The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Jun 29, 2016 1:31 pm

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The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy - Page 15 2Q==

Galted's Hi-Tec?

by Guest Wed Jul 27, 2016 10:44 am

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3709281/Cartoon-chiefs-make-grovelling-apology-Fireman-Sam-character-shown-STANDING-page-Koran.html

I see Shah has time on his hands

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jul 27, 2016 10:44 am

I thought Billy Pearce was a Bradford thing as well...

Afternoon notches, I forgot how awful it is below the Watford Gap...

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Jul 27, 2016 10:58 am

rick_dagless wrote:

Afternoon notches, I forgot how awful it is below the Watford Gap...

Welcome to my world.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jul 27, 2016 11:05 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:

Afternoon notches, I forgot how awful it is below the Watford Gap...

Welcome to my world.

I have no idea how you do it mate, I realise it is only missionary work, but you have my admiration.

by Guest Wed Jul 27, 2016 12:16 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:

Afternoon notches, I forgot how awful it is below the Watford Gap...

Welcome to my world.

I have no idea how you do it mate, I realise it is only missionary work, but you have my admiration.

Perhaps now you realize why Tina is my favourite

by **Galted** Wed Jul 27, 2016 1:39 pm

Superfly's wearing down lostinwales with his updates on the referendum thread - the rugby lot really are f*cking precious, you can just smell the seething anger.

by **seanmichaels** Wed Jul 27, 2016 10:57 pm

Shalom.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jul 28, 2016 7:11 am

nihau sean

Morning Shah/Jeff

by **seanmichaels** Thu Jul 28, 2016 7:20 am

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jamiejones/where-in-the-uk-are-you-from-based-on-food?utm_term=.vej5aVB13#.ibmqwBmAj

by Rowley Thu Jul 28, 2016 7:28 am

https://youtu.be/V1d4r9awjKE

Morning all. A second appearance in song of the day for the thinking mans elvis.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jul 28, 2016 8:22 am

Good morning.

by Guest Thu Jul 28, 2016 8:50 am

Morning notches

Was asked the other day how I viewed same sex relationships...apparently the correct answer is not "in High Definition!"

by **Galted** Thu Jul 28, 2016 9:17 am

DAVE667 wrote:Morning notches

Was asked the other day how I viewed same sex relationships...apparently the correct answer is not "in High Definition!"

Odd you should mention that. Had the bright idea, earlier in the week, of posting a picture of you and your "friends" on the beach in Spain so I type "g*y beach party" into Google images. Then, like a c*nt, I was sidetracked and forgot all about it until Galtova discovered it. My explanation looked very fragile when I had to admit that you're probably not g*y and I have no idea what you look like.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jul 28, 2016 9:18 am

Galted wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Morning notches

Was asked the other day how I viewed same sex relationships...apparently the correct answer is not "in High Definition!"

Odd you should mention that. Had the bright idea, earlier in the week, of posting a picture of you and your "friends" on the beach in Spain so I type "g*y beach party" into Google images. Then, like a c*nt, I was sidetracked and forgot all about it until Galtova discovered it. My explanation looked very fragile when I had to admit that you're probably not g*y and I have no idea what you look like.

Bender.

by **superflyweight** Thu Jul 28, 2016 9:20 am

Galted wrote:Superfly's wearing down lostinwales with his updates on the referendum thread - the rugby lot really are f*cking precious, you can just smell the seething anger.

I reckon Dyrewolf and Secretfly are starting to crack as well. Haven't reeled in Duty yet as he's too busy listing failed global institutions.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jul 28, 2016 9:32 am

superflyweight wrote:
Galted wrote:Superfly's wearing down lostinwales with his updates on the referendum thread - the rugby lot really are f*cking precious, you can just smell the seething anger.

I reckon Dyrewolf and Secretfly are starting to crack as well. Haven't reeled in Duty yet as he's too busy listing failed global institutions.

