot.........ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:I am one of Tina's staunchest supporters but even I have to concur with the general consensus that, concerning all matters CC3 related, he's about as much use as t!ts on a snake.
Morning all, especially Tina who is still definitely my favourite.
So quite useful then, surely a t*tjob in a convenient place would allow you to compare your length to a snake to impress the ladies? Plus Anansi stories would surely be an eye opener for the kids.
F*ck you you stupid yank b*stard
I see Jo has been talking about me. She ate Chocolat belge off my nob and I ate chips off her back. The CC watched and rejoiced. The seed for a second referendum was planted and if the petition gathers enough votes i'll do her up the wrong un.
I thought we were roleplaying, your excessive ...... indicated that you had chosen truss.
They are eaten in isolation though Dave, with lunch making just under 1800 calories and breakfast plus the post workout shakes making it about 3000 calories per day. I am a lean mean killing machine plus I have all my hair. This I think is the source of all your envy.
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DAVE667 wrote:In the killing machine stakes, I have nothing to fear from you and having hair only leads to detection via DNA so again, I'm not in the least bit envious.ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Thought TRUSS would have been a better choice for you, given the way you constantly tell us you've eaten your own bodyweight in fish fingers for lunch, you're likely to weigh the same as him...if not more, you fat yank!ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Who is Jo and would it be worth her time for the tiniest smidgeon of chocolate you'd have been able to apply to your todger. Angels dancing on the head of a pin would have gone hungry with the amount of chocolate applied to that non-area, but again, who is Jo?ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Belgian pr!ck!ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:You're an idiot.........ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:I am one of Tina's staunchest supporters but even I have to concur with the general consensus that, concerning all matters CC3 related, he's about as much use as t!ts on a snake.
Morning all, especially Tina who is still definitely my favourite.
So quite useful then, surely a t*tjob in a convenient place would allow you to compare your length to a snake to impress the ladies? Plus Anansi stories would surely be an eye opener for the kids.
F*ck you you stupid yank b*stard
I see Jo has been talking about me. She ate Chocolat belge off my nob and I ate chips off her back. The CC watched and rejoiced. The seed for a second referendum was planted and if the petition gathers enough votes i'll do her up the wrong un.
I thought we were roleplaying, your excessive ...... indicated that you had chosen truss.
They are eaten in isolation though Dave, with lunch making just under 1800 calories and breakfast plus the post workout shakes making it about 3000 calories per day. I am a lean mean killing machine plus I have all my hair. This I think is the source of all your envy.
Lies, Damned Lies and even more damned lies. It's why you run so much. Its the raison d'être for the scalps you gather. Little Dave here has lost his hair he doesn't know where to find it, the prostitutes he killed, though they were skilled were wagging their pony tails behind them.
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I don't collect scalps...ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:In the killing machine stakes, I have nothing to fear from you and having hair only leads to detection via DNA so again, I'm not in the least bit envious.ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Thought TRUSS would have been a better choice for you, given the way you constantly tell us you've eaten your own bodyweight in fish fingers for lunch, you're likely to weigh the same as him...if not more, you fat yank!ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Who is Jo and would it be worth her time for the tiniest smidgeon of chocolate you'd have been able to apply to your todger. Angels dancing on the head of a pin would have gone hungry with the amount of chocolate applied to that non-area, but again, who is Jo?ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Belgian pr!ck!ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:You're an idiot.........ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:I am one of Tina's staunchest supporters but even I have to concur with the general consensus that, concerning all matters CC3 related, he's about as much use as t!ts on a snake.
Morning all, especially Tina who is still definitely my favourite.
So quite useful then, surely a t*tjob in a convenient place would allow you to compare your length to a snake to impress the ladies? Plus Anansi stories would surely be an eye opener for the kids.
F*ck you you stupid yank b*stard
I see Jo has been talking about me. She ate Chocolat belge off my nob and I ate chips off her back. The CC watched and rejoiced. The seed for a second referendum was planted and if the petition gathers enough votes i'll do her up the wrong un.
I thought we were roleplaying, your excessive ...... indicated that you had chosen truss.
They are eaten in isolation though Dave, with lunch making just under 1800 calories and breakfast plus the post workout shakes making it about 3000 calories per day. I am a lean mean killing machine plus I have all my hair. This I think is the source of all your envy.
