The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Jun 29, 2016 10:31 pm

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The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy - Page 16 2Q==

Galted's Hi-Tec?

by **superflyweight** Fri Jul 29, 2016 12:44 am

They dwell in gardens and greenhouses and are attracted to electricity. They can survive in temperatures as low as -5C.

They'll never make it up to Scotland then.

by Guest Fri Jul 29, 2016 12:57 am

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:

I no longer have the time, patience or inclination to stand in WHSmith's reading the METAL magazines like I once did

With a copy of ~~Knave~~ ~~Attitude~~ Prossie Death Weekly in between the pages?

by **Galted** Fri Jul 29, 2016 3:36 am

Whatever happened to Loaded Dog?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Jul 29, 2016 3:56 am

I think he is Michael Cheika. He's right browned off at the moment.

by **Galted** Fri Jul 29, 2016 4:39 am

Hmm, that makes sense as they're both from Australia.

The more I think about it the more compelling it is.

My mind is made up.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Jul 29, 2016 4:47 am

Eddie Jones is also from Australia. Rolf Harris is another one. As is Shane Warne and the actor who played Henry Ramsey.

I believe Bouncer was also Australian but he may well be dead now.

by **Galted** Fri Jul 29, 2016 5:20 am

And my colleague, the Angry Kiwi, is from the Australian province of New Zealand.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Jul 29, 2016 5:44 am

Between us, we pretty much know everything about Australia and Australians.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Jul 29, 2016 5:50 am

I reckon TLD is Hugh Jackman

by Rowley Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:03 am

They are all dead to me, TLD, Alistair, DZ, they were all happy to bask in the glow during the glory days of the CC, but during these fallow times they have washed their hands of the place. Fickle sub human scum. I'll not forget them when CC Mk III drops and this place is the hottest ticket in town again.

by **Galted** Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:23 am

I miss TLD, don't think I ever chatted much with Alistair. Ziggler's a difficult one as he's my second favourite poster on account of how he restored my good name. I think I'll keep him second but Tino is breathing down his neck.

by Rowley Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:28 am

They are all dead to me. I am talking below Sean levels. Obviously they are above Adam but still pretty low.

by **Galted** Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:57 am

Julius is gone as well. I hope he wasn't that 174-year-old priest that Shah killed.

by Rowley Fri Jul 29, 2016 4:16 pm

https://youtu.be/jREUrbGGrgM

Morning all.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Jul 29, 2016 5:08 pm

Good morning.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jul 29, 2016 5:16 pm

I won £20 for 2nd place in my writers' group poetry competition.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Jul 29, 2016 5:28 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:I won £20 for 2nd place in my writers' group poetry competition.

Well done Jules.

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jul 29, 2016 5:48 pm

Galted wrote:Whatever happened to Loaded Dog?

The fuse burned to the end of the dynamite stick...

I'm fine. Just reading through all this dribble. How are you all?

by **Galted** Fri Jul 29, 2016 5:49 pm

Well done, Julius. Post the winner's poem on here so that we can check if it was plagiarised.

by **Galted** Fri Jul 29, 2016 5:51 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:
Galted wrote:Whatever happened to Loaded Dog?

The fuse burned to the end of the dynamite stick...

I'm fine. Just reading through all this dribble. How are you all?

TLD's back! And Julius isn't dead either! This is one of the most fairly happy days of my life.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Jul 29, 2016 5:51 pm

I f*cking hate poetry. I like Jules, but hate poetry.

Welcome back, Dog. We missed your Antipodean flair.

Galted and me have tried to educate people on all things Australian but it is nice to have the real thing back.

by **Galted** Fri Jul 29, 2016 5:57 pm

True. Did you know that Michael Cheika was once a regular contributor on this thread but left when the fuse burned to the end of the dynamite stick? He has recently returned though.

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:03 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote: I f*cking hate poetry. I like Jules, but hate poetry.

Welcome back, Dog. We missed your Antipodean flair.

Galted and me have tried to educate people on all things Australian but it is nice to have the real thing back.

I'm always here in some form or another to field any questions, mate.

Just hanging out for spring in a few weeks or so. Not that it has been a cold winter. In fact a couple of mid 20s a fortnight ago. Warmest winter in 74 years or something like that.

The place is looking great - pool waterfall finished today. Living oop north in Sydney but will get over there early tomorrow to inspect.

G'day Galted! Always thought you were a top bloke... especially when I don't have to look down at your foot zone.

by **Galted** Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:10 pm

Thanks, LD. The week just keeps on improving.

by Guest Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:12 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote: I f*cking hate poetry. I like Jules, but hate poetry.

Welcome back, Dog. We missed your Antipodean flair.

Galted and me have tried to educate people on all things Australian but it is nice to have the real thing back.