Seems to be going well mate, keep it up.

by **Galted** Thu Jul 28, 2016 9:38 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Morning notches

Was asked the other day how I viewed same sex relationships...apparently the correct answer is not "in High Definition!"

Odd you should mention that. Had the bright idea, earlier in the week, of posting a picture of you and your "friends" on the beach in Spain so I type "g*y beach party" into Google images. Then, like a c*nt, I was sidetracked and forgot all about it until Galtova discovered it. My explanation looked very fragile when I had to admit that you're probably not g*y and I have no idea what you look like.

Bender.

Racist.

by Guest Thu Jul 28, 2016 9:44 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Morning notches

Was asked the other day how I viewed same sex relationships...apparently the correct answer is not "in High Definition!"

Odd you should mention that. Had the bright idea, earlier in the week, of posting a picture of you and your "friends" on the beach in Spain so I type "g*y beach party" into Google images. Then, like a c*nt, I was sidetracked and forgot all about it until Galtova discovered it. My explanation looked very fragile when I had to admit that you're probably not g*y and I have no idea what you look like.

Bender.

Probably? You c*nt!!!!!!!!!

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jul 28, 2016 10:26 am

Amiable on here today.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jul 28, 2016 10:32 am

rick_dagless wrote:Amiable on here today.

Are you back North today, riCKo?

by **superflyweight** Thu Jul 28, 2016 10:52 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Amiable on here today.

Are you back North today, riCKo?

SLW

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jul 28, 2016 10:56 am

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Amiable on here today.

Are you back North today, riCKo?

SLW

Seriously Large Willy?

by Guest Thu Jul 28, 2016 10:58 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Amiable on here today.

Are you back North today, riCKo?

SLW

Seriously Large Willy?

Severely Limited W*nking?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:00 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Amiable on here today.

Are you back North today, riCKo?

I am indeed thank F**K, the air is sweet and the food is affordable.

How you getting on mate?

SLW - Shah Lamping Women?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:05 am

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Amiable on here today.

Are you back North today, riCKo?

SLW

Seriously Large Willy?
Severely Limited W*nking?

At the moment, yes, but in a week or so this will change.

We are off to Spain on Saturday for a week but then me and my eldest are flying back on our own as he has a summer training camp at Saracens. Mrs Windows is staying out there for a further 2 weeks with the other kids and her sister.

The upshot of all this is that I am home alone for a fortnight from the 7th. So I'll be jizzing all over the place, Serial. When I want and where I want.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:06 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Amiable on here today.

Are you back North today, riCKo?

I am indeed thank F**K, the air is sweet and the food is affordable.

How you getting on mate?

SLW - Shah Lamping Women?

Wonderful, thanks. Have you taken Sean's food test?

I'm intrigued as to your answer to the first question seeing as we grew up practically as neighbours. I wonder if you had the same answer as me.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:24 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Amiable on here today.

Are you back North today, riCKo?

I am indeed thank F**K, the air is sweet and the food is affordable.

How you getting on mate?

SLW - Shah Lamping Women?

Wonderful, thanks. Have you taken Sean's food test?

I'm intrigued as to your answer to the first question seeing as we grew up practically as neighbours. I wonder if you had the same answer as me.

I have not taken it yet mate, but I expect we will have different answers if one of the questions is concerning a Batch..

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:26 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Amiable on here today.

Are you back North today, riCKo?

I am indeed thank F**K, the air is sweet and the food is affordable.

How you getting on mate?

SLW - Shah Lamping Women?

Wonderful, thanks. Have you taken Sean's food test?

I'm intrigued as to your answer to the first question seeing as we grew up practically as neighbours. I wonder if you had the same answer as me.

I have not taken it yet mate, but I expect we will have different answers if one of the questions is concerning a Batch..

l*l out loud.

It does indeed.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:28 am

The results... Shock Question 1 I put butty.

You got: The North

You’re from the wonderful North. Which means you know that a good Sunday roast should be drowning in gravy. Nice.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:30 am

rick_dagless wrote:The results... Shock Question 1 I put butty.

