The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Galted's Hi-Tec?

Oh their crispy chicken burgers are to feckin die for. Just make sure to get them to put the chilli and mayo in the burger.

Do they have mushy peas and gravy?

Mushy Peas for definite, particularly tasty ones but i'm not sure about gravy

Hmm, may have to hunt it down. Better options than the Wetherspoon's around the corner. I swear down, whichever 'spoons you go in around the country, it is the same people in there doing the same things, it is odd...

rick_dagless wrote:Hmm, may have to hunt it down.  Better options than the Wetherspoon's around the corner.  I swear down, whichever 'spoons you go in around the country, it is the same people in there doing the same things, it is odd...

To me you all look the same so i'd agree.

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Hmm, may have to hunt it down.  Better options than the Wetherspoon's around the corner.  I swear down, whichever 'spoons you go in around the country, it is the same people in there doing the same things, it is odd...

To me you all look the same so i'd agree.

Understandable Shah, being made a bloody smear from an IED is a great equaliser in the looks front.

rick_dagless wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Hmm, may have to hunt it down.  Better options than the Wetherspoon's around the corner.  I swear down, whichever 'spoons you go in around the country, it is the same people in there doing the same things, it is odd...

To me you all look the same so i'd agree.

Understandable Shah, being made a bloody smear from an IED is a great equaliser in the looks front.

Er I havent deployed an IED in the Tino household yet..

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Hmm, may have to hunt it down.  Better options than the Wetherspoon's around the corner.  I swear down, whichever 'spoons you go in around the country, it is the same people in there doing the same things, it is odd...

To me you all look the same so i'd agree.

Understandable Shah, being made a bloody smear from an IED is a great equaliser in the looks front.

Er I havent deployed an IED in the Tino household yet..

Shah, are you aware of a sport called Kabaddi? Seems to be popular with your lot.

I was watching it on Sky last night. No idea what the f*ck is going on but it was fascinating stuff. I was hooked.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Hmm, may have to hunt it down.  Better options than the Wetherspoon's around the corner.  I swear down, whichever 'spoons you go in around the country, it is the same people in there doing the same things, it is odd...

To me you all look the same so i'd agree.

Understandable Shah, being made a bloody smear from an IED is a great equaliser in the looks front.

Er I havent deployed an IED in the Tino household yet..

Shah, are you aware of a sport called Kabaddi?  Seems to be popular with your lot.

I was watching it on Sky last night.  No idea what the f*ck is going on but it was fascinating stuff.  I was hooked.

It's a tag game with the element of death. essentially you mutter kabbadi kabbadi kabaddi so the referee knows you arent breathing. You have to go and tag someone in the other half and return before inhaling again. The other team has to wrestle you to the ground to force you to breathe which makes you out. If you are successful the guy you tagged is out. It's pretty fun to play when you've got 3 stones on everyone else but not much fun for the smaller guys

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:Hmm, may have to hunt it down.  Better options than the Wetherspoon's around the corner.  I swear down, whichever 'spoons you go in around the country, it is the same people in there doing the same things, it is odd...

To me you all look the same so i'd agree.

Understandable Shah, being made a bloody smear from an IED is a great equaliser in the looks front.

Er I havent deployed an IED in the Tino household yet..

Shah, are you aware of a sport called Kabaddi?  Seems to be popular with your lot.

I was watching it on Sky last night.  No idea what the f*ck is going on but it was fascinating stuff.  I was hooked.

It's a tag game with the element of death. essentially you mutter kabbadi kabbadi kabaddi so the referee knows you arent breathing. You have to go and tag someone in the other half and return before inhaling again. The other team has to wrestle you to the ground to force you to breathe which makes you out. If you are successful the guy you tagged is out. It's pretty fun to play when you've got 3 stones on everyone else but not much fun for the smaller guys  

I'm thinking of starting a team. It definitely has an element of rugby to it so it can't be that difficult.

I only flicked onto the channel and then an hour later was I still there. Jumping out of my seat as the Jaipur Pink Panthers snatched a last minute victory over the Bengaluru Bulls.

Now you've told me the rules I am even more on board with it. It's a great watch.

I used to watch Kabbadi on channel 4, I believe at one point England were world champs...

Morning Tino

rick_dagless wrote:I used to watch Kabbadi on channel 4, I believe at one point England were world champs...

Morning Tino

Morning rIcko.

It was gripping stuff. How have I survived 38 years without hearing of this magnificent spectacle.

It is a goodie, it was on when C4 was going through a sporting cultural phase with Kabbadi and Sumo wrestling.

rick_dagless wrote:It is a goodie, it was on when C4 was going through a sporting cultural phase with Kabbadi and Sumo wrestling.

I remember the Sumo. The Dump Truck (TopHat) and his chums, but Kabbadi escaped my attention.

That's the one, always seemed to be on after Sunday Dinner (the meal between breakfast and tea)

rick_dagless wrote:That's the one, always seemed to be on after Sunday Dinner (the meal between breakfast and tea)

That's why I missed it. I was told it was on after Sunday Dinner and quite naturally turned on the TV at 7.30 pm.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:That's the one, always seemed to be on after Sunday Dinner (the meal between breakfast and tea)

That's why I missed it. I was told it was on after Sunday Dinner and quite naturally turned on the TV at 7.30 pm.

That would've been Sunday teatime.

rick_dagless wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:That's the one, always seemed to be on after Sunday Dinner (the meal between breakfast and tea)

That's why I missed it. I was told it was on after Sunday Dinner and quite naturally turned on the TV at 7.30 pm.