Galted and I, Tina, Galted and I...I'd be disappointed if you weren't my firm favourite. If it was Galted, he'd have been slashed to ribbons by now.

Oh, morning all, I'm in a very good mood as the utter c*** that sits opposite me is now away for a fortnight.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:15 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote: I f*cking hate poetry. I like Jules, but hate poetry.

Welcome back, Dog. We missed your Antipodean flair.

Galted and me have tried to educate people on all things Australian but it is nice to have the real thing back.

Galted and I, Tina, Galted and I...I'd be disappointed if you weren't my firm favourite. If it was Galted, he'd have been slashed to ribbons by now.

Oh, morning all, I'm in a very good mood as the utter c*** that sits opposite me is now away for a fortnight.

When you say "away for a fortnight" does that mean you have caved his face in with a claw hammer?

by Guest Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:18 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote: I f*cking hate poetry. I like Jules, but hate poetry.

Welcome back, Dog. We missed your Antipodean flair.

Galted and me have tried to educate people on all things Australian but it is nice to have the real thing back.

Galted and I, Tina, Galted and I...I'd be disappointed if you weren't my firm favourite. If it was Galted, he'd have been slashed to ribbons by now.

Oh, morning all, I'm in a very good mood as the utter c*** that sits opposite me is now away for a fortnight.

When you say "away for a fortnight" does that mean you have caved his face in with a claw hammer?

No, that should have happened a while ago but I've refrained from doing the planet a favour. He's genuinely gone on holiday. There's a vicious rumour going round that he's applied for another job. If it turns out to be true (or he doesn't get it) I'll be crushed

by **superflyweight** Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:23 pm

Morning all and welcome back LDog.

I have a lot of love for my fellow culture cuppers today.

It's probably my raging libido which is having to deal with the double whammy of no sex for about 3 months and the stunning amount of seriously decent totty that frequents the gym I joined last week.

Don't worry, I'm not trying to be Raf and its only a short term thing due to seriously excessive weight gain caused by having a 6 week old baby and no I won't be spending any more time on the weightlifting thread.

by Guest Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:29 pm

superflyweight wrote:Morning all and welcome back LDog.

I have a lot of love for my fellow culture cuppers today.

It's probably my raging libido which is having to deal with the double whammy of no sex for about 3 months and the stunning amount of seriously decent totty that frequents the gym I joined last week.

Don't worry, I'm not trying to be Raf and its only a short term thing due to seriously excessive weight gain caused by having a 6 week old baby and no I won't be spending any more time on the weightlifting thread.

Super, you may find yourself at the gym more often than you think...a six week old baby? You're not getting laid for ages mate, well, not by Mrs Fly anyway

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:30 pm

Cheers fly! It's great to read your quips again. They seem so effortless yet highly amusing.

As long as you don't wear an orange & silver ensemble at the gym you should be fine. Stick to the blue and white I reckon.

by Guest Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:38 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:Cheers fly! It's great to read your quips again. They seem so effortless yet highly amusing.

As long as you don't wear an orange & silver ensemble at the gym you should be fine. Stick to the blue and white I reckon.

Get a room!

by **superflyweight** Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:42 pm

F*ck you Dave - I'm putting that endorsement from LD on my CV.

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:45 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Cheers fly! It's great to read your quips again. They seem so effortless yet highly amusing.

As long as you don't wear an orange & silver ensemble at the gym you should be fine. Stick to the blue and white I reckon.
Get a room!

Like you and those 2 old men you kept bumping into on that Spanish beach?

Ola!

by Guest Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:47 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Cheers fly! It's great to read your quips again. They seem so effortless yet highly amusing.

As long as you don't wear an orange & silver ensemble at the gym you should be fine. Stick to the blue and white I reckon.
Get a room!

Like you and those 2 old men you kept bumping into on that Spanish beach?

Ola!

No, we found a quiet bit of beach or found a secluded spot in the harbor.

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:48 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Cheers fly! It's great to read your quips again. They seem so effortless yet highly amusing.

As long as you don't wear an orange & silver ensemble at the gym you should be fine. Stick to the blue and white I reckon.
Get a room!

Like you and those 2 old men you kept bumping into on that Spanish beach?

Ola!
No, we found a quiet bit of beach or found a secluded spot in the harbor.

Sounds kinda painful. Laugh

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:50 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote: I f*cking hate poetry. I like Jules, but hate poetry.

Welcome back, Dog. We missed your Antipodean flair.

Galted and me have tried to educate people on all things Australian but it is nice to have the real thing back.

Galted and I, Tina, Galted and I...I'd be disappointed if you weren't my firm favourite. If it was Galted, he'd have been slashed to ribbons by now.