Lies, Damned Lies and even more damned lies. It's why you run so much. Its the raison d'être for the scalps you gather. Little Dave here has lost his hair he doesn't know where to find it, the prostitutes he killed, though they were skilled were wagging their pony tails behind them.
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DAVE667 wrote:I don't collect scalps...ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:In the killing machine stakes, I have nothing to fear from you and having hair only leads to detection via DNA so again, I'm not in the least bit envious.ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Thought TRUSS would have been a better choice for you, given the way you constantly tell us you've eaten your own bodyweight in fish fingers for lunch, you're likely to weigh the same as him...if not more, you fat yank!ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Who is Jo and would it be worth her time for the tiniest smidgeon of chocolate you'd have been able to apply to your todger. Angels dancing on the head of a pin would have gone hungry with the amount of chocolate applied to that non-area, but again, who is Jo?ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Belgian pr!ck!ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:You're an idiot.........ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:I am one of Tina's staunchest supporters but even I have to concur with the general consensus that, concerning all matters CC3 related, he's about as much use as t!ts on a snake.
Morning all, especially Tina who is still definitely my favourite.
So quite useful then, surely a t*tjob in a convenient place would allow you to compare your length to a snake to impress the ladies? Plus Anansi stories would surely be an eye opener for the kids.
F*ck you you stupid yank b*stard
I see Jo has been talking about me. She ate Chocolat belge off my nob and I ate chips off her back. The CC watched and rejoiced. The seed for a second referendum was planted and if the petition gathers enough votes i'll do her up the wrong un.
I thought we were roleplaying, your excessive ...... indicated that you had chosen truss.
They are eaten in isolation though Dave, with lunch making just under 1800 calories and breakfast plus the post workout shakes making it about 3000 calories per day. I am a lean mean killing machine plus I have all my hair. This I think is the source of all your envy.
Lies, Damned Lies and even more damned lies. It's why you run so much. Its the raison d'être for the scalps you gather. Little Dave here has lost his hair he doesn't know where to find it, the prostitutes he killed, though they were skilled were wagging their pony tails behind them.
Hair today and gone tomorrow?
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Afternoon all...
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Afternoon Rick. We thought you'd been killed by someone who has just realised what brexit meant for their holidays.
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Not bad thanks, Shah, yourself?
Morning, Rick.
Morning, Rick.
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Pretty good. Another week of Ramadan and i get to eat during the day again. Thank the good lord. How about you?
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ShahenshahG wrote:Afternoon Rick. We thought you'd been killed by someone who has just realised what brexit meant for their holidays.
Had a blow out on the motorway this morning and a coach took my wing mirror off, so going spiffing so far boys.
Morning 'stair, how you keeping mate?
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rick_dagless wrote:ShahenshahG wrote:Afternoon Rick. We thought you'd been killed by someone who has just realised what brexit meant for their holidays.
Had a blow out on the motorway this morning and a coach took my wing mirror off, so going spiffing so far boys.
Morning 'stair, how you keeping mate?
Sorry to hear that rick, was he a liverpool f.c coach perchance?
Look what he was caught trying to steal last time.
https://twitter.com/russhilton1/status/652871147848093696
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If it was a Liverpool coach it would have took my tyres and left my wing mirror be.
Workmobile though so not to bothered to be honest.
Workmobile though so not to bothered to be honest.
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Was it spectacular and did you sh*t yourself?
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Nah, probably blow out is a bit of hyperbole, hit a pot hole then within about 10-15 seconds the wheel was flat, it tore a slice from the tyre wall.
I see you are having fun on the Euro thread mate lol out loud
I see you are having fun on the Euro thread mate lol out loud
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I am but that guy is too f*cking stupid to deal with. Basically the absolute archtype leave voter so it's spilling from being a windup to genuine abuse. Best step out for a bit.
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Yeah looks that way mate, otherwise you will be in for a SERIAL'esque ban...
It does seem like the realisation of what has gone on is now dawning on the Leavers though. There does not seem to be any kind of exit plan...
It does seem like the realisation of what has gone on is now dawning on the Leavers though. There does not seem to be any kind of exit plan...