You got: The North

You’re from the wonderful North. Which means you know that a good Sunday roast should be drowning in gravy. Nice.

I got the same, and that is despite you incorrectly answering question 1.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:31 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:The results... Shock Question 1 I put butty.

You got: The North

You’re from the wonderful North. Which means you know that a good Sunday roast should be drowning in gravy. Nice.

I got the same, and that is despite you incorrectly answering question 1.

What did you put?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:33 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:The results... Shock Question 1 I put butty.

You got: The North

You’re from the wonderful North. Which means you know that a good Sunday roast should be drowning in gravy. Nice.

I got the same, and that is despite you incorrectly answering question 1.

What did you put?

The correct answer, of course.

It's a barm.

Look at the picture again, rIck. It can't look anymore like a barm.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:37 am

Its is not a barm...

If I went into the local chippy and asked for a chip barm I would get a kicking. If I asked for either a chip batch, or a chip butty, I would get one of those filled with chips.

by **Galted** Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:38 am

It's a f*cking roll. I got southeast and when I checked where I live in Google maps it said southeast so it's right.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:41 am

rick_dagless wrote:Its is not a barm...

If I went into the local chippy and asked for a chip barm I would get a kicking. If I asked for either a chip batch, or a chip butty, I would get one of those filled with chips.

It's a barm.

If I went into my local chippy (not down here, we have bread rolls down here, darling) and asked for a chip butty, I would get a chip barm/butty. I can accept butty as an alternative to the correct answer of 'barm'.

But, if I asked for a chip batch, they would say f*ck off to Northwich for your batch and stop clogging up the queue.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:43 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Its is not a barm...

If I went into the local chippy and asked for a chip barm I would get a kicking. If I asked for either a chip batch, or a chip butty, I would get one of those filled with chips.

It's a barm.

If I went into my local chippy (not down here, we have bread rolls down here, darling) and asked for a chip butty, I would get a chip barm/butty. I can accept butty as an alternative to the correct answer of 'barm'.

But, if I asked for a chip batch, they would say f*ck off to Northwich for your batch and stop clogging up the queue.

You are wrong but I like you so whatever...

Out of interest if you ask for peas and gravy do they look at you as though you have just asked to bum their Nan? Or give you some anaemic slop in a tiny container and look proud?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:50 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:Its is not a barm...

If I went into the local chippy and asked for a chip barm I would get a kicking. If I asked for either a chip batch, or a chip butty, I would get one of those filled with chips.

It's a barm.

If I went into my local chippy (not down here, we have bread rolls down here, darling) and asked for a chip butty, I would get a chip barm/butty. I can accept butty as an alternative to the correct answer of 'barm'.

But, if I asked for a chip batch, they would say f*ck off to Northwich for your batch and stop clogging up the queue.

You are wrong but I like you so whatever...

Out of interest if you ask for peas and gravy do they look at you as though you have just asked to bum their Nan? Or give you some anaemic slop in a tiny container and look proud?

Fair enough, we can agree that Galted is wrong.

The slop. In a polystyrene tub. And the gravy just tastes of melted sugar. F*cking awful stuff. It ain't real gravy.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:54 am

I don't even bother with peas or Gravy in the south any more, and have to make do with F***ing mayonnaise.

And yes, Galted is wrong.

by Rowley Thu Jul 28, 2016 12:18 pm

There is always the possibility people call them different things based on where you are from or raised.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jul 28, 2016 12:21 pm

Rowley wrote:There is always the possibility people call them different things based on where you are from or raised.

Thanks Jeff.

Can usually rely on you ~~to suck the joy out of every situation~~ for sound advice.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jul 28, 2016 12:21 pm

Rowley wrote:There is always the possibility people call them different things based on where you are from or raised.