Oh, morning all, I'm in a very good mood as the utter c*** that sits opposite me is now away for a fortnight.

'If it were Galted...', DAVE.

You may be able to get away from the utter c*** at work, but not the utter c***s here.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:52 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Cheers fly! It's great to read your quips again. They seem so effortless yet highly amusing.

As long as you don't wear an orange & silver ensemble at the gym you should be fine. Stick to the blue and white I reckon.
Get a room!

Like you and those 2 old men you kept bumping into on that Spanish beach?

Ola!
No, we found a quiet bit of beach or found a secluded spot in the harbor.

C*nt

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:56 pm

C'mon Jules; hit us with your poem, please. What do you take us for? Oxymorons?

or if that's too hard a simple quiz will do

by Guest Fri Jul 29, 2016 7:37 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:Cheers fly! It's great to read your quips again. They seem so effortless yet highly amusing.

As long as you don't wear an orange & silver ensemble at the gym you should be fine. Stick to the blue and white I reckon.
Get a room!

Like you and those 2 old men you kept bumping into on that Spanish beach?

Ola!
No, we found a quiet bit of beach or found a secluded spot in the harbor.

C*nt

American spellcheck/autocorrect, Shah. It's thing like this that make me sympathetic to your cause

by Guest Fri Jul 29, 2016 7:38 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote: I f*cking hate poetry. I like Jules, but hate poetry.

Welcome back, Dog. We missed your Antipodean flair.

Galted and me have tried to educate people on all things Australian but it is nice to have the real thing back.

Galted and I, Tina, Galted and I...I'd be disappointed if you weren't my firm favourite. If it was Galted, he'd have been slashed to ribbons by now.

Oh, morning all, I'm in a very good mood as the utter c*** that sits opposite me is now away for a fortnight.

'If it were Galted...', DAVE.

You may be able to get away from the utter c*** at work, but not the utter c***s here.

Perhaps I should have written/writed/wrote/wroted/wrotened, "Had it been Galted...." and we could have avoided all this unpleastantness

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Jul 29, 2016 7:53 pm

Your all grammer nazis anyway.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:05 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Your all grammer nazis anyway.

Sayeth the man who sired Hitler.

by **superflyweight** Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:36 pm

Say what you like about Hitler, but he had one more ball than Tina.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:43 pm

superflyweight wrote:Say what you like about Hitler, but he had one more ball than Tina.

Well half his genes did come from his mrs tino

by Guest Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:44 pm

He also made the trains run on time...Hitler, not Tina.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Jul 29, 2016 9:18 pm

DAVE667 wrote:He also made the trains run on time...Hitler, not Tina.

More Eichmann than Hitler. Fascinating man was Adolf Eichmann. Unrepentant to the very end. Couldn't quite understand why people were a bit miffed with him when he was only doing as he was told.

And can you just f*ck off Superfly. I have two balls, both working perfectly. My vas deferens are not, however, in perfect working order down to my own choices in life. You fat b*stard.

by Rowley Fri Jul 29, 2016 9:22 pm

Afternoon all. A client has just bought me a gift at work, which is a good thing. She has bought me flowers, which isn't.

Do I look like a bloke who wants flowers? Will give them TSMR and pretend I have bought them for her.

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Jul 29, 2016 9:26 pm

Think of it as a discount Rowley. It'll improve your mood immeasurably

by Rowley Fri Jul 29, 2016 9:38 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:He also made the trains run on time...Hitler, not Tina.

More Eichmann than Hitler. Fascinating man was Adolf Eichmann. Unrepentant to the very end. Couldn't quite understand why people were a bit miffed with him when he was only doing as he was told.

And can you just f*ck off Superfly. I have two balls, both working perfectly. My vas deferens are not, however, in perfect working order down to my own choices in life. You fat b*stard.

You're a frustrating individual Tina. There are three subjects you know anything about, insects, selling metal and the Second World War. The frequency you discuss them is in that order, which is absolutely the opposite to how interesting they are. A bit more thought on your part and you'd be fascinating.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Jul 29, 2016 9:41 pm

Rowley wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:He also made the trains run on time...Hitler, not Tina.

More Eichmann than Hitler. Fascinating man was Adolf Eichmann. Unrepentant to the very end. Couldn't quite understand why people were a bit miffed with him when he was only doing as he was told.

And can you just f*ck off Superfly. I have two balls, both working perfectly. My vas deferens are not, however, in perfect working order down to my own choices in life. You fat b*stard.

You're a frustrating individual Tina. There are three subjects you know anything about, insects, selling metal and the Second World War. The frequency you discuss them is in that order, which is absolutely the opposite to how interesting they are. A bit more thought on your part and you'd be fascinating.

I know a sh*t load about Australia and Australians as well. If you'd read this thread properly, you'd know that.

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