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3659137/So-does-mean-Brexit-affect-holiday-money-mortgages-passports-health-cover.html#comments
Daily mail tells the truth - readers responding by bitching. Stupid c*nts.
Daily mail tells the truth - readers responding by bitching. Stupid c*nts.
Re: The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy
ShahenshahG wrote:I am but that guy is too f*cking stupid to deal with. Basically the absolute archtype leave voter so it's spilling from being a windup to genuine abuse. Best step out for a bit.
you might have missed this then :-
JuliusHMarx wrote:navyblueshorts wrote:Couple of things:
1) Cut out the overly aggressive, potty mouthed personal insults.
2) Stop thinking it's clever to insert asterisks into swearwords so that the filter misses them.
Be passionate and argumentative, but I'm not sure any of us needs any of the above.
Although it's worth noting the pound is now only worth 1 dollar and 30 c*nts.
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I didn't, it was L*L out loud but I thought i'd comment a bit later.
Re: The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy
LOL out loud, well played Jules
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I'll remain on the fringes whilst you continue to mullet overShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:I don't collect scalps...ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:In the killing machine stakes, I have nothing to fear from you and having hair only leads to detection via DNA so again, I'm not in the least bit envious.ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Thought TRUSS would have been a better choice for you, given the way you constantly tell us you've eaten your own bodyweight in fish fingers for lunch, you're likely to weigh the same as him...if not more, you fat yank!ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Who is Jo and would it be worth her time for the tiniest smidgeon of chocolate you'd have been able to apply to your todger. Angels dancing on the head of a pin would have gone hungry with the amount of chocolate applied to that non-area, but again, who is Jo?ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Belgian pr!ck!ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:You're an idiot.........ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:I am one of Tina's staunchest supporters but even I have to concur with the general consensus that, concerning all matters CC3 related, he's about as much use as t!ts on a snake.
Morning all, especially Tina who is still definitely my favourite.
So quite useful then, surely a t*tjob in a convenient place would allow you to compare your length to a snake to impress the ladies? Plus Anansi stories would surely be an eye opener for the kids.
F*ck you you stupid yank b*stard
I see Jo has been talking about me. She ate Chocolat belge off my nob and I ate chips off her back. The CC watched and rejoiced. The seed for a second referendum was planted and if the petition gathers enough votes i'll do her up the wrong un.
I thought we were roleplaying, your excessive ...... indicated that you had chosen truss.
They are eaten in isolation though Dave, with lunch making just under 1800 calories and breakfast plus the post workout shakes making it about 3000 calories per day. I am a lean mean killing machine plus I have all my hair. This I think is the source of all your envy.
Lies, Damned Lies and even more damned lies. It's why you run so much. Its the raison d'être for the scalps you gather. Little Dave here has lost his hair he doesn't know where to find it, the prostitutes he killed, though they were skilled were wagging their pony tails behind them.
Hair today and gone tomorrow?
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DAVE667 wrote:I'll remain on the fringes whilst you continue to mullet overShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:I don't collect scalps...ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:In the killing machine stakes, I have nothing to fear from you and having hair only leads to detection via DNA so again, I'm not in the least bit envious.ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Thought TRUSS would have been a better choice for you, given the way you constantly tell us you've eaten your own bodyweight in fish fingers for lunch, you're likely to weigh the same as him...if not more, you fat yank!ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Who is Jo and would it be worth her time for the tiniest smidgeon of chocolate you'd have been able to apply to your todger. Angels dancing on the head of a pin would have gone hungry with the amount of chocolate applied to that non-area, but again, who is Jo?ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Belgian pr!ck!ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:You're an idiot.........ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:I am one of Tina's staunchest supporters but even I have to concur with the general consensus that, concerning all matters CC3 related, he's about as much use as t!ts on a snake.
Morning all, especially Tina who is still definitely my favourite.
So quite useful then, surely a t*tjob in a convenient place would allow you to compare your length to a snake to impress the ladies? Plus Anansi stories would surely be an eye opener for the kids.
F*ck you you stupid yank b*stard
I see Jo has been talking about me. She ate Chocolat belge off my nob and I ate chips off her back. The CC watched and rejoiced. The seed for a second referendum was planted and if the petition gathers enough votes i'll do her up the wrong un.