That would've been Sunday teatime.  

Milton Keynes will swallow you whole.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:That's the one, always seemed to be on after Sunday Dinner (the meal between breakfast and tea)

That's why I missed it. I was told it was on after Sunday Dinner and quite naturally turned on the TV at 7.30 pm.

That would've been Sunday teatime.  

Milton Keynes will swallow you whole.

Naughty Milton.

I'll soon have them talking proper like what we do, Jules...

I remember the Sumo on Channel 4, the used to have a guy whose "gimmick2 was to throw huge handfuls of salt ( they all throw salt but this was a Toppy sized amount) Have heard of Kabbadi but thought it was just the Asian version of British Bulldogs.

Further to Rick's comments re Wetherspoons, I noticed in Spain that the same two old Spanish blokes seemed to be walking everywhere. I went for a run along the seafront and passed the same two fellas about 13 times. For a couple of old dawdlers, they did seem to keep getting head of me an awful lot.

Oh, morning all.

Think that guys nickname was "The Salt Shaker" from memory DAVE. Not great at nicknames the Japanese apparently

Headline in the Daily Mail

Bangladeshi boy, 10, is murdered by co-workers in a textiles factory after they inserted a high-pressure nozzle into his rectum

Sean will be taking a keen interest in this one no doubt

Another one...

Syrian suicide bomber - nicknamed 'Rambo' - who blew himself up outside German music festival had pledged allegiance to ISIS, had Islamist videos at his home and had enough chemicals to make ANOTHER bomb

Shah will be taking a keen interest in this one no doubt

And one for Rowley

Fit for a king: 1960s bungalow with remains of a rare 970-year-old motte and bailey castle in the grounds goes on the market for just £680,000

rick_dagless wrote:Think that guys nickname was "The Salt Shaker" from memory DAVE.  Not great at nicknames the Japanese apparently

I can remember someone called Yokozuna who I think like the Daddy of the Sumo dudes

Japanese dude hacks 19 disabled people to death

Two armed men take several people hostage in a French Church

Just what the WTF is going on in the World these days?

This is one for rick. Wonder which one he is....
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36865385/comic-con-2016-the-best-costumes-so-far

I used to watch Kabbadi on Channel 4. Strange game but totally compelling once you start to watch it.

I used to support the Punjabi team for no other reason than I like saying the word Punjabi.

superflyweight wrote:I used to watch Kabbadi on Channel 4.  Strange game but totally compelling once you start to watch it.  

I used to support the Punjabi team for no other reason than I like saying the word Punjabi.  

I like saying the word Bengaluru so for that reason alone, I am a massive fan of the Bengaluru Bulls.

JuliusHMarx wrote:This is one for rick. Wonder which one he is....
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36865385/comic-con-2016-the-best-costumes-so-far

Excellent Jules and I will leave it to the cup to guess, though, as with all costumes, you should cos-play for the body you have not the body you want.

rick_dagless wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:This is one for rick. Wonder which one he is....
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36865385/comic-con-2016-the-best-costumes-so-far

Excellent Jules and I will leave it to the cup to guess, though, as with all costumes, you should cos-play for the body you have not the body you want.

I'd slip it to the one dressed as Batgirl, and most probably the zombie, but the rest just look weird.

That's an accurate summation Tino.

rick's use of 'summation' instead of the more accurate 'summary' has michaelsed the thread.

sum|ma¦tion.


[sʌˈmeɪʃ(ə)n]

NOUN



1.the process of adding things together:

"the summation of numbers of small pieces of evidence"


synonyms: final decision · summation · final statement ·
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2.the process of summing something up:

"these will need summation in a single document"

rick's belief that a detailed explanation of the word "summation" was necessary has yet again Michaels'd the thread

Double michaelsing. Thanks for sharing the workload rick I could never hope to match Michaels on my own.

Here to help boys...

rick_dagless wrote:Here to help boys...

Would suggest inserting a comma between the words "help" and "boys" otherwise you look a bit Op Yewtree

Fair point.

Re grammar and punctuation I like to keep my hand in, Rick....see how messy that could look without that comma?

https://youtu.be/sMWCxt8ABNg

First. Like Vienna, it means nothing to me.

Good morning.

Morning Tina. Fancy buying a house in Rotherham?

Rain Rain go away, little jr wants to play so Tino has run away. Morning Jizzy Jeff and Teflon Tino.

Rowley wrote:Morning Tina. Fancy buying a house in Rotherham?

I'm not really into the EDL or nonces so I'll politely decline, Jeff. Appreciate the offer though.

Morning Shah.

There is more to Rotherham than that Tina. We have a market and a theatre where Billy Pearce appears pretty much annually. There is other stuff as well that's escapes me at the minute, but I'm sure it's lovely.

Rowley wrote:There is more to Rotherham than that Tina. We have a market and a theatre where Billy Pearce appears pretty much annually. There is other stuff as well that's escapes me at the minute, but I'm sure it's lovely.

Are you actually moving out of Rotherham then or just to a different part?

Same village, just bigger place.

Rowley wrote:Same village, just bigger place.

Has it got a sex dungeon?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Same village, just bigger place.

Has it got a sex dungeon?

No, just a dungeon.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:There is more to Rotherham than that Tina. We have a market and a theatre where Billy Pearce appears pretty much annually. There is other stuff as well that's escapes me at the minute, but I'm sure it's lovely.

Are you actually moving out of Rotherham then or just to a different part?

Are you sure you don't live in Bradford cos we can get rid of that little f*cker. He does panto here every year