It's not 'Send', it's the 'Culture Cup', stupid.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 28 Jun 2017, 8:55 am

First topic message reminder :

He is
much vaunted
and so old his b*mhole is haunted
Julius
Julius

by **Galted** Tue 18 Jul 2017, 5:17 pm

It's been a madhouse, Shah. I'm thinking of getting someone to cover me during daylight hours in a non-sexual innuendo way.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:50 pm

Galted wrote:It's been a madhouse, Shah. I'm thinking of getting someone to cover me during daylight hours in a non-sexual innuendo way.

Go to a leper colony. They'll have one that's almost a carbon copy of you.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 19 Jul 2017, 7:32 am

Not sure why TLD is suggesting warming up a stuffed animal, it's probably an Aussie thing.

Morning.

by **Galted** Wed 19 Jul 2017, 9:46 am

Morning.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 19 Jul 2017, 9:48 am

Ready for another action packed day on the CC?

by **Galted** Wed 19 Jul 2017, 12:23 pm

Yep. Let me just get a coffee.

You all strapped in and ready to go?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 19 Jul 2017, 2:10 pm

Yep, raring and ready, just give me the nod.

by Hibbz Wed 19 Jul 2017, 3:05 pm

Tird (and probably list) at 3 o'clock. Mrs Rowley is definitely clearing her lungs for this place.

by **Galted** Wed 19 Jul 2017, 3:50 pm

Good news. Going to be a big one today by my reckoning.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 19 Jul 2017, 10:00 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Not sure why TLD is suggesting warming up a stuffed animal, it's probably an Aussie thing.

Morning.

A corruption of hot toddy. But nothing wrong with buggerising a stuffed animal when recovering from an illness.

This place is so quiet without Jules. I miss his puns.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 20 Jul 2017, 7:18 am

Whew, crazy day...

Morning

by **Galted** Thu 20 Jul 2017, 8:33 am

Morning

It was crazy, not sure I have the stamina for another but I'll do my best to keep up.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 20 Jul 2017, 11:41 am

Me too.

by **Galted** Thu 20 Jul 2017, 1:08 pm

Managing ok so far, how are you holding up?

by **Galted** Thu 20 Jul 2017, 1:09 pm

Excellent review, by the way.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 20 Jul 2017, 1:39 pm

Multi-tasking is taking it out of me a bit to be honest.

Cheers man.

by **Galted** Fri 21 Jul 2017, 8:13 am

Massive news to kick off with today. I now have a Superdry jacket and so have a choice between the big 3: Gore-Tex, Jack Wolfskin and Superdry.

by **Galted** Fri 21 Jul 2017, 12:49 pm

Just had a piss into the right-hand urinal as someone was using the one on the left. It's all happening this week.

by **superflyweight** Fri 21 Jul 2017, 1:31 pm

Galted wrote:Massive news to kick off with today. I now have a Superdry jacket and so have a choice between the big 3: Gore-Tex, Jack Wolfskin and Superdry.

T*sser.

by **Galted** Fri 21 Jul 2017, 2:17 pm

In my defence:
Galtova bought it for me
It doesn't have 'Superdry' emblazoned across it in letters fifteen foot high

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 21 Jul 2017, 3:05 pm

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 21 Jul 2017, 3:45 pm

Welcome back Jules or is it Julia?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 21 Jul 2017, 3:57 pm

Still Jules. I wasn't on Medicare.

by **Galted** Fri 21 Jul 2017, 4:53 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Still Jules. I wasn't on Medicare.

Welcome back, Julius. I did have some questions for you but I guess they're redundant now.

by **Galted** Mon 24 Jul 2017, 8:12 am

Fist. And possibly list.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 24 Jul 2017, 8:29 am

Galted wrote:Fist. And possibly list.

