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Northern hemisphere fist.

Glad to hear you survived Cheltenham, Rick. How was it?

It was excellent, thanks, Peej.

How was your weekend?

Relatively low key and quiet.
Think I'm going to have deal with less sport which is probably a good thing.

We were watching Badminton in the pub, which although enjoyable, was very strange.

I get the feeling that people are going to start rinsing the Corona Virus thing soon, and have a couple of weeks paid leave.

Takes a lot of effort to swat those c*cks. Must look quite funny when one's had a few lagers.

Tird.

Starting to think that the coronovirus might have been developed by Shah as part of his jihad.

Somebody's cooked this bug up... not sure who... but I bet they didn't realise it could backfire so quickly. I'm starting to think that maybe the Chinese already have the vaccine and are keeping quiet about it. I suppose the flip side could be they don't have it and are too preoccupied or incapacitated to update the WHO database.

It's 5G causing it anyway... FACT

One thing's for sure though, if it prevents Liverpool from winning the title they're sure to accept it with the good grace for which Scousers are renowned and not make a gigantic self-pitying sympathy-whoring sh*tting-their-pants-and-bursting-into-tears fuss.

Or Leeds going up...

Lol out loud, it has the potential to be the best season ever. Sometimes it's rewarding to support a sh1te team.

I'm not Roy Hudd, the economy or globalization.

Hope this isn't roundabout way of telling us that you're the Giro d'Italia.

Galted wrote:Hope this isn't roundabout way of telling us that you're the Giro d'Italia.

No, I'm a Tour de Force.

Morning, fist and whatnot...

Oh and if anyone can't leave the house and they need me to go to "The Asda" for them, they can f**k off as that place is full of idiots.

Sicond. Morning Rick.

Feel sorry for the staff in those supermarkets. They're getting worked off their feet and seeing the worst of human behaviour at the same time.

Thought it was just the simple folk of the north getting into a panic about the latest plague but I had to visit three shops yesterday before I could buy a f*cking aubergine.

No different from normal over here TBH, Peej.

So I herd. Can you still buy Immunity Tokens or are they being hoarded as well?

People just need to know the difference between Herd Immunity and Herd Mentality.

Unfortunately most of the herd will unwittingly cause some social erosion which is very hard to reverse.

I got p1ssed off yesterday and asked a guy in Sainsburys if he planned to use the 18 toilet rolls he was buying over the course of the next week. D1ckhead turned his back and walked off.

I went in last week to buy a pack of 8 but there were only packs of 24 available. That would last me until September I'd say. So I'm going to drop off a dozen to Mum on Friday and then put my feet up until about June.

Pal Joey wrote:I went in last week to buy a pack of 8 but there were only packs of 24 available. That would last me until September I'd say. So I'm going to drop off a dozen to Mum on Friday and then put my feet up until about June.

He'd picked up two separate packs of 9 so was clearly at it.

superflyweight wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:I went in last week to buy a pack of 8 but there were only packs of 24 available. That would last me until September I'd say. So I'm going to drop off a dozen to Mum on Friday and then put my feet up until about June.

He'd picked up two separate packs of 9 so was clearly at it.  

Would be funny if he was one of these do-gooders doing the shopping for their incapacitated neighbours.

If so, he'll rightly think twice about doing it again.

Early fist.

Everyone WFH today?

Hello...Airstrip One. Do you copy? Is anyone there?
I repeat. Airstrip One. Do you copy. Is anyone there?

Milparinka Station. Over and Out. (crackle....)

Sicond day of WFH. The days of commuting to Milton Keynes are over. I noticed that there is plenty of toothpaste in the shops - which says a lot about our self isolating habits

I'm WFW. Deal I've been working on is expected to close today so would be a pain to do it from home. Hopefully this wil be the last day in the office for a while.

Thank God, Jules.
I really admired your firm resolve to travel all the way there... for what was it... 5 or 6 months?

Just back from the supermarket here. Utter mayhem there. Thought I saw plenty of mouthwash on the shelves. The poor kids operating the check out registers look like zombies.

Pal Joey wrote:Thank God, Jules.
I really admired your firm resolve to travel all the way there... for what was it... 5 or 6 months?

Just back from the supermarket here. Utter mayhem there. Thought I saw plenty of mouthwash on the shelves. The poor kids operating the check out registers look like zombies.

IT BEGINS!

All you zombies in high places
The pieces gonna fall on you.

I'm not Glastonbury Festival.

Just thought I would check in safe..

I wasn't Peter Whittingham while he was dead last night but now that he's alive again I might be him. Will let you know if I find out.

Galted wrote:I wasn't Peter Whittingham while he was dead last night but now that he's alive again I might be him.  Will let you know if I find out.

Can't say he wasn't advised to stay away from pubs.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Sicond day of WFH. The days of commuting to Milton Keynes are over. I noticed that there is plenty of toothpaste in the shops - which says a lot about our self isolating habits

Had a look at Boots today and saw that you're correct. Made a joke to the attendant about no-one panic-buying toothpaste or mouthwash and she told be that it's not much use against the virus. So now we know.

Neither's wiping your bum but people are panic buying toilet paper.

The toilet paper one is a bit mystifying. What's wrong with a well-angled blast from the shower head?

I skipped toilet paper last night and shower cleaned, wanted to test it out.

Cleanest my teeth have ever been

Lol out loud.

Morning, fluorine fist.

Well, I’m stuck here. Visited home at the wrong time!

Here as in blighty?

RDR2 update: it's become even more grim than the Coronavirus saga and I'm beginning to fear for my character. Fortunately I have a variety of pistols, revolvers, shotguns and rifles for interacting with members of the public.

They've shut the prison gates here.

Dolph, if you're that desperate... maybe steal a needle and thread or if that fails -  a shoelace or a heifer?

Nothing much happening here. It's pretty boring actually.

At the moment, people are still kind of excited that they get to stay at home. I am in work as I have sent my team home, as most of them are fat or malnourished vegans.

rick_dagless wrote:Here as in blighty?

Stuck in Blighty, I hear aussies aren’t letting anyone in now. Not a resident so I’m stuffed.

Had an e-mail that my youngest daughter's nursery won't be closing any time soon.

Thank you sweet Jesus you beautiful b@stard!

superflyweight wrote:Had an e-mail that my youngest daughter's nursery won't be closing any time soon.  

Thank you sweet Jesus you beautiful b@stard!

I think that would be enough to turn me into a believer as well.