It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

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A booze-pilfering drunken feral pig has caused chaos by running amok at an Australian campsite and starting a fight with a cow.

The belligerent porker went on a drunken bender after stealing and drinking three six-packs of beer that had been left out by campers at the DeGrey River campsite in Port Hedland, Australia.

In the predictable series of events that followed the animal went on to ransack rubbish bin bags to find some late-night snacks before starting a fight with an innocent eyewitness cow.

Following the boarish rampage the pig decided to swim out into the middle of a river before collapsing drunk under a tree and falling asleep.

One camper named Merida recounted the tale to the ABC network: "It was in the middle of the night and it was these people camping opposite us and they heard this crunching of the can and they got their torch out and shone it on the pig and there he was scrunching away at their cans."

"Then he went and raided their rubbish that they had sort of covered over with a bin as well.

"And then there was some other people camped right on the river and they saw him running around their vehicle being chased by a cow.

"It was going around and around and then it went into the river and swam across to the middle of the river.

"The people that were camped on the river went across and crept up on it and it was hiding and sleeping under a big log right on the edge of the water."

"It was sort of coming from there for a couple of days but we didn't see it this morning or last night."

Evening all. That Secretfly is a rum cove. Glad I am amongst friends on here.

Evening, Jeff. What a fine post, far more worldly and thought-provoking than some of the rubbish I've seen on here today.

Thanks Galted. Funny old sorts on the off topic section. I have to admit though I do enjoy the creative ways some come up with to either justify or hide their racism.

Oh look
2 gents
We're graced with their presence
Galted!
Rowley!

what rhymes
with Marx?
but oligarchs and sharks?
Julius
Julius

Morning people, are we all well?

Good morning Rick. The evening club was great, thought I'd check in to see how the morning was holding up.

Gutentag Rick the Slick and Rowls the bowels

First frost o the season so slightly nippy but tolerable.

Good morning Jeff, good to see you on here at this ungodly hour.  Always good when the 2 shifts "touch base"

How goes the new house etc.?

Morning Shah.

Nothing happening Rick. The one we're buying have not found anything so we're stuck in limbo.

Pain in the behind mate, I am buying a place at the minute, and because the current vendor has cocked around with the property without notifying the lender, it is taking forever.

I loathe house buying.

Morning all...

Morning serial, what do we owe the pleasure? Start of a new data cycle?

Don't say cycle around him Rick, it sets him off. Memories of the day when he was doing a wheelie to impress the missus and his toupee flew off. You don't half take some chances Rick, especially as he's local to you.

True Shah, but he is not allowed on the internet anymore, so I am harder to find.

A Pot Noodle, and the single most inaccurately named "Finest Quality, Hot & Spicy Meatballs"

That were certainly not finest quality, definitely not hot or spicy, and were barely meat.

4/10

A packet of Crackers dipped in doritos nacho cheese dip. Faaaaaacking brilliant. 9/10

Did you microwave the cheese to heat it up?

Na room temperature today but sometimes I do.

This is a culinary conversation along the lines of threading monster munch with a Pepperami.

I do like a bit of nacho cheese though, chucked over doritos with jalapenos are lovely.

I had that pizza again from sizzlers rick was thinking of you while I ate it. They've started adding cheese and jalapeños in the crusts to make em more palatable.

ShahenshahG wrote:I had that pizza again from sizzlers rick was thinking of you while I ate it.

Were you thinking of Gayted as well?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:I had that pizza again from sizzlers rick was thinking of you while I ate it.

Were you thinking of Gayted as well?

Only afterwards when I threw the leftover pizza at a homeless man from behind a conveniently situated waist high wall to forestall any noshnanigans

I really do need to have a go at one of these pizzas, wonder if I can find that hot mint topping thing oop north?

Afternoon Jules.

He won't tell me what's in it sadly. It changes depending on who makes it. Last week it was a 'lava' type pizza with cheese and pools of hot sauce topped with everything from beef, lamb, chicken and turkey with only a hint of mint. This week more mint less hot sauce.

May try and experiment... Cant be that difficult surely!

Experimenting is the key to life or a sudden painful death. Be careful rick.

Especially in your line of work mate...

Should be fairly safe with a spicy sauce though.

Working from home. Daughter's boyfriend is here, but now daughter has just gone out for a driving lesson. I wish serial were here to advise me on how to deal with this situation.

His serial sense will be tingling somewhere Jules, probably see him soon, or maybe you wont see him, not sure which is worse.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Working from home. Daughter's boyfriend is here, but now daughter has just gone out for a driving lesson. I wish serial were here to advise me on how to deal with this situation.

Don't bugger him.  Other than that I have nothing.

Put on some lipstick and some long leather shoes and make come hither gestures at him. You will never see him again. Michaels said it works for him without fail. His tone of resigned desperation as he plunged from the roof gave it an authencity no amount of promises could ever do. That his bum billowed out, caught the wind and flew him to safety in no way contradicted this sense of truth.

superflyweight wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Working from home. Daughter's boyfriend is here, but now daughter has just gone out for a driving lesson. I wish serial were here to advise me on how to deal with this situation.

Don't bugger him.  Other than that I have nothing.

Get an old chicken bone and bring it out when he's there saying how much you hated having say goodbye to your daughter's ex so you kept a memento of him. Then mention how some cultures believe a spirit is doomed to walk the earth for all eternity if its body is not buried intact.

Afternoon all.....

Tabloided but what a cracker of a post. Uncannily authentically serial.

They're gone
Those gents
So fleeting in presence
Galted!
Rowley!

Galted is over in the rugby boards causing trouble!

Yep, ventured into c*nttrumpet territory and was swiftly ushered away.

JuliusHMarx wrote:They're gone
Those gents
So fleeting in presence
Galted!
Rowley!

Not so!
I'm here!
But now I'll disappear
For a while
For a while

Morning
you tarts
how quiet it is
when one of us farts

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Galted is over in the rugby boards causing trouble!

It's filled
with noobs
who've never touched boobs
606v2rugby
606v2rugby

F*cking comment got deleted, what a pack of planks. It's a good thing they don't come on here or they'd all spontaneously sh*t themselves and start crying.

What did you say?

ShahenshahG wrote:What did you say?

That the Welsh try was racist as Tipuric only ran past one black.  The whole thread had degenerated from chat about the match to the normal "is it racist for SA to have quotas" b*llocks.  There was an immediate pompous whining from majesticimperialman and now the comment's gone.

I think they need some Shah abuse to toughen them up.  I wonder if any of them actually play rugby, they must scream worse than footballers if anything runs within tackling distance of them.

Its probably touch rugby otherwise Tino would have died prior to the existence of the CC. I would abuse them but serial has already been castrated after Tino voluntarily castrated himself. This place will run out of testosterone if I get banned too.

I had to defend your honour in the mod bit. I'm a hero (not a Hero)

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I had to defend your honour in the mod bit. I'm a hero (not a Hero)

You've cemented your place as my second favourite poster. I was considering going a bit SerialDAVE on the rugby boards but I won't now.

Galted wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:I had to defend your honour in the mod bit. I'm a hero (not a Hero)

You've cemented your place as my second favourite poster.  I was considering going a bit SerialDAVE on the rugby boards but I won't now.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x7RkJFFieqM

Morning notches, I see the cup is causing disruption on other boards.

We will never get new members this way chaps.

It's old members we're lacking.

Galted wrote:It's old members we're lacking.

Don't get much older than me.