Not on my watch.

by **Galted** Mon 24 Jul 2017, 10:23 am

That's really touching, Julius, and not in a 70s BBC icon kind of way.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 24 Jul 2017, 10:27 am

The Loaded Dog wrote:This place is so quiet without Jules. I miss his puns.

That's really touching, TLD, and not in a 70s BBC icon kind of way.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 25 Jul 2017, 6:59 am

Fist?

And in Lithuania where the travel company managed to royally feck up the hotel booking, so not a great night

Welcome back, Jules, good time in in Orlando?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 25 Jul 2017, 8:06 am

It was very good, rick. Better than Lithuania I suspect.

by **Galted** Tue 25 Jul 2017, 8:38 am

I used to work with two Lithuanians but they got sacked for nicking things. I wonder whatever happened to them.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 25 Jul 2017, 9:25 am

I suspect so, Jules.

Probably work in security here now, Galts.

The clunge here is extraordinary, I can see what you see in the eastern Europeans, Galts.

by **Galted** Tue 25 Jul 2017, 9:48 am

I also read about a bicycle being stolen in London and ending up in Lithuania, it's a hotbed of crime.

On the other hand, one of the concierges where I live is from Lithuania and he seems like a decent chap.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 25 Jul 2017, 11:50 am

Generally the people are top draw, I think I saw that bike, so I will go and ask the nice man for it.

by **Galted** Tue 25 Jul 2017, 11:57 am

Thanks, Dagless. If you could just put it somewhere safe I'll get the concierge to pick it up when he next visits his mum.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 25 Jul 2017, 12:13 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Generally the people are top draw, I think I saw that bike, so I will go and ask the nice man for it.

Popular with the paying public?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 25 Jul 2017, 12:24 pm

A lot of them seem to be, Jules.

No problem Galts, he looks like a reasonable chap.

by Hibbz Tue 25 Jul 2017, 6:30 pm

Galted wrote:one of the concierges where I live

*Wardens

by Hibbz Tue 25 Jul 2017, 6:38 pm

Galted wrote:I now have a Superdry jacket and so have a choice between the big 3: Gore-Tex, Jack Wolfskin and Superdry.

*Strait

by **Galted** Tue 25 Jul 2017, 8:15 pm

Adequate wordplay, Hibbz. You may take over from Julius once he's passed on.

by Hibbz Wed 26 Jul 2017, 5:44 am

I also increased yesterday's post count by 16.67% (calculated to two decimal places) so I also have adequate arithmetic skillz.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 26 Jul 2017, 7:52 am

Morning notches.

Duly noted, Hibbs.

by **Galted** Wed 26 Jul 2017, 8:19 am

Morning, Dagless.

I'm commuting by boat this week to make myself seem more interesting.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 26 Jul 2017, 9:11 am

That is interesting.

I had breakfast in a weird Lithuanian hotel, in a strange mini ballroom, listening to blues music, on my own.

It was the most unintentionally hipster thing I have ever done.

by **Galted** Wed 26 Jul 2017, 9:37 am

That sounds more European Cinema than hipster, I'm very impressed, did you eat in black and white?

Next up you should lean over the railings next to a river and have a cigarette while a barge inches past.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 26 Jul 2017, 9:40 am

I think I did, an attractive waitress ignored me in a surly manner, colour was meaningless...

I will find a barge tomorrow and try and arrange for pigeons to scatter at an appropriate juncture.

by **Galted** Wed 26 Jul 2017, 11:35 am

Good work, Dagless. It could lure Jeff back.

I'm on a driverless train now. Mental.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 26 Jul 2017, 12:12 pm

Galted wrote:Good work, Dagless. It could lure Jeff back.

I'm on a driverless train now. Mental.

Do we want Jeff back? He's beneath us.

by **Galted** Wed 26 Jul 2017, 12:36 pm

Jeff is an excellent poster.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 26 Jul 2017, 12:37 pm

I think the twitter stalking by flipper has seen him off for good to be honest.

We can just harangue him back on there?

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