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Happy New Year 2019 everyone!

Morning.

I don't know what ass tastes like (and not sure how rick knows) but I'm surprised to hear it tastes like mint-heavy chilli sauce.

Every day is a school day, Jules, we do the research so you don't have to.

Sean will probably get an erection after that admission Rick the Lick once he gets back from Japan. Morning Juniper Jules

Much appreciated rick. You should present some of this research in the form of a quiz one day.

ShahenshahG wrote:Sean will probably get an erection after that admission Rick the Lick once he gets back from Japan. Morning Juniper Jules

Morning Shah. How are the wives and families? Sean is in Japan?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Sean will probably get an erection after that admission Rick the Lick once he gets back from Japan. Morning Juniper Jules

Morning Shah. How are the wives and families? Sean is in Japan?

The wives and children are well although they are beginning to stretch my purse a bit. The price of cabbage has doubled in the last year

It might not have been him but did he not say he would be heading out to Japan in the new year? Something about a trip with mates which I read as him working as a prostitute to get enough money together for Geisha training.

The first one is a local question so if you get it without research, fair play!

1 The statues of which kind of animal can be found in Roberts park and who are generally responsible for providing wool for Titus Salts Mills?
2 Who wrote the Mr Men Books?
3 Which outdoor sport is played on the largest Pitch?
4 Which Singer and Musician is an anagram of "CREEP BRINGS TUNES"
5 Carol Danvers is the alter ego of Which super hero, who has a film coming out this year?
6 By number of films made which country has the largest film industry?
7 Which fruit contains the most calories?
8 If a UFO is an Unidentified Flying Object, what is a USO?
9 What is the common name for the liquid secreted by your lacrimal glands?
10 How many countries begin with the letter "D"

1. Woolly mammoth
3. Polo
6. India

4. Bruce Springsteen

2. Roger Hargreaves
5. Ms marvel
7. Coconut
9. Tears
10. 6

1. Dalai Llama
2. Roger Hargreaves
5. Captain Marvel
6. China
7. Banana
8. Unidentified Submarine Object
9. Tears
10. Several

USO is unidentified submerged object?

Maybe stationary?

Pal Joey wrote:Maybe stationary?

Like a weird looking paper clip?

1 The statues of which kind of animal can be found in Roberts park and who are generally responsible for providing wool for Titus Salts Mills? Alpaca
2 Who wrote the Mr Men Books? - Roger Hargreaves Shah
3 Which outdoor sport is played on the largest Pitch? - Polo Shah
4 Which Singer and Musician is an anagram of "CREEP BRINGS TUNES" - Bruce Springsteen - PJ
5 Carol Danvers is the alter ego of Which super hero, who has a film coming out this year? - Ms Marvel Shah
6 By number of films made which country has the largest film industry? - India Shah
7 Which fruit contains the most calories? - Avocado
8 If a UFO is an Unidentified Flying Object, what is a USO? - unidentified submerged object Shah
9 What is the common name for the liquid secreted by your lacrimal glands? - Tears Shah
10 How many countries begin with the letter "D" 5 - Denmark, Democratic Republic of Congo, Djuibuti, Dominica, Dominican Republic.

Alas poor Pal Joey, I knew him well.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Maybe stationary?

Like a weird looking paper clip?

Like Tophat

ShahenshahG wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Maybe stationary?

Like a weird looking paper clip?

Like Tophat

I had him down more as Blu-Tack

7. Peanut

rick_dagless wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Maybe stationary?

Like a weird looking paper clip?

Like Tophat

I had him down more as Blu-Tack

Can't be. Blu tak has two properties. One it sticks light stuff to something else and two you can never use it twice because some f*cker has decided to stick silly pictures all over your office. If Toppy was Blu tak even Sean's bumhole would get covered in a4 paper

Answers now added.

I have another for later if I get time.

For some reason, Democratic Republic of Congo is officially listed under C.
This could cause a row (pronounced 'row', not 'row') at the pub later.

Valid point, it is quite an informal quiz, so I will probably allow both if people call it out.

I'll credit all of my future quiz answers to Shah.

JuliusHMarx wrote:For some reason, Democratic Republic of Congo is officially listed under C.
This could cause a row (pronounced 'row', not 'row') at the pub later.

Probably because it's not really democratic... perhaps? What about DPRK?

I'm looking forward to the new film 'Ms Marvel'.

And Deutschland

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:Maybe stationary?

Like a weird looking paper clip?

Or a rock of some description?

Pal Joey wrote:I'll credit all of my future quiz answers to Shah.

Much obliged TLD

Might change the wording to "In English" I am going to discount DPRK as everyone outside of the country knows it as NK.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:I'll credit all of my future quiz answers to Shah.

Much obliged TLD

You're welcome my friend.

I saw a news bite of couple of weeks back. A suspicious person was arrested at Luton Airport. I'm glad they caught the decoy. Nice work!