I don't think so Jeff, if that was the case it would be chaos. Very similar to everyone having the same belief system, if they didn't it would be nuts!

by Rowley Thu Jul 28, 2016 12:24 pm

No problem whatsoever Tina. I appreciate you're not on Facebook so you get a bit of a pass, but for anyone who is this whole debate comes up with tedious regularity. Normally someone will post a picture of one with some comment like let's settle this once and for all. That will normally be followed by countless comments or cob, bread cake, barm, batch etc. etc.

Who in the name of all that is holy gives a flying feck.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jul 28, 2016 12:27 pm

Rowley wrote:No problem whatsoever Tina. I appreciate you're not on Facebook so you get a bit of a pass, but for anyone who is this whole debate comes up with tedious regularity. Normally someone will post a picture of one with some comment like let's settle this once and for all. That will normally be followed by countless comments or cob, bread cake, barm, batch etc. etc.

Who in the name of all that is holy gives a flying feck.

I believe the kids call them like/comment whores Jeff, the way that FB's algorithm works, means they look popular and cool, and, potentially earn money.

We know them as C**ts

by Guest Thu Jul 28, 2016 12:44 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
Rowley wrote:No problem whatsoever Tina. I appreciate you're not on Facebook so you get a bit of a pass, but for anyone who is this whole debate comes up with tedious regularity. Normally someone will post a picture of one with some comment like let's settle this once and for all. That will normally be followed by countless comments or cob, bread cake, barm, batch etc. etc.

Who in the name of all that is holy gives a flying feck.

I believe the kids call them like/comment whores Jeff, the way that FB's algorithm works, means they look popular and cool, and, potentially earn money.

We know them as C**ts

They're still higher up the food chain than those c*nts who tag the hospital as their location and then cryptically add "Didn't expect to find myself here today....!" in the full knowledge that their "friends" will flood their page with "Oh what happened? Nothing serious I hope ""Are you ok, mate?" comments.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jul 28, 2016 12:49 pm

Don't be on C*ntbook. That's my smug, self-satisfied advice to you all.

by Guest Thu Jul 28, 2016 12:55 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Don't be on C*ntbook. That's my smug, self-satisfied advice to you all.

Then how will I know exactly how many absolute f*cking c*nts there are out there just roaming free and unmurdered?

I use it to check out which bands are playing where seeing as how I no longer have the time, patience or inclination to stand in WHSmith's reading the METAL magazines like I once did

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jul 28, 2016 1:19 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Rowley wrote:No problem whatsoever Tina. I appreciate you're not on Facebook so you get a bit of a pass, but for anyone who is this whole debate comes up with tedious regularity. Normally someone will post a picture of one with some comment like let's settle this once and for all. That will normally be followed by countless comments or cob, bread cake, barm, batch etc. etc.

Who in the name of all that is holy gives a flying feck.

I believe the kids call them like/comment whores Jeff, the way that FB's algorithm works, means they look popular and cool, and, potentially earn money.

We know them as C**ts
They're still higher up the food chain than those c*nts who tag the hospital as their location and then cryptically add "Didn't expect to find myself here today....!" in the full knowledge that their "friends" will flood their page with "Oh what happened? Nothing serious I hope ""Are you ok, mate?" comments.

They are particularly annoying, and get blocked.

I also hate people wishing dead folk or "angels in heaven" happy birthday or some such, and being proud of kids, and also any post that starts with "to the person who cut me up on..." or similar/

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Jul 28, 2016 1:26 pm

DAVE667 wrote:

I no longer have the time, patience or inclination to stand in WHSmith's reading the METAL magazines like I once did

With a copy of Knave in between the pages?

by **superflyweight** Thu Jul 28, 2016 1:31 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:

I no longer have the time, patience or inclination to stand in WHSmith's reading the METAL magazines like I once did

With a copy of ~~Knave~~ Attitude in between the pages?

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Jul 28, 2016 3:33 pm

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/27/fire-starting-super-ant-is-spreading-across-the-uk-experts-warn/

This is like cc porn. Death, destruction, insect infestation and lightning/electrical fires and holes spanning 50 acres.

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