I thought we were roleplaying, your excessive ...... indicated that you had chosen truss.
They are eaten in isolation though Dave, with lunch making just under 1800 calories and breakfast plus the post workout shakes making it about 3000 calories per day. I am a lean mean killing machine plus I have all my hair. This I think is the source of all your envy.
Lies, Damned Lies and even more damned lies. It's why you run so much. Its the raison d'être for the scalps you gather. Little Dave here has lost his hair he doesn't know where to find it, the prostitutes he killed, though they were skilled were wagging their pony tails behind them.
Hair today and gone tomorrow?
You should just admit defeat rather than trying to bob and weave the inevitable. It's not as if you're going to dye if you acknowledge that you just can't make the cut
Re: The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy
I don't know how you've comb to that conclusion but my friend, Mo, he can!ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:I'll remain on the fringes whilst you continue to mullet overShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:I don't collect scalps...ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:In the killing machine stakes, I have nothing to fear from you and having hair only leads to detection via DNA so again, I'm not in the least bit envious.ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Thought TRUSS would have been a better choice for you, given the way you constantly tell us you've eaten your own bodyweight in fish fingers for lunch, you're likely to weigh the same as him...if not more, you fat yank!ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Who is Jo and would it be worth her time for the tiniest smidgeon of chocolate you'd have been able to apply to your todger. Angels dancing on the head of a pin would have gone hungry with the amount of chocolate applied to that non-area, but again, who is Jo?ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:Belgian pr!ck!ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:You're an idiot.........ShahenshahG wrote:DAVE667 wrote:I am one of Tina's staunchest supporters but even I have to concur with the general consensus that, concerning all matters CC3 related, he's about as much use as t!ts on a snake.
Morning all, especially Tina who is still definitely my favourite.
So quite useful then, surely a t*tjob in a convenient place would allow you to compare your length to a snake to impress the ladies? Plus Anansi stories would surely be an eye opener for the kids.
F*ck you you stupid yank b*stard
I see Jo has been talking about me. She ate Chocolat belge off my nob and I ate chips off her back. The CC watched and rejoiced. The seed for a second referendum was planted and if the petition gathers enough votes i'll do her up the wrong un.
I thought we were roleplaying, your excessive ...... indicated that you had chosen truss.
They are eaten in isolation though Dave, with lunch making just under 1800 calories and breakfast plus the post workout shakes making it about 3000 calories per day. I am a lean mean killing machine plus I have all my hair. This I think is the source of all your envy.
Lies, Damned Lies and even more damned lies. It's why you run so much. Its the raison d'être for the scalps you gather. Little Dave here has lost his hair he doesn't know where to find it, the prostitutes he killed, though they were skilled were wagging their pony tails behind them.
Hair today and gone tomorrow?
You should just admit defeat rather than trying to bob and weave the inevitable. It's not as if you're going to dye if you acknowledge that you just can't make the cut
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This pun off seems to be going to and Fro...
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Oh Beehive, the lot of you.
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rick_dagless wrote:This pun off seems to be going to and Fro...
I knew it would be curtains once more than the two of us got involved but this is ridiculous, there's not mushroom for mistakes when making hair puns
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Not seen Tino all day. Is he Michael Gove?
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he's getting rich at the moment Julius. Don't disturb him - he's essentially turned into tophat - who hasnt even been back online since brexit, because he's been too busy profiteering from the stupidity of leave.
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Isn't Toppy just a great sweaty spacehopper of a man whose aim in life seems to be stretching lycra running shorts to their physical limits whilst being carried shoulder high by the great unwashed?
Why would Tina wish to model himself on that?
Why would Tina wish to model himself on that?
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DAVE667 wrote:Isn't Toppy just a great sweaty spacehopper of a man whose aim in life seems to be stretching lycra running shorts to their physical limits whilst being carried shoulder high by the great unwashed?
Why would Tina wish to model himself on that?
And he's a c*nt.
I'm just up to my (ineffectual and pointless) b*ll-bags in it today. Swamped.
Suggesting I'm Michael Gove is one of the worst things you've ever said to me, Jules.
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