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I've already sent you mine.
Northern hemisphere fist.

I'm not anyone who's died but these days I almost wish I was.

Boll0cks, I forgot not to be Kobe Bryant.

I am not any of the other folk in the chopper.

Fist

Sicond again. I'm the CC Rangers to Rick's Celtic.

How are things up there on the edge of the map? Was quite chilly in London this morning but I believe there was no widespread panic or shutdowns.

Currently snowing, though crap snow that turns into slush, rather than good snow that you can throw snowballs with.

Hot turd soup here. Or Motherwell?

She's fine. Thanks for asking.

Oz just going to ask for a geography related pun.

Fist. Hope that Dagless is working from home and, along with Julius, can't be arsed. The alternative is too painful to contemplate.

Sicond. I've never been to Wuhan.

I've never liked Corona beer.

SOOOS!

superflyweight wrote:Sicond.  I've never been to Wuhan.  

From the photos I've seen of people lying face down or on their backs it reminds me a lot of Kilburn High Road in the late 90s.

Pal Joey wrote:I've never liked Corona beer.

SOOOS!

Just got it (your post, not the illness).

Galted wrote:

superflyweight wrote:Sicond.  I've never been to Wuhan.  

From the photos I've seen of people lying face down or on their backs it reminds me a lot of Kilburn High Road in the late 90s.

Seen a lot of Chinese people in Edinburgh wearing surgical face masks over the last few days. F*cking jokers!

Galted wrote:Fist.  Hope that Dagless is working from home and, along with Julius, can't be arsed.  The alternative is too painful to contemplate.

I mainly post on Fridays when I WFH. But not this Friday when I'm WFG(lasgow)

Fist.

I was WFH, today I am WFW

Sicond. Such a fascinating fist didn't deserve 24 hours of michaelsing.

Phew, cheers, Galts.

Have fun in Glasgow today, Jules.

Och aye the fist.

Speaking of my mate made me Haggis soup for Burns night and it was bloody lovely

Sicond - slightly disappointing as I was hoping to be fisting a michaels.

Haggis is lovely stuff - it's essentially a fat peppery sausage whilst also managing to be a brother to both the black and white pudding.

I love me some haggis, and the soup is surprisingly nice!

Happy Brexit day, Supes!

I've been to Scotland on several occasions and I can't recall ever having eaten.

Probably stuck a few years on your life there, Galts, but it may be countered by the stress and smog of the big smoke.

For christ sake, Rick - you're going to become the new Michaels with all of this Michaelsing.

I will find an appropriate wench to eat chips on.

Full weekend michaelsing, let's see if I can get the week...

Fist

Sicond

Well at least you're not "Mad Mike" Hoare, dagless.

Had to google him, peej, he seems like a genuine badass...

How was the weekend?

Excruciatingly hot. Not much worth doing outside when it is 44 but feels like 49!
Thank goodness we had a big thunderstorm last night... and there's another one coming just now.

How was yours? Did you get up to anything special?

That is indeed way too hot!

Not really, Mrs Dagless was at Euro Disney with some friends, so I had the place to myself so I went crazy and didn't wash up immediately, and went bed slightly later.

Barring that, not much. One of my colleagues here is hungover from coffee overdose, this is a new one on me, and I am finding it hilarious.

"Didn't wash up immediately.." lol.

It was too hot to wash up for me as well . I just quickly rinsed things... filled used glasses up with 'cool' (the pipes were hot) water and just let it all sit there for a while. Made things easier later on when I had some energy.

I much prefer being too cold rather than too hot, you can warm up but cannot cool down.

I missed the superb owl this year as well, I am not a huge American Football fan, but generally enjoy the occasion.

Ah good... 4 or 5 days of continuous rain predicted now. So I guess there'll be some unfortunates who end up in the wrong place at the wrong time. Feel for the lizards and other ground based animals as well... complete hell for the poor little buggers.