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-46701385

How are the plans coming along?

Pal Joey wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:I'll credit all of my future quiz answers to Shah.

Much obliged TLD

You're welcome my friend.

I saw a news bite of couple of weeks back. A suspicious person was arrested at Luton Airport. I'm glad they caught the decoy. Nice work!

How are the plans coming along?

That's what you get when you let your wife learn to read, ahahahahahahhaha. You get made a patsy. However this did backfire a bit. I took her in out of the goodness of my heart (read, the prospect of being serviced by desperately destitute widow punani) but was fooled by her gorgeous eyes as the burqa hid the fact that she is buck toothed so useless for blowjobbery. The rest of her is mighty fine but I have to replace the hardwood flooring every time I do her in the wheelbarrow position. So caveat emptor if you go down this route TLD.

No plans my friend. I have lit the metaphorical fuse and will sit back and watch as racists pull kids out of islamic religious studies and thus rendered ignorant of our faith and therefore more susceptible to radicalisation. Now I'll retire from the business of Jihad now that I'm getting paid better as well. Risk averse sex filled life. Can't knock it

ShahenshahG wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:I'll credit all of my future quiz answers to Shah.

Much obliged TLD

You're welcome my friend.

I saw a news bite of couple of weeks back. A suspicious person was arrested at Luton Airport. I'm glad they caught the decoy. Nice work!

How are the plans coming along?

That's what you get when you let your wife learn to read, ahahahahahahhaha. You get made a patsy. However this did backfire a bit. I took her in out of the goodness of my heart (read, the prospect of being serviced by desperately destitute widow punani) but was fooled by her gorgeous eyes as the burqa hid the fact that she is buck toothed so useless for blowjobbery. The rest of her is mighty fine but I have to replace the hardwood flooring every time I do her in the wheelbarrow position. So caveat emptor if you go down this route TLD.  

No plans my friend. I have lit the metaphorical fuse and will sit back and watch as racists pull kids out of islamic religious studies and thus rendered ignorant of our faith and therefore more susceptible to radicalisation. Now I'll retire from the business of Jihad now that I'm getting paid better as well. Risk averse sex filled life. Can't knock it

Have you tried visualising Nancy Pelosi's lips... as she's standing next to Chuck Schumer explaining the outcome of their meeting with Trump?

Pal Joey wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:I'll credit all of my future quiz answers to Shah.

Much obliged TLD

You're welcome my friend.

I saw a news bite of couple of weeks back. A suspicious person was arrested at Luton Airport. I'm glad they caught the decoy. Nice work!

How are the plans coming along?

That's what you get when you let your wife learn to read, ahahahahahahhaha. You get made a patsy. However this did backfire a bit. I took her in out of the goodness of my heart (read, the prospect of being serviced by desperately destitute widow punani) but was fooled by her gorgeous eyes as the burqa hid the fact that she is buck toothed so useless for blowjobbery. The rest of her is mighty fine but I have to replace the hardwood flooring every time I do her in the wheelbarrow position. So caveat emptor if you go down this route TLD.  

No plans my friend. I have lit the metaphorical fuse and will sit back and watch as racists pull kids out of islamic religious studies and thus rendered ignorant of our faith and therefore more susceptible to radicalisation. Now I'll retire from the business of Jihad now that I'm getting paid better as well. Risk averse sex filled life. Can't knock it

Have you tried visualising Nancy Pelosi's lips... as she's standing next to Chuck Schumer explaining the outcome of their meeting with Trump?

I don't want it ending up like an empty tube of toothpaste.

Morning, you crazy cats.

Fist.

Morning, you diamond dogs.

Sicond.

Morning.  Tird, looks like a day for no f*cking about judging by the fist post.

Friday feeling, Galts, will even bang another quiz in later.

Beef & vegetable soup, small portion of chips. 7/10

Glad to be back on the soup train.

That review brings on the warm glow of nostalgia, Rick.

I see Duty has convinced himself that there will be a no-deal Brexit.  If it doesn't happen it's going to be a massive waste of that big w*nk he's been having since the referendum.

It felt good to get a soup review in.

Duty has gone too far over to the dark side to see any kind of sensible options, going forward he may be able to use his own tears as w**k lube though.

Lazy fist.

Jubilant sicond.

Fird.

Morning.

Morning. 'Owz wick-end? T'is already moonday heiferning here.

'twas good, few beers, nice send off for a long standing local landlord, and then chilled yesterday.

You?

Pretty calm. Some guests left Saturday morning... chilled out a bit too. Watched too much cricket. It's the best form of procrastination I believe.

I saw video footage of Julius speaking in his capacity as a producer on the weekend. He had one of his #metoos with him.
He was very handsome and erudite, if I was g*y or drunk or a lady I definitely would.

Cheers Galted, I'm flattered.