Music Section Morning Tea Society

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 31 Aug 2018, 7:16 pm

First topic message reminder :

Happy New Year 2019 everyone!

by **Galted** Fri 04 Jan 2019, 10:54 am

Thanks chaps, and congrats on the continued posting excellence, Dagless. Your follow-up post was so good I thought it was Julius at first.

Dump update: managed to delog myself and my anus is still relatively intact.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 04 Jan 2019, 11:22 am

Good news. We don't want this year to become an anus horribilis.

by **Galted** Sat 05 Jan 2019, 10:57 am

Toppy got taken in by a spoof Twitter account:

https://twitter.com/TopHat_247/status/1081416323043938304

by **Pal Joey** Sat 05 Jan 2019, 11:38 am

Galted wrote:Toppy got taken in by a spoof Twitter account:

https://twitter.com/TopHat_247/status/1081416323043938304

Classic. That's exactly how I picture him. Like a pudgy Falstaff who runs marathons. Is he still running his keyboards on here?

by **Galted** Sat 05 Jan 2019, 12:34 pm

Not for some time according to the top 50 posters list.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 07 Jan 2019, 6:40 am

And back to normal time, away from the weird Christmas/New Year Limbo period.

Fist

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 07 Jan 2019, 8:45 am

rick_dagless wrote:And back to normal time, away from the weird Christmas/New Year Limbo period.

Fist

Sicond.
Sucks.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 07 Jan 2019, 9:22 am

PJ appears to be suffering
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-46777854

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 07 Jan 2019, 9:37 am

He can just get flipper to urinate on him, he will be fine...

by **Galted** Mon 07 Jan 2019, 10:31 am

rick_dagless wrote:And back to normal time, away from the weird Christmas/New Year Limbo period.

Fist

Sh*t, isn't it?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 07 Jan 2019, 10:34 am

Yes it is. I was hoping your contributions on the Aston Villa thread might provide some amusement, but I was sadly mistaken.

by **Galted** Mon 07 Jan 2019, 2:30 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Yes it is. I was hoping your contributions on the Aston Villa thread might provide some amusement, but I was sadly mistaken.

There’s nothing amusing about following Villa.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 07 Jan 2019, 10:13 pm

rick_dagless wrote:He can just get flipper to urinate on him, he will be fine...

Urinate sense of humour was just the tonic to relieve the pain of Jule's stinging revelation.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 08 Jan 2019, 7:13 am

As long as you are safe, PJ/FLipper

Fist.

by **Pal Joey** Tue 08 Jan 2019, 8:27 am

Safe sicond

by **Galted** Tue 08 Jan 2019, 9:12 am

Hello!

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 08 Jan 2019, 9:15 am

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 08 Jan 2019, 9:42 am

Salutations.

by **Galted** Tue 08 Jan 2019, 11:19 am

This is like the awkward beginning of a work induction day.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 08 Jan 2019, 11:57 am

If the fire alarm goes off, can we all congregate on the Limerick thread before re-entering the culture cup, please.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 08 Jan 2019, 12:06 pm

I've joined the British Haiku Society. There's culture for you.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 08 Jan 2019, 12:14 pm

That does sound cultured
Though also quite hard to do
I think ill leave it

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 08 Jan 2019, 12:18 pm

That's more of a senryu than a haiku, but not bad for an amateur.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 08 Jan 2019, 12:26 pm

I did not know the difference, Jules.

I have now googled it, and glad I did, I like knowing stuff like this so cheers!

by **Galted** Tue 08 Jan 2019, 2:29 pm

Is this a haiku?
Or is it a senryu?
I’m f*cking confused

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 08 Jan 2019, 2:49 pm

It's a Senryu
Haikus are more flowery
But not sure also

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 08 Jan 2019, 2:57 pm

A bunch of heathens
Think that I will just stick to
Shagging Galtova

by **Galted** Tue 08 Jan 2019, 5:52 pm

Thanks so much Dagless
And thank you too Julius
Now I’m less confused

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 08 Jan 2019, 7:55 pm

Flipper doesn't swim
In those Australian seas
Tis a fool's errand

by **Galted** Tue 08 Jan 2019, 8:11 pm

Flipper’s just confirmed
He’s the wisest man in Oz
After PJ of course

by **Pal Joey** Tue 08 Jan 2019, 8:44 pm

I'm the biggest wave
Breaking off Kanagawa
That's a cool shirt, dude

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 09 Jan 2019, 8:26 am

Best fist forward

by **Galted** Wed 09 Jan 2019, 8:31 am

Haikus annoy me
Fisting in the morning too
I prefer w*nking

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 09 Jan 2019, 8:55 am

wa gawaan brothers.

Fird

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 09 Jan 2019, 9:32 am

I'd just like to say - Snowflake, Libtard, Remoaners, Lefty, Literal Nazi, Hitler

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 09 Jan 2019, 9:41 am

You are getting on my wick.

by **Galted** Wed 09 Jan 2019, 10:54 am

Got to love the current political climate where, if you're on the left and are perceived as a Nazi, you can shift your views to the right and be perceived as a Nazi.
And vice versa of course.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 09 Jan 2019, 10:56 am

It makes me Führerious

by **Galted** Wed 09 Jan 2019, 11:02 am

rick_dagless wrote:It makes me Führerious

That was a Reich good effort.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 09 Jan 2019, 11:04 am

Nice response, I did Nazi that coming.

by **Galted** Wed 09 Jan 2019, 11:13 am

Stop it, I'm Goring to p1ss myself.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 09 Jan 2019, 11:16 am

LOL out loud, these puns are a gas.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 09 Jan 2019, 11:28 am

Excellent puns. Adolph my hat to you.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 09 Jan 2019, 12:39 pm

I'm glad jew are joining in.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 09 Jan 2019, 1:53 pm

Heil drink to that.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 10 Jan 2019, 6:44 am

Morning, campers.

Fist

I could've put a Nazi pun in there but my concentration went.

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 10 Jan 2019, 8:13 am

That's alright mate, you've hitherto performed like a stormtrooper

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 10 Jan 2019, 8:18 am

Morning, Shah, how goes it my heathen friend? Work treating you well?

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 10 Jan 2019, 8:21 am

Not great and not badly. Just really really tedious. How about you? Wanderlust kicked in yet?

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 10 Jan 2019, 8:23 am

It is fine, a massive irritant here has been managed out, which is nice, but same shizz different sewer...

On the plus side I finally got around to knocking up some chilli mint sauce stuff, used too much mint the first time so tasted of ass, but I know where I went wrong.

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