Agree... so long as your vital parts don't fall off. Almost impossible to sleep when it's 35 at 3am still. Even with aircon blasting away.

Watched some of the Superbowl. I like both teams... glad to see the Chiefs win it rather than a 5th or 6th? one for the 49ers.

We talking flood rain? Or nice water table replenishing rain?

Flood rain. All the "big wet" from the north is getting dragged down here and mixes with the air off the Tasman.
Did you see the end of the 7s rugby? Like that. Lots of thunder, lightning, flash flooding and the usual hail damage.

Most of it along the coast, east of the divide. They might get some inland but it's so bone dry. It just causes uncontrolled water run off before evaporating again. Some of our rivers are just about dead. Dams at 3% or less in some places. There's talk about some rivers never flowing properly again.

it seems a right barrel of laughs over there at the moment, you have enough issues with all the flora and fauna trying to kill you without acts of god...

I guess you can blame "The Gays" or something, I see people doing that already.

You know rick... I heard some news about a locust plague in Somalia. Then the Coronavirus...
What are the other wraths of God again? Seems as if we're getting it all at once. You'll probably get another beast from the east too, no?

Do you know when Izzy is playing the Gay Pride Super League match? Is that this weekend? Should be a laugh! Will definitely record it.

Here we go... to summarise: (in no particular order)

Curse upon Adam and Eve and Steve... done.
Curse upon Michael Caine... maybe someone (Harvey Weinstein) has dirt on him?
The Great Flood... coming soon to your living room.
Destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah... sounds very painful indeed
Destruction of Er and Onan... Errrr OK. Yes Boss... whatever you say Boss!
Plagues of Egypt (or Somalia)... already happening.
Divine Threatenings at Mt Sinai... where ISIS brought that Russian jet down a few years ago.
Plagues at the incident of the Golden Calf... avoid Halal meats. Bad hygiene = Coronavirus.
Nadab and Abihu are burned... Wouldn't surprise. Told them not to play with fire.
Curses upon the disobedient. Just ask Izzy.
A plague accompanies the giving of manna in the wilderness... Don't throw manna from the train!
The rebellion of Korah, Dathan and Abiram – their supernatural deaths and the plague that followed... Told you so!
Reprimand of Moses at the Water of Meribah... so he illegally waters his lawn. Naughty boy!
Murmuring of the people and the plague of fiery serpents... there's already murmuring in abundance. Snakes: see The Great Flood above.
Whoredom with the Moabites and resulting plague... now you're talking! Anybody seen Sean?
Curses pronounced upon the disobedient... we've already had that one. I'm not deaf. Or blind. Or mute. Yet.

Haha

We have no weather of note here, we have our hands full of Brexit shenanigans and dissenting royals to have any time for acts of god

rick_dagless wrote:Haha

We have no weather of note here, we have our hands full of Brexit shenanigans and dissenting royals to have any time for acts of god

Not so sure about that, Rick, it was very windy on Saturday.

Best from the east windy? Or "oh no my umbrella is broken" windy?

'Bloody windy' is probably the best way to describe it.

Bloody windy is how it is here today, and damp.

Fist

Sicond. Today is a wfh day so hoping that the weather and I don't have to mix, though the sliver of it I can see between our block of flats and the one facing us doesn't look too unpleasant.

It looks pleasant enough, but would soon have a toupee off.

It is this first time I have paid any attention to a Caucus, what a crazy little thing!

That post was very much like one of Julius's which pass some distance over my head.

It is a weird US electoral thing where people rock up to a place and stand in designated areas to show their preference for delegate of choice.

If there is less than 15% of attendees in the designated area then that candidate is not progressed and the people who did stand there can go somewhere else.

Then people use biscuits to tempt them into other candidates areas...

lol out loud, I need to see it

Less than 2 months til my stint in Milton Keynes finishes. Good to see the Tea Society still going.

Buttcheek fist... in Iowa I see.

Shock fists from down under are my favourite type of fist.

WFH just checking in...